(whimsical orchestral music)
- [Man On TV] All right, fellas,
I thought we went
through this already.
(metal clanking)
- [Mrs. Colby] Is
that the mail, Andy?
(monster growling on TV)
Andy?
Come here and bring me the mail.
(monsters growling on TV)
- [Monster] Silence!
- Please don't
touch that, honey.
- Why do you have
wear makeup for?
- Because.
- Because why?
- Because I'm going
on a job interview
and I need to look
the best I can.
- What's an interview?
- Will you do Mommy
a great big favor
and go get me the mail?
Bonnie, go.
(Bonnie sighing)
(men shouting on TV)
- It's my turn to
sit in the chair.
- Go away.
- It's my turn.
- Leave me alone,
you stupid copycat.
- Mommy, Andy's sneaking out!
- I am not.
- [Mrs. Colby] Andrew Colby,
you come here right this minute!
- You could grow up
to be a bad lady.
- [Mrs. Colby] I thought I
asked you to bring me the mail.
- I forgot.
- [Mrs. Colby] Well,
you'd better start
remembering things right now.
Honey, we need this job
and I want you to take care
of your sister while I'm gone.
- But Luke got laser tag,
and he asked me to be the
first one to play with him.
- [Mrs. Colby] I want you
to babysit your sister
while I go on this interview.
I don't think that's
asking too much.
- But he's waitin'
for me to come over.
- Andy, no.
Now look, I'm gonna make
you both some sandwiches
and then I'm leaving.
I expect you to be
nice to your sister.
It won't hurt you to spend
some quality time with her.
- Oh, Mom, give me a break!
- Oh, come on.
You can play a game
or you could watch TV.
- Mom?
- Yes.
- Can I rent a movie for
us to watch together?
- Andy, I've got to
leave in 15 minutes.
- I can make it.
I'll ride my bike.
Please?
- (Sighs) all right,
just don't get anything
too scary for Bonnie.
- Don't worry.
(whimsical orchestral music)
(tire skidding)
- [Man] Hey!
(whimsical orchestral music)
- [Clerk] That tape
doesn't belong here.
That's not for children.
- Where's Mr. Edwards?
- On vacation.
I'm watching the
store while he's gone.
Can I help?
- Well, I'm lookin' for
somethin' for my sister,
but she's seen all these.
Do you have any thing new?
Please, mister,
I'm in a big hurry.
- All the children's tapes
we have are in this section.
(eerie music)
- What's that one?
- Which one?
- [Andy] Wait, wait,
that one, right there.
(eerie music)
The Incredible Video Adventure.
Sounds good, I know
she hasn't seen it.
- I don't know if your sister's
old enough for this tape.
- Don't worry, I'll be there.
- You'll have to be
very careful with it.
There's only one tape like
this in the entire world.
- Please, mister, I promise,
I'll bring it back first
thing in the morning.
- Well, all right.
(eerie music)
There is something
you must remember.
Never let go of
the remote control.
(paper rustling)
- Thanks, mister.
- And Andrew,
don't sit too close.
(eerie music)
(water bubbling)
- Don't play with
your food, Bonnie.
(heavy footsteps falling)
- I'm back.
- What took you so long?
Oh, never mind.
Look, I have to go right now.
Your lunch is on the table.
Don't forget to clean your
plate when you're finished.
And, um, I'll be
back at 5:30, okay?
(kiss smacking)
Bye, sweetie.
- Bye.
- Oh, and Andy, be
nice to your sister.
(whimsical orchestral music)
(water bubbling)
- That's disgusting.
- You do it.
- Do not.
- Do too.
Do too.
- Hey, you wanna watch a video?
This is a new one.
They just got it in.
- You gonna?
- Yeah, sure, come on.
Come on.
(video tape rattling)
You ready?
- Uh-huh.
- All right.
(heroic orchestral music)
- [Narrator] Long ago,
in a land far away,
there lived a man who could
make dreams come true.
(thunder crashing)
And he did--
(phone ringing)
because he was a wonderful
wizard with magical powers.
But sometimes, ...
- Hello?
I'm coming, I had to do
something for my mom.
- [Narrator] Pull
rabbits out of hats
and sawing ladies in two.
People traveled
from distant towns
so he could make their
dreams come true.
(static hissing)
- Come on down, Bonnie Colby.
Come on down and let Lord Chroma
make your dreams
come true for you.
You know, whether
it's an old dream
or whether it's a
spanking new dream,
Lord Chroma can make
it all happen for you.
- It's just gonna take a
few more minutes, okay?
He's such a klutz,
he'll probably break it.
You gotta let me be first.
- Bonnie, Bonnie.
Come here.
- You promised.
- [Lord Chroma] I want
to show you something.
- [Andy] You promised
you'd wait for me.
Yes, something wonderful,
something you've
never seen before.
Isn't that wonderful, hmm?
Would you like to have one?
You can, yes.
(eerie music)
(electronic humming)
- I'll be there in 10
minutes, don't worry.
(Bonnie screaming)
(ominous music)
Luke, hold on a second.
(phone clacks)
Bonnie, what's goin' on?
- It's 257 to you.
Do you know how long I've
been looking for that color?
(tense music)
It's perfect in my dining room.
And to think I found it in
your beautiful eyes, hmm, hmm?
I used to have 39,998 colors.
- Bonnie,
I know you're hiding someplace.
- [Lord Chroma]
Now I have 39,999.
- Hey, we can go out
and get some ice cream.
- [Bonnie] Let go, let me go!
- Bonnie?
- [Bonnie] Andy,
help me, help me!
- Darn it, Bonnie.
You're gonna get
me in big trouble.
(videotape rewinding)
- Now I have 39,999.
- Let go, let me go,
let me go!
- Bonnie, this isn't funny.
(videotape rewinding)
- Isn't that wonderful, hmm?
Would you like to have one?
You can.
Just come here.
Come up to the screen, yes.
(tense music)
(electronic humming)
It's 257 to you.
Do you know how long I've
been looking for that color?
(video rewinding)
(electronic humming)
(tense music)
- Bonnie?
Can you hear me?
(tense music)
(creaking)
(electronic buzzing)
(tense music)
Weird.
This is rad.
(Andy yelling)
(wind blowing)
Bonnie?
(electronic humming)
Bonnie?
(eerie music)
(electronic trilling)
- Andy, help me!
Andy, Andy!
Andy,
(static hissing)
help me!
Andy!
(static hissing)
Andy, help me!
(static hissing)
(electronic thwack)
- Guards, guards!
I just don't know what it is.
You can't get decent
help any more.
Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
You're coming with me.
(Lord Chroma laughing)
(Bonnie screaming)
(whimsical orchestral music)
(electronic trilling)
(eerie music)
(wind blowing)
- [Andy] Bonnie!
- [Space Raider] You wanna do
something about Robot Nine?
- Bonnie?
- They just tried
to load Robot 18.
(electric trilling)
(men shouting)
- [Man On Loudspeaker] Security
breach, security breach!
(exciting music)
(laser g*ns firing)
- [Man On Loudspeaker]
This is an emergency!'
- Wow, it's just like Star Wars!
(laser g*ns firing)
(man shouting)
(laser g*ns firing)
- [Man on Loudspeaker]
Squad Nine to Depot Three,
get to cargo bay 17,
this is an emergency!
Squad Nine to Depot
Three, security breach!
Depot Three, this is--
(laser g*ns firing)
(electronic warbling)
(laser g*ns firing)
(heroic music)
(laser g*ns firing)
(man groaning)
(laser g*ns firing)
- Jess, we're covering you.
Let's get the ship
and get outta here.
(laser g*ns firing)
(man groaning)
(man sighing)
(laser g*ns firing)
(man groaning in pain)
(laser g*ns firing)
(g*n c*ck)
(g*n firing)
(man groaning)
(tense music)
(metal clanking)
(laser g*ns firing)
(metal creaking)
(laser g*ns firing)
(metal clanking)
(footsteps running)
(laser g*ns firing)
(tense music)
- [Man] I'll take care of
him when we get him up.
You get this crate moving.
- [Man on Loudspeaker]
They're stealing ship 17.
Get all security
forces to Depot Three.
This is full priority!
All security forces, all
assignments are superceded.
All security forces
to Depot Three.
Defend ship 17.
(control buttons clicking)
Depot Three, security
breach, Depot Three.
This is an emergency.
- Back to our ship.
They know where to
link up with us.
(adventurous music)
(metal crashing)
(laser g*ns firing)
(engines roaring)
(tense music)
- Full thrust.
Program for sector 309.
(adventurous music)
(engines roaring)
(tense music)
- [Hawk] We got the
cargo ship away clear.
- Let's catch up to 'em.
(engines roaring)
(tense music)
(control buttons clicking)
(adventurous music)
Is Jess hanging on?
- [Hawk] He's bleeding
all over the place.
- [Man In Black Jacket]
As bad as you were
that time on Cygnus Four?
- [Hawk] Worse.
- [Man In Black Jacket]
I held you together,
just get him on board.
- [Hawk] Used to be you
could steal something
without gettin'
your head blown off.
- [Man In Black Jacket]
If we unload that ship,
we'll never have to
steal anything again.
Where's that medical kit?
- I don't know, I saw
it here the other day.
- [Man In Black
Jacket] Well, find it.
(Jess groaning)
(air hissing)
(paper rustling)
- Remind me to talk to you
when you're done with this.
I've been having
these headaches.
- I don't do headaches.
I just do stuff that bleeds.
(Jess groans)
(sinister music)
More oxygen, more oxygen!
(Jess groans)
- We're losing him.
(mechanical humming)
- Breathe, breathe!
You never could follow
orders, breathe!
(mechanical humming)
(mask clacking)
At least he didn't
die for nothing.
We got the ship.
- The ship's empty.
- Not quite empty.
- Hi.
I'm tryin' to find my sister.
(electronic trilling)
- [Bonnie] Let me go!
(whimsical orchestral music)
Stop, stop!
- Quiet, child.
Look at my castle.
Red and yellow, blue and green
and every color in between,
all the colors of
a childhood dream.
To possess them all,
that is my scheme.
(electronic trilling)
(somber music)
(door shutting)
(somber music)
(suspenseful music)
- I want those
thieves destroyed.
No one steals my ship and lives.
(suspenseful music)
(engines roaring)
- [Woman] Zadar's
spiders are coming in!
- [Man] Get outta my seat!
(adventurous music)
- We can take it.
- Sure, there's only two
of them and six of us.
- Five!
(adventurous music)
(laser missiles firing)
(adventurous music)
(laser missiles firing)
(engines roaring)
(adventurous music)
- Hit it!
(engines roaring)
(laser missiles firing)
(ship exploding)
(laser missiles firing)
(adventurous music)
(ship exploding)
- The plasma module's hit.
- Well, get the auxiliary.
(laser missiles firing)
I thought you fixed it.
- It'll kick in.
- Three o'clock.
(laser missiles firing)
- [Man In Vest] Aw,
it's not kickin' in!
- Keep firing!
I've got a plan.
- What, do you think
I'm going on vacation?
- Keep my seat warm.
(heroic music)
(laser missiles firing)
(ship exploding)
- Reminds me of a
girl I once dated.
I think it was on
Epsilon Iridani.
Just couldn't quite
get to her (groans).
Zadar will get us for sure
if we can't make the
jump to hyperspace.
- I can do it.
- You wanna give it a try?
- Sure!
- Help us out and we'll
try to find your sister.
(suspenseful music)
(electronic hissing)
That's the problem,
that connector's loose.
- [Man In Vest] Don't
let it touch him.
- [Captain] We'll
get you something.
Get him a pair of gloves.
- Gloves.
You know, while we're
fightin' for our lives here,
there are guys
sleepin' in warm beds,
guys eatin' gourmet meals.
- You wouldn't know a gourmet
meal if you sat on it.
- There's another one coming in.
(laser missiles firing)
- Laser three's out.
(ominous music)
(laser missiles firing)
- Watch yourself.
What's his name?
I don't know.
What's your name?
- Andy.
- Watch yourself, kiddo.
(metal clanking)
(tense music)
(laser missiles firing)
(ship exploding)
Shove that connector back!
(suspenseful music)
(laser missiles firing)
(ship exploding)
(Andy groans)
- Get us outta here!
- We still haven't
got any power.
(laser missiles firing)
(suspenseful music)
- [Zadar] Prepare to fire
the stellar converter.
Three, two, one,
goodbye, little people.
(laser missiles firing)
- [Man In Vest] It's kickin' in!
(whooshing)
(Zadar groaning)
(engine humming)
(electronic trilling)
- Brightest white
and darkest blue,
open up and let me through.
(electronic throbbing)
(electronic trilling)
(adventurous music)
- We need to steal some fuel,
then we'll go look
for your sister.
The first sign of trouble,
I'll come in sh**ting.
(engine humming)
(thunder crashing)
(suspenseful music)
(thunder crashing)
(tense music)
- [Andy] It's like a gas
station for spaceships.
(tense music)
(footsteps running)
- No!
(laser g*ns firing)
(heroic music)
Watch out!
(laser g*ns firing)
(exciting music)
(laser g*ns firing)
(footsteps running)
(metal clanking)
(footsteps running)
(exciting music)
(laser missiles firing)
(building exploding)
(heroic music)
(laser g*ns firing)
(Andy groaning)
(static hissing)
Help!
Hawk, flight plan!
I'm dead.
Help, anyone!
Anybody, help!
(static hissing)
(electronic humming)
- Do you always
make so much noise?
- Who are you?
- Well, the question
is who are you?
You're the one standing
about in my home,
screaming and yelling.
- Well, I got shot by a blaster.
Thought I was dead.
- (Scoffs) it was
probably only a movie.
- Yeah, I guess it was.
This is your home?
- Well, in a manner of
speaking, I have many.
But, if you look at it
from a different viewpoint,
I have none.
You could say I'm
everywhere and nowhere
all at the same time (laughs).
- Who are you?
- Not who, what?
I am a glitch.
I live in between channels
and on video cassettes.
- Well, I'm glad I'm not dead.
- Oh, well, I should hope so.
Drink?
- No thanks.
- And what are you ?
- Oh, my name's Andy.
I'm looking for
my sister, Bonnie.
Have you seen a girl with
blue eyes about this big,
no, this big?
- Hm, little girl,
blue eyes, hmm,
I see so many.
Well, it's hard.
There's 75 channels
and a lot going on.
- Oh, she was kidnapped by a
weird guy wearing a black hat.
- Oh, that's a lot of help.
- And a cape and a glove.
- A cape.
I can think of two
thoroughly unpleasant fellows
who might fit the bill.
Count Shurka or Lord Chroma.
- Where can we find them?
- Well, Shurka's only a few
channels beyond this one.
Chroma lives in the
higher channels.
Terrible place,
no color, I hear,
just black and white.
- Well, thanks
for all your help.
- (Sputtering) watch out!
Aim that thing some place
else, it's dangerous!
- Dangerous?
It's just a remote control.
- Just a remote
control, he says.
Ever freeze frame
anybody before,
or put them into rewind?
Well, I can see it's
all a bit difficult
for a boy like yourself.
- But I've got to
find my sister,
especially before
my mom gets home.
- Well, all right, I
can see you need help.
Aim your control
over there, yes,
and hit the channel selector
for your next channel.
(electronic blip)
(suspenseful music)
Oh, dear, next channel.
(static hissing)
♪ Koo Kool-Aid
♪ What a great taste
♪ And a whole lot more
♪ More
- Watch this.
♪ More, more, for sure
♪ More Kool-Aid
♪ What's a hot taste
♪ And it's actually
a whole lot more ♪
(door creaking)
♪ Kool-Aid's more
(breaks squealing)
♪ Lots of great taste
♪ Lots of great taste
- Beam us up, Scotty.
(woman singing)
(mechanical whirring)
Robots, robots.
I hate robots.
Next channel, please.
(exotic music)
It's getting where you can't
even enjoy a stolen drink.
- We gotta get outta here.
- What?
Oh, well just use
your freeze frame.
- What freeze frame?
(men ululating)
- The one on your
remote control.
(electronic zapping)
- Hey, that's neat.
- Youthful, too.
Let's go on.
(static hissing)
(birds chirping)
- Where are we?
- Looks like Shurka's channel.
Gayah!
(medieval music)
- [Andy] Anyone, help!
(medieval music)
Help!
Somebody help!
(medieval music)
Help, help!
Help me!
(birds chirping)
Help!
- [Glitch] Andrew,
use your freeze frame.
- Well, I can't.
I dropped my remote control.
- [Glitch] And I
dropped my Kool-Aid.
(birds chirping)
- [Andy] Help!
- Hold it!
- Hey, wait a sec,
wait, I know this movie.
That's Kor the Conqueror.
- Oh, safe at last,
Kor the Conqueror.
- You seem awfully brave when
you're just facing a mere boy
and his furry whatchamacallit.
(metal zinging)
Hold it.
Are you sure you wanna do this?
You're sure you
wanna take me on?
Okay.
(metal zinging)
(Sighing) well, come and get it.
(birds chirping)
(swords clanking)
- [Man] Ahhh!
(exciting music)
(swords clanking)
- Oof, that's rad.
Hey boy, how long have
you been livin' in a tree?
- Oh, very funny.
- Would you like to
get down from there.
- Sure, but be careful!
(bodies clunking)
- Oh, sorry about that, kid.
(Andy groans)
- Empty headed sword jockey!
- Thanks, mister.
Is there any way we
can pay you back?
- Uh, yeah, have
you got any wine?
(Glitch scoffs)
- No.
- Well, I guess not then.
See you.
- That man has only
one thing on his mind.
- Oh, you know what?
We should've asked
him if he knew Shurka.
(metal clanking)
(electronic humming)
(suspenseful music)
(squeaking)
(ominous music)
- Ha, where are you going?
(ominous music)
(suspenseful music)
(creepy laughing)
- Oh, no!
(creepy laughing)
(doorknob rattling)
- Well, there you are.
How do you like my room?
Soon, my tables and
chairs will be the color
of your beautiful blue eyes.
- I don't like it.
It's all wrong and it's ugly.
(creepy laughing)
(Bonnie screaming)
No, let me go!
(frantic orchestral music)
(door closing)
- [Chroma] Ugly, ugly?
What do you know about ugly?
When you get to be my age...
- [Bonnie] I hate you.
- Come to think of it, you
never will get to be my age.
(Bonnie screaming)
(ominous music)
(leaves rustling)
(fire crackling)
- Kor?
- What?
- Who are those guys?
- [Kor] Cyclops.
- What'd you do?
- Something really terrible.
I didn't marry his sister.
- Why not?
- [Kor] Because she's
his twin sister.
Look at him.
(electronic trilling)
(Chroma laughing)
(metal clanking)
- You know, very soon,
soon, your color essence will
be part of my beautiful world.
Or maybe I'll use your
head as a centerpiece
for my new table.
- No!
(electronic trilling)
- Whoa, what are they doing now?
- [Kor] They're preparing
a big wedding dinner.
(fire crackling)
I can choose, be the guest
of honor or the dinner.
(Cyclops growling)
- Arrrgh!
- [Cyclops] The good
friar is very eager
to perform the ceremony.
Right, friar?
So, do we marry you
or marinate you?
- I'll tell you,
Cyclops, I'd do it
but I just can't handle in-laws.
- [Cyclops] Laugh while you can.
- Didn't your
mother ever tell you
not to play with your food?
- [Cyclops] So
it's dinner, then?
Good, I'm hungry.
(birds chirping)
- Are you still there?
- Yes, Kor.
- Try to untie me.
(fire crackling)
- [Cyclops] Ummm.
- [Kor] Reach down, reach down
and put some dirt in my hand.
Okay, now, get out of here
as quickly as you can.
- I see you've put
on a little weight.
More for everybody.
- You know, as they say,
from ashes to ashes,
dust to dust.
(Cyclops screaming)
(suspenseful music)
(man growls)
(Kor growls)
(man growls)
(whimsical piano music)
That's my sword.
Hey, put my sword
down, put it down!
(Cyclops growling)
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You need training
to use that sword.
(whimsical piano music)
- Where are you, Kor?
Where are you, Kor?
Kor?
- Um, I'm right here,
Cyclops, right here,
right here, go on.
(Cyclops yelling)
(Cyclops' sister cooing)
- Hi.
I understand you're
having your brother
for dinner (laughs), right.
(Cyclops' sister
cooing questioningly)
(creepy rap music)
♪ Sit still, child,
don't you cry ♪
♪ When this is over,
I'll give you some pie ♪
♪ There's nothing to
fear but fear itself ♪
♪ You won't feel a
thing, you little elf ♪
♪ Maybe just a tingle,
your ears could ring ♪
♪ Don't worry about
it, it's no big thing ♪
♪ Your hair may sizzle,
your eyes might burn ♪
♪ Your fingers shiver,
your stomach turn ♪
♪ Don't worry about it,
it don't mean a thing ♪
♪ h*, h*, h*, h*, you'll
be all right by spring ♪
(electronic glissade)
- [Andy] I think Shurka
kidnapped my sister.
- Well, if he's got her,
she's in the dungeon
at Castle Rebo.
Shurka's got a bunch of
kids locked up there.
I know a secret passage
into the dungeon,
but it's dangerous.
(birds chirping)
(eerie music)
- A secret passage, he says.
This is a cave.
I hate caves.
(eerie music)
(spirits howling)
(suspenseful music)
- [Glitch] Andrew,
freeze frame them.
- All right.
(spirits howling)
- [Glitch] I'm impressed.
Run towards the castle.
(sinister music)
(fire crackling)
(adventurous music)
(suspenseful music)
(Andy groaning)
(children cheering)
- [Andy] Bonnie!
Bonnie Colby?
- Uh, excuse me.
Excuse me, everybody.
I'm sorry to break up
your party, but, uh,
no, no, no, no, no, don't
get up for my sake, okay,
please don't.
Who is Shurka?
- I am.
(crowd murmuring)
At last we meet, Kor.
- Thrilling, isn't it?
- Seize him!
(crowd yelling)
(adventurous music)
(Kor whistling)
(adventurous music)
- Bonnie?
Bonnie?
(adventurous music)
(crowd yelling)
I can't see her anywhere.
- These children are
all from this channel.
(crowd yelling)
(metal clanking)
(crowd yelling)
(adventurous music)
(metal clanking)
(thunder clapping)
- Glitch!
Glitch, where are you?
(electronic humming)
(wind blowing)
(exciting music)
(electronic humming)
(static hissing)
(clattering)
(Andy groaning)
(car engines revving)
(static hissing)
(exotic music)
♪ More, more, more, for sure
♪ Kool-Aid, what's a hot taste
♪ And it's actually
a whole lot more ♪
(creaking)
♪ More, more, more
(brakes squealing)
♪ Lots of great taste,
lots of great taste ♪
(static hissing)
(crowd yelling)
(static hissing)
(a*tillery exploding)
(adventurous music)
- Spring, spring, spring
is the time of season when
billions upon billions
of bits of color interlock
on individual wavelengths
on the electromagnetic
spectrum of life.
Ha-cha!
(static hissing)
- I've got to get to
the higher channels.
(hooves clopping)
(car engines revving)
(hooves clopping)
(brakes squealing)
(woman yelling)
(helicopter propeller whirring)
(hooves clopping)
(brakes squealing)
(electricity crackling)
(motorcycle engine revving)
(hooves clopping)
(engine revving)
(Andy shouting)
(waterfall splashing)
- [Man] Fine by me.
(hooves clopping)
(crowd shouting)
(train rumbling)
(tense music)
(hooves clopping)
(engine revving)
(airplane engine revving)
(train whistle blowing)
(people screaming)
- Well, it won't be long now.
I'll have your colors and you
can have a piece of pie, huh.
(Chroma beatboxing)
♪ Shoo fly pie, key lime pie
♪ Black bottom pie, ooh,
ooh, ooh, me like pie ♪
♪ Ginseng tea, ah-cha
- No!
- No?
(electronic thwack)
- Bonnie?
(eerie music)
Bonnie?
(eerie music)
Bonnie!
Bonnie?
(tense music)
- [Man On Loudspeaker]
Intruder alert, intruder alert!
All robot guards,
check sector 14.
All robots to sector 14.
(militaristic music)
(motorcycles revving)
(suspenseful music)
(motorcycles revving)
(suspenseful music)
(motorcycle revving)
(suspenseful music)
(electronic zapping)
(suspenseful music)
(electronic zapping)
(suspenseful music)
(motorcycles revving)
(high-pitched whining)
(suspenseful music)
- Wow!
(high-pitched whining)
(suspenseful music)
(high-pitched whining)
(suspenseful music)
(high-pitched whining)
(suspenseful music)
(metal crashing)
(motorcycle exploding)
(dramatic music)
(high-pitched whining)
- [Andy] Awesome!
(suspenseful music)
(dramatic music)
(high-pitched whining)
(dramatic music)
(electronic zapping)
(dramatic music)
(electronic zapping)
(motorcycles revving)
(motorcycle exploding)
(motorcycle exploding)
(dramatic music)
(fuel cans exploding)
(dramatic music)
(electronic zapping)
(flames crackling)
(wind blowing)
(tense music)
(electronic throbbing)
(Andy coughs)
(metal clanking)
(electronic throbbing)
(electricity crackling)
Ow!
- [Gatekeeper] Colors
come, colors go.
Who shines their
light on colors glow?
- My name's Andy, Andy Colby.
I'm looking for
my sister, Bonnie.
- Time has come, time has gone.
It's too late, now get along.
- Too late for what?
- [Gatekeeper] Don't ask
questions, just go away.
(electronic throbbing)
(electronic zapping)
- [Gatekeeper] Hey,
what are you doing?
(electronic zapping)
(electronic throbbing)
You're gonna break it, stop.
- I will if you let me in.
- Okay, but don't say
I didn't warn you.
Bright as white, dark as blue,
open up and let 'em through.
(electronic throbbing)
(door opening)
(wind blowing)
- How'd you make the dome stop?
- Where's my sister?
- I don't know.
I've never seen the dome go
backwards like that before.
How'd you do it?
How'd you do it?
- I have magic powers.
(suspenseful music)
Why do you look like that?
- Like what?
- Like an old TV set, no color.
- Oh, Lord Chroma
took my colors.
It's what he does here.
Now come on, how'd you
make the dome stop?
- If I show you, will you
tell me where my sister is?
- [Gatekeeper] I already
told you, I don't know.
- Well, what do you know?
- I know you'd better
not get caught here
or else you'll end up on
the back of a milk carton.
- Don't worry, I got this
in case of emergencies.
(electronic zapping)
(eerie music)
(doorknob rattling)
(door creaking)
- [Bonnie] Let me go!
Go away!
- Bonnie?
(door creaking)
- [Bonnie] Help me, somebody!
- [Andy] Bonnie!
(popcorn popping)
Bonnie!
Bonnie!
(popcorn popping)
- [Bonnie] I wanna go home!
- Bonnie!
(popcorn popping)
(suspenseful music)
(door creaking)
(Andy groans)
(popcorn crunching)
(suspenseful music)
(door creaking)
(wind blowing)
(door creaking)
(suspenseful music)
(birds chirping)
(serene music)
(birds chirping)
- You're lying on my face.
Don't be afraid.
- Where can I stand?
- Anywhere.
People walk all over me.
They say I'm just a dumb blonde,
behind my back, of course.
- Who are you?
- Bionda.
That's Italian for blonde,
because of my hair.
Do you like my hair?
- Well, I'm looking
for my sister.
- Oh, does she have blonde hair?
- No, yeah, I don't know.
Where is she?
- Walls aren't supposed to talk,
but who's listening anyway.
Lord Chroma has her in his lab,
in the dungeon.
- Well, how do I get there?
- Oh, you don't
want to go there.
- Yes, I do.
I've got to find her.
- Besides, you can't
get there from here.
- Everyone keeps
telling me that.
What do I do?
- Go back to the hall of
colors, through the white door.
- Back?
- This way.
(door creaking)
Good luck.
- Thanks!
(low rumbling)
(tense music)
(heavy breathing)
(electronic zapping)
- What happened?
- I froze you.
Now tell me where my sister is
or you'll be playing
freeze tag permanently.
- Okay, okay,
is that how you
stopped the dome?
- Yes!
Now tell me where
the dungeon is.
- You just need
to go downstairs.
Always take the darker door.
It's easy.
- Okay, let's go.
- Oh, no, she's your sister.
- You can either lead
me or make like marble.
(Gatekeeper sighing)
- The doors are always changing.
This time it's eyes, next
time it could be TV screens.
Everything changes
except the colors.
The dark ones lead
down, the light ones up.
- Well, if you know so much,
why don't you try to escape?
- (Scoffing) can you imagine.
Hi, Mom, I'm back.
I'm sorry I lost all my colors.
Please don't get mad, I won't
ever do it again, I promise.
- Well, what's the real reason?
- [Bonnie] No!
- Shh, be quiet.
This is it.
- [Chroma] Don't worry, this
will only sting a little.
- [Andy] How do we get in?
- We gotta make it close.
- Close?
- Open is closed,
so closed is open.
If you can't get
in when it's open,
you can when it's closed.
(electronic zapping)
(electronic humming)
- [Andy] Stop that!
- Andy!
- Well, who are you?
- I'm her brother
and you can't do that.
- I can't, why not dude?
- Because I said so.
- (Laughs) but
this is my castle.
This is my laboratory.
This is my equipment.
This is my hand, ha, ha, ha!
And this is my switch.
(electricity crackling)
- No!
(electronic zapping)
(suspenseful music)
(electronic zapping)
(Andy screaming)
(monster growling)
(suspenseful music)
(electronic zapping)
(gorilla growling)
- Let me out!
(electronic zapping)
(suspenseful music)
- Andy, I'm scared.
- Don't worry, I'm
takin' you home.
- We'd better go.
Your trick won't
last long on Chroma.
(tense music)
- Ugh!
(electronic popping)
- Oh, no, not here.
- Not where?
(clattering)
- [Bonnie] Andy?
- We're gonna have
to climb up the side.
- [Andy] Which way is up?
- The lighter colors, remember?
(electronic popping)
- Ugh!
Ugh, ah, ah, oh!
(suspenseful music)
- [Andy] Come on, hurry up.
- [Bonnie] Okay.
(Andy groaning)
(Chroma making silly noises)
(suspenseful music)
- Hurry.
- Come on.
- It's too late for me.
You've still got your color.
- But...
- I'll slow him down,
change channels as soon as
you get outside the bars.
- Thanks.
(suspenseful music)
- Darkest blue to
brightest white.
Stop that!
- Spin always, spin all night.
- Dark of night, light of day,
turn to black and fade away.
(electronic zapping)
(blowing)
(suspenseful music)
(electronic trilling)
- All right, now
hold on to me tight.
- What?
- Just do it.
Now don't let go.
(static hissing)
(engine roaring)
(static hissing)
(adventurous music)
(metal clanking)
- Let's go home now.
(static hissing)
- I'm trying to.
(train whistle blowing)
(static hissing)
(somber music)
(electronic hissing)
(static hissing)
(metal clanking)
(men groaning)
(car engine revving)
(metal crashing)
(static hissing)
(electronic thwack)
- [Woman] Come on,
this way, this way.
(static hissing)
(electronic thwack)
- Why don't you press zero?
- Because it doesn't
work like that.
- How do you know?
(electronic thwack)
(mechanical humming)
(static hissing)
(rocket exploding)
- (Giggles) that's funny.
(static hissing)
(crowd yelling)
(metal clanging)
(electronic thwack)
- Kor, I found her.
(metal clanging)
(crowd yelling)
(static hissing)
(suspenseful music)
- Andy, press zero.
(electronic thwack)
(static hissing)
(metal clanging)
(crowd yelling)
(electronic thwack)
- Bring on the Christians!
(static hissing)
(Glitch humming)
(electronic thwack)
- Hey, are you okay?
- And why not?
It's only a movie.
- Andy, I wanna go home now.
- Don't worry, we're goin'.
- I see you found
the blue-eyed Bonnie.
- Yeah, she was at
Lord Chroma's castle.
- Hm, good work, but
you'd better keep moving
if Chroma's after you.
- Yeah, bye, thanks.
- Is he a Care Bear?
- Yeah, sort of.
(electronic thwack)
- Hm, a Care Bear, really.
(electronic thwack)
(wind blowing)
- This isn't it, either.
- Press zero.
- Okay.
(static hissing)
(electronic thwack)
- Glitch!
Have you seen--
(thunder crashing)
- Neighborhood's going downhill.
(wind blowing)
(electronic thwack)
- I told you just press zero.
- I know, okay.
But what do we do now?
There must be some kind
of hole we came through
right around here.
- Maybe it's not here anymore.
(static crackling)
- Bonnie, that's it.
It used to be here.
I'll just press rewind.
(videotape whirring)
(suspenseful music)
(video player humming)
(ominous music)
(electronic buzzing)
- Bonnie, Bonnie!
Come back to the castle
and I'll give you
some ice cream soup.
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
- Don't listen to him, Bonnie.
Come on, let's get outta here.
(electronic zapping)
- No one shall escape my home.
(electronic blasting)
(whimsical orchestral music)
Hey, hey, come back, come back!
- Bonnie!
- Andy!
- No, the Nielson's are waiting.
Come back, you'll just be a
rat movie at Ted Turner's.
- [Andy] Bonnie!
- Come here!
No, no, gotta come
back, come back, ahhh!
Wa-hoo hoo hoo!
- Andy, are you okay?
- Yeah, I think so.
- What's going on in here?
Have you two been fighting
over the TV again?
Okay, that's it, nobody's
gonna watching any TV
in this house for
an entire week.
Is that clear?
(Bonnie laughs)
- Sure, no problem.
(Bonnie and Andy laugh)
(static hissing)
(heroic music)
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Andy Colby's Incredible Adventure (1988)
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