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03x07 - Max''s Fire Flies/Max & Ruby''s Fashion Show/Ruby''s Sing-a-long

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Max & Ruby". Aired: May 3, 2002 – present.*
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Follows two rabbits: Max, a rambunctious and achievement-determined three-year-old and his sister Ruby, a seldom-patient, goal-oriented and sometimes, annoyingly-restrictive seven-year-old.

03x07 - Max''s Fire Flies/Max & Ruby''s Fashion Show/Ruby''s Sing-a-long

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♪♪

♪ Max and ruby

♪ Ruby and max

♪ Max and ruby

♪ Ruby and max

Man: max and ruby.

Woman: ruby and her little brother max!

Kids: max and ruby! (Giggling)

Ruby: "max's fireflies"

Ruby: you're right on time, louise.

I was just about to plan

What we should take with us

When we go see the fireworks.

I love the holiday fireworks

In the park!

Me, too.

There's nothing more exciting

Than fireworks!

Wooosh! Kaboom!

Wooosh! Oooooh...

Kaboom!

Louise: awwwww...

Fireflies!

Ruby and louise: wooosh! Kabooom! Ooooh! Ahhhh!

Fireworks, max,

Not fireflies.

We're going to see fireworks.

Fireflies!

Ruby: you can look for bugs anytime, max,

But fireworks only come once a year.

We're supposed to be at grandma's

Before it gets dark,

So she can take us to the park.

We better get ready.

Bunny scouts are always prepared.

What do we have so far?

I've got my comfy camping blanket to sit on.

Good thinking!

How about something to drink

In case we get thirsty?

Great idea!

Let's go get my water bottle.

Wait here, max.

We'll be right back.

Fireflies!

♪♪

(Crickets chirp)

(Bushes rustle)

♪♪

Ruby: okay, we have water to drink,

In case we get thirsty,

And a comfy camping blanket to...

Wait!

Where's my comfy camping blanket!

It was here a minute ago.

Hmmm...

And so was max!

There he is!

Ruby: max!

We need my comfy camping blanket

For the fireworks.

Fireflies!

It's fireworks, max.

And we need this blanket to sit on

While we watch them.

We have to leave soon

Or all the best spots to watch the fireworks

Will be taken.

You're right, ruby.

It's almost dark.

They'll be starting soon.

Maybe we should bring a flashlight

So we can find our way in the dark.

(Gasp) I know!

We can use my star light- star bright flashlight

That grandma gave me for my birthday.

(Soft rustling of grass under max's feet)

(Water sloshes in bottle)

(Water splashes)

Fireflies!

Ruby: now, it's a lot darker.

Time to get to grandma's.

Star light, star bright,

First star I see tonight,

I wish I may, I wish I might...

See some fireworks tonight!

(Giggling)

We have all we need,

A flashlight, a blanket and...

Wait!

Where's my water bottle?

We left it right out here with...

Both: max!

Ruby: max,

Have you seen my water bottle?

Show me your hands, max.

Where else could it be?

It's too dark to find it now.

Come on, louise.

There's a spare one in the kitchen.

(Stomach growls)

Oh no! Do I hear thunder?

No, that's my tummy.

Then we better get a snack, too!

(Laughing)

Fireflies!

(Flashlight clicking on and off)

Fireflies!

(Flashlight clicking on and off)

Louise: bunny scout leader would be proud of us, ruby.

We're really prepared!

I know, louise.

We have snacks and a drink

And a blanket and...

(Gasp)

Where's your star light- star bright flashlight?

(Flashlight clicking on and off)

Both: max!

Ruby: max, we don't want to be late for the fireworks.

We're supposed to be at grandma's by now.

I see you, max.

That's my star light- star bright flashlight.

Fireflies!

You can look for bugs anytime, max.

But if we don't go to grandma's now,

We'll be too late.

Grandma: there you are.

Ruby: grandma!

I was wondering why you hadn't come over.

The fireworks are about to start.

Ruby: it look longer to get ready

Than we thought it would.

But look at all the gear we remembered to bring:

Tasty snacks and water to drink...

And a flashlight to see by...

And a comfy camping blanket to sit on.

How clever of you girls to think of everything,

Except...

(Crackling, popping)

Oh dear...

(Crackling, popping)

Ruby: what's that noise?

Grandma: it looks like we've missed the fireworks.

(Disappointed groans)

What's that you've got there, max?

Ruby and louise: (gasp)

Louise: wow!

Look how they light up the night.

They're beautiful, max.

What a show!

As I've always said,

Fireflies are nature's own...

Fireworks!

Ruby: "max and ruby's fashion show"

Is it okay if we play in the attic, grandma?

Grandma: of course, ruby.

It's just filled with all my old clothes.

Try on anything you like.

(Cheering)

Louise: oh...

Wow!

It's fantastic, ruby!

Ruby: I told you!

Louise: hi, max!

Are you going to play with us up here, too?

Pirate!

Ruby: max, I know this looks like

A pirate's treasure chest,

But it's even better!

Pirate!

(Giggles) max...

Oooooh!

Oh ruby!

Both: oh!

See, max?

It's filled with all of grandma's

Beautiful old dresses!

Louise: is that what you're going to dress up in, ruby?

(Gasp) louise, I have an idea.

Let's not play dress-up.

You don't want to play dress-up?

No, I want to play-

Pirate?

Fashion show!

Oh ruby, you have the best ideas!

What are you going to wear

For the fashion show?

I don't know, louise,

Let's see what's here.

As the famous fashion designer,

Ruby la rose,

I think this dress will be perfect on you

For our fashion show!

Oooh, it is perfect, miss la rose.

Oh...

As the famous fashion designer,

Louise lala,

I think this is the dress you must wear

For our fashion show.

Ooh-la-la! (Laughs)

I mean... Miss lala!

Our fashion show will be

The height of style!

Pirate.

Now we have to find a dress for max!

Louise: it shouldn't be too frilly.

Ruby: no, it has to be just right.

Come on, max,

You have to try this on!

Thanks, max.

Hmmm... It's a little long.

Not if we hold it up with this belt.

Ah, miss la rose,

You have such a flair for fashion.

Thank you, miss lala.

Both: perfect!

Now, what else do we need for our fashion show?

I know! We need shoes.

Of course!

Pirate!

Whoa! These shoes...

Are hard to walk in.

Fashion models have to learn

To walk in anything.

Louise: we're going to look divine

Wearing these shoes in our fashion show.

(Gasp) we need to find shoes for max.

Both: perfect!

Pirate.

Max, you don't need a spyglass.

You need high-style boots.

Stand still, max.

Both: (grunts of effort)

There!

They go perfectly with your dress, max.

They're very chic!

Our fashion show is going to be

The hit of the fashion season!

Uh uh uh!

We aren't done yet!

We need a few final touches.

Both: accessories!

Would you like a scarf, miss lala?

Oh yes, miss la rose!

And I think I need bracelets, too.

A wonderful choice.

Max, you're not ready yet.

Here, try these.

Both: perfect!

There's something missing...

I know!

No outfit is complete without...

A cute little hat!

Oooh, may I wear that one?

Of course!

How do I look?

Ruby: you look marvelous.

Try this on, miss la rose.

And how do I look?

Enchanting!

Ruby: max, you need a hat, too.

Here, max.

You look very dapper, max.

Miss lala,

I think we're ready for our fashion show!

I think so too, miss la rose!

Grandma, are you ready?

Our fashion show is about to begin!

A fashion show?!

Oh, okay.

I'll get ready, too.

(Giggles) this is so exciting!

Pirate.

And now, it's time for miss la rose and miss lala

To present their glamorous fashion show!

Arrr!

I'm ready!

Ruby: and now, for the height of fashion!

The lovely miss louise lala is the height of chic.

Beautiful!

Arrr!

Louise: and now, the gorgeous ruby la rose

In a stunning dress with gloves,

A necklace and a magnificent hat!

(Gasp) stunning!

Arrr!

And now for our final fashion model...

The very handsome, the very fashionable,

Monsieur max!

Arrr!

Both: (gasp)

Wonderful! Wonderful!

What an entrance!

But there's one thing missing.

What, grandma?

This parrot!

Everyone knows,

Without a parrot on your shoulder,

You just can't be a very fashionable-

Pirate!

Arrr!

Ruby: "ruby's sing along"

Ruby: and one, and two...

(Piano plays)

There.

My fingers are all exercised

And ready to play.

There you are, max.

I've got to practice

For the east bunnyhop talent show.

Louise always plays her violin,

And valerie plays her recorder,

And this year,

Martha says she plans to belly dance!

Err...

Or maybe it was ballet dance.

Anyway, I want to play the piano and sing...

At the same time.

That takes practice.

Do you want to be in the talent show, too, max?

What do you want to do?

Sing!

Sing?

What song?

I know what you mean.

I can't decide on a song, either.

It has to be just right!

Now let me see...

Hmm...

Maybe this one.

Uh-huh.

Perfect.

And a-one and two... (Plays piano)

Toy puppy: (barking)

Huh?

Max, you need to find a quiet toy to play with,

While I practice piano, okay?

(Barking)

Ruby: and yappy puppy

Is definitely not a quiet toy.

What do you think of this song

For the talent show, max?

And a-one and two...

♪ Twinkle, twinkle

♪ Little star ♪

♪ How I wonder what you are ♪

♪ Up above the world so high... ♪

Yappy puppy: (barking)

Max, do you have to play with yappy puppy right now?

(Barking)

Sing!

Well, yappy puppy sure does yap,

But I wouldn't exactly call it singing.

This really isn't a time

For noisy toys, max.

I need to practice.

Then, after I find my song,

We'll try and find one for you to sing.

Okay, I think I'll try this one again...

Without yappy puppy.

(Clears throat)

♪ Mi-mi-mi-mi...

♪ Twinkle, twinkle

♪ Little star

♪ How I wonder what you are... ♪

♪ Up above the world so high ♪

♪ Like a diam-

Quacking duck: (quacks)

Max!

(Quacking)

I need to practice,

And it's hard to practice with all that noise.

Sing!

Ducks don't sing, max, they quack.

And that is definitely not the same thing.

I really need your help with this, max.

If I don't find the right song soon,

I won't have time to practice it

For the talent show.

(Sighs)

That song just isn't right, anyway.

It's too... Sleepy-time.

Let me see what else is here.

Here's one.

"Mary had a little lamb."

You like this one,

Don't you, max?

(Giggles) I know!

I'll change it to "ruby had a little lamb".

(Clears throat)

People like songs better

When you make them more personal.

And a-one and two...

♪ Ruby had a little lamb

♪ Little lamb, little lamb ♪

♪ Ruby had a little lamb

♪ Its fleece was white as snow ♪

Rolly polly pig: (oinks)

(Random piano keys clink as rolly polly pig oinks)

(Oinks)

Sing!

Max!

This isn't "ruby had a little pig".

Let's put rolly polly pig

Back in the toy wagon, okay?

(Clears throat)

Now where was i?

Oh, right.

"Ruby had a little lamb."

(Giggles) I just love that title.

♪ Ruby had a little lamb

♪ Little lamb, little lamb ♪

♪ Ruby had a little lamb

♪ Its fleece was white as snow ♪

♪ Everywhere that ruby went

♪ Ruby went, ruby went ♪

♪ Everywhere that ruby went

♪ The lamb was sure to go

♪ It followed her to school one day ♪

♪ School one day, school one day... ♪

(Oinks)

(Quack)

(Oinking, quacking and barking)

Too noisy!

(Barking, oinking and quacking)

Sing!

How can I work out my talent show song

With a yap-yap here,

And a quack-quack there,

And an oink-oink everywhere?!

(Gasp) that's it!

I know exactly what song

I can do for the show.

And you can be in it, too, max.

We can even put our names in it.

Sing!

Max, you get your toys together

And wind them all up, okay?

And I'll find the music for the song.

I know it's here somewhere.

What are you going to do

For the talent show, valerie?

I'm playing "twinkle, twinkle, little star"

On the recorder.

Hmm...

Don't you think that one's a little too...

Sleepy-time?

Not the way I play it!

I wonder what ruby's going to do?

Ruby: ♪ max and ruby had a farm

♪ Ee-i-ee-i-o

♪ And on their farm they had a puppy ♪

♪ Ee-i-ee-i-o

♪ With a (bark, bark) here ♪

♪ And a (bark, bark) there

♪ Here a (bark), there a (bark) ♪

♪ Everywhere a (bark, bark)

Ruby: ♪ max and ruby had a farm

♪ Ee-i-ee-i-o

♪ And on their farm they had a duck ♪

♪ Ee-i-ee-i-o

♪ With a (quack, quack) here ♪

♪ And a (quack, quack) there

♪ Here a (quack), there a (quack) ♪

♪ Everywhere a (quack, quack)

Ruby: ♪ max and ruby had a farm

♪ Ee-i-ee-i-o

♪ And on their farm they had a pig ♪

♪ Ee-i-ee-i-o

♪ With an (oink, oink) here

♪ And an (oink, oink) there

♪ Here an (oink), there an (oink) ♪

♪ Everywhere an (oink, oink)

♪ Max and ruby had a farm

♪ Ee-i-ee-i-o!

(Quacks)

(Oinks)

(Barks)

(Laughing)

(Claps)

(Applause)

Duck: (quacks)

What do you think of our song

For the talent show?

It's great!

Valerie: I didn't know you and max

Were going to do a duet!

I didn't know either,

But that was before max showed me

How well his animals can...

Sing!

Toys: (oinking, quacking and barking)