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02x05 - Ruby''s Panda Prize/Ruby''s Rollerskates/Ghost Bunny

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Max & Ruby". Aired: May 3, 2002 – present.*
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Follows two rabbits: Max, a rambunctious and achievement-determined three-year-old and his sister Ruby, a seldom-patient, goal-oriented and sometimes, annoyingly-restrictive seven-year-old.

02x05 - Ruby''s Panda Prize/Ruby''s Rollerskates/Ghost Bunny

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[Whimsical music]

(Man and woman) ♪ max and ruby. ♪

♪ Ruby and max. ♪

♪ Max and ruby. ♪

♪ Ruby and max. ♪

(Man) ♪ max and ruby. ♪

(Woman) ♪ ruby and her little brother, max. ♪

[Children giggling] ♪ max and ruby. ♪ ♪

[Water whooshing]

[Balloons squeaking]

Pop!

Winner!

We have another winner!

Yes!

I'll take that great, big panda bear, please.

Uh, roger,

Would you like to give this fine winner her prize?

Uh-huh.

[Gasps]

Thanks!

Uh-huh.

[Ruby gasps]

Oh, it's beautiful!

I just have to win one.

Jellyballs.

You ate all your jellyballs, max.

It's time to play some games and win some prizes.

Who wants to be the next to win

At mr. Piazza's balloon blammo?

Two, please.

Make that three, please.

Hi, valerie.

The first one to make their balloon

Go blammo wins.

Every bunny ready?

(All) ready.

Then start squirting!

[Water whooshing]

[Balloons squeaking]

Isn't this fun, max?

Max?

Super juicy jellyballs here.

Max?

Pop! [Bell dings]

[Gasps]

Yay!

Oh.

Yay!

Why did you leave the game, max?

Don't you want to win some prizes?

Jellyballs.

Max, there's a lot more to the fair than jellyballs.

Come on.

Let's play some games and win that giant panda bear.

Look what I won.

Oh, valerie, you're so lucky.

I'm gonna try and win one too.

Hmm, I think that's the last of the pandas,

Isn't it, roger?

Uh-huh.

Oh.

Hmm.

[Gasps]

Zing a ring at rosalinda's.

Come on, max.

Bye, mr. Piazza.

Bye, roger.

Bye.

Hello, ruby. Hi, max.

Hi, rosalinda.

This looks easy.

It is easy--

Until the bunnies duck, that is.

Duck?

[Squeaking]

Oh.

Hmm.

Jellyballs!

Max, you can eat jellyballs anytime.

Right now, I'm trying to win this game.

Jellyball.

[Sighs] oh.

Here, you try it, max.

Just get it over the bunny's ears.

[Chuckles]

Wrong bunny, max.

[Squeaking]

I can't believe it!

This must be my lucky day.

I'll take that giant panda, please,

So this one will have a friend.

Thanks!

[Sighs] oh.

Please tell me you have

Another giant panda, rosalinda.

Sorry, ruby.

[Gasps]

[Laughing heartily]

Dunk me in the tank for great prizes.

Come on, max.

Hello, max. Hello, ruby.

One, please, mrs. H.

Jellyballs!

All right, max,

You try.

Good throw, max, but not exactly on target.

My turn now, max.

Hi, ruby.

Hi, louise.

This looks like fun.

Here, you try.

Ding!

Whoa!

Splash!

(Ruby) great shot, louise.

I'll take that one, please.

Oh, that's a very popular prize today.

In fact, I think that was my last one.

Are you going to play more games, ruby?

I think I have some tickets left.

Jellyball.

[Sighs] oh.

All right, max.

It's only fair.

You should get the last ticket.

I just love my giant panda.

Me too.

Super juicy jellyballs here.

Max?

Where are you going?

Make a splat and win just like that.

Well, hello, max.

I was wondering when you'd get here.

Here are your jellyballs, max.

Now, load them up and let them fly!

Bloop, blop, bloop

Splat, splat, splat

[Siren whooping]

(Grandma) a perfect score!

You can pick any prize you like, max.

Here you go, max.

Hello, girls. Having fun?

Hi, grandma.

I didn't know you were here.

[Gasps] max!

Thank you, max!

How did you get this?

Jellyballs!

Ooh!

[Giggles]

Whir, whir, whir

Today's the day.

Grandma gave me new roller skates,

Safety pads, and a helmet.

I'm going to surprise her

By roller-skating all the way to her house.

What do you think about that, max?

Tow truck!

Sure, you can play with your tow truck, max.

Just make sure you keep the path clear

So I can roller-skate,

All right?

Tow truck!

Okay, max,

I'll go find your tow truck.

There's max's fire truck...

And his rock crusher dump truck,

And here's his rescue ranger emergency ambulance.

But where's his tow-a-ton tow truck?

No.

Oh, well,

One of these toys will have to do.

Vroom, room!

Vroom, vroom, room!

Vroom!

Rrrrr! Cshhh!

Here you go, max.

I brought you a box full of toys.

Tow truck!

No, I couldn't find your tow-a-ton tow truck,

But there's every other kind of car in this box.

See?

There's your rescue ranger emergency ambulance.

You can play with that while I practice roller-skating.

Grandma's going to be so surprised

When she sees me roller-skate up to her.

[Gasps] where's my other skate?

Tow truck.

Max, that's my roller skate,

Not a tow truck.

You can pretend one of your toys

Is a tow truck.

Find another one in your toy box, all right?

Now I can get down to some real practicing.

Whoa! Whoa!

I'm going to need a little more practice

Than I thought.

There.

Now, let's go!

[Gasps]

Max!

I can't roller-skate with all your toys in the way.

Tow truck.

[Sighs]

Max, your tow-a-ton tow truck isn't in the box,

And we need to keep the path clear.

Here, help me pick up your toys.

My jump rope!

How did that get mixed up with your cars?

I'll put it away later.

Tow truck!

Okay, max.

Maybe you left your tow-a-ton tow truck in the backyard.

I'll go look for it

While you finish putting all these toys back in the box,

All right?

Now, where did he put his tow truck?

Hmm.

It has to be around here somewhere.

Maybe his tow truck is in the sandbox.

No.

Hmm, then where?

Aha!

No tow truck here.

Aha!

His pedal power sports car!

He loves that even more than his tow truck.

Max, look!

I brought you your pedal power sports car.

You love your pedal car, don't you, max?

Tow truck!

You can have just as much fun

With your pedal power sports car

As you could have with your tow truck, max.

Now, I have to get some practice,

Or I'll never roller-skate all the way to grandma's.

Just make sure you stay out of my way,

All right, max?

Whir!

Tow truck.

Whoa!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

[Sighs]

Oh, no!

Well, one roll at a time.

Whoa.

Whoa-oh!

Thank you, bus stop.

You didn't know you were a roller skate stop too,

Did you?

Well, here goes.

Oh, no!

One more time.

Okay, this time, I'll push really hard.

Whoa-oooooh!

Whoo-oo!

Oof!

I'm going to roller-skate to grandma's,

And nothing is going to stop me.

Oh, no!

Max, please.

I'm trying to roller-skate to grandma's,

And I can't do it with you in the way.

Whoa-oh!

Can you move, please?

What are you doing with my jump rope?

Tow truck!

Whoa!

Max!

Grandma, grandma,

Look at me!

I'm roller-skating!

Ruby, how did you learn to roller-skate

So well?

Tow truck.

Now, make sure the marshmallows aren't too hot.

Just blow on them like this.

Phoo!

Or you can wave it around

And the air cool it.

Now, we take a graham cr*cker.

Put a piece of chocolate on it,

Add the marshmallow,

And squish it all between another graham cr*cker.

And what do you get?

(All) s'mores!

Mm-mmm!

Ooh!

Is it time to tell ghost stories yet?

Ghost?

Max!

Bunny scout leader

Said max can be out here with us.

But you can't stay up for ghost stories.

You'll be too scared.

Ghost.

Don't worry, max.

There won't be any real ghosts,

Just scary stories.

Come over here,

And we'll set up our sleeping bag.

That way, I can see you,

But you won't be scared by the stories.

Ghost!

No, max, there aren't any ghosts,

And I'll be right here with all the bunny scouts

The whole time.

Good night, max.

Come on, ruby.

We're gong to start telling ghost stories now.

Oh, good.

I hope it's really scary.

(Louise) but not too scary.

Sometimes being scared can be fun.

Ghost.

Max, you're supposed to be in your sleeping bag.

I'll be right back, everyone.

Come on, max.

Ghost.

Don't be frightened, max.

There aren't any ghosts around.

And to make sure you don't get scared,

Look what I brought--

Your red rubber elephant.

And to make sure he doesn't get scared,

I brought can't-sit-up slug.

And to make sure he doesn't get scared,

I brought your ear-splitter space cadet.

Now you've all got company.

A good bunny scout is always prepared.

Good night, max.

(Bunny scout leader) who'd like more s'mores?

(Ruby) me, please.

Me too.

Mm-mmm, yum.

All right, now,

Who has a good ghost story to tell?

I do, bunny scout leader.

I have a really scary ghost story.

Ooh, good.

How does it start?

Let's hear it!

Ghost!

Can you wait until I get back?

I have to take max back to his sleeping bag.

All right, bunny scout ruby.

We'll just have some more s'mores.

Oh, get it?

S'more s'mores.

[All giggling]

Did I hear you say you wanted some more s'mores?

Mmm.

Thank you.

Come on, max.

I know just what you need to help you go to sleep, max.

Here's a s'more.

That's a real bunny scout bedtime snack, max.

You'll be asleep in no time.

Slurp, slurp, slurp

Is everybody ready for my ghost story?

Oh, yes!

Yes, tell it!

Go right ahead, valerie.

(Valerie) this is the story of ghost bunny.

Ghost bunny is the biggest,

Most ferocious bunny you've ever seen.

You never know where ghost bunny

Is going to come from.

He's so big,

He can be in two places at once.

(All) ooh!

(Max) ghost!

[All gasp]

Max!

You shouldn't be here.

This is way too scary a story for you.

Can you just wait until I get max

Back into his sleeping bag

Before you go on with your story?

Okay.

But be careful you don't run into ghost bunny.

[Laughs nervously]

Don't worry, max.

She's just kidding.

There isn't really a ghost bunny.

Back into your sleeping bag, max.

Ghost.

There's no ghost, max.

Look.

I've got something else to help you get to sleep.

Here's your favorite bedtime book,

Good night, snoozy,

And a flashlight

So you can read bunny scout camping style.

Okay, max?

Thanks for waiting.

Where was i?

Oh, yes.

There's no escaping ghost bunny.

His ears are so big,

He can hear the tiniest sound

Right across town.

His nose is so sensitive,

He can smell his favorite food

From miles away.

And you know what his favorite food is?

What?

S'mores.

[All gasp]

Go on, bunny scout valerie.

Tell us more about ghost bunny.

Ghost bunny is so quiet,

You can't hear him coming--

Unless he makes a mistake and steps on a twig.

Snap!

(All) ghost bunny!

It might be max again.

I'll go check on him.

Phew.

At last, max is asleep.

Well, it wasn't max.

He's fast asleep in his sleeping bag.

But if max didn't make that crackling sound,

Who did?

Snap!

[All gasp]

W-w-what was that?

Maybe I'd better get max

Just in case it is ghost bunny.

Max?

Max.

[Gasps]

What happened to max?

[Gasping]

It's--it's--

(All) ghost bunny!

[Gasping]

(All) max.

(Ruby) max,

What are you doing?

Ghost bunny.