Harley Street,the home
of the medical profession.
Here they all are:
The good and the bad.
And the surgeons are the worst.
They found out that the man's
body is full of bits and scraps
of old organs there is no use for
You can cut out half a dozen of them out,
without leaving him any the worse
Except for the illness
and the guineas it costs him
I know him. He used to snip off
the ends of people's uvulas for 50 guineas.
And that fellow too
He extirpated tonsils for
two hundred guineas
until he took up women's
cases at double the fees
Cutler Walpole,he got hold of
something he called the nuciform sac
which he's made
quite the fashion
You could pay him
500 guineas to cut it out.
And might as well get their hair
cut,for all the difference it makes.
Hello? Reporters already
Of course
Famous doctor receives knighthood:
Sir Colenso Ridgeon.
Well,well
I am with 'The Globe'.
I wonder if Mr Colenso..
No he can't
Oh, Sir Patrick,you'd better come in
Good Morning
- Could we possibly see...
- No you couldn't
I wanted to be the first
to congratulate him
I was never so taken aback
I always thought his great
discoveries was fudge
let alone the mess of them
with his drops of this and that
and tubes full of fever
-All in the interest of science,Emmy
-I don't take much of science
I've lived with it too long
I'll tell him you are there.
Have you finished your two eggs,sonny?
Oh,yes
That’s my ducky diamond!
Now keep yourself tidy and don’t go
messing about and dirtying your hands
The people are coming to congratulate you.
You can come in,Sir Patrick
Well,young fellow,is your
hat too small for you,eh?
Much too small,and I owe it all to you.
Blarney,my boy,thank you all the same
I live in a state of siege ever since
they got that about that I am a magician
who can cure consumption
with a drop of serum
Modern science is a very
interesting thing,Colly
Look at your great discovery,look
at all the great discoveries.
What are they all leading to?
Why, right back to my poor dear
old father's ideas and discoveries.
And he's been dead now over 40 years.
It's very interesting.
There is nothing like progress.
So you found out how to
cure consumption,Colly?
I believe so
Well,I've known over 30 men who
found out how to cure consumption
Why do people go on dying of it,Colly?
Devilment, I suppose
Don't move.
Jinny,don't move
I should rest now,you can come down.
I've had enough of this
I said that before
Look at those bills.
I'd have other people do it before
You don't think that I
must have the money now.
I'll promise you tomorrow you'll
be paid everything,I promise
-All right
-Thank you
He wanted to be paid,I suppose?
They are refusing to
deliver it anymore unless we pay.
Damn those fellows.
They can give nothing and care for
nothing but their wretched money.
Money, money, money,money
So sordid
I loathe money
Don't be unhappy,love
I can easily earn enough
and more back
Next year I'll have
my own exhibition.
You don't believe a bit of
my discovery, you old cynic
I don't go as far as that,Colly
Have a look at my pamphlet
Redpenny.
Yes,Sir
You're late as usual
I was held up at the hospital
for the night report
Oh,(?)what I want for a drink.
You go up to the drawing room and
help your self,I'll join you in a minute.
As a matter of fact I like
a word with you alone
Opsonin? What's the devil is opsonin?
Opsonin is what you butter
the disease germs with
so that the white corpuscle will eat them.
But you must understand the treatment
Inoculate at the right moment and cure
Inoculate at the wrong moment can k*ll.
That's my discovery.
The greatest since Harvey
discovered the circulation of the blood
I need a drink.
-Old Paddy Cullen can still knock it back
-Indeed
And who taught you to call Sir
Patrick Cullen,Old Paddy Cullen?
You never call him anything else
You fellows will be calling
me old Colly Ridgeon next.
Ah,we do it at St. Anne's.
That's what makes the medical students
the most disgusting figure
in modern civilization.
No veneration, no manners.
-Do you think Sir Colenso Ridgeon could..
-No,I don't
-Well
-May I see Sir Colenso?
I don't have an appointment and I know
what a busy date it must be for him
But I come on a very urgent matter.
Do you think you could arrange it for me?
I'd like your advice.
Professional advice?
Oh yes
There is something that matters with me.
Oh,there's nothing wrong with my organs.
It's just I feel unsettled, as if
something is going to happen
And it's another symptom scraps of tunes
keep on going through my head
Which seem to me to be quite pretty
which are in fact quite commonplace.
-Do you hear voices?
-No
I'm glad for that.
When my patients tell me they made
a greater discovery than Harvey
and they hear voices,
I'll lock them up.
-Do you think I'm mad?
-You're sure there are no voices?
Oh quite sure
Then it's only foolishness. Very common
between the age of 17 and 22.
Sometimes comes on at 40 year,there about
You are a bachelor, you see,makes it not
serious if you are careful.
-How about my food?
-No, about your behavior.
You are not going to die, but you
may be making a fool of yourself.
So be careful.
-Dear lady wants her husband's lungs cured
-I told you I'll see nobody
Then I'll tell her to wait.
You'll tell her I'll not see her, and
send her away,do you hear?
Well,will you see Mr.Cutler Walpole?
He don't ask to be cured
He only wants to congratulate you
- Yes, I'll see him
- You can come in.
Mr Cutler Walpole
My dear Richard,best wishes,the heartiest
congratulations you deserve them.
Thanks
As a man of course,as a man
You deserve it as a man,this discovery
of yours is of course,is all nonsense.
Opsonin? Absolute rot,as any
capable surgeon will tell you
That we're all delighted
delighted to see your personal
qualities officially recognized
-Sir Patrick,how are you?
-Well
I've sent you a paper lately
about a little thing I invented
A new saw for shoulder blades.
Yes,I got it needs a good saw.
Very useful and handy useful.
I knew you'll see it's points.
-I remember that saw 65 years ago.
-What?
It was called a cabinet
maker's jimmy then.
-Get out,nonsense, a cabinet maker's
-No never mind him, he's only jealous.
Sir Colenso,Sir
I say I hope I'm not interrupting
you two in anything private?
Oh,no,no,I was only consulting
about I'm a little out of sorts
Overwork I suppose
I know what's the matter with you
I see it in your complexion.
I felt it in the grip of your hand
- What?
- Blood poisoning.
Blood poisoning,impossible
Blood poisoning 95 percent of the human
race suffer from chronic blood poisoning.
And die of it
It's simple as ABC. Your nuciform sac.
What's wrong with my nuciform sac?
It is full of decaying matter
Ridgeon,take my advice
Let me cut it out for you.
You'll be another man afterwards
Don't you like him as he is?
No, I do not like,I don't like any
man who hasn't got a healthy circulation.
I tell you this
in an intelligent governed country
people wouldn't be allowed to go
about with their nuciform sacs
The operation ought to
be compulsory
Have you had your own
sacs removed,may I ask?
I haven't got one
Well look at me. I have no symptoms,
I'm as sound as a bell.
About five percent,five
percent of the population
don't seem to have any sac at all
Well,luckily I just happen to be
one of the five percent.
That I've only come across
one another case like me
Mrs Jack Foljambe
The smart Mrs Foljambe
Somehow I made this up but
she would have a new norm
And I told her so
And in the true hygienic
spirit she insisted
She absolutely insisted
that I should operate on her
You know,she hadn't any sac at all.
No a trace, not a rudiment.
I was so upset...
that I forgot to take
the sponges out
As I was stitching her up.
One of the nurses...
Sir Ralph Bloomfield Bonington.
Where is he?
Drat him, I thought he was following me.
He's stayed down to talk to that lady
- I told you to tell that lady
- Here he is.
Sir Colenso,Sir Colenso welcome
to the order of knight hood
Thank you, B. B.
Sir Patrick you here?
How are we today?
A little chilly a little stiff?
But still hale and still
the cleverest of us all
-Old Walpole, the absent minded beggar,eh?
-Now what does that mean?
Have you forgotten that lovely
opera singer I sent you?
They had a growth diagnosed
at the vocal cords
Great heavens man you didn't sent
her for a throat operation?
Ha,you removed her nuciform sac
Force of habit,my dear
fellow,force of habit.
Never mind,she got her
voice back afterward
She thinks you are the greatest
surgeon in the world, so you are,so you are
Blood poisoning.
And a house of a certain
distinguished family
getting on under your care,Sir Richard?
Ridgeon here will be glad to hear
I used his opsonin treatment on the little
Prince Henry with complete success
-But how?
-I suspected blood poisoning.
So I called in at St Anne's one morning
for a tube of your very excellent serum
You were out unfortunately
Well,I hope they explained
very carefully
Good heavens,I didn't need any explanation
I left my wife waiting in
a carriage at the door
and I'd no time to be taught my
business by your young fellows
No,no besides I know all about antitoxins
But they are not antitoxins
They are very dangerous,
if they are not used at the right time
Well of course they are
everything is dangerous unless
it is used at the right time.
An apple in the morning does you good
An apple at bedtime upsets you for a week
There is only two rules for any toxin
first,never be afraid of them
second inject them a quarter of an hour
before meals three times a day
- Great heavens,B.B no,no
- But Colly,yes,yes
It was a great success
worked like magic on little prince Henry.
The family was so nice but
their gratitude was quite touching
I explained,they owed it all to you
and I am glad to think your
knighthood is the result
I am deeply obliged.
Yes?
-I am Dr. Blenkinsop.
-Thank you doctor,come in
That's why I'm taking up your treatment,
Colly,pushing it,it's scientific
Will you see a Dr. Blenkinsop ?
Oh,Blenkinsop,yes of course.
I've just come to offer my humble
congratulations.
Blenkinsop,how are you ?
-All the great g*ns I have before me
-How are you Blenkinsop? How are you?
And Sir Patrick too.
-Do you know Walpole?
-No,it's the first time I've had that honor
How do you do
In my poor little practice there are no
chances of meeting you great men
I know only these St Anne's
men on my own days
And so you are Sir Colenso now.
How does that it feel?
Rather foolish first.Don't
take any notice of it
I'm afraid I haven't a notion
of what your great discovery is
but I congratulate you just the
same for the sake of old times
My dear Blenkinsop you used
to be so keen on science
Ah,I used to be a lot of
things,look at me now
What can I do?
I have never opened a book since I
qualified. They are so expensive one
But I have experience
clinical experience,and bedside experience
is the main thing isn't it?
Nonsense. All you better
see is the outside of the patient,
It's not the outside that is wrong
What you need is the daily
familiarity of people's inside
And that you could only get with the knife.
Ah,that's all very well for
you gentlemen to talk
but because you haven't had my practice
Except for the workmen my
patients are all clerks and shop-men
They dare not be ill.They can't afford it
And the worst of it is
I'm too poor to keep well myself on this
sort of cooking I have to put up with
How am I to inspire confidence?
No,Blenkinsop I can't bear it
The most tragic thing
in the world is a sick doctor.
Like a bald headed man
trying to sell a hair restorer
Yeah
Thank God I'm a surgeon
Of course I am never sick
Never had a day's illness in my life.
This what enables me to
sympathize with my patients.
-What! You're never sick?
-No,no,never
That's very interesting.You know, I
believe you have no nuciform sac
I say B.B.,if you ever do feel at all q*eer
I wish you let me open you up
and I just have a little look
It's kind of you but I'm rather
busy just at the moment
It may sound ridiculous to you great men
but what I always recommend
to my patients is
a pound of right greengages everyday
half an hour before lunch.
I'm sure they'll find a benefit
They are very cheap
Very sensible,I'm so glad to hear
Blenkinsop. You disapprove of drugs
Drugs are a delusion
Look at the newspapers
full of the most scandalous advertisements
for patent medicines.
A vast commercial system
of quackery and poison.
Who is responsible? We are
We talk to people to believe
in bottles of doctors stuff
Now they buy it themselves,
instead of calling a medical man
The really remedy for all
diseases is Nature's remedies
Nature has provided
in the white corpuscles
in the phagocytes as we call them
a certain method of devouring
and destroying all disease germs
There is at bottom only one
scientific treatment for all diseases
and that is to stimulate the
phagocytes,stimulate the phagocytes
Mr Walpole
Your motorcar has come here and it's
frightening Sir Patrick's horses
So come along quick
Oh dear in that case I'd better go.
Well Good Bye Ridgeon
Delighted to have met you,Blenkinsop
Walpole you get my point?
No.
The phagocytes are pure rot
all cases are blood-poisoning
and the only real remedy is the knife
Walpole has no intellect,
a mere surgeon.
Wonderful operator but
after all what is operating
The nuciform sac,of course,
is utter nonsense.
Still I'm glad for Walpole's sake
that the operation is so fashionable.
Now,Colly, you mustn't
fret about your health.
If you're restless,try a little sedative.
If that doesn't answer little mercury
never did any users any harm
If you can't sleep: Trional,trional,trional
But no drugs,Colly, remember that.
No, no quite right as a
temporary experience
but not as a treatment,Good
bye Blenkinsop,Good Bye
There is only one scientific
treatment for all diseases
and that is to stimulate the phagocytes.
-BTW who is the patient?- Who?
-Charming woman,tuberculous husband
Is she there still?
Come on, Sir Ralph,your
wife's waiting in the carriage.
You tell that woman once and for all
I can't and I will not see her.Do you hear?
She is not in a hurry,she doesn't
mind how long she waits.
I must be off too. Every half hour I spend
away from my work costs me 18 pence.
-Come to lunch one day.
-I can't afford it,dear boy
besides it would put me off
my own food for a week.
Thank you for all the same
Poor fellow
Well,we can't be all
geniuses like you.
And for all you know Bloomfield Bonington
kills less people than you do
Very likely
but he really ought to know the difference
between a vaccine and an antitoxin
Stimulate the phagocytes. To put a tube
of serum in his hands is m*rder
Simple m*rder
Now, Sir Patrick. It's time for
Colly to get to his work
Whats that to you, you old catamaran?
Come, come, now!None of your temper to me
Behave yourself,Emmy
Oh,I've learn how to behave
myself before I learn you to do it
Come along now,come along
-Goodbye Colly
-Good Bye,Paddy,thank you for coming
You are an ugly old devil, and no mistake.
You're no beauty yourself
Manners.
Here now, are you going to see
that poor thing or are you not?
Come now,just see her for a
minute to please me,there’s a good boy
She's given me half a crown.
She thinks it's life and death to
her husband for her to see you.
Values her husband's life at half-a-crown!
Well, it's all she can afford, poor lamb
Besides, she'll put you in a
good temper for the day,
And she's the sort that gets round you
Oh, send her up and be hanged.
-Redpenny
-Yes,Sir
There's a patient come to see me.
If she hasn't gone in a few moments
come in with an urgent message
from the hospital for me
You understand,she's to have
a strong hint to go.
I have
Mrs Dubedat.
Doctor
Wait.Before we begin,
let me tell you at once,
there is nothing I can do for you
I sent you that answer by my servant,
you wouldn't take that answer
How could I?
-You bribed her.
-I did
That doesn’t matter.
She coaxed me to see you
Well, you must take it from me now
that with all the good will in the
world, I cannot undertake another case.
Doctor,you must save my husband.You must
When I explain to you,
you will see that you must
It is not an ordinary case.
Not like any other case
He is not like anybody else in the world
believe me,he is not,
I can prove it to you.
And you can save him,
the papers say you can
- What is the matter with him?
- His left lung.
Ah,yes,you needn't tell me about that.
You can cure him, if only you will
It is true that you can, isn't it?
Oh, tell me, please tell me
Now you are going to be very quiet
And self-possessed
I beg you pardon, I know I should
Oh, please, say that you can,
and then I shall be all right.
I am not a cure monger,if you want cures,
you must go to the people who sell them.
But I have ten patients
who I believe I can save
-Oh thank you
-Wait a minute
Try and think of those ten patients as ten
shipwrecked men on a raft
that will not support one more
Suddenly,another head bobs up through
the waves and begs to be taken aboard
He implores the captain to save him
But the captain can only do this
by pushing off one of his ten men
and drowning him in order to
take the new comer on
That is what you're asking me to do
Can you give me the name of another
doctor who understands your secret?
Every man in this street is a doctor
But apart from myself and a handful
of men I am training at St Anne's
No one has mastered the opsonin treatment
And we are full.
I am sorry
But that's all I have to say
Good Morning
Doctor
Look at these,you understand drawings,
you had good ones in your waiting room.
- Look at them.
- It's no use my looking
This is the real thing.
It's very clever
It's unfinished ,isn't it?
He gets tired so soon,but you see,
don't you, what a genius he is.
You see that he is worth saving
That's you,isn't it?
Yes,it was the first one he ever did
It's a wonderful drawing.
-What a fascinating dress.
-Yes,he liked me in it very much
Why is it called Guinevere?
My name is Guinevere
It's only what you call Jennifer I think
Jennifer
Jennifer
May I ask is it for sale?
I'll like to buy it.
Take it,doctor,it's my own,he gave it to me
take it,take them all,
ask anything but save him,doctor
Sir,they've just telephoned from
the hospital that you’re to come instantly
A patient on the point of death
the carriage is waiting.
Oh,nonsense,get out what do you
mean by interrupting me like this
Can't you see I'm engaged,be off
Doctor
Doctor
-Doctor,one instant only before you go
-Sit down, it's nothing.
But the patient,he said he was dying
He's probably dead by now.
Don't mind sit down
Oh, but if you care. You
see people die every day.
Nonsense,I told him to come and say that.
I thought I should want to get rid of you
Don’t look so bewildered,
nobody is dying.
My husband is.
Oh yes, I forgot about your husband
Mrs Dubedat,you're asking
me to do a very serious thing.
I am only asking you to save
the life of a great man
You are asking me to k*ll
another man for his sake
For if I take a new case
I shall have to return one of the old
ones for the ordinary treatment
Well, I will not shrink from that I
had to do it before, and I will do it again
If you can convince me that
his life is more valuable
than the worst life I am now trying to save
But you must convince me first
He made those drawings
He is very young,doctor,
his whole life is before him.
Well, deary,have you got round him?
I see you have
-That’s a good boy
-Hold your tongue
And call me a hansom cab
-Come inside.
-Wait I have a better idea.
I'm giving a dinner to some friends
in Richmond to celebrate my knighthood.
Perhaps you read about it lately
Yes,it was how I found out about you
It'll be a doctor's dinner and and it
was to have been a bachelors' dinner.
I am a bachelor
If you were to entertain for
me and bring your husband
He will not only meet me
He will meet some of the most
eminent members of my profession
I could put his case to them
and he will have to stand or
fall by what we think of him.
Will you come?
Oh yes,of course we will
come, thank you,thank you
You've made me so happy.
I know you would
admire and like him
Oh,doctor
Yes,what is it?
I mean
Your fees for the consultation.
Shall we say a beautiful portrait
of his favorite model.
Entire treatment and cure?
You are very generous
Thank you
-I know you will cure him.
-I will cure him
-Good bye
-Good bye
Oh, Louis I've got some wonderful news
Louis
Louis
Oh Louis,how beautiful
We can't afford that darling
I have some wonderful news for you
What?
It has to be a marvelous dinner
This?
No,I said marvelous dinner
I am glad for your dinner.
My own taste is very simple,Mr Dubedat
A mere crust of bread
and I'm happy and contented
Unfortunately I have to
live and eat and drink
in a manner expected by my
patients from their medical attendant
Yes,indeed I do know exactly what you mean
I suppose it's the same for all professions
Take an artist. People expect us to be
intemperate, disheveled,dissolute.
Indeed they are very angry when we are not.
So we are
Don't look so solemn, Jinny baby.
Why do you let him spoil your beautiful
name like that,Mrs Dubedat?
You don't understand these things,
Richard,you're a bachelor
Look at me,I also have two names. In moment
of domestic crisis I'm simple Ralph.
But when the sun shines in the home
I am Beedle Deedle Dumkins.
Such is married life.
Look at that light,see
how they are sparkling things
Exquisite thing.
I wondered if you'd be kind enough
to sign your name on the menu?
-Cigarette BB?
-No thank you
-Under the sketch you made of me.
-May I borrow it?
Certainly
Oh yes mine,mine too
-If you'd be so good,
-Thank you
What do you think of Louis?
Or am I wrong to ask?
Wrong?
We are all charmed of him.
You shall go away happy.
He is worth saving.
He must and shall be saved.
Certainly.
How can I ever thank you?
From this night on I can
begin to be happy at last
Oh,no, come,come dear lady
Don't mind us have a good cry
You mustn't cry. Mr Dubedat mustn't
know we're talking about him.
No,of course
The motor is here ,Sir.And there is an
urgent telephone call for Dr. Blenkinsop
I'm so sorry we have to go.It's seems
such a pity this beautiful night
And we have enjoyed it so much.
I'm sure another half an hour
won't do him any harm
No,no Colly,none of that.You take your man
home,Mrs Dubedat and put him to bed.
Quite right,bed before eleven,
sorry to lose you,dear lady
-Yes we,come
-I'll get my coat and join you in the front
Good night.I'm so happy to have met you
Good night,Dubedat
Never fear,never mind
I shall cure that cough.
Oh,thank you,thank you all so much
Good night,Mrs Dubedat
We shall stimulate the phagocytes.
If the phagocytes fail
come to me,I’ll put him right
How glorious it must be to be a doctor
Now wrap yourself up well.
Don't think your lungs are made of iron
because they're stronger than his
Thank you for coming
A charming woman,gifted man.
Lucky Ridgeon
I'm sorry to have left you like this,
but there was a telephone message
They found half a
milkman at our level crossing
with a prescription of mine in his pocket.
-Where's Mrs Dubedat?
-They are just going
Going?
Perhaps I can overtake them
Very,very nice people
I must confess I was afraid the husband
would turn out an appalling bounder
But he is almost as charming
in his way as she is in hers.
And there's no mistake
his being a genius
Well,it's something to have found a case
really worth saving
Do you say there's something
wrong with Dubadet, Sir Patrick?
What could be wrong with him?
A charming young man
What could be wrong with him?
There are two things that can
be wrong with any man.
One is the cheque. The other is a woman
Until you know a man's sound on those
two points, you know nothing about him.
He's all right as to the cheque
for the time being at all events
He talked to me quite frankly before dinner
about the pressure of money
difficulties in an artist
Apparently he has no
vices and is most economical
So I just said, bang out
why not let me lend you twenty pounds, and
you can pay me when your ship comes home
I must say he was very nice about it
He took it like a man
When was this?
When I joined you that time on the terrace.
Good heavens he had just borrowed
10 pounds from me.
Well, it was hardly borrowing
as he said himself heaven only
knows when he could pay me back
But I couldn't very well refuse,you see.
It seems that Mrs Dubedat has
taken a sort of fancy to me
And?
-No,it was to me
-No,no your name was never mentioned
He is still wrapped up in his work he
has to leave her a good deal alone
And the poor innocent young fellow
Of course he has no idea of
my position or how busy I am
Actually suggested that I might like to
call her occasionally and talk with her.
It was exactly he said that to me
Good heavens
I say,Ridgeon,this begins to look serious.
Hello,Blenkinsop,did you catch him?
No,excuse me running away like that.
- What's the matter?
- It's nothing
Trifle,something ridiculous
Can't be helped,never mind
Is it anything to do with Dubedat?
I ought to keep it to myself
It's too ridiculous
Dubedat asked me to lend him half-a crown
to tip the cloakroom
He said he only wanted it for five
minutes, as his wife had his purse
So naturally I lent it to him
He has forgotten to pay me back.
I've just two pence to get back with
Oh never mind about that
No,no,look,I know what you are going
to say but I won't take it now
I've never borrowed a penny
in my life and I never will
If none of you could meet me
without being afraid that my civility was
leading up to the loan of five shillings
there would be an end of everything for me
I'll train it as far as the twopence
will take me and I'll tr*mp the rest.
Nonsense,you'll go the
whole distance in my motor car
Come along
Thank you very much
I beg you pardon,Sir
Yes?
I was wondering,Sir
if you could give me the address of that
gentleman who was with your dinner?
You mean the young gentleman?
Yes,Sir,the one who just left with
that woman he brought with him
Woman?
You mean the lady who dined
here, the gentleman's wife?
You'd better not think so,
she is not his wife, she can't be.
I am his wife.
My good girl!
I could run upstairs and get you my
marriage certificate
say if you doubt my word.
He's Mr Louis Dubedat, isn't he?
Yes
Well I think so,Sir
Believe me or not, but I am
the lawful Mrs. Dubedat
And I wed three years ago last April.
Why aren't you living with your husband?
We couldn't afford it,Sir
I had thirty pounds saved and
we spent it all in three weeks
And more than that he borrowed
Then he went to London ,I
never saw or heard of him again.
On my soul I'm beginning to suspect
our young friend maybe rather careless.
Careless? He's a damned young blackguard
That's severe,Sir Patrick,he's very young
She is very pretty.
Oh,please can't you tell me,
where can I find him?
Shall I give her the address?
Give her your own address
and then we'll see
- What's your name?
- Minnie,Sir.
-Write to this address,and it'll be sent on
-Thank you,Sir
Thank you all gentlemen,excuse the liberty
Do you realize we've promised
Mrs Dubedat to save this fellow's life?
-What's the matter with him?
-Tuberculosis.
- And you can cure that?
- I believe so.
I wish you could cure me.My right
lung is touched,I'm sorry to say
No,no,no no use
I know what you are going to say
A fortnight holiday would save
my life, I should have to die.
I can't afford to look after
myself and that's the end of it
Don't let us talk about it
Mr Walpole,I wonder if I might spunge
on you for another of those nice cigarets?
Of course,certainly
Oh,no
Yes,I remember now
I passed Dubedat my cigaret case and
he never returned it
It was a gold one
A wonderful night
Exquisite scenery,stimulating
conversation,a capital dinner
My own tastes
My own tastes
Are very simple,Mrs Dubedat
A mere crust of bread
and I'm happy and contented
Unfortunately
I have to eat and drink
in a manner which my patients
expect of their medical attendant
Dubedat will be saved.He'll
paint better than ever before.
His health will be restored
He will have a one man exhibition
which will make him rich and famous
And I owe it all to you.
Well, Mr Savior of Lives,which is it to be?
That honest decent man Blenkinsop,
or that rotten blackguard of an artist,eh?
It's a difficult case to judge
Blenkinsop is honest and
decent man,but is there any use?
Dubedat's a rotten blackguard
but he's a genuine source of pretty
and pleasant good things.
What will he be a source of
for that poor innocent wife of his
when she finds him out?
Yes,that's true.
Her life will be a hell
Still,it's a dilemma
Yes it's a dilemma
Ans there is a complication
I haven't mentioned that
What's that?
Well, if I let Blenkinsop die
at least no one will say I did it
because I wanted to marry his widow
I see
If I let Dubedat die,I'll
marry his widow.
Perhaps, she won't have you, you know
I've flair for that sort of thing. I can
tell when a woman is interested in me.
Well, sometimes a man knows
best and sometimes he knows worst
You'd much better save them both
But I can't.I'm at my limit I might
squeeze in one more case,but not two
I must choose
Well, you must choose as
if she didn’t exist that's all
She troubles my judgment
To me, it's a plain choice between
a man and a lot of pictures.
It's easier to replace a dead
man than a good picture
Guinevere
Guinevere
It's a dilemma.
Yes, it's a dilemma
-Johnson,I'm taking on another case
-Could I have his name ,Sir?
I'll give you his name
and particulars tomorrow.
Repeat whit me. I promise...
I promise
Honestly and faithfully...
Honestly and faithfully
Never to..
-Never to
-No,no.
Never to
Never to
borrow any more money
Until?
Until I first ask you
That's that
Otherwise might get people
the wrong impression of you
If I was strong enough to
work most of the day
I'd make my darling's house a temple
and a shrine more beautiful
whatever imagined
Louis
Did you finish those drawings for McLean?
That doesn't matter anymore.I got
nearly all the money from him in advance
That's why you should finish those
He asked me the other day whether
you really intended to finish them
Confound his impudence!
What the devil does he take me for?
They have destroyed
all my interest in the job
I've a good mind to throw up the
commission give his money back
Louis,we can't afford that,dear
Why not you finish the drawings
and have done with them
I think it is a mistake
to accept money in advance
Goodness,I didn't know it was so
late the doctors will be here in any minute
Oh,Louis,isn't it
extraordinary kind of them
to insist on coming all of
them to consult about you
Oh, I dare say they think it's a feather in
their cap to cure a rising artist
They wouldn't come if it didn't
amuse them,anyhow.
Ridgeon I'm delighted to see you
You must forgive this place
it's only a studio,you know.
But we peg along somehow,
thanks to Jennifer
So good of you to come, Doctor.
Please come in.
Now I'll run along,if you forgive me
And then perhaps later on,
when you finish with Louis
I may come in and hear the verdict
-Or would you rather I didn’t?
-Not at all,not at all
Don't look so grave. There’s nothing
awful going to happen, is it?
No
That's all right
You know Jennifer has been
looking forward to this visit of yours
more than you can imagine
She's taken quite a fancy to you, Ridgeon
The poor girl has got no one to talk to
I'm always painting
This is for a picture I'm going to call
'Death and the maiden'.Rather fun
What do you think of this?
A sketch that I made of her yesterday.
Yes,she showed me a fortnight
ago when she first called on me
Oh! did she?
Good Lord
How time does fly! I could have
sworn I'd only just finished it.
You know it's hard for her here,
seeing me piling up drawings
and nobody coming in to buy them
Of course I shall sell them all next
year at my one man exhibition
But while the grass grows steed starves
I hate to have her coming to me for
money all the time,having none to give her
But what can I do?
What do you think of that?
I've not come here to discuss your drawings
I have got more urgent and
pressing business with you.
I know,you want to sound my wretched lung
I'll be just quite frank with you,Ridgeon
The trouble in this house
isn't lungs but bills.
It doesn’t matter about me
But you know Jennifer
Jennifer actually has to
economize in the matter of food
You've made us feel that
we can treat you as a friend.
Will you lend us a hundred
and fifty pounds?
No
- Why not?
- I am not a rich man.
I need every penny I can spare
and more for my researches
You mean you want your money back again
I presume people do sometimes have
that in view when they lend money.
I can manage that for
you. I'll give you a cheque
There's no reason why you
shouldn't make a bit out of it too
I'll give you a cheque for two hundred.
Why not cash the cheque
yourself without troubling me?
Bless you! they wouldn't cash it
I'm overdrawn as it is
Indeed.You have to find some
other means getting the money
- You mean that you refuse?
- Of course I refuse,man
Once and for all, I will
not lend you a farthing.
I will be little glad to help your wife
but lending money to
you is of no service to her
Oh well, if you're in
earnest about helping her
I'll tell you what you might do
You might get your patients to buy
some of my things or
Or give me a few portrait commissioning
My patients call me in as a physician,
not as a commercial traveller
Yes,but you have such a
great authority with the money
You must know such a
lots of things about them
Private things
Things they wouldn't like to have known
They wouldn't dare refuse you
Well, upon my
Walpole,Sir Patrick
I've only been here a few moments
and he tried to borrow 150 pounds of me
And he was just interrupted
in the act of suggesting
that I should blackmail my patients
into sitting to him for their portraits
Ridgeon
I spoke to you in confidence
We are all going to speak
to you in confidence,young man
Don't be alarmed,Dubedat,
you are a fascinating fellow
and we all like you
Well,all right,all right,you'd better
all sit down where you can
Sir Patrick would you like
to come and sit on the throne
I think it is more comfortable there,
come on,up you go Oopsy Daisy
B.B, I think you're more
comfortable there too
-How kind
-I get you a cushion.
Thank you
-One and two
-Excellent
- Comfortable?
- Most
-May I take your hat?
-Please
Walpole,about you,you might sit on
this,it's really quite comfortable
BTW, I'll trouble you for
my cigaret case,if you don't mind?
What cigaret case?
The gold one I lent to you
at the Star and Garters
-Was that yours?
-Yes
My dear chap,I'm terribly sorry
I wondered whose it was
But this is all what is left of it
No,no,fine,that's yours.
A pawn ticket
It's all right,it's perfectly safe
and he can't sell it for a year
Oh Walpole
I'm most terribly sorry.
No,no,please don’t mention it. It adds
to your fascination.
Before we go any further,
you have a debt to pay
I have a precious lot of debts to
pay, Ridgeon. I'll shall get you a chair.
You shall not leave this
room until he's paid
It's a small one but pay
him too must and shall
I do not mind you borrowing 10 £ of
one of my guest and 20 £ of another
No,no I walked into that when I offered
They can afford it
but to strip poor Blenkinsop off his last
half crown that was damnable
I need to give him back that half-crown
and be in a position to pledge
my word that you paid it
-I'll have that out of you, at all events
-All right,don't fuss,don't fuss
Of course I should pay
Quite right,Ridgeon,come on
young fellow,down with the dust
I had no idea the poor fellow was hard up.
I am as shocked about as the rest of you
Here you are
Except that I have no money
on me at present
Would you mind lending me
half-a crown,Walpole?Just to settle it
Lend you half a crown?
Well if you don't, Blenkinsop won't
get it for I haven't a rap
you may search my pockets if you care
That’s conclusive.
There
I really am glad that's settled,
it's been on my conscience
-Then I hope you are all satisfied
-Not quite,Mr Dubedat
Do you happen to know a young
woman called Minnie?
Minnie?
Yes,I should say I do and
Minnie knows me too
She's a nice good girl,Minnie,
I wonder what ever became of her?
It's no use bluffing, Dubedat.
We've seen Minnie's marriage lines.
Indeed? Have you seen Jennifer's?
You mean to insinuate
that Mrs Dubedat is living with you
without being married to you?
Why not?
-Why not?
-Why not
Why not?
Yes,why not? Lots of people do it.
Just as good people as you
Why don’t you chaps learn to think
instead of bleating and
blighing like a lot of sheep
when you come up against something
you don't understand
I must say I should like
to draw the lot of you
You look jolly foolish
Especially you, Ridgeon
-I had you that time, you know
-How, pray?
You claim to appreciate Jennifer, but you
despise me,don’t you?
-I loathe you.
-Just so
And yet you are prepared to
believe that Jennifer is a bad lot
simply because you think I told you so.
What did you tell her?
I merely asked you whether
you'd seen Jennifer's marriage lines
and you concluded straight
away that she hadn’t got any
You don't know a lady when you see one
-What do you mean by that?
-Pray,I am only an immoral artist
But if you told me that
Jennifer wasn't married
I should have had the gentlemanly
feeling and artistic instinct
to say that she carried
her marriage certificate
in her face and character
But you are all moral men and
Jennifer is only an artist's wife
A model
And morality consists in suspecting
other people of not being legally married
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Can one of you look
me in the face after it?
Its very difficult to look
you in the face,Dubedat
you have such a dazzling
cheek. What about Minnie eh?
Minnie Tinwell is a young woman
who has had three glorious weeks of
happiness in her poor little life
Which is more than most girls in
her position get,I can tell you
Just you ask her whether she'd
take it back if she could
She's got her name into history that girl
She'll have a page in my biography
My little sketches of her will be
fought for by collectors at Christie's
Pretty good,that I think, for a
still-room maid at a seaside hotel
What have you chaps done
for her to compare with that?
We haven't trapped her into
a marriage and deserted her
No,you wouldn’t have the pluck
But don’t fret yourselves.
I didn't desert little Minnie
-We spent all our money
-Her money,you mean.
All our money,I said,hers and mine.
Her thirty pounds didn't last three days
I had to borrow four times
as much to spend on her
I didn't grudge it,when we were
cleaned out,we'd had enough of it
You can hardly suppose that we were fit
company for longer than that
I,an artist, and she quite out of art
and literature and refined living
and all that sort of thing
There was no desertion,
no misunderstanding,no police court
Nothing for you chaps to lick
your lips over at breakfast
We simply said, the money's gone
We've had a wonderful time
that nobody can ever take from us
She went back to service,
and I went off to Brittany
-Two years later I met Jennifer
-And committed bigamy
Bigamy,bigamy,bigamy
What a fascination anything connected
with the police has for you moralists!
Did you tell Jennifer that you
were already married?
Of course not.Don't you see
that if she had known
it would have spoiled everything for her
I had to think of her self-respect
What are we to do with this daisy?
Oh, go and do whatever
the devil you please.
Put Minnie in the witness box
Put me in prison. k*ll Jennifer
with the disgrace of it all
And then,when you've
done all the mischief you can
go to church and feel good about it
-He's got us you know
-He has
Is he to be allowed to
defy the law of the land?
The law,it won't do Minnie any good
and only lay his wife's life waste.
You can put the law out
of your head once for all
Sir Patrick
You turn your head just a little
more this way,no,no there's too much
Put down your foolish pencil ,man and
think of your position
You can defy the laws made by men
but there are the laws to reckon it
You know that you're going to die
-We're all going to die aren't we?
-We are not all going to die in six months
How do you know?
Upon my soul,I will not stand this
It is in questionable taste
under any circumstances
or in any company to
harp on the subject of death
It is a monstrous advantage
to take of a medical man
I will not allow it, do you understand?
I didn't start it,you fellows did
It's always the way with
the inartistic professions
With all your talk you've only
one trump card in your hand
and that’s intimidation
Well,whatever I am,I'm not a
coward,so it doesn't bother me
I'll tell you what you are,Sir.
You are a scoundrel
Oh, I don't mind you calling
me a scoundrel in the very least
It's only a word,the word you don't
know the meaning of
-What is a scoundrel?
-You are a scoundrel!
Just,Sir, I am a scoundrel
What is a scoundrel? I am.
It's just arguing round the circle
And you call yourself a man of science?
I have a very good mind to
take you by the scruff of your neck
and give you a sound hiding
I jolly wish you would
You'd pay quite a handsome price
to keep it out of the law courts
You know our opinion
of you now,at all events
You are on the wrong track altogether.
I am not a criminal
All your moralizing have no value
for me. I don't believe in morality
Good afternoon
Sir Patrick,please don't go,I didn't
mean to shock you,on my honor
I don't mind sparing here a few more
minutes.But don’t address yourself to me
For I've retired from practice
and I don't pretend to be
able to cure your complaint
Your life is in the hands
of these gentlemen
Not in mine
I won't lift a finger to save him
And what do you say,Mr. Walpole?
I like to take him in hand,I don't mind
It's clear to me that he's suffering
from some obscure form of blood-poisoning
Which is almost certainly due
to an accumulation of
ptomaines in the nuciform sac.
I will remove the sac
You mean to operate on me? No thank you.
Don't be afraid.You won't feel anything.
You'll be under an anesthetic,of course.
It should be be extraordinary interesting
Oh,well, if it would be of interest to you,
and if it wont hurt,that’s another matter
How much will you pay me to let you do it?
How much? What do you mean?
Well, you don't imagine to let
you cut me up for nothing,do you?
Would you paint my portrait for nothing?
No,I'll give you the
painting when its finished
You could sell it afterward
for perhaps the double prize
But I can't sell my nuciform
sac when you've cut it out,can I?
Richard,did you ever
hear of anything like that?
You can keep your nuciform sac
One would almost think I was
conferring a favor on the fellow!
That leaves only one medical man who has
not withdrawn from the case,Mr Dubedat.
You have nobody now to appeal to
but Sir Ralph Bloomfield Bonington
If I were you, B. B.,I shouldn't
touch him with a pair of tongs
Let him take his lungs to some hospital
They wont cure him but they
might as well teach him manners
My difficulty is that I have
never been able to say No
even to the most thoroughly
undeserving people
What is our young friend here?
A vicious and ignorant young
man with a talent for drawing.
But then, what are the
majority of my patients?
Vicious and ignorant young men
without any talent for anything
No,having made a promise to
his wife,to stimulate the phagocytes
stimulate them I shall
Well, Mr Dubedat,as Sir Ralph has kindly
offered to take charge of the case
Then allow me to excuse me
Yes,Sir Patrick,I'm quite finished with you
While you've been talking, I've been
doing.What's the result of your moralizing?
A little carbonic acid gas which made
the room unhealthy
The result of mine? There
-You young rascal
-That's right and good
I wish I could afford to give
it to you as a gift,Sir Patrick
But I'd really pay five guineas
rather than part from it.
- I give 6 for it
- And I give you 10.
I think Sir Patrick is morally
entitled to it,after all, he sat for it.
May I send it to your house,
Sir Patrick,for 12 guineas?
Twelve guineas! Not if you were
President of the Royal Academy,young man
I shall take it for 12 guineas
Accept it from me, Paddy and may
you long be spared to contemplate it.
Thank you B.B.
I shall not settle with you now,
my fees will come to more than that
Well,of all the means.I consider
you've stolen that drawing
So we've converted you
to a belief in morality after all, eh?
My hat
You chaps have said some pretty hard
things to me here in my own home
I don’t mind that,I'm a man
and can look after myself.
I'm going to call Jennifer
in now and when she comes
I would be grateful if you
remember that she is a lady.
And you are supposed to be gentlemen
Jennifer
Good Day to you
Come,come lay out and
put out your countenance
I am not out of countenance,by Jupiter
I should like to see the fellow who
could put me out of countenance
Thank you all so much for coming.
Mrs Dubedat.How are we today?
Life has been worth living
since I have known you
And it used to be nothing but fear
Won't you all come in and tell
me the result of the consultation?
Sir Colenso
I'll go if you don't mind,
Mrs Dubedat,I have an appointment
If I am needed,and
needed I shall be finally
Well,then you know where to find me
I am always at your service,Mrs Dubedat
I too must ask you to excuse me,Madam
Sir Patrick
There’s nothing wrong, is there? You
don’t find Louis worse?
No,he is not worse. Just the same
Thank you,you frightened me
Mrs Dubedat, if I have to
have the charge of the patient
You! But I thought that Sir Colenso--
My dear lady, your husband is to have Me
No,please not another word,it'll be
a pleasure to do it for your sake
But Colenso
Sir Colenso will be in his rightful place,
at the bacteriological laboratory
I shall be in my rightful
place,at the bedside
Your husband will be treated exactly as
if he was a member of the royal family
No,no,please,don't thank me,
that would only embarrass me
On Tuesday next,we shall start to stimulate
the phagocytes,I'll let you know later
Colly,send me down on Tuesday
some of that very excellent antitoxin
Goodbye,my dear lady,rely on me
Eat well, sleep regularly,keep happy
Keep the patient's spirits up,remember
there is no tonic like a beautiful woman
No medicine like cheerfulness,drive on,
no resource like science,Goodbye, Goodbye
Jinny
Jinny
Where are you?
Emmy
Emmy
Mrs Dubedat!
I know I ought to be very grateful.
Believe me, I am very grateful
What's the matter?
I had set my heart on you curing Louis.
Well,so is Bloomfield Bonington
Yes, I know, I know,it is a great privilege
to have him.But oh,I wish it had been you
I know it's unreasonable,
I can't explain but
I had such a strong instinct
that you would cure Louis
I don't,I cant feel the
same about Sir Ralph
You promised me. Why did you give Louis up?
I told you
I cannot take another case
But at Richmond?
At Richmond I thought
I could take another case
But that place has been claimed
by my old friend Dr Blenkinsop
His lung is affected
Do you mean that man,that rather silly
I mean the gentleman who dined with us
He's an excellent and honest man, whose
life is as valuable as anyone else's
I have arranged to take his case
and Sir Ralph Bloomfield
Bonington will take Mr Dubedat's
I see what it is
Oh! It is mean,cruel and envious
And I thought that you were
above such a thing.
What do you mean?
Do you think I don’t know?
Do you think it has never happened before?
Why does everyone turn against him?
Can you not forgive him
for being superior to you?
For being cleverer? For being braver?
For being a great artist?
Yes,I can forgive him all that
Well, have you anything to say against him?
I have challenged everyone
who has turned against him
challenged them face to face to tell
me any wrong thing he had done
any ignoble thought he had uttered.
They have always confessed that
they could not tell me one.
I challenge you now.
What are you accusing him of?
I am like all the rest
Face to face,I cannot tell
you one thing against him.
But your manner is changed
And you have broken your promise
I think you are being a little unreasonable
You have had the best
medical advice in London
and his case has been taken in
hand by a leader of the profession,surely
It's so cruel to keep telling me that
It sounds right and it puts me in
the wrong,but I'm not in the wrong
I have faith in you and I
have no faith in the others
We have seen many doctors
I have come at last to know when
they are only talking and can do nothing
It is different with you.
I feel that you know.
You must listen to me doctor
I know Louis as nobody else knows
him or can ever know him.I am his wife
I know he has little faults
sensitiveness,impatience
even little selfishness which are
too trivial for him to notice.
I know that he sometimes
shocks people about money
because he is so utterly above it
and can't understand the value
ordinary people set on it
Tell me,did he borrow money from you?
He asked me for some once
Oh,I'm sorry,I'm so sorry
but he will never do it again
I pledge you my word for that
He has given me his promise and
he is incapable of breaking his word
That was his only real weakness
.
And now it is conquered
and done with forever
Was that really his only weakness?
He is perhaps sometimes weak about women
because they adore him so,
and are always laying traps for him
And of course when he says
he doesn’t believe in morality
ordinary pious people think
he must be wicked.
But you understand, can't you, how all this
starts a great deal of gossip about him
and gets repeated until even his
good friends get set against him?
Yes,I understand
Oh,if you only knew the
other side of him as I do!
You know, doctor, that if Louis
dishonored himself by a really bad action
I should k*ll myself
- Come now! Don't exaggerate
- I should
You don't understand that?
You don't know me.
I should like to
Tell me about yourself
I had a great many dreams
But at last they all came to one dream
-The usual dream
-Is it usual?
As I guess,but you haven't
told me what it was
I knew that man of genius always
had a terrible struggle at first
With poverty and neglect
My dream was to save one of them from
that,and bring some happiness into his life
Louis was not like the other men I met
Only fancy, doctor,he never
even wanted to marry me
He never thought of the
things other men think of!
I had to propose it myself.
Then he said he had no money
When I told him I had some, he said
"Oh, all right," just like a boy.
He is still like that,quite unspoiled
A man in his thoughts
a great poet and artist in his dreams
and child in his ways
I gave him myself and all I had
that he might grow to his full
height with plenty of sunshine
If I lost faith in him, it would mean
the wreck and failure of my whole life
Then I shall die
You must cure him,doctor
You must make him quite well again for me
I know that you can do it,
and that nobody else can
Doctor,I implore you not to refuse
what I am going to ask you to do
Take Louis yourself and let
Sir Ralph cure Dr Blenkinsop
Mrs Dubedat
Do you really believe in my knowledge
and skill as you say you do?
Absolutely. I do not give
my trust by halves
I know that
Well, I'm going to test you hard
Will you believe me when I say,no doubt,
understood what you have just told me?
And my only wish is to serve
you in the most faithful friendship?
and that your hero must be preserved to you
Oh forgive me,forgive what I said. You will
preserve him to me.
At all hazards
Wait
Let me finish
Will you believe me when I say that
the one chance of preserving your hero
lies in Louis being in
the care of Sir Ralph?
If you say so, I believe you.
I have no more doubt
Thank you
Sir Ralph,I am with the
'The Globe'.I wonder if you could..
Young man,there's a time
and place for everything
This is neither time nor the place.
What happened?
He has got through three months
galloping consumption in three days
B. B. got in on the negative phase
.
Negative or positive, the lad's done for
He wont last out the afternoon.
He'll go suddenly,I've often seen it
Let's hope he goes out
before she finds him out
It's a little hard on
a poor lad to be k*lled
because his wife has too
high an opinion of him
Fortunately few of us
are in any danger of that
Ah, there you are, Ridgeon.
You heard of course
Yes
By Jupiter,it's a fascinating case
you know if I didn’t know
as a matter of scientific fact
that I'd been stimulating the phagocytes
I should say I'd been stimulating
the other things instead
Paddy,what's your explanation?
Colly,how do we account for it?
Have we overstimulated the phagocytes?
Have they begun to
prey on the lungs themselves?
Or on one another? I must
write a paper about this case
Fascinating
Oh B.B.
You've done it this time
- What do you mean?
- k*lled him
The worst case of neglected
blood-poisoning I ever saw
It's too late to operate now.
He'd die under the anesthetic
Really,if your monomania
wasn't so well known
I should take that remark
very seriously,indeed
Come come!
When you've both k*lled as
many people as I have in my time
you'll feel humble enough about it
Come and look at him,Colly
I apologize, B. B. But it's blood-poisoning
Well,of course,everything
is blood-poisoning
But upon my soul, I shall never use
any of that stuff of Ridgeon's again
made me so sensitive
about what you said just now
was,strictly between ourselves
Ridgeon cooked our young friend's goose
Sir Ralph,what am I to do?
This man is from a newspaper
An article appeared this morning
saying that Louis is seriously ill
He wants to interview him about it
How can people be so brutally callous?
Just you leave him to me
But Louis insists on seeing him
He almost began to cry about it
And he says he cant
bear his room any longer
He says he wants to
see his studio for the last time.
Sir Patrick says to let him
have his way,it can do no harm
-What shall we do?
-Follow Sir Patrick's excellent advice
Of course,he said it could do no harm
and it may do good,a great deal of good
He'll be all better for it
Then Mr Walpole,will you tell
the man that he may come in
But that he mustn't
exhaust Louis by talking?
Of course
Sir Ralph
Please don't be angry with me
but Louis will die if he stays here
Let me take him to Brittany
I know he will recover
Brittany? Of course,the very place for him
How stupid of me not to
have thought of it myself
You are his best physician after all,
dear lady,it's a wonderful place for lungs
-Brittany is of course an inspiration
-Oh,Sir Ralph,you're very kind
But,don't give me too
much hope,or I shall cry
-And Louis can't bear that
-Then we'll go and fetch him in here
Brittany of course
That's the very place
This is his studio, I suppose
Yes
Where he has his models, eh?
No doubt about it
Are you one of the family or the doctor?
I'm neither one nor the other.
I am Mr Cutler Walpole.
Mr Butler...
Perhaps I'd better write it for you,
you'd be sure to get it wrong
That what comes of belonging to
an illiterate profession
Oh I say,you have got
your knife into us,haven't you?
I wish I had,yes,I'd make
a better man of you
Now,attend,Mr. Dubedat would
be brought in here presently
He wants to talk to you because
he doesn't know how bad he is
We'll allow you to wait for a
few minutes only to humor him
but if you talk to him,out you go.
He may die at any moment
Is he as bad as that?
I say,I'm in luck today
Sit down over there and keep quiet
Here we are. This is where you belong
You'll be painting again in no time
That's happiness
To be in the studio
Happiness
-Jennifer
-Yes,my darling
Is the newspaper man here?
Yes Mr Dubedat,here I am,at your service.
I represent the press
I thought you might like to let
us have a few words about
about,well, on your illness, and
your plans for the season
My plans for the season
Are very simple
-I'm going to die
-Oh Louis
Darling,I'm very weak and tired
Don't put on me the horrible strain
of pretending I don’t know
I've been lying in there
listening to the doctors
Laughing to myself
They know
Darling,don't cry.It makes you
ugly, I can't stand that
My love,my love don't talk
-It will only waste your strength.
-It only uses it up
-If Mrs Dubedat,if you could possibly
-Mr Walpole,please
Ridgeon,give me something to keep me going
Not one of your confounded
antitoxins,if you don’t mind
I have some things to say before I go
I suppose it can do no harm?
In milk. Don't set him coughing
Jennifer
-I want you to promise me something
-Yes,dear,you know I will
If there’s one thing I hate
more than another, it's a widow
Promise me that you'll never be
A widow
What do you mean?
I want you to look beautiful
I want people to see in your eyes
that you were married to me
In Italy
People used to point to Dante and say:
"There goes the man
who's been in hell."
I want them to point at you and say
"There goes the woman who's
been in heaven."
It has been heaven,
darling,hasn't it?
Sometimes?
Yes,always,always
If you wear black and cry, people will say:
"Look at that miserable woman,
her husband has made her miserable."
No,never.You've been the light
and the blessing of my life
I have never lived until I knew you
Then you must always
wear beautiful dresses
And splendid magic jewels.
Think of all the wonderful paintings
I shall never paint
You must be transfigured
with all the beauty of those pictures
There must be a great tradition of beauty
A great atmosphere of wonder
and romance
That's what men must always think of
when they think of me
That's the sort of immortality I want
Promise me that immortality
Promise me you won't make
a little hell of crying and crape
And undertaker's horrors
and withering flowers and all that
-That vulgar rubbish
-I promise.
But all that is far off, dear
You are to come to Brittany
with me and get well
Sir Ralph says so
Poor old B.B.
Poor fellow! Brains going
Jennifer
Do you remember
the burning bush?
Oh yes
Oh my dear, how it strains
my heart to sense it now!
Does it?
It fills me with joy
Tell them about it
It was nothing
only that once in Brittany
We lit the first fire of the winter
and when we looked through
the window in the garden
then we saw the flames dancing
in a burning bush
Such a colour
Garnet color. Waving like silk
Liquid lovely flame flowing up through
the bay leaves, and not burning them
I shall be a flame
I'm sorry to disappoint
the poor little worms
but the last of me shall be
the flame in the burning bush
When you see the flame,Jennifer
That will be me
-You will marry,again,Jennifer.
-Oh,Louis,how can you
Yes, because people who
have found marriage happy
always marry again
All right,I shan't be jealous
Only don’t talk
about me too much to the
other fellow,he won't like it
I shall be your lover all the time
but it will be a secret from him
poor devil!
Come! You've talked enough.
Try to rest a while
Yes,I'm fearfully tired
I shall have a long rest presently
I have something to say to you,fellows
-You are all there,aren't you?
-Yes,we are all here.
That voice sounded devilish
Take care,Ridgeon
My ears hear things that
other people's ears can't
And I've been thinking
I'm cleverer than you imagine
You've got on his nerves,Colly.
Slip out quietly
Would you deprive the dying
actor of the audience?
I heard that,Ridgeon
That was good
I know what you think of me
I'm not ashamed
I've been threatened...
and blackmailed..
and insulted...
and shelved
Now that it's all over...
There's an indescribable
peace
Michelangelo...
Rembrandt...
Velasquez
The mystery of colour
Beauty
everlasting
I should like to rest my head
on your bosom
Only
It might
-tire you
-Louis,how could you tire me?
That's good.That’s real.
Don't spare me,dear
Indeed, indeed you will not tire me
Lean on me with all your weight
Jinny Gwinny
I think I shall recover after all
Suddenly...
Suddenly I want to sleep
Just an ordinary sleep
Yes, dear
Oh,sleep
Do not disturb him
That's right dear,lean on me with
all your weight,now you are really resting
Let me put him back on his pillow,
Madame it's better for him.
No he's not tiring me
He will be so hurt when he wakes
if he finds I have put him away
He will never wake again
Is he dead?
Yes
Will you wait for me a moment?
I will come back
Ought we to follow her? Is she all right?
Yes.She's all right. Leave her alone.
Poor young fellow.He died splendidly
Aye! that is how the wicked die
When you are old as I am
you realize that it matters
really little how a man dies
What matters is how he lives
No matter,there's no concern of ours
he is in an another world now
Probably borrowing his first 5 £ note
Come,come,don't let us
be hard on him. Not now
Not now
After all,he had only two failings:
Money and women
All these affairs are so
well arranged at present
that a disregard of the usual
arrangements indicates real depravity?
Confound the usual arrangements!
What I mind his utter disregard
of everything but his own
His own pocket,his own fancies
Don’t waste your time wrangling about him
A blackguard's a blackguard,
an honest man's an honest man
Perhaps,perhaps
Still, de mortuis nil
nisi bonum..
I think it was Shakespeare,who said
that the good that men do lives after them
the evil is often interred in their bones
Interred in their bones
We're all mortal,Ridgeon
that's common lot,Paddy
Say what you will,Walpole
That your debt must be paid
If not today,then it'll be tomorrow.
To-morrow and to-morrow and to-morrow
After life's fitful...
I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting..
-I'm sorry I kept you waiting.
-It doesn't matter,quite all right
I felt that I must shake hands with
his friends once before we part today
We have shared together a great
happiness and a great privilege
Life will always be beautiful to us
Death will always be beautiful to us
May we shake hands on that?
Remember,all letters had better be
left to your solicitor
Let him open everything and settle
everything. That’s the law, you know
Thank you,I didn't know
Good bye,Mrs Dubedat
I blame myself
I should have insisted operating
Good bye,dear lady
I shall send the proper people,they'll
know what to do,you'll have no trouble
Good bye Mrs Dubedat
I said his friends,Sir Colenso
Jennifer
Jennifer
The last of me is the flame
in the burning bush
When you see the flame,Jennifer
That will be me
This way,please
You can put it down there.
-Thank you
-Thank you,Mam,thank you
Mrs Dubedat
-Dr Blenkinsop?
-Yes,certainly
I wonder if I might
have a word with you?
Thank you
You look the fit of health and prosperity
Yes,I've been made a Medical
Officer of Health,you see
I was successful in curing
the Chairman of the Borough Council
With Dr. Colenso Ridgeon's medicine?
Oh,no,I believe it was with
a pound of the right greengages
I've been very fortunate
You have indeed been very fortunate
Your life has been spared
Mrs Dubedat,I know what you must be feeling
I felt I had to came
and tell you I had no idea
I didn't know that there was to be a choice
between your husband's life and mine
And how do you know?
Your husband was a great artist
He cannot be replaced,but I can.
Thank you
But please don't blame Sir Colenso.
We were old friends
It was not for his friendship
to you that I blame Sir Colenso
I had quite forgotten
There is somebody coming
to see Louis's paintings
They are going to collect them,
will you please forgive me
Thank you
Good Afternoon,how kind of you to come.
I am afraid I haven't had
time to share the kind of...
-Good Morning,Mr Danby
-Good Morning,Sir Colenso
I'm afraid we're run out of catalogs
you can have mine if you don't mind
Thank you
There he is,Louis Dubedat
You knew him here I suppose?
Oh, we knew him. Better than most people,
Sir Colenso,in some ways,perhaps
So did I
My dear,simply everyone is here.
I'm sorry
Clever brute
Mrs Dubedat,I beg you pardon,
I did not know you where here
I am glad we have met,Sir Colenso Ridgeon
Dr. Blenkinsop is here.I congratulate
you on a wonderful cure
Come,talk to me
You have something to reproach me with
Out with it
It's too late for reproaches
I said,turning and saw you just now
I wondered how you could come
here coolly to look at his pictures.
You answered the question.
To you, he was only a clever brute
Please
I knew quite well you did not like Louis
I could forgive you that
if you would only acknowledge
what a dreadful mistake you made
I made no mistake whatever
Oh,doctor
I made no mistake whatever
Have you forgotten that he died?
He is not dead,he is there
and there,in his pictures
But for you there would many others
I have better be going
I am sorry
I have marked that picture to be sold to me
It will not be sold to you
This is my birthday and it was bought
for me this morning by my husband
By whom?
By my husband,he is over there
What husband? Whose husband?
Do you mean to say that
you are married again?
Have you forgetting that?
Louis disliked widows
And that people who have married
happily once always marry again
So glad you liked the pictures,Sir Colenso
Good Morning
Richard
I hate you that time,you remember
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Doctor's Dilemma, The (1958)
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The older Classic's that just won't die. Everything from before 1960's.
The older Classic's that just won't die. Everything from before 1960's.