02x37 - Goofy Goes Goofy

[bunniefuu]

Hey, everybody. It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right!

Let's go.

Ah, I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,
we get to say the magic words:

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse.

Say it with me.

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse.

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

MAN: Roll call!

-Donald!
-Present.

-Daisy!
-Here.

-Goofy!
-Hyuck! Here.

-Pluto!
-[BARKS]

-Minnie!
-Oh, here.

-Mickey!
-Right here.

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

MICKEY: It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
Ha, ha!

[MICKEY READS ON-SCREEN TEXT]

[MICKEY CHUCKLES]

Welcome to the clubhouse.

[BARKING]

Hiya, Pluto. What you got, boy?

Oh, wow! It's a note
from Professor Von Drake.

Let's see what it says.

VON DRAKE: "Dear Mickey.

Sorry about the itsy-bitsy mess
in the kitchen.

But you see...

I've been very busy
working on a brand-new formula.

I call it the Von Drake
Two-For-One Gooey Goo.

For example...

if I put one little drop of my Gooey Goo
on one flower,

I get two flowers.

Anyways, I had to go to the jungle

to find more ingredients
to make more Gooey Goo.

So please do not touch it,

unless you want
to turn yourself into two."

Come on, boy!
Let's take a look at that kitchen.

Wow, what a mess.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Hiya, Mickey!

Howdy-doo, Pluto.
And a big hello to you, too.

I've got great news!

Clarabelle wants me to help her

with her new Moo Mart
in Mickey Park today.

I'm going to put muffins on the shelves
and help customers too.

I'm Clarabelle's number one assistant.

You can call me Number One Goofy.

[CHUCKLES]

Now, I just need to borrow a few things.

A spoon, some bologna slices, and, uh...

Wait, Goofy. Don't go in the...

Wow!

Whoa!

[CHUCKLES]

Well, look at me. I'm Goopy.

Uh-oh. Just a drop of Gooey Goo
turned one flower into two.

So, what's a whole bowl of the stuff
going to do to Goofy?

Wow! Heh. I feel all tingly.

Even my tingles are tingling.

Wow! Two Goofys.

-Hi, Goofy.
-Hiya, Goofy.

-Howdy, Goof.
-Nice to see you.

-Likewise.
-Hello down there.

Amazing. The goo made
a whole bunch of Goofys.

-Let's count them. One...
-Hey!

-two...
-Hi.

-three, four...
-[CHUCKLING]

-five...
-Gosh.

six.

Oh, six Goofys.
I'd better call the professor.

Hello, there!

Professor, we've got a problem.

Goofy accidentally took a Gooey Goo bath
and turned into six Goofys.

Six Goofys did you said? Wow-wee!

But don't you worry there, kiddo.

The effects of that goo will fade away,

and all of the Goofys
will go back into one.

Whew. I was hoping you'd say that.

Oh, and just make sure they're all
in the same place when that happens

or it won't going to work.

Keep all the Goofys together. You bet you.

Thanks, Professor.

Cheerio and pip-pip.

Will you help us keep the Goofys together
until the Gooey Goo wears off?

You will? Thanks.

We're going to need some Mouseketools.

To the Mousekedoer, everybody.

♪ Mouseker-hey, Mouseker-hi, Mouseker-ho ♪

♪ Mouseker-ready, Mouseker-set
Here we go ♪

♪ You're a thinking and a solving
Work it through-er ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you, Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you, Mousekedoer ♪

[RINGING]

♪ Oh, Toodles
It's time to get to it ♪

♪ Show us the Mouseketools
To help us do it ♪

Meeska, mooska, Mousekedoer.

♪ Mouseketools, Mouseketools
Mouseketools ♪

♪ Here are your Mouseketools ♪

MICKEY: The handy crane. Ooh, fun.

Shape stickers. Sticky.

-A bologna sandwich.
-GOOFYS: Mm!

MICKEY: And the Mystery Mouseketool.

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
The Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need them
Toodles will bring them ♪

♪ He's here for me-dles and you-dles ♪

♪ And all we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles" ♪

♪ All we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles" ♪

[RINGING]

All right. We've got our Mouseketools.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

-Hi, Mickey!
-Hi, Pluto!

Hiya, Goofy!

-Hi, Donald!
-Aah!

Hey, what's the big idea?

Well, the professor made
some special Gooey Goo and...

Let me guess.
Goofy accidentally bumped into this goo

and turned into all these Goofys.

-Wow! How'd you know?
-Lucky guess.

[RINGING]

Boy, oh, boy, it sure is busy
around here today.

Hello?

Hello, Mickey. Is Goofy there?

He sure is. Oh, hey. It's for you.

Hiya, Clarabelle.

Goofy, you didn't forget
about the new Moo Mart, did you?

You promised to help me out today.

-Don't worry, Clarabelle.
-I'll be right there.

Pronto.

GOOFY 1: Pardon me.
GOOFY 2: Coming through.

Goofy. I mean, Goofys!

-Hold on!
-Sorry, Mickey.

-I gotta go!
-Clarabelle needs me!

Upsy-daisy!

Don't forget, you gotta stick together!

-[THUD]
GOOFYS: Oops!

Oh, brother!

They're all stuck!

We're going to need a Mouseketool
to get them loose!

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL: Oh, Toodles!

MICKEY: Hmm. Which Mouseketool

can help us get all the Goofys
sliding down the slide?

How about the bologna sandwich?

DAISY: Goofy loves bologna sandwiches.

I bet all the Goofys
would slide down for that.

MICKEY: Ha! Let's try it.

We got ears. Say, "cheers!"

GOOFYS: A bologna sandwich!

Oh, boy!

-Careful there!
-Whoa!

Yahoo!

Oh, boy, my favorite.

Bologna.

Gosh, I don't have time to eat.

I've gotta go help Clarabelle.

Bye.

Listen, we've got to make sure
all the Goofys stay together,

so they can turn back into one Goofy.

You go on ahead, Mickey.

Donald, Pluto and I can start
cleaning up the kitchen.

And we won't touch that Gooey Goo!
Right, guys?

You got it, Daisy!

[BARKING]

We better hurry, Mickey.
Those Goofys are moving fast.

Come on. To the Glove Balloon.

♪ There's one thing that I know ♪

♪ Moo Mart is the place to go ♪

Look, Mickey, there they go!

-Gangway!
-Coming through!

To the Moo Mart!

[CHUCKLES]

Clarabelle's sure going to be surprised
when she sees all those Goofys.

[RIPPING]

-What was that?
-Oh, my!

There's a big tear in the balloon!

[GASPS] And it's losing its air fast!

We've got to patch it up!

Sounds like we need a Mouseketool.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

Oh, Toodles!

Well, we've got shape stickers.

Can those help us patch up
the tear in the Glove Balloon?

Uh-huh. Shape stickers are great
for patching stuff.

MICKEY: We got ears. Say, "cheers!"

Hmm. Gee, we've got to get
these stickers all the way up there.

Thanks, Handy Helper.

Hmm, can the small square
cover up the entire hole in the balloon?

MINNIE: Nope, it's not big enough, Mickey.

How about the medium triangle?

MICKEY: Nah, it's bigger,
but not big enough.

How about the large star sticker?

MINNIE: Well, nice try Mickey, but even
the large star sticker isn't big enough.

What should we do?

Oh! Oh! I know!

What if we use all three
shape stickers together?

MICKEY: Hot Dog!

Together, they all do the job!
Good patching, everybody!

Welcome to the new Moo Mart.

Come on down, get a shopping cart.

Do try my snacks. Buy one, buy nine!

If you want a muffin,
they're udderly divine!

Thirsty and you need a treat?

My Moo-Mango Juice can't be b*at!

So come down to the new Moo Mart.

♪ Where your shopping day
Should always start ♪

Oh, my new Moo Mart
is going to be simply stupendous.

GOOFY: Hiya, Clarabelle.

Hello, Goofy. Are you ready to help me?

Ready as ever!

Oh, goodness!

Six Goofys? I think I need glasses.

-Clarabelle, I can explain everything.
-Ooh!

You see, Goofy had a little accident
with some goo and...

Well, that's actually splendid!

BOTH: It is?

Why, of course.
I can always use the extra help.

The more Goofys, the merrier!

[LAUGHS]

GOOFYS: Whoa!
-Whoopsie!

-Hold on, Goof!
-Steady!

Oh, dear me!

And dear Goofys too. Be careful, boys.

Oh, Mickey, we need a Mouseketool
to get those Goofys down safely.

Oh, you're right, Clarabelle.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL: Oh, Toodles!

MICKEY: What Mouseketool
can help us get the Goofys down?

Right! The handy crane
can pick up the Goofys

and safely put them down on the ground.

We got ears. Say, "cheers!"

Saved by the seat of my pants.

[CHUCKLES]

This is my stop.

Ground floor, all out.

Thanks for the Mouseke-toodly help,
Mickey!

Oh, you're welcome, Goofys.

What can we do next, Clarabelle?

Well, why don't you watch the counter
and help the customers?

You can count on us!

[PETE HUMMING]

♪ Moo Mart ♪

♪ Something else that goes
And rhymes with Moo Mart ♪

Say, does anybody work here?
You got one big and hungry customer.

Hi, Pete.

Well, it's about time, Goof.

What can I do you for?

Oh, let me see.

How's about one of them
vanilly moo muffins?

One vanilly moo muffin coming up.

Oh, my favorite!

[CHUCKLES]

Come to Papa!

Uh, Petey?
Uh, that'll be four coins, please.

What? Oh, yeah. Coins, of course.

Four of them, you say?
Why, uh, got them right here, pal.

Let's help Pete count the coins.

[GOOFY & PETE]
One, two, three, four coins.

-Thanks, Pete.
-You're welcome.

Oh, there's nothing better than
a moo muffin in the morning, I always say.

That'll be four coins
for the muffin, please.

Uh, but I already gave you four coins!

You did? Are you sure?

Well, uh, well, I, uh... Did I?

I thought I did.

Oh, now you got me confused!

Okay, here you go, Goof.

One, two, three, four coins.

Thanks, Pete!

Hmm. Now, how many coins
did I already give Goofy?

Let's see.

First, I gave the Goof
one, two, three, four coins.

Then I gave him another four coins.

Four coins plus four coins makes

one, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight coins.

Eh?

But a muffin only costs four coins.

Oh, something's not right here!

Oh, well, whatever it costs,
this muffin's worth every single coin!

[LAUGHS]

GOOFY: Uh, Pete!

That'll be four coins
for the muffin, please.

[STAMMERING]

But I already... I-- I just... I...

Oh, chicken feathers!

Here's four more coins!

Thanks, Petey pal!

Oh, wait a minute!
Something is definitely not right here!

How many coins did I give
to that Goof altogether?

Four coins plus four coins makes...

eight coins.

And another four coins makes...

eight, nine, ten, 11, 12 coins!

Twelve coins?
Why, that's way more than four coins!

GOOFYS: Enjoying your muffin?

[STAMMERING] What? Goofy? Goofy? Goofy?

Oh, there's three of you.
Oh, this can't be.

I gotta get my eyes checked.

Bye-bye, Petey!

Want another muffin?

Uh... Uh, that's okay, uh, fellas.
I just lost my appetite!

-Hi, Pete!
-Is everything okay?

Don't ask!

GOOFYS: Uh-oh!

Goofys, what happened?

Well, uh, I was moving
some boxes of Jumpy Beans,

and they jumped out!

Jumpy little fellows, aren't they?

Oh, no!

Neither Goofy can jump high enough
to catch my beans!

Oh, I think we need a Mouseke-fiddly.

A Mouseke-bibbly!

A Mouseke-toolie!

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL: Oh, Toodles!

[RINGING]

MICKEY: Well, all that's left
is the Mystery Mouseketool.

Everybody say, "Mystery Mouseketool!"

ALL: Mystery Mouseketool!

MICKEY: What's today's
Mystery Mouseketool?

CLARABELLE: It's springy shoes!

Can they help the Goofys
jump really, really high?

GOOFYS: Yes, sirree!

MICKEY: We picked all our Mouseketools!

Say, "super cheers!"

GOOFY: Yahoo!

Jumping jeepers, it's working!

Let's catch them bouncy beans!

And count them by twos!

Two!

Four!

Six!

Eight!

Yippee! We caught all eight beans.

CLARABELLE: Oh, Goofys!

Well, it's time to close the Moo Mart.

The day went so fast,

especially with all
the marvelous help I've had.

[CLEARS THROAT]

♪ Thank you, Goofys
Thanks to one and all ♪

♪ Whenever I need help
I know exactly whom to call ♪

♪ I wouldn't have my Moo Mart
Without every one of you ♪

♪ I can't thank you all enough ♪

♪ For being part of my Moo Mart crew ♪

Aw, shucks.

Uh-oh. It's the end of the day.

And the six Goofys
haven't turned back into one Goofy yet!

And the professor said that all the Goofys
had to be together for that to happen.

Hold on there, Minnie.
We'd better count them.

One, two, three, four, five...

Five? Huh.

We had six Goofys,
and now there are only five.

So we're missing...

[GASPS]

One Goofy! But where is he?

GOOFY: Yahoo!

First one back to the clubhouse
gets to ride the upslide!

Oh, dear! The one missing Goofy
is running back to the clubhouse!

Hey! Wait for us!

Come on, everybody. Let's make sure
we keep all the Goofys together!

Follow me!

Goodbye, Gooey Goo mess!

Whoo-hoo! Thank you, Handy Helper!

Yeah, thank you.

[BARKING]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

To the upslide!

Wow-wee!

One, two, three, four, five, six Goofys.

Professor, are all the Goofys here?

Every single one. We counted.

[GOOFYS CHUCKLING]

-Hey, what's going on?
-This tickles!

-Whoa!
-Funny!

Tingly!

Wow! It's happening just like
the professor said it would.

Oh! Bye-bye!

Oh! See you!

-Gotta go!
-Later!

All the Goofys are together,

and the effects of the Gooey Goo
are fading away!

I'm back to being me, all me in one!

[CHUCKLES]

ALL: Whoa!
-Oh, my!

DAISY: Oh, dear!
VON DRAKE: Look out!

MICKEY: Uh-oh.

Got it!

[LAUGHS]

Now, that was exasperating!

You can say that again!

[CHUCKLES]

Now that Goofy's back
to being the one and only Goofy,

let's all do the Hot Dog Dance.

Come on, everybody!

♪ Hot dog ♪

[BARKING]

[COMPUTERIZED]
♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now, we got ears
It's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
The problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

Thanks for helping me
put myself back together.

That was a whole lot of fun!

Yippee!

[CHUCKLES]

What a hot-dog day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand new day
What you waiting for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out
Stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ We're splitting the scene
We're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now from Mickey Mouse ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

Aw, thanks for stopping by.

MICKEY: Say, how many coins
does one of Clarabelle's moo muffins cost?

GOOFY: Four coins.

PETE: But I gave the Goof nine, ten, 11...

GOOFY: Twelve coins.

PETE: So that means Goofy owes me...

GOOFY: Eight coins.

MICKEY: What a hot-dog day.
And a Goofy day too.

See you real soon.