01x27 - All Up in Your Drill

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All: (Giggling)

Chef: (Blows whistle)

All right, kids! Fun time's over!

everyone back inside for a fire safety presentation!

All: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!

- Yay, fire safety!

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- I'm not getting any younger here!

(Loud bang) - Ahhh!

Pttt! (Groans)

Since when does fire safety need a whole presentation?

The fire alarm goes off. It's really annoying.

You smash it until it stops.

There's your presentation.

Courtney: (Happy squeal)

Fire safetyyyyyy!

I even read the French version!

Either there are different rules for French people,

or my French isn't what it used to be.

- Kids, for this special occasion I wore my fire tie

because our guest today is Fire Chief Blaze.

- Good morning, class!

(Siren wails) Stop, drop and roll!

Chef: (Pained grunt) Kids: (Shocked gasps)

- Oh. False alarm.

Hey, kids. Fire Chief Blaze here.

Wherever I go, safety follows!

Ah, yeah, you're okay, big guy!

- (Groans) Thanks, Fire Chief Blaze.

- Just a few things off the top.

Yes, I get to use a fire pole instead of stairs.

And yes, that is my shiny red fire truck out front.

All: Oooooh!

- Okay, that's enough truck for now.

(Disappointed groans)

- Now, if you listen up and learn your fire safety rules,

you could be just like me one day.

All: (Excited murmurs) I wanna be a Fire Chief!

- Wow...

(Flames roar)

(Smashing sounds)

- (Chuckles)

Things are heatin' up out here.

My robot's gonna cool you down.

(Water whooshes)

Sorry fire, you're out.

I could be so cool.

- And that concludes our fire safety lesson and safety test.

- Test?! How long was I out?

- One last bonus question.

If you see a fire, you should...

- Oh! Save your stuffed animals!

- Use kung-fu?!

- Oh! Roast marshmallows on it?!

Courtney: Wrong! (Buzzer buzzes)

You stay low and go! - Correct!

You get out and stay out.

Bonus point for Courtney.

- (Angry groan)

- Now, the kid who got the most correct answers will become...

the official class firefighter. (Siren wails)

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You all saw my hero daydream sequence!

I'm the obvious choice to be class firefighter!

- Your new class firefighter,

and clearly the only kid who listened is:

Duncan... - Wooo!

- ...could you move over a little?

Courtney! Courtney is in charge of fire safety.

(Siren wails)

You've all gotta listen to her because the you've got to...

respect the hat.

All: Respect the hat!

(Cheering)

- Everyone's happy. - (Angry groan)

- Good luck, Courtney! Bye bye.

- Have you ever noticed how many reds there are?

- Cherry red. Lipstick red. Fire red.

(Siren wails) - (Landing thud) Ugh!

- You're fine now. - Thanks, Courtney.

But I'm not sure I was ever in any danger.

- Ah-ah. Respect the hat.

- Did someone lose a "fire-red" crayon?

(Lunging effort) - Ahhh!

- I know it isn't like me to get so physical,

but now that I'm the class firefighter

where I go safety follows!

- Here's your new home dollies!

(Siren wails) No fire exit!

Gonna have to fix that!

- But there's no wall!

The whole place is a fire exit!

- This place is structurally unstable.

It's being condemned.

- But... where will my dolls live?!

- Respect the hat. (Siren wails)

- (Reading) "They opened the castle door

and there was a dragon breathing fire!"

- Ah! (Water sloshes) Respect the hat.

- Ooh, hot coffee. (Water sloshes)

- Respect the hat.

- (Pained grunts) (Water sloshes)

(Siren wails)

Chef: (Hushed) All right, kids, have a nice nap.

(Snoring) - Fire!

the building's on fire!

(Panicked screaming) Beth: Somebody save my dolls!

(Panicked screaming) - Grab the stuffed animals!

- What's going on in here?

- The building's on fire!

- Fire! Quick everyone panic!

Stop drop and roll!

(Panicked screaming)

- That was a fire drill.

If that was a real fire you'd all be burn toast!

- I want that hat.

Almost as much as I don't want Courtney to have it.

I thought turning people against her might be hard.

- (Panicked) Lemme out!

Ahh! (Ball thuds, pained grunts)

- (Devious chuckle)

Silly me.

We don't want Courtney to be class firefighter anymore,

right!? - Nuh uh.

- Not me. - Nope.

- She has the hat. You gotta respect that hat.

You gotta! - Oh Yeah.

- Absolutely. - You gotta respect the hat.

- (Sigh) Okay.

But what if she didn't have the hat anymore?

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We could do whatever we want.

- Just do like I told you. I got the rest.

- Firefighter Courtney?!

- What do you want?

I'm still trying to get the tree house up to fire code!

- I think I see smoke way at the other end of the yard.

- What? A fire? I don't see anything.

- Really? I-I just think you need to try harder.

It was right out there-ish.

- Huh, I better go check to be sure.

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Harold: We sure outsmarted her!

(Hard crunching)

- Dude, that fruit's plastic.

- Ugh. I knew that..

Duncan: Everyone, feast your eyes

on your new class firefighter!

All: Wow.

- But Fire Chief Blaze made Courtney the class firefighter.

you can't be firefighter just 'cause you're wearing a hat.

(Water whooshes)

Duncan: Uh, respect the hat.

Things are gonna change around here.

- Can I use red crayons?

- Can I eat cinnamon hearts 'til I puke?!

- Can I play with the doll house?

- This house should be condemned. But sure!

All: Yeah! Woo!

- See? Being a cool firefighter isn't about "safety".

Being in charge is about letting people do dumb stuff

then spraying them with a hose.

(Water whooshes) - Ahhhh!

Harold: So, you mean I can shove a bunch of plugs

into this faulty power bar?

- Terrible idea, but yep.

- Can I make these toys into cake

and bake them in the tiny-tots oven?

- Why not?

(Sizzling) - Mmm,

burning plastic smell.

They're cooking already!

(Electricity fizzles)

- That's it, Mr. Robot! You can do it!

- I didn't find any fire, but hosed down the whole yard!

- (Gasp) Stop, drop and roll!

- Ow! What was that for!

- That's a fire hazard! Like, for real.

Respect the hat.

- But that's the wrong hat!

- (Gasps) My hat!

Why is there fruit on my head?!

What happened to my hat?!

- What seems to be the problem here?

- (Gasps) Duncan?! You stole my hat?!

- No! I earned the hat.

By stealing it.

- But... but you don't know anything about fire safety.

(Water whooshes)

- I know you need to respect the hat.

- Not respectful at all.

(Sizzling)

(Alarm sounds)

- Aaahhh, what's that noise?!

- It's the fire alarm! The real one!

Something's on fire!

- What do we do!? What do we do!?

(Panicked screaming) - Duncan, what do we do?

We're all going to catch fire!

- Yeah, Duncan, what do we do?

- Me?! Ask Chef. He's the adult.

(Panicked screaming)

- What do we do? What do we do?!

- What do we do?!

- What do you do? Think, Duncan, think!

Okay, so I had like,

a fire hydrant robot and there was a monster.

What do I do again?

- Why are you asking me?

I'm as perplexed by all this as you are.

- Listen up, people!

It won't be a big deal if we all just hold our breath

for the rest of our lives!

one-two-three go!

(Big inhales)

- (Exhales)

All: (Exhale)

- (Sighs) Okay, fine! I don't know what to do!

- Forget about the hat, just listen carefully.

First, you all need to stop panicking.

It's not a fire.

It's just Izzy's cake smoking.

- Hey, it wasn't done!

I like my cake extra crispy.

- But just to be safe,

we should all exit the daycare single file

and in an orderly fashion.

- Good idea. - Yes!

- I can help! - Okay.

- Now-now-now, move it, move it!

(All screaming)

- Okay, so I guess a firefighter should know

what to do in case of a fire.

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- Yay, for not dying today!

- Thank you, Duncan.

But when we practice fire safely, everyone wins.

- Maybe now that she's had a taste of real danger

she'll lighten up.

- All right. All clear inside-- (Bullhorn sounds)

- Okay, reverse fire drill!

Everyone back inside! Now-now-now!

(All screaming)

- You're not gonna chill out at all, are you?

- Nope. Respect that hat!