03x04 - Weekend at Buddy's

[bunniefuu]

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Buddy: I love you.

You are my best friend.

- (Giggles) Oh, Buddy.

You're my best friend too.

- Everyone likes you. - Oh, stop it.

(Beeps)

- Where did you get that haircut?

It looks very expensive

and frames your face perfectly.

- (Giggles) Cut it out, you.

- Cody, is that a toy from home?

You know that's against the rules.

- But Chef, Buddy isn't just a toy.

He's my new best friend.

I finally have a friend!

- Aw... that's the saddest thing I ever heard.

Now put it in your cubby or it goes in the trash.

- Well, if I can't spend the day with Buddy...

can I spend it with you?

- On second thought, keep the doll.

- Yayyyy!

- No way, you own one of those Buddy things?

(Laughs)

That reeks of desperation.

- You couldn't be wronger.

Buddy's the best buddy,

just like it says in the commercial.

- Don't listen to him, Cody.

- Yeah, Duncan's just jealous cause, thanks to Buddy,

you technically have more friends than him now.

- Oh, noooo! I don't have a robot doll friend

filled with prerecorded compliments

it'll say to anyone who presses a button

on it's plastic torso.

I'm super jealous.

- (Gasp) He admitted it!

- Um, it's called snarkasm. Sheesh.

(Stomach growls) - I need to poop.

Can you watch Buddy for me?

I don't want anything to happen to him.

- Sure. - Okay.

- Thanks. He's so precious.

He means everything to me.

I'd be lost without him. my best frien--

(Farts) My poop is starting, I should go.

- We'll keep him safe. - Oh no, oh no!

- Buddy is so real,

it's kinda creepy. (Beeps)

- You complete me.

- Oh. I see why Cody likes this guy.

- Let me try! (Beeps)

- If only candy were as sweet as you.

- Hot diggity.

It's a sh*t of self esteem right to my gut.

Gimme more!

- You gotta be kidding me!

No way was that enjoyable. (Beeps)

- I'll always have your back, bro.

- Huh. That actually felt... good.

(Beeps) - You look great today.

- Today!? What do you mean today?

You saying there are days I don't look good?!

Huh, HUH?

- Easy, Duncan.

I don't think Buddy meant it that way.

- Fine. I'll give 'em one more chance.

This better be good.

(Beeps) - Oh no!

- Playing with you is fun! - Whew!

I thought that was gonna go real bad.

(Sparks, energy zapping)

- That kinda real bad? - Yeah.

- HEY! That's Doctor Baby Magnet Face,

toddler scientist who gained magnet face abilities

in a freak accident and uses his powers to fight crime!

Get off of him!

(Zapping)

- Time flies when I'm with you!

(Splashes) (Sparks, distorted speech)

- Or that kinda real bad? - Yeaaah...

- You're my b-b-bissst frennnnnn...

- Oh no. No, no, no.

Speak to me, Buddy! SPEAK TO ME!

- (Sparks) - He's gone.

- YOU DESTROYED HIM!

HIM and his SWEET, SWEET words!

- You owe Cody a big apology!

- ME?! He asked you two to watch his doll.

So in a way... this is all your fault.

- He's right. Buddy broke on our watch.

How're we gonna tell Cody?!

We won't have to. I can fix this.

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(Bolts clink)

- Ohh, now I see the problem...

I have no idea what I'm doing. - What!?

- I say we jump a train and high tail it outta town.

(Toilet flushes)

- (Humming)

- It's too late! Whaddowedoo?!

- I have an idea! Just go with it!

Beth: Wha? No-Stop- (Muffled struggles)

- Thanks for watching Buddy.

Hey, where's Beth? - I'm in here--

- (Loudly) BETH HAD TO GO.

IT'S JUST ME AND BUDDY HERE.

RIGHT, BUUUUDDY?

- O-KAY. WHY ARE WE TALKING SO LOUD?

IS MY NANA HERE?

- Oh, was I talking loud? Sorry.

Hey, let's see what Buddy has to say.

(Beeps)

- You're such a... good friend.

- Aww. Thanks, Buddy.

Let's go play.

- You're coming too, genius.

- Oh, um, okay...

- This sure is fun. Right, Buddy?

(Beeps)

- Your tea parties are straight fire.

- OH! (Chuckles) That's a new one.

Here, Buddy, have hot tea.

- No wait Cody! That'll burn herr... HIM!

- Don't worry, Chef wouldn't let me boil water to make tea,

so this is just hot sauce.. Bottoms up!

- Owen, help me!

(Alarm bell sounds) Ahhhhhhh!

- I-I think Buddy needs something to cool it down.

Maybe some honey!

(Squirts, relieved sigh)

- Uh-oh. Honey attracts animals.

(Curious chitter)

- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! (Raccoon chitters)

- (Beth screams)

- Yay, chubby kitty dance party!

(Disco music plays)

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- Oh boyyyy...

(Gasp) I have an idea! Be right back!

- Shoo! Shoo! Oh, that was scary,

but you did great. Way to go Beth!

- Get me outta this thing!

- Ready for more fun?!

- Oh, we sure are! - Great!

'Cause I just built a new ramp for us to play with.

(Music sting)

- (Gasps) - (Whimpers)

- When did you build this?

You were only gone for seconds.

- I'm a good constructioneer. Ready, Buddy?

- Uh... maybe Buddy doesn't want to do this.

Maybe she'd--he'd rather nap

or... get a rabies sh*t.

- No. He loves stunts! Right, Buddy?

(Beeps) - Buddy wants... to live.

- Yeah, livin' to the max!

WHOA! Wha-wha-AAAAAAAAAAAA

AHHHHHH!

(Satellites beep, Beth pings) (Beth whimpers)

- Don't worry, I'll catch you!

- Ahhhhhhh! (Crashes)

- Nice one, Buddy!

- You wait here, I'll get him.

Beth: OWWW! - Beth! Talk to me!

- No more. I can't take it.

- Oh, Beth, I know this has been hard on both of us,

but think of Cody.

- Hard on both of us? Both of us?!

(Grunts)

Well, guess what, bucko?!

It's your turn to be Cody's Buddy.

- Me? (Giggles)

I don't think I'd even fit. - Won't know until we try!

Owen: (Shrieks) Help!

(Fighting grunts)

- Buddy? Are you okay? - OOF!

- There's my Buddy!

AGH! Boy, you are a lot heavier than I remember.

- Let's have some crazy fun with Buddy!

- Oh hi Beth. Where's Owen?

- He said he had to take a whiz.

- Nice! Wanna have some fun Buddy?

(Beeps)

- Uh, you are my best friends...

and you will be very gentle with me?

- Aw, of course we will.

- Or not. Let's play!

- (Screams) (Thud)

- Are you sure this isn't too fast?

- It's perfect.

Just keep your foot pushed all the way down on the gas.

- HELLLLPPPPP! (Engine roars)

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

YES! Pillow Truck!

Noooooooo! (Snapping sounds)

OW! AH! TOO SNAPPY! OW! OW!

- I think I caught something!

- Way to go! Good job, Cody.

- Look! Buddy caught something too.

Uh... Buddy need helllllp!

(Splash, gurgling)

(Snarling)

(Bubbly scream)

- What fun! (Gasp)

Now I wanna make Buddy ride a pony!

Be right back!

- Beth, you were right.

Being Cody's Buddy really hurts.

I'm sorry I put you in here!

Please, I need to get out.

- Alrighhht, I think you've learned your lesson.

So if neither of us is willing to risk gettin' back

into the Buddy suit, what're we gonna do?

- (Sighs) I guess we have to tell Cody the truth.

- You know what burns my britches?

A) I don't know what britches are,

and B) If anyone should be in this suit

getting hurt it's-- - Hey ding-dong-dumdums,

whatcha been doing all day?

Whoa! You hollowed it out?

Ohhhh man, I could fit inside there

and Cody would never know!

- Duncan wait, we already did that and it was--

- AWESOME. So super awesome.

- I'm gonna mess with Cody so bad.

Whatever happens, don't tell him it's me in here.

- Oh, don't worry, we won't. - Hehehe.

Cody: Urgh!

Come! ON! Pony!

- (Snarling)

- OW! OW-WAIT-OW-OW-NO-OW! - Haya! Buddy!

You ride that pony! - (Snarling)

- Wow. We got out at the right time.

- Should we be trying to stop this?

- Hm. Let's think about that... for several minutes.

(Bear roars, Duncan moans)

- Whayt juss hhhhhappin...?

- Duncan?! - Uh-oh.

- Guess it's time to come clean.

- (Gasps) Duncan was Buddy this whole time?

Duncan is my best friend!

- (Dazed) Nooo.

- Let's go play, real best friend!

- Well... that worked out perfectly for everyone.

- It really did! (Duncan screaming)

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