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02x25 - They Hired Some g*ns

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Life & Legend of Wyatt Earp". Aired: September 6, 1955 – June 27, 1961.*
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Series is loosely based on the life of frontier marshal Wyatt Earp.

02x25 - They Hired Some g*ns

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- Take the horses outta here.

- Come on, Freddy.

'Bout eight g*n-fighters on each

side, the best in the business.

You're not gonna try

to break that up?

Mr. Masterson, there's nothing

else we can do.

Wyatt, we'll be running

an Indian roit.

And these boys have 's

instead of clubs.

[g*nshots]

Let's move.

♪ Wyatt Earp, Wyatt Earp

♪ Brave, courageous and bold

♪ Long live his fame

and long live his glory ♪

♪ And long may

his story be told ♪

(male narrator)

The life and legend of

Wyatt Earp.

Starring Hugh O'Brian.

(male narrator)

Canal wars and fights

between rail road men

and buffalo hunters

were common plays

in the lusty

and brawling 's.

But the great

stage line fight known as

the Teague Woodruff battle

presented Marshall Wyatt Earp

with something new

in organized violence.

Mike Teague and Dan Woodruff

were bitter rivals

in the stage line and

wagon freight business.

It was a lucrative enterprise

for a short haul traffic

which the rail roads

couldn't handle.

The great network of short line

steel, west of Kansas city

would not be built

until the 's.

Thus, Teague and Woodruff were

rich men with a money at stake.

And the ruthlessness

of all time ball whackers.

Here comes, one

of Teague's stages.

Now, don't sh**t

unless you have to.

[galloping]

What's the idea?

I'm Dan Woodruff,

and this is my route.

Teague, can't horn-in

so turn around.

Hold it!

Well, well, Mike Teague himself.

- Trying to play rough, Dan?

- 'Just as rough as you want.'

This is a public road.

Climb down and shove

that timber outta here.

No!

Get those horses and then

turn that stage over.

(male # )

You better get out folks,

there's gonna be trouble.

- You can't do this to me, Dan.

- Shut up.

Alright, go ahead.

Driver, get of there.

Alright, men.

Turn it over.

There'll be a Woodruff stage

along in about five minutes

so take it easy.

Now, this is just

a mild warning.

Don't try to jump

anymore of my routes.

So, you think you can

stop me with g*ns?

Well, I can hire g*ns too.

Plenty of them in Dodge city.

So can I, Mike. If that's

how it's got to be.

Well, that's how. Next time you

try any of these, you'll see.

It's a long walk.

You better wait for my stage.

I'll walk!

- Mr. Mike Teague?

- Yes.

- I'm Bat Masterson.

- Where is Wyatt Earp?

Well, he's busy right now.

Do you wanna talk to me?

Sure do. Take over.

- We'll do our talking in there.

- Alright.

And, you get $ a day

and expenses.

I guarantee you days work.

Carol Pope, Dave Rooderbar,

King Fisher and Lee Hall

have all signed up already.

Hey, that's $ ,

count me in.

If Wyatt'll give me

leave of absence.

We can use Earp too.

Yeah, sign him up.

Let you know this afternoon.

- Bye, Mr. Masterson.

- Bye.

And that

is square money.

Well, Mr. Teague

is hiring g*n-fighters.

There won't be any fight Wyatt.

Dan would have just bluffed.

If you don't wanna go, how

about leave of absence for me?

Well, between cattle drives

and the town's pretty quiet.

I hate to ring the bell and

another school session for you.

But you're working

for the town, remember?

Yes, sir.

I used to know Mike Teague

in Wichita, any deal of his

have to be kind of shady.

Dan Woodruff, that bow whacker,

ain't gonna take this quietly.

Now, what choice has he got?

Well, there are a lotta

other gunmen in the town

like Pat Gareth, Smokey Hill

Thomson, that Cat Fish Kid.

Has Mike Teague hired them?

You think, Woodruff plans

to get himself some boys too?

- That's right.

- Well, I sure hate to back out.

- I'll go tell, Mr. Teague--

- No.

You can have your leave of

absence if you want it.

Well, thanks,

thanks a lot.

Just one thing

I want you to think about.

Charlie Bassett, doesn't

want to run for sheriff again.

I can't say I blame him.

I told the County Commissioners,

you could handle the job.

- Sheriff, me?

- Yeah. Well, you.

Little young but, you're as much

a man now as you ever gonna be.

I wouldn't vote for me,

I'm too young.

Still, I'd been on a trail

with Teague, and he got us

into a g*n fight,

that wouldn't look good.

I better think about it.

Good. Meantime, you're running

over to Dodge Hotel.

There's a Ms. Amelia Woodruff,

sent word, she wanted to see me.

- Woodruff?

- Yeah, she's Dan's daughter.

Why don't you go?

You're supposed to be

the women expert.

Yeah, what does she look like?

Well, look, that's

for you to find out.

[knocking]

Yes.

- Ms. Woodruff?

- Yes.

- You can't be Marshall Earp.

- Chief deputy, Bat Masterson.

Why, you're second

to Earp on papa's list.

Are you really

a g*n-fighter?

Well, I'm not as fast

as Mr. Earp.

Well, I declare.

Sit down, Mr. Masterson.

Papa and I need help.

I never heard

of such skullduggery.

Mr. Mike Teague coming here

to hire a lot of g*n-fighters

so, they can pick

on our stage line.

What chance have we

got, Mr. Masterson?

Fighting to keep the roof

that papa established

years before great western

was ever head of.

Well, there's ways

of handling a deal like this.

But how?

I better wait till

your father get's here.

What, is it something

you shouldn't tell me?

But I've been papa's right hand

man, ever since mama died.

Look, money.

Papa trusts me with it.

Well, that's what

it's gonna take.

What do you mean?

Oh, now look, I'm not

a silly child, Mr. Masterson.

Alright, tell your father we can

handle this in one of two ways.

You can hire as many

g*n-fighters as Mike Teague.

Or pay the men Teague has hired

to come over to our side.

What a thought! I love you

like...like a big brother.

Will you handle it?

I'll give you the money now.

And when papa returns, we'll

have Teague's men bought off.

- Well, I can't do that yet.

- Why?

I'm a Deputy Marshall, I can't

go around town making deals

with some of these gunmen,

they're hoodlums.

Can't you quit your job or ask

Marshall to give you a vacation?

If there is any hitch, I'll send

for you to talk to Wyatt.

Well, is he young enough

to be my...big brother?

The old man

sure thinks, he is.

Let me see

your shotgun, Frankie?

Well, not a man here

with less than ten notches.

Mr. Teague, figures nothing but

the best for the great western.

- Howdy, Marshall.

- Howdy, Mr. Pickett.

I want you get

any wrong notions.

I didn't sign up, neither did

Louie Bozeman or Johnny Culp.

I understand Mr. Teague

is paying mighty well.

[galloping]

You gave Bozeman, Culp

and me a break in Wichita.

We're paying it back.

- Dan Woodruff is in town.

- Thanks.

He'll be up

on Teague's antics.

If I were you I'd chase

them both out of Dodge.

They're both fighting over a

stage route, miles from here.

Thirty top g*ns

and two stupid money men

bidding against each other

for their help.

The fight'll start right here.

Me...I'm leaving.

- So long, Wyatt.

- So long, Tom.

(Masterson)

'Wyatt!'

- Teague lied to me.

- How's that?

He's trying to hoard in on

Mr. Woodruff's route.

He's only hiring

those g*n fighters

to take over the Woodruff

route by force.

Ms. Amelia must be very young

and very beautiful.

She's got nothing to with it.

It's a principle of the thing.

Her dad pioneered that route.

Old Teague is nothing but--

Hold it.

(Wyatt)

Back door.

[door creaking]

You're gonna let 'em get away?

I bet that's Amelia's father,

the one that took the money.

Now, her father is the

president of the Woodruff's

Transportation Company.

Remind me to tell you

some stories about him.

Meantime, we'll

arrest Mr. Teague.

Arrest him, what for?

Two of Woodruff's men,

they got away with my money.

Close to $ .

Mr. Woodruff doesn't need

to rob anybody.

That daughter of his

must've gotten into your head.

- Why you--

- Take it easy.

You're under arrest, Mr. Teague.

- I'm under arrest?

- That's right.

You come along with us,

we'll talk to Mr. Woodruff.

We hear you're offering

more than Teague.

That's right.

He offered us guarantee

and all expenses.

I'll pay and expenses.

Sounds fine

with me, Mr. Woodruff.

Well, let's see your money.

Very well.

- You robber that's my money.

- Shut up.

Your name Woodruff,

Dan Woodruff?

It is.

- Ms. Amelia related to you?

- My daughter, sir.

What's this intrusion?

That's my money and you know it.

You stay out of this. He's under

arrest and you're next.

Charlie, all deals are off.

Tell everyone.

Well, I hope you know

what you're doing, Wyatt.

You can't arrest me, Teague came

here to hire a private army.

I've committed no crime,

those men told me--

You're lying.

We saw the hold up.

We saw those men give you

a flower sack full of his money.

Here's the flower sack.

Are you cry babying

into the law, Mike?

No, just give me

back my money.

I've taken half of what you took

from me in passenger fares.

- Jumping my best route.

- Who's cry babying now?

Never mind.

We'll impound the money.

You take charge of it.

I'm not arresting

you for robbery.

- Nor for anything else.

- Oh, yes. I am.

For inciting to riot.

Relax, Dan.

I've got friends here.

Come on.

Let's go to jail.

Papa, what's happening?

Eh, this cow-town Marshall

is arresting us

on a technical charge. I'll not

be delayed long, my dear.

- Marshal--

- Mr. Masterson will explain.

- I thought you're on our side.

- Not when it comes to robbery.

Is Marshall Earp

accusing my father of--

We saw his men take money

and hand it to, Mr. Woodruff.

Oh, that's absurd. Why pop is

worth half a million dollars.

If he had boys hold up

Mike Teague is because

the money was ours

to begin with.

This is Dodge City,

Ms. Amelia.

Hold-up's are

against the law here.

Oh, the law.

Really.

Yup, and it's moving

west all the time.

You better tell

papa the news.

Papa was running stage lines

before we ever heard of...of

sheriffs

and town marshals.

He had to fight

Indians and robbers.

Now, he's gotta stop Mike Teague

from jumping our best route.

Oh, don't you preach

to me about the law.

- Oh, I'm not preaching, honey.

- Oh, yes you are.

And that's ridiculous because

you'll soon be out of a job.

You know I sure have a weakness

for decent bad little girls.

[acapella music]

Pat Derrick says

to stick around.

Teague and Woodruff will be

back in business real soon.

You know Teague's got

a lotta drag around here.

He'll take care

of everything.

Sit down and pour

yourself a drink.

And the case just won't

stand up, Wyatt.

They can say they came here

to employ special police.

That's not

incitement to riot.

Well, Mr. Mayor.

What about a robbery charge?

Teague and Woodruff have been

fighting each other for years.

But if it came to an issue,

Teague wouldn't prosecute.

We saw the whole thing.

Sure, but what if Teague says

it was all a practical joke?

Now, you'll have

to turn him loose.

Don't tell me you're gonna hit

off a g*n fight in the streets.

We can't hold men

in jail because we think

there might

be sh**ting.

- I think there will be.

- And so do I.

That's not a bunch

of drunken cow hands

Teague and Woodruff

are hiring.

No, they're

all top g*ns.

If they're cut lose

people will die.

- But you can't anticipate--

- Yes sir, I can.

That's my job.

Now, you can take the risk.

Now, Wyatt, don't force me

to suspend you again.

- Sir, I'm suspended.

- Me too.

Well, then I'll have to release

Teague and Woodruff myself.

- Give 'em back the money.

- No, sir, not the money.

I'm still

United States Marshall.

Until Judge Tobin returns, I

won't have a warrant to hold 'em

but I can hold the robbery

evidence in my own hook.

This time, Wyatt, the City

Council is going to fire you.

I'm sorry.

Well, deacon.

We sure showed him.

Oh, yeah.

Holding this stuff isn't gonna

slow Woodruff and Teague much.

They can cash

site traps at the bank.

How did you get along

with, Ms. Amelia?

She started to slap me,

then she didn't. Why?

Well, Judge Tobin's coming in

on the o' clock Santa Fe.

I'll watch Teague

and the boys he hired.

That leaves

Woodruff to you.

If he plans to start,

I don't think she would tell me.

May be not,

but she's our only chance.

Yeah.

But if they go to sh**ting,

you won't stop 'em, right?

I'd have to try.

- Well, swear me in.

- What?

I'm not going against John Ringo

and Cat Fish kid with this, eh?

"Bang, Bang, Ringo.

You're dead."

Say, you know

you're right.

Nothing like getting

k*lled legally.

And I'll let you fellas

in on a little secret.

Half of Teague's men have

accepted more money from me.

We've got Mike

out numbered two to one.

Many are packing g*ns north of

the lines since Earp got fired.

- What're we doing about that?

- Think they're Teague's men?

- Mm-hmm.

- Then put on your g*ns.

Fine, Mr. Woodruff.

Let's go, men.

- Papa.

- Yes, my dear.

I'm going to the Alamo bar to

hire a few more men.

Why did you

tell them that?

I can't have our side bluffed

out by Mike Teague.

What if they

go to sh**ting?

They won't hurt

anybody now stop worrying.

I'll be back

in ten minutes.

Oh, you.

Look ,I lost my job.

You were right about the law.

- It's a swindle.

- You're still wearing a g*n.

Or did you sign on

with Mike Teague?

What makes

you think so?

Well, I...

I don't know what to think.

Some of Teague's men

are armed and papa had to..

- Excuse me, I'm going now.

- You're scared of a fight?

There's not gonna be one.

Both sides are bluffing.

- You know better than that.

- Let go of me.

Many will get hurt.

Would you like that?

I know I don't

like you.

[acapella music]

Woodruff's men...

are puttin' their g*ns.

There's couple behind the barrel

and two down the street.

See 'em?

Down there.

They wanna fight.

Get your g*ns.

Papa, wait. Bat thinks

there's gonna be a fight.

- You promised me--

- Now, now, Amelia.

We'll talk about

this at the hotel.

But you said

it was just a bluff.

It's gone

too far now.

Aren't you gonna

stop our men from--

No!

Teague asked for it

and he's gonna get it.

Then there ought to be a law

to stop you both.

If I were a man

I'd help the law.

Amelia.

[acapella music]

[men chattering]

They're getting ready. 'Bout

eight on each side. Maybe more.

- Now, we're in luck.

- Huh?

And the professional g*n

fighters not drunken cow hands.

They won't draw

against the drop.

We'll use buck shots.

Now, this is that

we're gonna do, listen.

Get those horses

outta here.

Come on!

[men chattering]

Papa, no!

Oh, somebody stop them.

Stop them!

[g*nshots]

(Wyatt)

Hold your fire, men.

- Keep outta this, Masterson.

- Oh, I ain't in it.

Real money, friends.

Yes, sir.

Real money. Courtesy of

Mr. Woodruff and Mr. Teague.

We'll hold our fire, men.

If you will.

We'll hold.

We'll hold.

Let's go men.

It's a trick

you fools.

Alright, lift your hands

and keep the money.

(Wyatt)

'That's it, Mr. Masterson.

Keep 'em covered.'

The one that goes

for his g*n

is gonna get a leg

full of buck shot.

Anybody else?

You win, Earp.

He was a fool

to draw against a drop.

Alright,

let's walk to jail.

Couple of you pick him up

and take him to the doc's.

Mr. Masterson, stay with 'em.

Rest of you move. Come on.

[acapella music]

Come on!

Come on!

(Wyatt)

Hurry up.

Marshall Earp.

You admit two or three

token shots had been fired

and when you rode in,

all firing stopped.

'No one was hurt.'

'And when you

scattered the money'

'both factions

joined hands, as it were.'

Well, they uh,

picked up the money, sir.

[clears throat]

And so the threatened riot or

battle or whatever you call it

ended happily?

Well, I took 'em to jail if

that's what you call happiness.

Mr. Woodruff and Mr. Teague,

both deny that they instructed

guards to start

a g*n battle.

So I fail to see how a charge

of incitement to riot

has any validity.

Excuse me.

- Ar-are you the judge?

- 'Yes, I am, young lady.'

- Now, Amelia.

- It's no use, papa.

My father and Mr. Teague, both

incited their men to a fight.

I begged my father to stop it.

But he didn't want it stopped.

Young lady, are you certain

there would've been a fight?

I saw them lined up on opposite

sides of Front Street.

My father was with his men

and Mr. Teague was on his side.

More cry babying, Dan?

You even get your

own daughter to--

(Judge)

'Silence.'

The law's indebted

to you, Ms. Woodruff.

Wasn't easy to come here

and tell the truth.

Mr. Mayor, you'll

reinstate Marshall Earp

and Deputy Masterson

at once.

I'll pass sentence on

Woodruff and Teague

at the session of court

tomorrow morning.

Hearing's adjourned.

[acapella music]

You sure got Mr. Masterson

and me out of a tight corner.

I got my father out

of a worse one, Mr. Earp.

If he and Mike Teague

can hire private armies

they'll go on until

a lot of people are k*lled.

I-I guess I want the law

to move west of Dodge City.

Ma'am, your father's

lived a long time

in a rough part of the country.

You be patient with him.

And Judge Tobin'll

let 'em off with a fine.

Well, hi, honey. Your father

wants to forgive you

and I'd like

to take you to dinner.

Mr. Masterson,

why did you fib to me?

- Fib, me?

- Mm-hmm.

You told me that, uh,

Marshall Earp was too old

to be my

big brother.

Oh, not that I'd want

you for a brother.

Why, thank you ma'am.

You've made

an old man very happy.

[acapella music]

Why-why did you--

♪ Well he cleaned up

the country ♪

♪ The old wild west country

♪ He made law

and order prevail ♪

♪ And none can deny it

the legend of Wyatt ♪

♪ For ever will live

on the trail ♪

♪ Wyatt Earp, Wyatt Earp

♪ Brave, courageous and bold

♪ Long live his fame

and long live his glory ♪

♪ And long may

his story be told ♪

♪ Long may his story

♪ Be told ♪