01x05 - Whiteout

[bunniefuu]

ah

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[Applause]

so that's your first memory of earth

as far as i know

b do you know where this was coming from

was it the ark all i can remember is

those little creatures

they were very kind they took me in they

treated me as one of their own they even

kept fighting me with their cute little

heads

that's great b

this place looks so familiar

there

that's the highest place on this planet

it's called the himalayas

we need to check this out all right

let's kick it

and by we i mean me

if we take the ship all the way to the

himalayas the decepticon scouts will be

able to track us

i'm sorry b

but i'm super stealthy

and tons of fun

tons of fun

you need to guard the ship

and don't worry i'll let you know if i

find anything

but hey listen if i'm gone that means

you're in charge

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oh and b

don't press that button

so

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foreign

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come on down this weekend the deal is on

bumblebee

i'm approaching the himalayas

is everything okay back there b are you

under att*ck

it cuts it rips it makes a whole meal

you want a what

what is a food processor

hold on i'm going to land soon and i'll

let you know what i find

i'm going to land soon and i'll let you

know what i find

it's her

report to slipstream

captain we've intercepted the autobot

signal

course of action

track and follow do not engage

and now it's time for you chip to spin

the big wheel of prizes

to spin the big wheel of prizes

found you

not you

hmm

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an autobot stasis pod

it's from the ark

no

this can't be it

b there's nothing but a pod the ark's

not here

b

b i can't hear you you're cutting out

i'm headed back you're not headed

anywhere autobot

in fact i think it's time you and i had

a talk

what is it you want to talk about

decepticon

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what are you doing here winblade i

thought they left all the useless bots

on cybertron

clearly not you're here

who are you exactly

captain slipstream commands the elite

seeker unit that controls this planet

you will speak to her with respect

that's enough thundercracker but captain

silence

a stasis pod interesting who is in this

where are the other autobots is optimus

prime here is he with you

yeah want me to call him for you i'm not

sure he's got the time to deal with some

low-level decepticon seekers but maybe

for you he'll make an exception

what was your name again

destroy her

no

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uh

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uh

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dude what's your damage

dude what's your damage stark

it's over you never should have gone to

that party with brenda

you never should have gone to that party

with brenda

this birthday cake it tastes like

chicken

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um

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ah

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aah

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huh

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the decepticons will take the old one

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there's no hope left for the autobots

or you

you talk too much

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oh

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the hips the hips that thing

bumblebee you'll never believe

what are you doing that thing you do

with the hits

dude what's your damage

uh i was att*cked

those two decepticons scouts and their

leader

calls herself slipstream mean right hook

you never should have gone to that party

with brenda it's okay

i managed to shake them i didn't find

the ark but i did find this

your blaster

it cuts it rips it makes the whole meal

that came from your stasis pod it must

have been ejected from the ark you know

what this means

this proves it the autobots are

somewhere here on earth we're on the

right track b

come on down this weekend the deal is on

[Laughter]

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