03x14 - Max''s Rocket Racer/Max''s Candy Apple/Max''s Blast Off!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Max & Ruby". Aired: May 3, 2002 – present.*
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Follows two rabbits: Max, a rambunctious and achievement-determined three-year-old and his sister Ruby, a seldom-patient, goal-oriented and sometimes, annoyingly-restrictive seven-year-old.
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03x14 - Max''s Rocket Racer/Max''s Candy Apple/Max''s Blast Off!

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♪♪

♪ Max and ruby

♪ Ruby and max

♪ Max and ruby

♪ Ruby and max

Man: max and ruby.

Woman: ruby and her little brother max!

Kids: max and ruby! (Giggling)

Ruby: "max's rocket racer"

♪♪

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(Ball clanks on the jar)

Ruby: isn't this fun, max?

The east bunny hop summer fair

Is the most exciting day of year -

After my birthday!

Louise!

(Giggles)

Hi ruby!

Hello max!

Isn't this exciting?!

Ruby: that's just what I said!

There's so much to do,

I don't know where to start.

Rosalinda's ring toss?

(Toys whir)

Mr. Huffington's magic show?!

Abracadabra, alacazam, presto!

(Audience applauds)

Ruby: candy's corner or...

Oooh!

Max?

(Racers whir)

(Finish-line bells ring)

Mr. Piazza's rocket racers look like fun,

Don't they, max?

Both: huh?

Wait!

Ruby: look max.

You're below the line.

You have to be taller than this line

To go on the ride.

It looks like you're too small

To race rockets.

Louise: too bad you can't magically grow taller.

Ruby: don't worry, max.

There are lots of other fun things

To do at the fair.

Taller!

Ruby: sorry, max.

You're not taller, you're smaller!

There you go, max.

Eat your cotton candy

While louise and I decide where to go next.

(Licks candy)

(Racers power up, whir and beep)

(Gasps)

Let's try to win a prize

At rosalinda's ring toss!

Great idea.

Rosalinda has the best prizes!

Come on, max.

Max?

(Racers whir and beep)

Taller.

Where do you think you're going, max?

Taller!

You're not taller, you're smaller.

Sorry, max.

Come on, we'll have lots of fun

At rosalinda's ring toss.

(Toys whir and click)

Ruby: great sh*t, louise.

You nearly got it that time.

Thanks, ruby.

What are you aiming for?

Hmm...

I can't decide between the ever-so-lovely

Lavender perfume,

And the platform cinderella slippers.

Louise: the slippers are a harder sh*t,

Because they're farther away,

But they're worth it.

Okay...

Here I go!

(Ring clinks)

Rosalinda: almost!

Who wants to try again?

Ruby and lousie: me please!

(Rings clink)

Ring toss is harder than I thought!

(Rings clink)

Maybe max would like to try to win a prize?

There are some easy sh*ts

At the front, max.

(Giggles) after all,

What would you do with cinderella slippers!

(Ring swirls in the air)

(Winner bell sounds)

(Gasps)

You won, max!

Good sh*t! Well done!

Here's your prize.

Although you might like to trade it

For something else.

Louise: how about this rabbit racer?

Max likes to race.

Don't you, max?

Max?

Max: taller!

Ruby: where do you think you're going?

Taller!

Come on, max.

See, max.

You're not taller you're smaller.

Don't worry.

There are lots of other fun things

To do here at the fair!

Mr. Huffington: as you can see,

There is nothing in my hat.

I say the magic words,

Abracadabra, alacazam...

Presto!

(Applause)

Wow!

(Racers whir)

Ruby: isn't mr. Huffington's magic hat fun, max?

Mr. Huffington: for my next trick I need a volunteer

From the audience.

Thank you, max.

Yay, max!

Yay!

(Applause)

First I need you to put on the magic hat.

Then I need you to stand behind my magic curtain.

I say the magic words,

Abracadabra, alacazam...

Presto!

(Gasps)

Max has disappeared!

(Laughs)

Don't be alarmed!

All I need to do to bring him back

Is to close the curtain.

Say the magic words.

Abracadabra, alacazam...

Presto!

Ruby and lousie: (huge gasp)

I can't understand it!

Where's max?

And where's my hat!

I think I know.

Come on!

Taller!

Ruby: max!

Even mr. Huffington's magic hat

Can't make you magically taller.

Mr. Piazza: hi there,

Good to see you, max.

Hey, why didn't you come by

My rocket racer ride sooner?

Max has been trying to go on your ride all day,

Mr. Piazza!

We keep telling him he's under the line!

Ruby: and you know what that means,

Don't you, max?

Yes!

You get to ride in my one of a kind,

Mile-a-minute,

Mini-rocket racer!

It's specially designed for bunnies

Who can go under the line.

Louise: just like max!

Wow!

Max gets a one of a kind,

Extra special ride,

Not because he's taller

But because he's...

Smaller!

(Mini-racer whirs)

Ruby: "max and morris blast off!"

Ruby: perfect!

Bunny scout leader is going to be very impressed

At how we've set up the backyard.

It's soooo exciting

To be hosting our very own bunny scout meeting.

Ruby: especially an extra special one

Like this.

Bunny scout leader is going to love

All the decorations we're putting up

For her birthday.

Even the balloons are bunny scout maroon.

(Giggles)

Oops!

Both: (laugh)

Max: vroom! Vroom!

(Balloon swirls through the air)

Ruby and louise: (laugh)

(Toys clatter)

Rocket!

Zoom!

Max!

The bunny scouts are coming over

For a special meeting today,

And we need everything bunny scout neat, okay?

Rocket!

Sorry, max.

Rockets and bunny scout meetings

Do not go together.

Rocket!

Zoom!

(Rocket base bleeps)

(Rocket whirs)

(Rocket blasts off)

(Pop!)

Ruby and louise: (gasp)

Rocket!

Zoom!

What was that?!

I think I know.

(Chuckling) very funny.

But max,

This is a very special meeting for us.

It's especially special for bunny scout leader.

It's her birthday!

So, let's put the toys away,

Okay, max?

And we'll go get the yummy bunny

Carrot cupcakes.

Right, louise?

Right, ruby.

Both: (giggle)

(Tired breath) rocket!

Rocket.

Zoom!

(Rocket base bleeps) (rocket whirs)

Louise: mmm! Ruby,

These honey bunny carrot cupcakes

Smell delicious!

Ruby: thanks.

Grandma helped me.

Louise and ruby: oh!

(Rocket soars)

(Engine sputters)

Ruby and louise: (sigh)

Zoom!

Ruby: max,

What are you doing?

Rocket!

I know you love your rocket toys,

But we really need your help now,

Okay?

Bunny scout leader and all the bunny scouts

Are going to be here any minute

And we want everything to be just right,

Right, ruby?

Right, louise!

Ruby: good thing grandma and I made an extra large batch

Of yummy bunny carrot cupcakes.

(Half laughing) I'll go get more.

Louise: and I'll put up more decorations.

Ohhh!

(Toys clatter)

Rocket!

Zoom!

(Rocket base bleeps) (rocket whirs)

(Blasts off)

Ooh!

(Gasps)

Ahhh!

Ohh!

(Engine sputters)

(Hums happily)

(Gasps)

Oh, louise!

It's beautiful?!

How did you get all those decorations up so fast?

I had a little help from max and zoom zoom!

I don't know how you did it,

But thanks, max!

Now it's almost bunny scout meeting time,

So can you please finish putting your toys

In the house?

Bunny scout leader is going to be so happy

When she sees how we've decorated the yard

For her.

Come on, louise.

Let's hurry and finish setting up.

(Rocket clanks)

Rocket.

Zoom.

Well, that should do it.

Ruby: but I can't help thinking

There's something missing.

Something that would make our meeting

Really special.

No time for that, ruby.

Look!

Computer voice: five... Four...

Three... Two...

One.

Hello, ruby. Hi, louise.

Both: happy birthday, bunny scout leader!

(Rocket whirs and soars)

Huh?

Bunny scouts: (gasps)

Oh dear.

(Soaring through the air)

(Rockets whir)

So much excitement. (Cheering)

(Streamers rustle)

(Rockets whir)

Both: (in awe) ooh! Wow!

Uh oh.

(Chuckles) well!

I have to say,

I've never had a birthday surprise

Quite like this!

Thank you, girls.

Both: (laugh)

You're welcome, bunny scout leader.

But we had a little help from...

Rockets!

Zoom!

All: (laugh) yay!

(Twinkling)

Ruby: "max's candy apple"

(Water splashes)

(Balloons stretch)

(Balloon pops)

Ruby: I just love the east bunnyhop fall fair,

Don't you, max?

We'll have so much fun!

There are games to play,

And yummy things to eat,

And races to compete in!

And you know what, max?

If we try our very best

In all the races,

Maybe we'll win a prize.

Wouldn't that be great?

Candy apple!

Ruby: yes, max.

Candi makes the best candy apples anywhere,

And we'll have one later,

As soon as the races are over.

Bunny boys and bunny girls,

It's time for the east bunnyhop

Egg and spoon race!

I love the egg and spoon race!

Come on, max!

Candy apple!

Ruby: we can have a candy apple later.

Now it's time for the egg and spoon race.

Do you know how it works?

Here's what you do.

You put the egg in the teaspoon.

Then run as fast as you can to the finish line

Without dropping the egg.

(Gasps) whoa!

Ooh-ooh!

It isn't easy.

Here, max, you try.

Keep your eyes on the egg!

Hi roger!

Hi.

Mr. Huffington: is everybunny ready?

Bunnies: ready!

Remember, max.

Keep your eyes on the egg,

And make sure you don't drop it.

One your marks...

Get set...

(Blows whistle)

Bunnies: whoa! Oh! Steady... Steady!

I almost dropped it!

Oops! (Giggles)

Isn't this fun, max?

Max?

(Egg cracks)

Max: candy apple!

Max!

Whoa!

Oh no!

(Gasps)

Valerie: yay!

And the winner is...

Valerie!

Max...

I thought you were going to run

The egg and spoon race with me?

Candy apple!

Mr. Huffington: bunny girls and bunny boys!

It's time for the east bunnyhop

Sack race!

The sack race!

I love the sack race!

Have you ever run in a sack race, max?

It's loads of fun.

You just step into the sack

And hold it up like this,

And then you hop, hop,

Hop, hop, like this!

You try, max.

You've got it!

When mr. Huffington says "go"

You hop as fast as you can

To the finish line.

Now let's win this race!

On your marks...

Get set...

(Blows whistle)

Hop! Hop! Hop!

How are you doing max?

Max?

Candy apple!

Whoa! Ohh!

Max, I thought you were

Going to run the sack race with me?

Candy apple!

We'll have a candy apple

After the races are over,

Okay, max?

And the winner is...

Roger!

Bunnies: yay! (Applause)

Roger: uh huh!

And now it's time

For everybunny's favourite...

The bunny belly balloon race!

The bunny belly balloon race!

Wait till you see this one, max!

We put this balloon between our bellies

And we have to hold it there

All the way to the finish line.

Get it, max?

Now remember,

We have to stick together.

On your marks...

Get set...

(Blows whistle)

Bunnies: (giggle and laugh)

Yay! (Laughter)

Whoa! This way!

Valerie: careful! (Gasps)

We're losing it!

Stay with me, max!

Stay with me!

Candy apple!

(Gasps)

Oh, max.

Max!

Candy apple!

I know you want a candy apple.

And we'll have one,

Right after we finish a race.

Mr. Huffington: and the winners are...

Louise and roger!

And now, bunny boys and bunny girls,

It's time for the last race!

It's our last chance.

Mr. Huffington: everybunny, pick your partner

For the east bunnyhop

Super-duper three-legged race!

Max,

This time we're going to make it

To the finish line.

You know how I know?

Because we're going to be tied together

For the three-legged race.

Now wherever I go,

You have to go!

Step together with me, max.

That's right.

Now a little faster.

Good!

Okay, we're ready to race!

See the finish line on the other side

Of the playground, max?

We need to race straight there,

As fast as we can. Okay?

On your marks...

Get set...

(Blows whistle)

Bunnies: (laugh) yay!

This way, max!

Come on!

Candy apple.

Ruby: whoa!

Max! What are you doing?!

We should be going this way!

Whoa!

Whoaoa!

Max!

(Blows whistle)

I've never seen anything like it!

That's the fastest time

Anybunny has ever done the east bunnyhop

Super-duper three-legged race.

Ruby: what?

It's an obstacle course?

The winners of the east bunnyhop

Super-duper three legged race...

Are max and ruby!

And their super-duper prize is...

Candi's world famous...

Candy apple!

(Licking)
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