Mill, The (2023)

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Where's my phone?

Where the f*ck am I?

Hey.

Hello!

Hello!

What the f*ck?

What the f*ck?

f*ck!

What the f*ck?

I don't know where I'm at, man.

Where am I?

Anybody?

Would you shut the f*ck up?

It's loud enough in here

without you yelling in my ear.

Hello! You can hear me?

Huh?

Chill, man, yes, I-I can hear you.

Oh, sh*t.

Hey, man. Who-who are you?

What's-- What's going on, huh?

Oh, f*ck, you're still

coming outta the hole, aren't you?

I gotta admit, I'm-I'm kinda jealous.

What the f*ck are you talking about?

What hole? I don't--

I'm not supposed to be here.

It's the... the propofol hole.

They dosed you.

Oh, f*ck, you are gonna feel depressed

as a m*therf*cker for the next few days.

It's gonna suck.

And tomorrow's gonna be rough

for a few reasons.

What the f*ck are you talking about?

f*ck, I gotta

get back to work, man.

Listen, I'm gonna holler at you later.

- I gotta go.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey.

Hey! Hey!

Hey.

f*ck.

What is this?

f*ck this sh*t.

f*ck this. Nah. No, no, no.

No, I'm not supposed to be here.

Wait, wait. Hold on.

Hey, look, look. Hey, come back.

Come back here.

Look, look, I need your help.

Pl-please, please get me up outta here.

Back away.

Just hear me out.

I got, I got, I got a wife.

And she-she's pregnant.

I got a pregnant wife, man.

I'm not supposed to be here.

Please get me up outta here.

Back away, employee.

Employee? No, no.

I'm-I'm-I'm not-- I'm not an employee.

I-I don't work here at all, okay?

Work-- I work at Mallard.

I'm-I'm a manager at Mallard.

That-that-that's right.

I'm-- work on the fifth floor.

I'm not supposed to be here.

- I don't work here...

- How does it feel?!

f*ck!

sh*t!

Where the f*ck am I?

I don't deserve this.

I'm not supposed to be here.

I'm not supposed to be here.



f*ck. f*ck. f*ck!

sh*t.

Hello, Joe,

and welcome to advanced career training.

We are excited to have you

join our program

and are confident

that you will make significant progress

towards becoming

the best version of yourself.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey, Mallard.

Uh, location, please.

Oh, no.

Hey, turn it back on!

Mallard! Mallard, information, please.

Come on, come on, Mallard,

information please!

It's broken or something.

It's not broken.

It's working. Just not for us.

Hey, hey, hey, friend, what's up, man?

What, what,

what, what's going on?

Uh, it's a countdown

to midnight.

What-what happens at midnight?

You'll see.

What do you mean I'll see?

What-what are you saying, huh?

Hey, I don't wanna ruin

the last few hours of peace you have left.

Peace?

You have no f*cking idea.

Come on, come on,

just-just let me know a little more.

Matter of fact,

what, what, what, what's your name?

Hey, everybody,

do we do names around here?

- Go f*ck yourself!

- f*ck you!

Welcome to the neighborhood.

The f*ck you mean neighborhood?

Hello?

Who else is f*ck' here?

- Kiss my a*s!

- Shut the f*ck up!

I'm trying to f*cking sleep!

This is so-- Is this f*cking real, man?

Who are all these people?

They're your people.

What people? What the f*ck are you sayin'?

This is

the paperclip factory, my friend,

solving supply and demand problems

by eliminating

all of the people

who actually supply and demand.

It's where you're sent

when you piss off the duck.

Piss off the duck.

Piss off the duck. Piss off--

Whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, no, no, no.

That's not Mallard.

Yeah.

You haven't figured it out?

This place is Mallard.



Wait, wait.

This place is Mallard?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It can't be.

Yeah, it's not gonna

make any sense right now.

Forget it, but it will.

Just try to get some sleep tonight, man.

Tomorrow is gonna be

the longest day of your life.



Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Please, I'm sorry.

I'll-I'll do better tomorrow.

I promise! I promise!

Anybody else hear that?

I'm sorry!

What the f*ck is going on?

What the f*ck?

No! No!

Oh, God!

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Happy Mallard morning.

Another beautiful day

in the neighborhood, right?

Right?

Right.

Cells must be kept spotless.

Failure to dispose of waste

will result in severe punishment.

Wait, where you,

where do you want me to put it?

In the corner, your sh*thole.

Clean up, or don't.

Hey, neighbor,

they're not f*ck' around.

Listen to what he said.

Put your sh*t in the sh*thole.

Oh! Hey.

Did you hear that last night?

Did I hear what?

The screams. What you mean what?

Oh, sh*t. Yeah, last night.

Yeah, yep, I heard it.

Right, what was that?

It was

our nightly motivational speech.

Nightly motivational?

The-the-the screams all that, that-that--

that happens every night?

Trust me,

you're gonna get used to it.

Hey, what did I say, man?

Don't forget your trash.



f*ck.



Oh, sh*t!

What the f*ck?

Hey! Hey, hey. Uh...

Did-did-did some-- Did somebody die?

Somebody died.

I saw just... just saw some hair

and-and some bones, a f*ck' skull.

Yeah, uh,

quite a few people did.

And odds are they're

not gonna be the last.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

This-- This-this is a legit

worldwide trillion-dollar f*cking company.

They wouldn't do

no sick sh*t like that, right?

They would do it

if you said they could.

Look, all of that onboarding paperwork

they had you sign, right?

Those non-disclosures, the fine print,

the sh*t like that.

Hey, did you read any of that?

Yeah, of course you didn't. Nobody does.

Everybody gets so excited being welcomed

by the great Mallard,

but it gives them permission to do

just about anything they f*cking want.

And everything has a cost.

Don't forget what they said.

You get out of it what you put into it.

So the sooner you settle into a rhythm,

the easier these days are gonna get.

Days.

Days, days, days, days.

What-what...?

How long do they plan on keeping us here?

As long as it f*cking takes.

Just do your job.

What job?

Now you wanna f*ck' work, huh?

Good morning, Joe,

I trust you slept well.

You know somethin'?

Where the f*ck am I, huh?

What the f*ck is this?

Joe, I need you to listen.

I don't wanna f*ck' listen!

You know somethin'?

- Joe--

- No, shut up!

Hey, f*ck that! You listen!

I'm not supposed to be

in this m*therf*cker!

I didn't do anything!

Only thing I ever done

was go to f*cking work

for 10 years straight.

Now, look at me!

I'm trapped in this sh*t!

Get me the f*ck outta here!

Whoever's in charge,

whoever got their hand in your a*s,

tell them to let me the f*ck out now!

f*ck!

I believe

you're ready to listen.

Today begins

your advanced career training seminar.

Your opportunity.

Your last quarter's productivity dropped

while your use of personal time tripled.

Unlimited personal time is one

of our many generous employment perks.

Unfortunately, during this period,

your department's

overall performance declined.

When your performance drops,

your department number lowers.

When your department numbers lower,

your division output drops.

When your division output drops,

the company performance declines,

as does the stock.

Don't undervalue yourself.

You're a crucial part of our team.

Joe, you were once the model employee,

but you've lost your appreciation

for this company

and all it has given you.

I'm here to help.

Let's discuss your new job.

The workday begins

at 6:00 a.m. and ends at 10:00 p.m.

The hours between

are your own to do with as you like.

You work consists of pushing the mill.

Employees earn a single point

for each full revolution.

Every day you are required

to meet your specified goal,

your daily quota.

Failure to meet your daily quota

will result in a punishment.

Your daily quota is 50.

Your quota is your minimum target.

But at Mallard,

good enough isn't good enough.

Regardless of the quota,

at the end of each day,

the employee with the fewest points

will be terminated.

We understand.

We are not just a company.

We're a family.

We want you to keep your job, your salary,

your corporate housing,

your company car, your life.

You're a crucial part of our mission.

That's why we've brought you here

to help you grow.

We look forward to continuing

our working relationship at Mallard,

your company for life.

Have a great day.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen.

Hey, I'm sorry. I'm s-- I'm so sorry.

I didn't, I didn't mean to yell at first.

I... I gotta, I gotta get back home

to my wife.

Please, please let me go back, please.

Please, I can't be here. I can't be here.

I can't be. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

- We gotta get outta here.

- Stop.

Dude, help me get the f*ck outta here.

- Dude, stop!

- I need to get back to my wife.

The duck

doesn't f*cking care, okay?

It doesn't care if you've

got a family back home.

We've all got families.

You are here now.

This is your f*cking world. That is it.

And there is no getting out of it,

not until they say you're ready.

So for now, man,

you just simply need to survive.

And the only way to do that is to work.

Do you-- Do you hear what I'm saying?

You wanna live,

you wanna see whoever the f*ck

you've got there

on the other side ever again,

then just do the work.

Twenty-five seconds.

It's pushing that thing, right?

I have to push that thing, right?

Yeah, man,

just push the f*ck' thing.

sh*t.

Ten seconds.



Three seconds.

Two seconds.

One second.



Come on, come on, come on,

come on, come on.



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f*ck, yeah!

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Become the employee you deserve to be.

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Oh, here we go.

Hey, you still there, neighbor?

Unfortunately.

So, how many did you get?

A hundred.

Wow.

A hundred?

Is that a "wow, good" or "wow, bad"?

Okay, let's just say

somebody else

must've had a really bad day.

You know what I don't understand is,

so you don't make your quota,

you get punished, right?

But if you do make your quota,

you become last,

then you get k*lled.

So what's the point of the quota, huh?

Good enough

isn't f*cking good enough.

That's the Mallard way.

But I doubled my quota--

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Stop, no. God.

What, what, what?

You do not go telling people

your quota, genius, okay?

'Cause as long as I do

more than you, my a*s is safe.

You and I, we might be neighbors,

but we are not friends.

You get it?

We are competition, and don't forget that.

First of all, I want you

to hear me and hear me well.

I'm not dumb.

Right, sure you're not.

No, I got 50,000 in student debt

that says I'm not.

Ooh, college man.

You don't even know, man.

I-I wasn't born

with a silver spoon in my mouth.

I worked my a*s off

to get to where I'm at, okay?

Mm-hmm.

All the way to the top of Mallard, huh?

They fed me the same bullshit

when I started.

They shoved it down my f*cking throat

with a big, fat signing bonus.

And that was more money

than I'd ever seen at the time.

And look at us now.

We made it.

Cheers.

This sh*t is f*cked up, man.

How the f*ck did I

get caught up in this bullshit?

I'm supposed to be at home with my wife.

You know, she's pregnant, you know?

With our first child.

We've been trying for a while, too,

and finally, finally, it's happening.

And I'm stuck in this crazy sh*t.

Boy or girl?

It's a boy.

Joe Junior.

We gon' call him JJ.

So, you're Joe?

Yeah.

Well, Joe,

I'm gonna give you some real advice.

If you ever expect

to meet your little boy,

you just gotta do this sh*t right.

The guy who was in that cell before you,

he thought he was doing enough,

and he was really smug about it, too.

And then the day before yesterday,

enough wasn't enough.

And now you're there and he's gone.

Okay, and? Look, I'll just go harder.

Yeah, but no,

if you go too hard,

they're gonna expect that all the time.

That's the whole game.

Have fun.



So?

I mean, what do you think?

Um, I mean, it's... big.

Hmm.

Do we really want all this?

Babe, Babe, Babe, look, hear me out.

I'm doing this for us.

Hmm.

This is everything we worked for.

You're lucky you cute

when you're being convincing.

Well, we are at Mallard Crossing.

Ooh, ooh.

Wow.

Oh, tomorrow's the 12-week check-in.

You took the time off, right?

Yeah.

Joe, what?

We gotta prioritize, babe.

This isn't gonna get any easier.

- Oh.

- Everything okay?

Something's wrong.

The time is now 10 o'clock.

Your work is complete for the day.

Thank you for your continued commitment

to self-improvement, Joe.

Employee.

Yeah?

Evening, employee.

Go ahead and approach the door.

Approach the door?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Um, hey, I-I-I-I made 1-150 today.

- I-I tripled my quota.

- Good for you.

Approach the g*dd*mn door.

Please, please, please, please. Uh...

I thought I, I thought

I did everything right.

Approach the f*cking door!

Now, stop.

Remove your clothes.

Take off your clothes.

Wh-why-- Why you want me to do that?

Because I said so.

Seriously, why-why-why you

need me to take off my--

Come on, take 'em off.

Okay, okay, okay.

Take 'em off.

Take 'em off.

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.

Everything.

Now, walk through the door.

Step forward.





Hey!

Whoa!

It's a scorcher today, man.

It's way hotter than last week.

Why are we doing this?

To not die?

No sh*t.

That's not what I'm talking about.

Like, what is this? What--

What's this f*cking mill, huh?

It's nothing.

What do you mean it's nothing?

We're not grinding wheat

or making electricity,

or creating anything of value,

tangible or perceived.

This has no purpose.

This is nothing.

Nothing?

So what's the point?

Exactly.



f*ck!

It's too damn hot, man.

I need-- I need some more water.

Mallard, I need, I need some water.

Guard?

Guard, water!

Do you think that sick f*ck

is gonna fix you a c*ck?

- Come on.

- Shut the f*ck up.

Hey, please, I need something to drink.

I need some water.

I get it, I get it, I get it.

I-I got-- I have a solution, okay?

There's a pillar over there

that Mallard can't see behind.

Do you see it?



Yeah, I see it.

Okay, so,

hide some bottles back there.

Fill 'em with your piss,

and then you have to drink it.



You want me to drink

my piss?

f*ck, no, not straight.

You gotta filter it

through the insoles of your shoes.

Are you f*ck' crazy?

I'm not pouring piss

in my f*cking Jordans.

Oh, Jesus.

Joe, Mallard is perfect.

It knows how much water

you need to survive, man, to the ounce.

She is gonna give you

just enough to keep you alive.

This place, it has a way of showing you

what you're capable of.

That's what Mallard wants,

to know how far you can go

before you break.

Is that what Mallard wants?

That's what Mallard gon' get.

How do they, um,

how do they expect us to pay

all these medical bills?

Hey, hey, don't worry about it.

I-I'll just work a lot harder.

I'll just work a lot harder.

You can't do this by yourself.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, you--

No, you're not going back to work.

You heard what the doctor said.

There's a chance you could lose the baby.

If I don't go back to work,

there's a chance we could lose the house.

Mallard's supposed to level me up

any day now. Any day now.

They've been telling you

the same thing for years,

and you still believe them?

Yes.

Yes.

The question is,

do you still believe in me?

This child of ours

is gonna have a better life

than any of us ever did.

Is this what better feels like?

Joe, today's performance

serves as an exemplar

of your ever-ascending capabilities.

Hell, yeah.

Is that what you wanted?

By embracing the challenge

of exploring your limits,

you are forging a path toward

the promise of your innate potential,

perpetuating the cycle

of growth and self-discovery.

Hey.

Hey, you-you there?

Hey. Who's Alex?

Who?

You heard me. Alex.

Who is that?

How do you know about Alex?

W-- Was he the, was he the smug guy?

Was he, was he the guy

that-that was here before me?

Yeah, um, Alex is

a bit of a legend around here.

He's the guy who got out.

He escaped?

He got out.

So wait, wait, wait. He got out.

How is this place still operating?

He didn't tell anyone about this place?

I don't know.

Maybe he didn't want to.

Maybe he couldn't.

Bullshit.

I know if I left this m*therf*cker,

I'd tell everybody.

Good morning, Joe.

Congratulations. You performed

excellent work yesterday.

We thank you for your incredible efforts.

Please accept

this token of our appreciation

to commemorate your amazing achievement.

Oh.

A pen.

Not just any pen, look closer.

Ohh!

Wow.

You guys

engraved, engraved my name in the pen.

Wow, this is...

I mean, this is, uh...

This is f*ck' stupid!

A f*cking pen?

What am I gonna do with this sh*t?

I don't even have

any f*ck' paper around here.

Huh?

f*ck y'all, man, f*ck'...

370?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

This was just 50 yesterday.

Do you wish to file a complaint?

Look, I can't-- I can't do that again.

People don't know

what they're capable of.

They cling to their limiting beliefs,

never knowing that

just beyond their doubts is greatness.

Like children, they just need a push.

Look, look, I can't do that many again.

You see me? Look at my f*ck' hands.

It's hard, Joe,

but so is changing the world.

That's what we're doing,

all of us together.

Now would be a great time

to take the first step

towards an even better future.

f*ck you!

f*ck you, and f*ck that f*ck' pen!

f*ck!



Hey, I-I--

I went past the green mark, and it--

It didn't, it didn't give me my point.

Are y'all f*ck' with me?

Huh?

Hey, man, what's the problem?

It's not giving me my points.

Oh, sh*t,

dude, are you in penalty?

What?

Penalty. What-what's that?

The middle of the scoreboard.

Look. Is there a little X?

Yeah, it is.

Those are your penalties.

They're a b*tch, and they're exponential.

Wait, wait, wait.

Penalty. How did I,

how did I get a penalty?

Alright, look. One X means it

takes two revolutions to score one point.

Two X's, it's four revolutions,

and then eight, and then 16.

Then, well, sh*t, at that point,

you might as well give up.

Hey.

Hey, that's impossible.

You expect me to do double the work?

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Hey, Joe.

Everything okay in there, man?

You've been real quiet today.

I can't hit it.

Oh, come on, you have to.

We covered this.

I can't.

I can't.

I could do 370, but I can't.

Not-not with the penalty, you know.

Wait, penalty 3-370?

So you-you have... you have 740?

700 and f*cking 40?

- 740?

- How much?

f*ck, Joe, what the f*ck

is wrong with you, man?

You as*h*le.

You're gonna get us f*cking k*lled!

Are you f*cking kidding me?!

Told you, do not burn yourself out!

I told you, man, not to f*ck with Mallard,

and you didn't f*cking listen!

- Shut up.

- g*dd*mn you!

- You didn't listen.

- Shut up!

You f*cking idiot.

You hit 740, and now we have to hit 740.

Don't you understand?

We're paying for your f*cking mistakes!

f*ck you, Joe! f*ck you!

The time is now 10 o'clock.

Your work is complete for the day.

You did not meet your daily quota.

You gave me a penalty.

You gave it to yourself.

You let down your fellow employees.

Care for your fellow workers

is one of our core company values.

Values.

Clearly, we haven't given you

the proper motivation.

Perhaps you need a new coworker.

What is this?

Kate Stevens.

No. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, she's-- she's not even

supposed to be on her feet.

Data collected

from your Mallard home

indicates her lack of employment.

Perhaps we could solve all your problems

by offering her a job... here.

No. No, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no.

She's-- she's not supposed

to be walking around.

Our Mallard team

will gladly aid in her relocation.

Kate--

Not Kate.

She don't need to be here, okay?

She don't deserve this.

Hey, hey, I'll do better.

I'll do-- I'll do better.

I'll-I'll-I'll do everything.

I-I-I'll get the 740.

I'll do whatever you need me to do.

Just don't--

Please, just don't--

Don't-don't bring her here, please.

Please, please, please, please, please.

That's wonderful to hear.

Meet your quota tomorrow

and the penalty will go away.

We are pleased to present you

with an additional challenge

as a token of our appreciation

for your dedication to self-improvement.

We hope this challenge

will serve as further motivation

for you to continue pushing yourself

towards achieving your goals.

Thank you for your commitment

to self-improvement, Joe.





You gonna roast me?

Huh?

f*ck.

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Oh, sh*t.



Good morning, Joe.

Sleep well?

I've had better.

Remember until

we are challenged,

we don't really know what we can achieve.

Take advantage

of today's opportunity for growth.

Give it 110%.

Make this a productive day.











Mallard man, look at you now.

Hey, Joe.



Ooh.

You really, uh,

really outdid yourself this time.

Dusty, stankin', dirty-a*s f*cking jail.

Please, just, please,

just, just, just go, okay?

I'm so close.

So you consider this close?

You, you think that you're close?

Just, just go,

just please, please, please.

Let me finish.

Just let me finish my work, please.

Ah, there you go, Joe.

Believing that bullshit, hmm?

Mm-hmm, your entire life,

you've been telling yourself,

"Oh, you the man, Joe, and you can do it.

"You just gotta push yourself,

and they're gonna reward you someday."

The same bullshit.

Huh?

Has it worked for you?

Huh, Joe? Has it, has it

ever worked for you?

Just keep going.

You f*cked up.

You believed in something

that didn't believe in you.

And now look at you.

You're f*cked.

You should just quit.

Come on now. We know how this ends.

You can't win.

You won't win.

You won't f*ck' win!

You f*cked Kate over, left her all alone

with a baby

that you'll never f*cking meet!

- f*ck you. f*ck you.

- That's right.

Your son will grow up without a father.

- Not true.

- Maybe it's a good thing.

- I'm gonna be a father to my son.

- Just f*ck' stop.

I will be a father to my son.

Just f*ck' quit!

I will be a father to my son.

You won't win!

- Just quit!

- f*ck you. f*ck you.

- Just f*ck' quit!

- f*ck you, f*ck you.

Just stop!

f*ck you!





Just f*ck' quit!

Just f*ck' quit!



Joe, in successfully

accomplishing the designated quota,

you have effectively nullified

the previously imposed penalty.

It is our fervent hope that,

within the crucible of adversity,

you have unearthed newfound resilience.



That's right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah!

You won't break me.

Your improvement

in productivity is remarkable.

You should have great pride

in the work ethic you displayed today.

When do I go home?

You are well on your way.

All of us at Mallard believe in you.

Please accept a token of appreciation

for today's hard work.

What, another f*ck' pen?

No.

Motivation.

My God.

Congratulations, Dad.

No, no.

I didn't--

How could I miss this?

How long have I been here?

This moment

has been brought to you

by the friendly faces

at Mallard Kids Wear.

From the moment you're born,

Mallard is there.

No, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no. No, no.

Turn it back on.

Can I, can I see 'em again?

Please?

I'm a dad.

Oh, man, I'm a dad.





sh*t, man.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey!

Morning, neighbor.

I guess someone hit his quota.

Hey, man, f*ck you!

Oh, boy.

Woke up on the wrong side

of the dirt patch this morning, huh?

See, you think

everything a f*ck' joke?

Okay, I'm serious.

I need that information

on how Alex got outta here.

- Why?

- Look, okay?

I'm not trying to be an as*h*le.

Last night, they showed a video

of my wife, Kate,

having our son.

If you know anything,

please just let me know.

You know,

I have a family, too.

I-I have a son,

and he would be, um...

sh*t, I don't, I don't even know. Older?

I guess old enough to hate me.

But, uh, I got to hold my son

when he was born.

I got to watch him

take his first steps.

I heard him call me "dad."

That's the difference

between you and me, Joe.

And I just wish I could see him again.

Actually, maybe I don't.

Maybe what I actually hope

is that every day he wakes up

thinking about the father

who chose work over him.

Maybe I hope he knows

that I'm a f*cking as*h*le,

and I hope he grows up hating me enough

to be nothing like me.

And I don't want

that for you, man.

So, f*ck it.

On the opposite wall,

in that blind spot behind the pillar,

you'll know it when you see it.

Thank you.

Good luck, man.

I don't f*ck' see anything.

Hmm.



Oh, sh*t.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait a minute.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Okay, see past the pillar.



That g*dd*mn pen.

That motherfuckin' pen.





Oh, these cheap m*therf*ckers.

They didn't even patch this sh*t up.







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Tonight is the night.

What's the plan?

I don't-- I don't know.

I didn't know I was gonna get this far.

I guess I'm just gonna have to see.





Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.

sh*t.



- Oh, sh*t.

- Nighty night.



No.

No. No.

No.

f*ck!

No!

I thought you were growing, Joe.

But I can see that you still don't believe

the rules apply to you.

You have so much promise,

and there's been

a substantial investment made in you.

That's why we are offering you

another opportunity

despite your behavior last night.

You are so focused on your own interests

that you are missing the big picture.

Perhaps you would respond

to other incentives.

The f*ck else can you do?

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

The f*ck is this?

Hey, hey. Hey!

Ow, f*ck! Oh, God!

Oh, what the f*ck?

Your accomplice

has now been punished.

The quota for our entire workforce

has been raised

to 1,000 revolutions per day.

Your workday will begin in five minutes.

A thousand?

Good luck.

Impossible!

Oh, no. No. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

You-you okay?

I can't stand, man!

They broke my f*cking leg!

It's busted to sh*t! m*therf*cker.

Oh, sh*t. Look, I'm sorry, man.

I'm so sorry.

I can't do

a f*ck' 1,000, man.

I can't even do one.

I can't f*cking stand.

I'm so sorry, man.

I didn't-- I didn't mean to.

But you, but you, but you got to.

You can do this, man.

You got, you have no choice.

I can't, man.

It's f*cking over!

There aren't f*cking sick days here, man.

It's a zero-sum game. Trust me.

We aren't in charge in here.

The f*cking algorithms are.

They make all the f*cking decisions.

They built this place.

They run the whole f*cking system.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

We-we're controlled by a computer?

Oh, my God.

You wanna know the best part, Joe?

What?

I helped them build it.



I was in IT.

They wanted us

to get the f*cking numbers up,

so we built the algorithm.

It was a language and reasoning model

like no one had ever seen before.

It was the kind of sh*t

that nobody outside of Mallard

would even believe could exist.

And-and then guess what?

Our algorithm, it built its own algorithm,

which then built its own algorithm.

And we don't even know how

it f*cking works anymore.

But it got me promoted, so, yay.

Then I started to wonder

if that sh*t running

the world's most powerful

multinational corporation

was such a good idea.

I guess, I-I shouldn't have

wondered that out loud.

You can't reason with an equation, man.

It's just an algorithm.

It's just a computer.

Wait a minute.

A computer has to follow... the rules.

What the f*ck

are you talking about?

Look, this-this could be

a long shot, but,

if we don't work, right,

and a computer goes exactly by the rules,

like none of us work,

that means zero points

for anybody on the scoreboard.

No-nobody dies, right?

Uh, I mean, yeah.

I guess in, in theory,

if there's not a low man,

it could, I guess, exploit a vulnerability

in the programming language or something,

but-- but what--

Wait, what if that doesn't work?

What do we have to lose?

You have two minutes

before your workday begins.

Okay. Okay. Hey.

Shut the f*ck up, Joe.

Just-just hear me out real quick, okay?

Look, what they have us doing,

it's no end game to it.

There is no way we can beat this sh*t

by the system they got us working for.

Shut the f*ck up.

Pushing this big f*ck' stone, wooden--

I don't even know what the f*ck this is...

Shut the f*ck up!

...around for hours and hours of the day,

basically k*lling us one by one!

We're being controlled

by a f*ck' machine!

- f*ck the duck.

- Yeah! f*ck the duck!

We are people!

We're more than just numbers.

We're flesh and f*ck' blood.

And we could take this m*therf*cker out,

but we all gotta stick together, okay?

You have one minute

before your workday begins.

If we don't work,

we won't die!

Yeah!

Do you hear me?

If we don't work, we won't die!

We won't die!

We don't f*ck' work!

We don't die!

We don't f*ck' work!

We don't f*ck' work!

We don't f*ck' work!

We don't f*ck' work!

We don't f*ck' work!

We don't f*ck' work!

f*ck the duck!

We don't f*ck' work!

We're not f*ck' working!

We're not f*ck' working!

We don't f*ck' work!

We don't f*ck' work!

We don't f*ck' work!

We don't f*ck' work!

- We don't f*ck' work!

- We don't f*ck' work.

We don't f*ck' work!

We don't f*ck' work!

We don't f*ck'...

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but your family's future

doesn't have to be.

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Hey, Joe, you f*ck' as*h*le.

It worked.

I got out-engineered by a middle manager.



Joe, I'm afraid your understanding

of the rules is flawed.

To clarify, any employee

who records zero revolutions

will face immediate termination.

I'm not dying for you.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, who did that?

Hey.

Hey, stop it.

I'm not dying for you.

No, no, no, it's not about me, huh?

We-we gotta stick together.

Stop! Please, don't do this.

Don't let them win!

We... we won't die, okay?

They can't win if we stick together!

What the f*ck is wrong with y'all?

Stop!

f*ck!

We gotta stick together!

Stop it.

Stop it!

Stop it!

Stop!

Joe.

Come here.

Stop it. Stop. Stop, y'all.

Come on. Stop working.

You know what you have to do.

We agreed. Come on.



No.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, I can't do it. I can't do it, man.

- Joe.

- I-I-I can't.

- I can't.

- Joe, man, it's alright.

You tried. You--

You did good.

You're a good man.

JJ is a lucky kid.

You're gonna be such a good dad, Joe.

Now, do what you need to do

and get the f*ck out of here

so you can meet your son.



I'm sorry, man.







Hey.

Have you ever noticed

how beautiful this sky is at night?

Uh...

I had never noticed it before.

I could have been looking up

this whole f*ck' time.

I'm gonna die a clich, Joe.

No, you won't.

This is gon' baffle me forever,

so you gotta answer this question.

What is your name?

Uh... nope. Mm-mm.

Remember the rules?

- I don't do names.

- Enough of that bullshit.

Look, I know you

don't do names, but, come on.

You-you gotta tell me.

Alex.

Nah.

Alex, the name engraved--

You're, you're the Alex?

Yep.

Surprise!

Man, wh--

Why-why you ain't tell nobody?

I told you, man, I couldn't.

I got out of my cell.

I thought I was in the clear,

and then I just got tossed

right back in, just like you.

I thought maybe with you that,

I don't know,

it would be different.

I thought that I was just unlucky,

but turns out

maybe we're all f*cked, right?

There's no escape.

This is just some kinda loop,

an eternal recurrence,

a return to the very worst moment

of your life

over and over and over again.

The only regret I have is

that I never figured out a way

to burn this place down.

You should get some sleep, man.

You've gotta get back to it tomorrow.

Farewell, my friend.

Alright, f*ck,

just get me the f*ck outta here already.

Come on, you cancerous f*ck,

give me your best shot.

f*ck you!

Oh! Oh! Oh, f--

f*cking assholes!

f*ck Mallard!

Oh!

sh*t! Ohh!

Oh, my God.

Ow, sh*t!

Ow, f*ck!

This evening's termination

is brought to you by Mallard Trust,

where your aspirations

transcend the boundaries of time,

safeguarding prosperity for the future.





Good morning, Joe.

We understand that this is

a challenging time for you.

We want to offer our support by providing

a token of our commitment

to your growth and development.

We hope that this gesture

will serve as a reminder

to stay focused on your goals.

No, I couldn't be here that long.

f*ck you.

f*ck you.

f*ck you!

f*ck you!

You don't seem

to appreciate our gift.

f*ck you! You took everything from me!

You took everything from me! f*ck you!

This behavior is unacceptable.

I've done so much

for this f*ck' company.

I sacrificed so much,

and you took everything from me!

Everything!

f*ck this!

Damage to company property

will result in immediate termination.

I don't give a f*ck no more!

You are leaving us no option.

What the f*ck you gonna do?

You're a productive worker, Joe,

but you no longer fit

our corporate culture.

We regret to inform you

your services are no longer required.

Your employment will now be terminated.

Good!

Do it!

Good luck, Joe.



Hey.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, um...

Hey, hey, hey.

Who...?

What's going on, huh?

Can somebody tell me

what-what's-what's going on?

Hey, anybody?

Come on, come on. Talk to me. Come--

What's going on?

Please tell me what the f*ck is happenin'.

Why am I f*ck' here?

Huh?

Somebody say--

somebody talk to me, please.

Talk-talk to me.

Talk to me, please. What's going on?

Please talk to me. Talk-- Somebody--

Why the f*ck y'all not talking back?

What's going on?

Huh?

Who the f*ck runs this sh*t, huh?

Who's controlling

the f*ck' computer, huh?

Who's controlling the duck?

Talk to me!

What the f*ck is going on?

Huh?

Hiya, Joe.

Happy Mallard morning.



I love my job.

Every g*dd*mn part.

But there is nothing,

nothing I love more than a termination.



You meet the team?

Human resources.

Twelve witnesses to each termination.

Everything's documented.

After all,

we're a publicly traded company,

and everyone

is part of the Mallard family.

Now what is it with you management types?

I mean, Mallard has given

you the whole world,

but you still want more.

And, you know,

I have my annual review coming up.

Maybe Mallard will level me up.

They might even move me

to Mallard Crossings.

I hear there'll be a vacancy soon.

Yeah, 1431 Parkway Drive.

Wonderful family lives there,

little boy,

single mom.

Yeah.

She's a real piece of a*s.

sh*t, maybe she'll even stay.

Shut the f*ck up! f*cking...

Stay the f*ck away from my family.

Joe, the guard

has failed his task.

f*ck...

The penalty for which

is immediate termination.

In exchange for completing

this assignment,

your termination order will be revoked,

and you'll be promoted to level nine.

Then, you will find your purpose.

Come on, Joe.

Do it.

Do it, Joe.

Do it.

Do it.

- Do it, Joe.

- Joe.

Do it.

Joe.

Joe.



Mm-mm.

I'm not a monster.

I'm not a monster.

I'm not a f*ck' monster!

You are!

I'm not a monster!

And you're not gonna make me one.

You're all monsters!

Every last one of y'all!

You know somethin'?

I'm glad y'all are here.

I'm glad you're f*ck' here

'cause I want you to hear me

and hear me clearly.

I... f*ck'... quit!

Hiya, Joe.



Johnny, your HR partner.

You've just experienced

our advanced career training simulation.

It's okay.

The tech can leave you a little foggy.

It'll come back. I just came out myself.

Oh, nice.

Sorry, I missed lunch.

What am I thinking?

You missed lunch, too.

You want some of these chips, bro?

You volunteered for

our lunchtime improvement program.

You give us 60 minutes,

come back refreshed and ready

with a new appreciation

for your work at Mallard.

I know it feels like

you were in there for months.

Feels that way to me, too, believe me,

but, uh, it was only an hour.

It was all manufactured,

the space, the passage of time,

like a video game.

For example, your son,

he hasn't even been born yet.

And obviously, you didn't

smash my face in, right?

Yes, you were struggling

to break through the ranks

of middle management,

stuck at level eight.

But watching you in there,

Mallard realized something.

You weren't struggling

'cause you weren't good enough.

You're too good, you know.

Slow it down.

No, you just weren't being challenged,

so... we threw some challenges your way.

And look at this.

Boom, your productivity spiked.

Your leadership was off the charts,

uh, creativity, ingenuity,

that little coup you staged.

That's big stuff.

I mean, you showed a willingness to fight.

You're an outside-the-box thinker, Joe.

Leadership material.

Oh, and I know I said that Mallard

was watching you the whole time.

It's more like,

Mallard was inside your head.

Oh! Noon o'clock.

Time to check out your new office.

Come on, buddy.



The Mallard corporate ranks

are endless.

Most days, it feels like

you could keep climbing forever.

Now, this is us, floor 66, management.

Probably never been this high before, huh?

It's a lot to take in.

Yeah.

Somehow the-the air is,

I don't know, different up here.

It's... better, you know?

I know how it feels.

You give years to Mallard,

start having dreams at night

you're still at work.

Stock goes up, company gets bigger,

and you start to wonder,

"Does anyone here even know I'm alive?"

Well, I do.

Mallard does,

and now you're being rewarded.

Come on, this way.



Hey, Mallard.

Yes, Johnny?

Look who's here.

Welcome to

upper management, Joe.

We look forward

to your continued improvement.

Have a great day.

Isn't she the best?



You no longer fit

our corporate culture.

- Good luck, Joe.

- f*ck you!

Welcome to your new home.

We found this in your data

and loaded it up.

Thought we'd make

your home screen feel like home.

Your tablet is loaded up

with training videos.

You have till 7:00 p.m.

to watch your quota of 10 videos.

Cafeteria's open if you need to stay late.

Mallard makes a hell of a bologna.

I'll be sending over

your perk package, housing upgrade,

vehicle upgrade, bonus structure.

Oh, and one more thing.

Your standard NDA.

Discussing the nature

of Mallard's proprietary career training

will lead to an immediate termination.

Can't tell your coworkers, superiors,

underlings, mom, wife, priest, nobody.

We wouldn't wanna undermine

the effectiveness of the simulation.

Understood?

What am I saying?

Of course, you understand.

You're a Mallard man.

Sign right here.

Do it, Joe.

Took everything!



Congratulations, Joe.

Mallard truly is your company

for life.

Mallard,

call Kate.

Calling Kate Stevens.

A midday call?

Who died?

Joe?

Baby, are you there?

Um...

Babe.

Yeah, I'm here.

I-I just, um...

First of all, I just wanted

to hear your voice.

And, um,

call you and tell you I love you.

Ten years you've been at this job,

and you have never called me during work.

I just, um...

I don't know.

I just miss you.

I've, uh, had a-- I've had a very, um,

long and interesting day.

Oh, hold on, hold on.

Oh, my goodness, JJ's kicking.

He recognizes your voice.

Oh, that's so sweet.

Look, um, I'll be home late tonight.

I'm working a little late, okay?

Again?

This time it's-it's--

This time it's different.

Joe.

Can you, can you do me

a favor and-and, um,

put the, put the phone to your belly?

Hey, JJ.

Can't wait to meet you.

All right, baby, I'll call you--

I-I'll see you later.

I-I'll be home later, okay?

Okay. I love you.

Love you.

I will be a father to my son.

I will be a father to my son.

I will be a father to my son.

...your company for life.

I'm gonna burn

this m*therf*cker down.

We hope your journey

through tonight's feature presentation

has been both enjoyable and enlightening.

We trust you were stirred to evaluate

and conquer your personal quotas

today, tomorrow, and into the future.

Mallard, your company for life.