Space Babes from Outer Space (2017)

[bunniefuu]

But Mom, you promised!

I know I did Charlie, but I'm

sorry, I've gotta go to work.

I'll have grandpa tell you a

bedtime story, okay?

Okay.

Come on, grandpa is good at

telling stories.

You brush them toofs?

Yes mama.

Wash them pits?

Yes mama.

Trim that beard?

Get out of here with that!

Now you be a good boy for grandpa, go to

sleep and I'll see you tomorrow, okay?

After my bed time story.

Yes, after your story.

Love you.

Love you.

What the f*ck was that for?

Because I need you to listen for a minute dad,

I got called in, I need you to watch Charlie.

Listen, he's already in bed, he brushed his teeth, but I

promised him a bed time story, so I need you to do that for me.

A bed time story, are you

f*cking kidding me?

No, I'm not, a bed time story.

You're raising that kid to be a

p*ssy you know?

What do you want me to do next,

make him a ba ba, powder his a*s,

say goo goo ga ga and all that

sh*t?

The kid needs a f*cking job!

Listen dad, don't do it for me,

do it for Charlie.

You're old, impart some wisdom on him, tell

him what it was like when Moses was around,

I don't care just get it done,

please.

Thank you.

Look dad, can you just not f*ck

this up, okay? I'm serious.

Okay kiddo, mom say's I gotta tell you a bed

time story, are you ready for this sh*t?

Yeah grandpa, tell me a good

one.

Well I can tell you there ain't nothing good in this

pile. Nothing but a bunch of pussified horse sh*t.

How about I tell you an adult

fairy tale.

An adult fairy tale?

Well yeah. I mean if you think

that's something you're up for.

You don't want me to read you one of

those p*ssy little baby stories do ya?

No.

Well okay then. This story

starts with a guy named Charlie.

Hey that's my name.

Yep, mine too.

No, your name's grandpa.

Well I'm grandpa to you, to

other folks I'm Charlie.

And this Charlie, he was about to have

the most amazing night of his life.

A night kind of like this one. But

this story starts in outer space.

Computer!

Oh hey babes, sorry about the

rude awakening.

But it seems our force field has been compromised,

and we've got a baddy right on our tail.

I'm going to go ahead and

suggest we take evasive action.

Monitors up. Come on Space Babes, let's

see what we're up against this time.

All right! Dinner time! Three

BLT's! Butts, legs, and t*tties!

It's another scrote!

Well that really puts a wrinkle

in our plans.

Gloss up babes, it's time to

play ball.

Prepare for death Space Babes,

there is no chance to escape!

A space Babe is always prepared. But death isn't

on the agenda today yam bag. At least, not for us.

Hey Babes I don't want to sound testy, but I think we might

be dealing with a bigger load than we can handle this time.

We got a second scrote about to join the

party, and he's coming in hard and fast!

They always do seem to come in

pairs.

Weapon's on standby.

Armed and ready!

Fire!

Ragyna!

On it!

Computer, can you stabalize?

No Babes, they've got us pretty good.

Frankly, I'm all out of ideas.

Typical. Here goes nothing.

Engage stalking mode!

They're right on our tail!

Hope they enjoy the view.

Weapon's on standby.

Fire!

Computer, status update!

Energy levels are depleted and their weapons are

recharging. It's been nice knowing you Space Babes.

It's now or never Babes.

Hold onto your hooters Babes.

Things might get a little silly.

Weapons recharging. Fire in

three!

Two!

Spaaaaace Baaaaaaaabes!

The male of our species never did amount to much. The

start of their existence is shrouded in mystery.

But it is important to our future, to understand the way

they were, and the way they were finally disposed of.

For as long as time has been recorded, they have

been regarded at unsavory, unruly, and uncivilized.

This was due to what was later dubbed,

the greates mistake of our maker.

They had the numbers, but we had

the brains.

The more their agenda became clear, the

easier it became to manipulate them.

It wasn't until the year 3,000 that

their true desires were firmly exploited,

and their reign of terror was put

to an end by a group of brave babes.

These babes lured them into a large

craft with the promise of a free trip.

To a newly discovered planet filled with

sandwiches, as far as the eye could see.

But unfortunately, due to a

mathmatical error-

They didn't make it.

But perhaps even more

unfortunate, some did survive.

Now having gone many years

without a sandwich.

And more importantly, without

the influence of babes,

the fiew remaining survivors raidly

devolved into their true forms.

The forms in which we know them

to be today.

They must be avoided at all

costs.

They are unable to be reasoned with, and

will stop at nothing to get what they want.

And that is exactly why we can't

chance it Vanassa.

Look, I'm not exactly excited about it

either, but what else are we supposed to do?

We don't have enough energy to

make it anywhere else.

Computer, bring the monitor back

up.

Sure thing!

Wow it sure looks inviting!

Inviting or not, there is no way

we are going down there.

So what, you just want to stay put

until we run out of energy completely?

Pushing that button blasted us so far out into the backwoods

of the universe that we have no choice but to go down there.

Then you shouldn't have pushed the button, it was

pretty clear about not wanting to be pushed.

And what, let those bean bags

blast us to smithereens?

At least we're light years away

from them now.

Sometimes you have to put yourself into a little

bit of danger to escape an immediate threat.

Look, I know that neither of you remember the scrotes the

days before the sandwiching, but trust me. You don't want to.

That film pales in comparison to

how bad they really were,

and there's no reason to believe the men on

this planet won't be just as bad. Or worse!

Come on Ragyna, they can't all

be that bad.

Oh yes! Yes they can be!

Computer, you're sure we can

refuel on this rock?

According to the limited

information I have in my database,

the creatures that inhabit it do seem to

occasionally broadcast an energy source that shows

a strong possibility of working as a

direct alternate to our host energy source.

Unfortunately I am unable to pinpoint exactly

what it is, or when it is broadcast.

But your communicators have been reprogrammed with the ability

to track it, and harvest it once you are on it's surface.

Well then it's settled.

Computer, please dress us in current Earth

fashions and bring us down, nice and easy.

All right, come on. Franky,

everybody, get in here.

Time to eat.

Jeeze, where did you come from?

Go get with your friends.

Gotta grow nice and strong,

everybody eat.

Oh yeah. Say hello to daddy

sugar t*ts.

What's that girl? You want me to

do what?

Here?

Okay, you're the boss.

Holy sh*t, what the hell was

that?

Something ain't right.

Come on Babes, dial up your

communicators to scanning mode.

The sooner we can find this energy

source, the sooner we can get back home.

Holy asteroids, space women!

Three of them!

Oh man, oh man, oh man, the things

I can do with three space women?

Dear Penthouse!

Wait a second, I think I'm

picking something up.

Yeah, me too.

Me three, follow me Babes.

Thank you Jesus.

Thank you space Jesus!

There it is.

sh*t, oh sh*t.

Stay!

Don't sh**t.

Don't you sh**t mister!

Hang on Babes, I don't think

that's a weapon.

Hey, watch it!

No, definitely not a g*n, but definitely the

source of the energy we've been looking for.

Then harvest it.

On it, switching over to

extraction mode.

Extraction mode?

Touch it! Touch it first!

What?

Absolutely not!

Why not?

Because we don't even know what

it is. It could be dangerous.

Use Protection!

I got a rubber in my wallet.

I don't need any protection. I'm

not afraid of this thing.

Greetings Earth creature. My

name is Carrieola.

Oh man.

He died?

No, he just fainted.

What did she do to him?

Well Charlie he fainted because what Carrieola did to

him made him feel something he'd never felt before.

Huh?

I know you don't think much of

girls right now but-

Heck no I don't, girls are

gross!

Well I guarantee ya, you know years

to come, your opinion is gonna change.

Blech!

Well we can wrap it right now if

ya want ya know. He died.

The end. Go the f*ck to sleep.

Is that what you want?

No, it's fine. I want to know

what happens next.

Well okay then.

He fainted, and the babes didn't

know what to do about it.

So they moved him over to a nice soft pile of

hay, and tried to figure out what to do next.

Is it okay?

I don't know. But the energy source we

were detecting is nowhere to be found now.

Why did you touch it?

Because you told me to.

I did not!

Okay, scan complete, uploading

now.

Whatever it was, we'll know soon

enough.

Hang on Babes. I think it's

waking up.

All right Earthling, where did

you hide it?

Hide what?

The energy source you were

broadcasting.

Broadcasting?

Yeah, broadcasting. Your antenna was out, and

we picked up your signal, loud and clear.

Antenna?

For Salzaron's sake.

Computer, can we get those scan

results please?

Sure thing Space Babes!

Hang on, scan results? What did

you do to me?

Computer: This is a hard one, Babes.

Unlike anything in my database.

Come on stop beating around the bush,

just tell us what we're dealing with here.

The appendage of the Earthling does seem to be the

carrier of the alternate energy source you are after.

Well duh, but the signal's gone

limp. How do we get it back up?

Wait, hang on a second.

Touch it, touch it again!

My Zob Ragyna.

Actually, that's exactly what I

was gong to suggest.

You can't be serious, what is

this thing?

Now, now, now, now, now, now

hang on a cotton pickin minute!

That thing, is my d*ck.

And you can't just go around

grabbing them like that!

And even if you could, once you've

grabbed it as many times as you did, well-

You gota give it a minute before

you can grab it again!

It's sensitive.

Explains the tears.

Oh man, hang on a minute. I don't

know where ya'll are from, but-

We're not from here.

Well I am. This here's my parent's barn.

My name's Charlie.

Greetings Charlie, I am Vanassa.

Greetings Charlie, I'm Ragyna.

Wow! That sure is an intersting

way of saying hello ya'll got.

Down here most folks just shake

hands, but-

Now listen. I can hardly make no

damn sense of any of this.

But I think I can help ya'll out

if you'll let me.

Of course Charlie.

The energy that your doo-hicky

picked up, from my d*ck.

That can make ya'lls ship run and

get ya back home ya say, right?

Yes.

Okay. I think this energy is what

we down here call sexual energy.

Sexual arousal.

But only when his antenna was

out.

Yeah, once your antenna was

retracted the energy source was gone.

That's because that antenna, is

also, my d*ck.

That's what it does when it's in it's aroused

state. It kinda sticks out like that.

Some fella's call it a b*ner.

A b*ner?

Yeah, a b*ner.

And you're all like this? All of

the men on this planet?

Well yeah, basically I guess.

But hell, I think most everybody's

gonna be turned on by you three.

And we all got wieners.

Wieners?

Yeah! Dicks, c*ck, rods.

Wieners!

Then you must take us where we may find more

of these at once. No matter how hard, or long-

Or short!

Or mediocre the journey.

Listen, I got just the place for ya'll. You

Babes stick with me, you'll be home in no time.

Well, then it's settled.

Charlie, we are the Space Babes

from outer space.

We are not from here.

Our visit to your planet was an unfortunate error

on our part while fleeing a most dire situation.

We are here merely out of circumstance.

We wish your planet no inconvenience.

We are not here with any ill

intentions.

No, we are here for your boners.

Your dicks, your c*ck, your

rods, now Charlie please!

Take us, to your wieners.

Ladies, welcome to the strip club, A.K.A.

your fueling station.

If you can't find sexual energy

in here, you ain't looking.

Look! Rules are rules.

The sh*t you two were doing up there was

breaking rules I didn't even know I had!

How the f*ck did you get your

foot all the way up-

And was your elbow actually

inside of her-

Aw come on Jerimy, it's Saturday night. You need

all the talent you can get in here right now.

Yeah come on, we were just

having fun.

And where in the hell did you get

so many kumquats this time of year?

Look, you ain't gonna find two other girls

tonight, you know that. We ain't going nowhere.

Oh yeah? You two, you're hired.

If you young ladies would please go see

Danyelle in the dressing room, thanks.

You two, you're fired, get the

f*ck out of my bar!

You could at least call us a

cab.

Your legs look fine from here

baby.

Mmmm. Beat it!

Aaahhh!

What are you doing?

I'm trying to pick up the scent!

Uh, we have a computer for that.

Computer. Computer?

You have to be a Space Babe for

that to work.

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Computer, can you tell me where

the Space Babes are?

But Carrieola, you're a Space

Babe.

Uh.. Uh.. Uhh..

Tell her you forgot your panties

when you left!

Huh huh, Yeah.

I forgot my panties, and then

um, I had to go poopy.

Okay then, the Space Babes are located at Night

Moves strip club, in Bloomington Indiana.

Huh huh, Huh huh.

Ha ha, ha ha.

To the strip club!

Uh oh, he's right behind me

isn't he?

He sure is.

You scrotes better not be

jerking me around!

Yes sir General Smotch sir! d*ck

head! Sir!

Don't be a suck up!

Yep! All right.

Charlie: Okay. Now try not to

worry about your friends.

I know Danyelle, she's a cool

chick.

And with your friends dancing tonight, I'm

sure they'll raise all kinds of energy.

But there's also a lot of emotions

in here that could get in the way.

Carrieola: Emotions?

Yeah, emotions. Jealousy,

desire, lust, love.

Love?

Man I don't know how to explain love to you.

Most people down here don't even understand it.

Can you try?

Look, all I can tell you is what my daddy

told me about being in love when I asked him.

He said Charlie, when you're in

it, you know it.

It's stronger than a grizzly

bear.

And it'll tickle your tummy like a whole

herd of butterflies was just let loose.

He said when you're in love with someone,

there ain't nothing can keep ya apart.

Not even death.

Hey there handsome, care for a

lap dance?

No, not right now. Thank you.

Okay sugar. If you change your

mind come and find me.

My name's Candy.

They call me Candy cause I taste

so sweet.

I'm sensing slight arousal from you

Charlie. Why didn't you go with her?

I don't know. I think I'd rather

just stay with you and talk awhile.

You make me feel smart. And I

like teaching you about Earth.

You are smart, and I like

learning from you.

Now please, tell me what a lap

dance is.

Danyelle: So lap dances are twenty, don't

let the d*uche bags stiff you either.

Gimmie gimme cash up front, if

you want to sniff this c**t.

And you let 'em sniff it.

It's a great time filler you do that thing, you

just stand there, wiggle it around in their faces.

Every second you're doing that, you're not having

to rub your a*s up against their tiny limp peckers.

You two know each other, right?

Yes.

Okay. I'll make sure you get

paired up on stage together then.

On Stage?

Holy sh*t. You two are green!

Yeah the stage.

It's like window shopping.

For the customers, and for you.

They'll tip you for your dance.

If they like what they see,

they'll wanna go for a lap dance.

So try different stuff, see what

they're responding to.

We got a lot of guys in here

that are into some weird sh*t.

Yeah, I'd say. I got a guy

that'll pay me to piss on him.

Says it's the only thing that

gets him hard.

He likes it running down his

face, dripping off of his chin.

There's all sorts of weird sh*t

out there.

Hair, feet, armpit licking, and

pissing.

I learn a new one every day.

And that's when the men get

boners Charlie?

Boners happen all the time in

here.

But yeah, they're most likely

to, come up, during a lap dance.

What about other women?

No!

Women don't have dicks.

At least not, most of them.

No, I mean can a woman get a lap

dance?

Oh sure. And I imagine the

dancers love it when that happens.

Why?

Women are softer.

Women are better mannered.

Women are-

Women are the worst!

They think because they got a set of t*ts in here that

they can get away with whatever the f*ck they want.

They'll reach right up, try and

grab you while you're on stage.

You really gotta watch them,

more than the men.

Give a lap dance to a b*tch, she'll try to cram her

filthy toothless mouth on your snatch before you can say-

Two screaming orgasms, courtesy

of Jerimy.

You know he won't admit it, but

your friends really saved his bacon.

We're running pretty low on

talent in here these days.

How are my friends doing?

They're doing great.

They'll actually be up on stage

next set.

Is there anything else that I

can get you two?

No thank you.

Oh!

Just holler if there's anything

else.

Name's Sandy.

You like her don't you?

No, not really.

With her, it's just the curse of

being a man.

Curse?

Yeah, curse.

Take a look around.

Plenty of smokin' hot babes in here,

all of them wearing next to nothing.

All of them willing to take it

off for a few bucks.

And I want to see the waitress

naked.

Because I can't.

Men. Our eyes never get their

fill.

We're constantly looking for

something else.

Especially when it's something

we're not supposed to have.

It's hard to explain but, she's

not who I want right now.

Who do you want right now

Charlie?

Ladies and germs, we got a couple of cherries

in here tonight, ripe for the poppin'!

That's right take those hands off of your dicks,

and do something useful with them for once.

And put 'em together, and give a warm

sticky welcome to Ragyna, and Vanassa.

Well God damn!

I think it's working!

It definitely is, but at this rate it's going

to take us days to get the energy we need.

Well, keep trying things.

Maybe we can come across a fetish or

something, to help raise the level.

Hey baby.

Why don't you come over here and

raise my level?

Hey mister, what turns you on?

Watching you wiggle.

Did you get those panties in

space?

Because that a*s is out of this

world.

From the second son of Salzaron

sugar!

What's wrong?

I don't know.

It's like the energy is there, but even with all

these men, it's not nearly as strong as yours was.

Well I guess that's just because a b*ner made with

love is more powerful than your average b*ner.

And your b*ner was made with

love Charlie?

Yeah.

Yeah I think maybe it was.

Damn girl!

Why don't you come over here and

let me suck on them big ole t*tties?

These big ole t*tties?

There is one other thing we

could try.

It's kind of the ultimate

display of sexual energy.

Something that we have to do

together.

Oh baby, you are so wet.

You're practically dripping

aren't you?

I got a guy that will pay me to

piss on him.

Oh, you like it wet?

Oh god, do I?

I wanna feel your wetness all

over my face!

I wanna feel it, running down my

chin.

You're so sweet I'd like that.

I'd, love that. Let's do it.

Let's get out of here.

What's wrong?

Look, I know ya'll are in a

hurry to get back home.

But before we can, do it.

You gotta meet my family.

Of course Charlie, I'd love to.

Come on, let's get on with it.

Why don't you pull that string to the

side, let's see how wet you really are.

All right big boy.

Here it comes.

Okay.

All right.

Thank you.

I can't believe that mother

f*ck made us walk.

Uh, we could have called a cab

ourselves ya know?

Uh, and with what money?

We would had money if you didn't stop

and buy all those chicken nuggets.

Well you weren't complaining when you

ate more than half of those b*tch!

They're chicken nuggets, what

did you expect?

Hey lady?

Wait, what the f*ck was that?

Psst! Hey lady!

Let's not stick around to find

out.

God damn it!

Help me pick up all these

f*cking kumsquats skank!

f*ck you, I ain't picking that sh*t up,

can pick that sh*t up your damn self.

Pardon me.

Well then you can go f*ck off

and die b*tch!

Hey come on, let me get some!

What?

Where you going?

Lady!

Don't worry, soon we will feast

on the flesh of Space Babes!

To the strip club!

Dear Lord, we thank you for this

day you've even given us.

We thank you for all the work

you've provided to me.

So I can take care of these,

good for nothin' kids.

And we thank you Jesus, for uh,

the food.

Mother Margo has prepared for

us.

And Lord, we thank ya for

looking over us.

I personally want to thank you,

sweet Jesus.

For Charlie.

Finally bringing home a girl.

It's uh.

Well as you know we've worried for

quite some time that he may be q*eer.

Verdict's still out on Shawn over there,

but I suppose two out of three ain't bad.

And lastly Jesus, I wanna thank you for makin' sure

that all of us were borned right here in America.

The greatest nation on this here

earth.

Amen to ya.

Amen.

Amen.

So Blondie, you're a uh.

A hooker, right?

Am I a hooker Charlie?

Dad!

I'm just saying!

I mean come on, look at you.

And look at her.

Look at you!

Look at her!

No, no she's not a hooker!

You're not a hooker.

You a cop?

Am I a cop?

No, she's not a cop either!

God damn!

Can we just please, talk about

something normal for once?

I mean, I brought a girl here,

that's kinda rare to do.

Thought you'd all be on your

best behaivor.

How long until that damned

turkey's done?

Your mother sh*t herself today.

Your mother sh*t herself today!

Hey Shawn, how was school?

I told you, my name isn't Shawn

anymore.

It's Aztaroth!

Jessica. How was your day?

Oh you know, I got f*cked!

Can we have sex now?

Hooker! Definitely a hooker.

Hooker! Ha ha, Hooker ha ha!

Shh. Shh Mama, mama!

I want to introduce you to

Carrieola. She's-

She's not from here.

She needs our wieners!

She needs boners!

To fuel her spaceship!

A spaceship.

That runs.

On.

Boners!

That's nice mama.

That's real nice.

You know when you born Charlie we weren't

sure if you'd be able to have sex ever.

Pecker was so small, it wouldn't

even stick out.

Didn't even stick out.

Nope, not one iota.

Hell, we thought you were a girl

that first few hours.

Okay that is not true.

That's not true.

Sure!

Wasn't nothin' down there!

You were like a damned

mannequin!

We were about to take matters

into out own hands.

Hell, three seconds more and you

would've been Charlene!

I was passing you off to your

ma, she was gonna hold you still.

While your granny sliced into

that-

Weird, smooth mound of skin you

had down there.

And she was gonna, well.

Build you a cooter!

Build you a cooter.

Yep, that's right.

But, there wasn't to be any

cooter in his future.

Still ain't!

No, I was so drunk, I didn't notice

your mama had a beer in her hand.

She botched the catch.

Dropped you right to that hard

hospital floor.

You fell about three feet, dented

in your skull a little bit.

We had to give it one of these,

to get it to pop back out.

But I tell you what.

You're a Bryant!

And we Bryant's are tough!

Persistent!

No sir, you hit that linoleum

and-

Turkey's done!

I don't know where they got that

many kumquats this time of year.

Pardon me.

Three bucks cover, two drink

minimum.

But seriously, you're our best girl, I would

never let that kind of thing happen to you.

Man, I can't believe these

disguises worked!

Well you'd be surprised what

these humans would fall for.

They're stupid.

I told you b*tch, no one lays a hand on

my sh*t or they get's their a*s kicked!

How the f*ck was I supposed to

know they were yours?

Because they was in my f*cking

locker c**t!

b*tch I took one!

It was only a six piece, you think

f*cking chicken nuggets grow on trees?

Took some of them fries too.

That does it skank!

You hit like a girl!

Hey, hey, break it up, break it

up, break it up!

Listen there's no fighting in

here.

I'll send Danyelle out to get

you another six piece each.

And a large fry?

And a large fry doll.

Each?

Each.

Now, you know the rules.

That's it.

Let's get this over with now.

Let's kiss and make up.

Kiss her again!

Let us feast, I say we strike

now!

Patience my brother.

The Space Babes are who we are

here for.

We must not rush into this.

Well, as long as we got some time

to k*ll, I think I'll have a beer!

Yeah, but seriously Charlie,

hooker or not.

That sure is one fine piece of

tail you brought over, boy oh boy.

I mean, most sane man would k*ll

to have a go at that.

Hell I'd, I tell ya, I'd.

I'd m*rder this whole f*ck'

family just to knock boots with her.

In fact I'd felch my own son's salty semen

straight outta her dirty hooker c**t.

Just to get a look at what she's

sportin' down there.

Oh geeze thank's dad.

That's awfully kind of you to say, I'm

so glad I brought her to meet you guys.

Come on Charlie, I'm just

breakin' your ba*ls, huh?

Before she drains 'em!

But seriously Charlie, I uh, I'm

real proud of you.

For uh, well bringing home some quality trim that

nobody in this family could ever have gotten.

I sure do appreciate it.

It means a lot to me, and your

mother there.

Well-

I'm proud of you son.

Thank's dad.

Thanks dad.

Quite proud.

In fact you're the only son I

can say that about.

Old asterisk over there, is such

a f*cking water head.

I can't even count him as a

person, he's that dumb.

Why just the other day I caught

him lapping out of the toilet.

Down on his hands and knees.

Ugh, like some kind of f*cking,

bowser.

I may k*ll him.

I don't know if I feel a damned

thing about him.

But uh, you?

I sure do love ya son.

Now Charlie you take that possible hooker out

to that barn, and you f*ck her like an animal!

Can we have sex now?

Yes!

All right!

Bye mama!

You sit your q*eer a*s down!

All right Charlie!

Oh, now that is a fine cut of

puss!

Uh, I'm so hungry!

When will we feast?

The time is nigh my friend.

Try and savor the thrill of the

hunt!

But?

All right all right ladies and

germs.

Let's hear it one more time for

Candy.

You know they call her that,

because she tastes so sweet!

But why can't we eat just one?

Come on, you know you can't just

eat one.

But, but you got to eat on

earlier!

I can eat just one.

Oh really?

And why's that?

Because I have self control.

Oh really!

And I don't?

We both know you don't.

Hey mister, tip me for a dance?

Noooo!!

What the Hell was that?

I don't know, but it sounds like

a ball!

I'll check it out.

She was the only clean stripper

in this joint!

Uhhh...

Scrotes!

It's go time.

I sure hope Carrieola's having

better luck than we are.

Look, I'm really sorry about all

that.

I'm old fashioned.

And it's important for me, that my family

gets to meet, the girl that I'm going to-

Have sex with?

Yeah.

Also someone that I feel like I

really have a connection with.

I just wish they weren't so dang

rude!

It'd be nice if my girl and my

family could get along.

I thought they were wonderful

Charlie.

Come on, you're just being silly

now.

No, I mean it.

I mean, your mom's a little

weird.

And you're dad's not the nicest.

No.

But, they still raised you.

And I think you turned out

pretty okay.

Yeah, I guess I am pretty okay

aren't I?

Are you ready?

I think so.

Device has been set to

extraction mode.

But, are you ready?

Yes Charlie, I'm ready.

Oh Carrieola.

Charlie?

Carrieola.

Charlie.

Carrieola.

Charlie!

What?

I know you're the one trying to

show me something here.

But I think we'd have a lot better

luck if you were in my vag*na.

Instead of my belly button.

Oh!

Sorry.

There it is.

Oh, Carrieola!

Oh Charlie.

Look's like there's only two of

them.

For now.

Come on, I got an idea.

Come on up here babes.

These things feed off of visual stimulation,

but they don't know when to quit!

The only way to defeat them is to give them what

they want until they can't take it anymore!

Charlie?

What?

Do you mind if I give it a try?

Sure.

Better?

Yes Charlie Yes!

All Right!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yes, that's it!

Keep shaking those t*ts babes!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

It's working Charlie!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

It's working Charlie!

Just keep sexing me!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Oh my God.

Carrieola!

I'm going to.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Look out!

Oh man.

They jizzed themselves to death.

All right!

Get your asses to the bar,

drink's are on me!

Oh my Zob.

No babe, just Charlie.

I'm sorry Charlie.

Sorry for what?

I mean, I just-

I know you tried to tell me how it

was going to be, but that was amazing.

Yeah, that was pretty amazing

wasn't it?

I had no idea we would make that

much energy.

Come on I mean, yeah it was

amazing, but-

When can we do it again Charlie?

Now hang on a dog gone minute.

I wonder how the others are

doing?

I wonder if they've discovered

this?

Surely not on their own.

There's a whole hell of a lot more than

just sexual energy going on right now.

I've got to get back to them.

Just listen to me for a second.

Charlie I've got to do this to

more men.

You've got to take me to do this

to more men.

Carrie?

Didn't you feel anything?

Of course I did Charlie.

What we did in this barn was

amazing.

I've never experienced anything

like it.

I felt a connection between us that I've

never felt with anyone my whole life.

But feeling's won't get me and

my Babe's back home.

And we've got to get back home.

And to do that I've got to get back to that

strip club and sex as many men as I can.

This energy, it's on a whole

other level.

I've never felt anything like

it.

It's strong.

Stronger than a grizzly bear.

Yeah.

Well you Babe's are all right in

my book.

Hell yeah you are.

I don't know where you Babe's learned that, but you

sure taught us a thing or two about titty bouncing.

Where you two from anyway?

We're not from here.

Well Hell yeah!

Carrieola!

Oh hey Babe, you sure missed a

party here.

Carrieola!

Would you like to sex me?

Well hell yeah!

Women. They sure are pretty to

look at.

But you ain't never gonna make

them understand you.

And you ain't ever gonna

understand them.

Yeah, you're telling me pal.

Listen, the sooner you come to terms with the fact

that they're not even the same species as us?

The sooner you're gonna be

happy.

I think I'm coming to terms with

that.

Look you're not listening to me

bud.

Stop over thinking it. Just face

the music.

I don't know this chick you're

hung up on.

And it doesn't matter. Because

they're all the same.

Just like we're all the same.

It isn't a bad thing, it just is

what it is.

Women, they don't think about

sh*t the way we do.

And we don't think about sh*t

the way they do.

You two are gonna be okay.

Just remember-

You're a man, and she's a woman.

You're not even from the same

planet.

You know what? You're right!

Sure am bud.

It doesn't matter what I say or

do.

She's gonna come to her own

conclusion on her own time!

Preach it brother.

I'm gonna get her.

And I'm gonna tell her that it's

okay she doesn't understand.

Church!

And that's okay, because I don't

even understand.

Hallelujah!

And if it takes us the rest of our

dag burned lives to figure it out.

Well, we're gonna figure it out

together!

Lord have mercy!

God damn.

Charlie!

Not now darlin'.

Oh Charlie!

Take a seat sweety.

We'd like you to accept this

flower-

No thank's pal!

Get a room ladies!

Carrieola, I need you to listen

to me!

Now I know you might not

understand.

And that's okay, because I don't

even understand.

But what happened between us back in

the barn, that was something special.

You said it yourself, you felt a

connection.

And that connection is something we people

down here spend our entire lives looking for.

And if you're lucky enough to find that one

person in this world, or any other world-

Well, you can't just ignore

that!

Now whoever you're in there

with-

It's Jake!

Okay, Jake.

Now I'm sure you're showing Jake

a really great time.

And Jethro!

And Jethro?

But, the connection you felt,

between me and you.

Well you're not gonna get that

with Jake and Jethro.

And Carl.

And Carl.

I think I saw Jimmy in here too!

Yeah that was me Bobby, sorry

about grabbing your a*s earlier.

Come on! Enough's enough.

I'm coming in there.

That's a good boy!

Oh my God, I'm gonna throw up!

There.

You haven't seen a girl that I

was in here earlier with have you?

Blonde?

Yeah I uh, saw her with some

drunk guy in the pool room.

Thanks.

You mind if I use that sink real

quick?

Go ahead.

I just don't understand it

Charlie.

Everything felt so right with

you.

And then I get back here, and

it's totally different.

He had a b*ner! The energy was

there.

But I just couldn't.

I didn't even want to.

All I could think about was you,

and how it was with you.

I tried to close my eyes and

pretend he was you.

But even that didn't work.

And I felt like I was gonna get

sick.

But then in a second, everything

changed.

And I was back in that barn.

With you.

And then my stomach felt really

wierd.

But not sick like before.

It was, it was like.

It was, it was like-

Like a whole herd of butterflies

was just let loose?

Yeah.

It's time to get out of here

Carrieola.

The good news is we have enough

energy to get back home.

The bad news is, there's more

scrotes on the way.

We have to hit the road before they get

down here and cause anymore trouble.

Take us home Charlie.

They're not really gonna leave

him, are they?

Well what do you think's gonna

happen?

Their Space Babes Charlie,

they're not from here.

She can't just leave him, she

can't!

Calm down now, one thing fairy tales

all have in common, adult or not-

Is a happy ending.

Now you gonna let me finish this

story or not?

Okay, let's finish the story.

Okay now where were we?

Oh yeah right.

Charlie and the Babes left the titty bar,

and were on their way back to the barn.

So I guess this is goodbye huh?

Yeah, I guess it is.

You do know she's gonna want to

take him back with us, right?

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure he's not

going to want to leave his home.

What if she wants to stay here?

Come on, you can't be serious.

Go get her communicator, we're going

to need to upload her energy too.

Charlie I don't know what to do.

Do what your heart tells you.

I'm trying.

You about ready to get off this

rock?

Yeah, just give me a minute.

Give me your communicator and I

will.

We need to upload your energy

onto the ship.

But you won't have much more

than a minute.

She's fueling up and we're

taking off in five.

Do you remember the first thing

you said to me?

When you first saw me?

When I first saw you.

You said stay.

Please Carrie, don't let that be

the last thing I say to you.

I can't.

Look, either we're both staying,

or we're both leaving.

We can try to talk and decide

which one it is.

But it doesn't matter, because I

love you.

Do you love me?

I, I think I do.

Carrie, that makes us in love.

And you remember what my daddy

told me about being in love.

Charlie look out!

No, I'm pretty sure I told you

back at the bar, he said-

Carrie!

I'm gonna give you the shaft!

Noooooooo!

You've overstayed your welcome

bean bag!

Computer!

Blast this nut sack to

smithereens!

I'd love to do that Babes, but this nut sack has overridden

my system, and has control over all of my circuitry.

The whole situation is quite

sh*t.

You Space Babes never did know

how to keep your pie holes shut!

Quick, let's get out of here!

Computer!

Open up energy release valve!

Sorry Babes.

You Salzarion son of a

skankazoid!

And now that I know you won't be

running away.

I'm gonna take my time and savor

you!

Oh man, I think I got a rumbly

in my tumbly!

Oh man, I think I need to lay

down!

I don't feel so good!

Oh is this the way I end?

I'm coming to see you Elizabeth!

Oh my goodness.

Hang on Babes, this ain't over

yet!

Why oh Why! Oh it's the big one!

You just gotta stay down!

No matter how hard you fight me, in

the end you're still just a Weak!

Little!

Girl!

Oh man, I new it!

Check it out!

Don't!

Call!

Me!

Girl!

I'm a Space Babe.

Why the Hell did you push me out of

the way, you could have been k*lled.

I thought you were dead.

I thought we were all dead.

Are you okay?

I'm fine Charlie, really I'm

fine.

I guess we really are in love.

Yeah, I guess we are.

Just me and you, against the

whole universe.

Ain't nothin' gonna keep us

apart.

Not even death.

I hate to break up this

emotional moment,

but that sad sack did release all of our energy into

the atmosphere before you ripped him inside out.

I do not want to be stuck on

this rock another minute.

What are we going to do?

Well I don't think we have much

of a choice.

We'll pack it in for tonight and

get some rest,

and then tomorrow we'll go back to the

strip club and start all over again.

Oh my Zob.

I don't think I can go back to

that place.

It smells like cotton candy and

shame.

Look I don't want to either.

But I don't know what else we

can do.

We need sexual energy, and a lot

of it.

Does anybody else have any

bright ideas?

I think we've got an idea.

Computer!

Prepare for launch.

Alert the folk's back at T.C. that

we're bringing one back with us.

Take us home!

Her majesty has given the go ahead on

our re-entry into the Salzarion system.

And the Titty city welcoming

committee is on standby.

Prepare for landing in five-

Four.

Three.

Two.

One.

Gloss up Babes.

I have a feeling there's going to

be welcoming party waiting for us.

They're going to get a real kick

out of you.

Charlie, welcome to Titty City!

That's it?

That's it.

You're kidding me.

You're not going to tell me what

Titty City looks like?

Well, I mean, I don't think

you're reay for that quite yet.

What a crock of sh*t!

Hey now, I'm the boss here, and I'm not sure if

you're ready for that part of the story just yet.

I feel ready.

Well, maybe another time

Charlie.

I've kept you up long enough.

And besides, some things are

better left to the imagination.

Sweet dreams.