02x16 - Bruised Man's Curve/Pool's Out Forever

[bunniefuu]

[Upbeat surf rock]

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- ♪ We are riders

♪ On a mission

♪ Action kids in play position ♪

♪Rocket power♪

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[Record scratches]

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[Engines revving]

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♪ We are riders

♪ On a mission

♪ Action kids in fun condition ♪

♪ Prepare to count down ♪

♪Rocket power♪

[Seagulls screeching]

- Yeah!

- Oh!

[All shouting]

- Agh! Oof!

- [Shrieks]

Oh!

- Come on! Let'’s go!

Hurry up!

[Wheel squeaking and rattling]

All right!

[Tires screech]

- Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

[Shouts]

Ow!

No wonder they call it scab mountain.

- What did I tell you?

- I was hoping that was just a rumor.

Does it hurt?

- Yes! Duh!

- This is so much fun!

- What are we waiting for?

Otto says, "let'’s rock!"

- Come on! Let'’s b*mb the hill again!

- Last one to the top is a lame-o!

- Well, that'’s funny...

'’Cause I'’m looking at a whole bunch of lame-os!

- What'’s that supposed to mean?

I don'’t see you tearing up the mountain.

- That'’s because I don'’t board on the bunny slope.

- Bunny slope? Yeah, right.

- This dorky little mud hill is nothing

Compared to bruised man'’s curve.

But, hey, I guess I'’ll have to tell

Every living soul in ocean shores

That otto rocket is a scaredy-cat.

- Scaredy-cat?

I'’m not scared of anything,

Especially any mountain board course.

- You'’re on, little dweeb.

But be prepared.

Nobody but nobody makes it down bruised man'’s curve

Without leaving a piece of themselves behind.

- Oh, no!

Bad image! Bad image!

- So what are we waiting for?

Let'’s go check it out, lars.

- [Laughs]

[Gong resounds]

[All panting]

- [Screaming]

- [Wailing]

- Whoa...

- [Shrieking]

- [Laughs]

What did I tell you?

- [Scoffs] it'’s nothing.

I can do it.

- Paging every broken bone in your body...

- Chill, reg.

You'’re embarrassing me.

Look, a few practice runs,

And I'’ll figure this course out.

No problemo!

I am, after all, me.

Yo, lars, I'’ll race you,

But I need, like, a day or so to get ready.

How'’s friday morning, : a.m. Sharp?

- [Laughs]

This is so sweet.

I get the dork to whomp himself!

[Laughs]

- [Panting and groaning]

- There'’s the little dirty rocket cuz,

Back from a big day of wipeouts.

[Laughs]

Hey, you got a bruise the shape of maui...

And oahu and kauai.

- You should see where the big island is.

Ow...

What are you guys looking at?

- You'’re a mess, dude.

- Thanks, bro.

- You all right?

- [Angrily] I'’m great.

Ow...

- On a scale of to ...

- .

- Ooh...

- Otto, I'’ve been thinking.

I don'’t think you can go down by yourself.

- I'’m not going with him! Count me out!

- Chill, sammy. [Scoffs]

I'’m all for creamin'’ lars,

But I think we should figure out a plan

How to help you nail that run.

- I don'’t need any help.

Oof!

Ow!

- Yes, you do.

[Hawk screeches]

- Whoa...

[Rocks crumbling]

Oh!

[Keys clacking]

Whoa! Oof!

Oh!

- Okay, twist, cut!

[Camera whirs]

- This is so gnarly!

[Computer beeping]

Anybody who tried bruised man'’s curve

Is crazy.

Besides you, I mean.

- Hey, not to worry.

I ran all the numbers again.

We can make this happen.

[Computer beeping]

- Are you sure?

- I'’m positive.

The terrain is a little rough,

But I'’ll give you

The speed adjustments on the course.

Like we say in the space program,

You'’ll be good to go, bro.

- It'’s all you!

- Team rocket!

- Rock on with your bad self.

- Yeah!

[Grunts]

Whoa!

[Crashing]

All: ooh!

- Ow...

[Mumbling and moaning]

[Thunder crashing]

Whoa-oh!

- Come on! You can do it!

- [Whimpers]

- We'’ve got it all worked out.

You should go down the hill instead of up.

[Thunder crashing]

- Don'’t go too fast!

- Oh-oh! Oh!

[Shouting]

Whoa!

[Alarm blaring]

Agh!

Oh!

Ow...

- There you are! Come on!

We'’ve got to meet lars on the mountain in minutes!

- I don'’t care.

I can'’t do it.

- Bro, I can'’t believe my ears.

This isn'’t like you.

- Come on, otto. You'’ve got to do it.

- I don'’t gotta do anything.

- Look, you said it yourself.

If lars wins, he'’s gonna bust you

Till you'’re in, like, the eighth grade.

- I know. I know.

I just gotta get psyched.

That'’s all.

- You know, all this whining

Reminds me of the time raymundo and me

Were out surfing kaena point on an epic day.

Raymundo and I were very choosy

About which -foot wave we were gonna ride.

[Both shouting]

- Wasn'’t it scary?

- Is a coconut brown?

Especially when I landed on the point of kaena point.

- Oh, man!

- Psych out! [Laughs]

- Tito!

- Sorry, little cuz. Had to do it.

Actually, this is an appendix scar.

- I think what tito'’s trying to say, otto, is,

Just go for it!

- Aloha to that.

You can do it, cuz.

- Come on. You'’re rocket boy.

- Duh! Of course he is, sam.

- Okay.

Anybody for a little mountain boarding?

- Yeah! - Yahoo!

- Go, otto!

[Wind whistling]

- We'’re with you, otto, man.

- Come on! You can do it!

- Is the little kiddie scared

About the whomping he'’s gonna get

From bruised man'’s curve?

- Okay, lars, say whatever you want about me.

I am out of here.

- Hey, that'’s no fun. Come on.

You'’re just gonna walk away?

- What does it look like I'’m doing?

- [Laughs]

Oh! Whoa! Whoa!

- Lars alert!

- This is not good.

- [Screams]

Whoo! Oh-oh-oh!

Whoa!

Oh!

Oh, ow! Oh!

My leg!

Mommy...

- Ha!

I think you'’ll live, you big baby.

[Hawk screeching]

- I can do it.

I am rocket boy.

Heads up, you guys!

I'’m good to go!

[All gasping]

- Rocket boy!

[Lively music]

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- Yes!

Yes! Yeah!

All: go, otto! Go, otto!

It'’s your birthday! It'’s your birthday!

- I did it!

I can'’t believe I'’m the first kid

Down bruised man'’s curve.

- Neither can i.

Are you sure this scratch isn'’t infected?

Huh? [Whimpers]

- Get real, lars.

- Dad! Dad! Dad!

- What'’s all the commotion? Wha--

- I took a mountain board run down bruised man'’s curve!

- No one'’s ever made it down before.

- Just like you and tito surfing -foot waves

At kaena point!

- Tito said we rode -foot waves where?

Oh, yeah! Those waves...

[Together] whoa!

- How did you know?

- We wanted to have something to celebrate

Whether you made it down in one piece or not.

- Cool! Thanks, you guys.

- -Foot waves at kaena point?

- Cuz needed a little realistic motivation, brother.

[Laughter]

[All cheering]

- Right on, yeah!

- Whoo-hoo!

Whoo!

Huh?

- Ugh! - Ah-ooh!

Hey!

- Hey, why did we stop?

- That!

- So somebody'’s getting a new pool.

Big deal.

- Not just somebody... - Whoa!

- Our new best bud,

Eddie, prince of the netherworld.

- Hey, I could use a cool, refreshing dip right now.

- But it'’s eddie'’s pool.

Maybe he fills it with gross netherworld stuff.

- Twist, he just dresses weird.

I'’m sure his pool is fine. Come on.

Let'’s check it out.

- Not so fast, rocket boy.

We got to help dad in the shop, remember?

- I can'’t hear you!

[Together] whoa!

[Inspirational harp flourish]

- Empty pool equals skateboard paradise!

- Tonight, by the great moon'’s light,

We shall fill it and give it life!

Life! Life, I say!

[Laughs]

My dad says that we'’re gonna have a pool party real soon.

- Filling it up tonight?

This is, like, the most perfect empty pool I'’ve ever seen.

You gotta let us skate it first.

- The king of the netherworld and his betrothed

Have banished all travelers

While they are abroad from this kingdom.

- Huh?

- I'’m not allowed to have friends over

While my mom and dad aren'’t home.

- Come on.

There'’ll never be another chance.

I'’ll teach you some new tricks.

- Okay, but only if you promise to keep this a secret.

If the king of the netherworld finds out,

I'’m toast.

- Eddie, you rule...

The netherworld.

- I do?

Both: woogie-woogity-woogity, woogity!

- Otto, hello?

Me and you help raymundo?

We'’re gonna be late.

- Reg, can'’t you just go

And tell him we'’ll definitely do it tonight?

- No, otto. I can'’t.

We promised.

- Why don'’t we do what my mom always says to do?

- Iamwearing clean underwear.

- No!

Get your work done,

And then come back here and tear this pool up later.

- Right on, sammy.

That way, dad isn'’t mad,

And we can have the whole afternoon to skate.

- [Groans] all right.

Thanks, eddie!

Catch you in a few.

You'’re the greatest.

[Together] later!

- Don'’t forget!

It'’s our secret!

- Out of my way!

I don'’t want to miss a minute of eddie'’s empty pool action.

- Otto, shh!

You promised eddie you wouldn'’t--

- Later! Much!

[Whooshing]

[Seagull screeches]

Yeah-ah! Whoo!

[Laughs]

Heads up!

- Hey! What the--

- Huh?

Yahoo!

- Oh! - [Shrieks]

- What is your problem, otto?

- Yeah, look where you'’re shredding.

- Sorry. Don'’t have time to talk.

Eddie'’s got a new pool, and it'’s totally empty.

I'’m heading over for some insane pool action

As soon as I finish helping raymundo.

- Pool?

- That sounds so cool!

- It is cool!

Later!

- Thanks for the invite!

- He didn'’t just do what I think he did...

- Hey, troupers!

How'’s it going down here?

- Great. - Fine.

- Cool.

- Are we done yet?

- Uh, no.

I really appreciate you guys helping out

While we'’re swamped upstairs.

- No problemo.

- That'’s my g*ng!

Now get back to work.

- Man, I'’m never gonna make it to eddie'’s.

- I can'’t believe you blabbed to trish and sherry

After you promised eddie.

- What? No biggie. Relax.

- Hello, young rocket crew.

What'’s the ?

Hey, it'’s not like you to miss a saturday at madtown.

Eh, raymundo got you working hard, eh?

- We have to help dad out for a little while

This afternoon, conroy.

- And then we'’re gonna do some insane bowl riding

Over at eddie'’s house!

[Together] otto!

- Eddie, prince of whatevers-world,

Got a skatepark at his house?

- No, he'’s got a brand-new empty pool

That his parents just built,

And he said I could tear it up!

- Really?

- Did you and twister trade brains?

You just told conroy about the empty pool.

- You promised eddie you wouldn'’t say anything.

- Chill out. Like eddie really cares.

[Feedback screeching]

- Attention, madtown skaters.

As a special treat, word is that

There is some insane skating session

Taking place this afternoon

At eddie, prince of the-- the nether--

At eddie'’s house,

Where there is a brand-new empty pool.

Bring your guts

For this once-in-a-lifetime chance!

That is all.

- [Grunting]

- When was the last time I whomped you?

- This morning.

- You'’re overdue.

- [Wails]

[Laughter]

- Okay, cough it up.

Where are trish and sherry going

For some empty pool skateboarding action

This afternoon?

- Skateboarding?

What could you possibly mean?

- Can it, squirt!

If you don'’t tell us,

I'’ll just whomp it out of you.

- Ask otto! Ask otto!

[Groans]

Oh, man.

- [Growls]

Aren'’t we done yet?

I want to skate!

- We are not done unpacking these boxes of shoes, otto.

- I'’m sick of this work.

I want to skate eddie'’s empty pool now!

- Aha!

[All shout]

Eddie, prince of the dark world,

Has got an empty pool, huh?

- This is gonna be totally sweet!

[Laughter]

- How many people are you going to tell?

- It'’s no big deal.

Me and twister can handle them.

- We can?

- What can you handle?

What is going on?

- Please, dad, please.

Eddie, prince of the netherworld,

Has got a brand-spanking-new empty pool,

And we can be the first ones to tear it up.

- [Sighs]

Okay, go ahead. Scram.

Have a great time!

[Together] yeah!

- [Sighs]

Raymundo, you are so cool.

[Laughs]

[Grunts]

- Come on, reg!

Follow the leader!

Whoa! Yeah!

Yeah!

- [Grunting]

- Yeah!

- Whoo-hoo!

- Come on, sam! - Go, sammy!

- [Sighs]

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Come on, eddie. You'’re up.

- I don'’t think the prince of the netherworld

Needs any more scabs.

All: eddie, come on!

[Phone ringing]

- My mom!

But i--no, I wasn'’t--

Of course no one is here.

- Yahoo!

- Uh, that'’s the tv.

Mom!

The pool is empty.

What would I be doing having a party?

Yes, ma'’am.

[Screams]

- Yeah! - Ow!

- Yeah! Aw!

Ooh, big air! Yeah!

- I am such toast.

- You'’re gonna get eddie in all sorts of trouble.

- Like I care about that freak.

- What plague have you visited upon my house?

Otto, you promised to keep this secret.

- Nice going, big mouth.

- I can handle it.

- No, you can'’t!

Wah! Ha!

- It was such a mistake to tell you guys.

- Twister, help me out here.

- What do you want me to do?

I already got two whompings,

And I'’m probably overdue for my third.

- Whoo! - [Laughs]

- Look, eddie, I'’m sorry.

Everything'’s under control.

Lars will be out of here in no time.

- Hey, eddie!

Otto told us you were having

A pre-fill pool party for the skaters in town.

Nice!

- [Shouts]

Betrayer!

[Sobbing]

- I, uh... Okay, okay.

It'’s not gonna get any worse, I swear.

- Hey, isn'’t it so cool that eddie--

- Everyone will get a turn.

Please stay in your lines!

Otto, look what you did!

Eddie is so busted!

- I guess I was so excited about the pool,

I kind of bragged about it a little.

- A little?

I have something you can brag about--

How you got everybody out of here

And the place cleaned up

Before eddie'’s parents got home.

Now!

- Got it.

Twist, we need a plan.

- Hmm, we could tell them

An alien invasion is happening.

- [Groans]

Sam, please help.

- Hmm...

I think I got it.

Leave it to me.

Attention, skaters.

Attention, skaters.

[Whistles]

[Tires screech]

Free ice cream and french fries

For everyone at the shore shack!

Go get it!

[All cheering]

It worked.

Just call me sam the super genius.

- Only one problem, super genius.

- What'’s that?

- Who'’s gonna pay for all the fries and ice cream?

- Oops!

[All screaming]

- Phew!

[Giggles]

- Eddie, sweetie, we came home early!

[Kids laughing and shouting]

- Uh, dad, would you mind

If we had a few friends over for lunch?

- Otto says, "let'’s rock!"