03x09 - Road Rally pt. 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Pluto, Daisy, Goofy, Pete, Clarabelle and more go on fun and educational adventures together.
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03x09 - Road Rally pt. 2

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Hey, everybody. It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you want to come inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right. Let's go.

[CHUCKLES]
I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,
we get to say the magic words.

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse!

Say it with me.

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse!

[THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS:
MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE THEME]

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside It's fun inside
It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

-MAN: Roll call! Donald?
-Present!

-MAN: Daisy?
-Here!

-MAN: Goofy?
-Here!

MAN: Pluto?

-MAN: Minnie?
-Oh! Here!

-MAN: Mickey?
-Right here!

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E ♪

CLARABELLE: Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse Road Rally, Part Two.

Hello, road rally racers.
Welcome once again to

the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Road Rally.

Where everyone's a winner.

The race has already begun.

First, we went to Mickey Park.

Now, we're on our way to the desert.

Then, it's off to Mistletoe Mountain,
the jungle,

and, finally, back to the clubhouse.

Every place we visit,
we'll find a Mickey Marker,

and we'll get a special surprise.

All of our friends are in the race,

and Goofy gets to ride the brand-new
Clubhouse Rescue Truck.

Now, let's get back to the race,
as we go through the desert,

looking for the sand castle
with four towers.

Let's all get a moo-ve on.

Look everybody, we found sand castles!

Now, let's see, we're looking
for a sand castle

with how many towers?

Right, four.

DAISY: So which sand castle
has four towers?

This one?

Let's make sure. Count with me.

One, two, three, four.

Four towers. We found it!

♪ You found the Mickey Marker, yay! ♪

♪ That means you're doing great today ♪

♪ Just push this button
for a special surprise ♪

♪ Special surprise ♪

♪ It's big, it's colorful and it flies ♪

[HORN HONKING]

Hi, everybody!

You didn't start looking for the
sand castle without me, did ya?

-Huh?
-Sorry, Pete, but...

Oh, no, don't tell me
I missed the surprise again.

Oh, sizzling fizzlesticks.
I should a gotten here first.

Well, I'm not giving up.

There is no way that I'm gonna miss
the next Mickey Marker surprise.

-[PETE GRUNTS]
-CLARABELLE: Ok, road rallying racers.

Now that you've found
the second Mickey Marker,

the next place to go is
Mistletoe Mountain.

To get your third Mickey Marker,

you need to find a snowman
that looks like...

Mickey!

A snowman that looks like me?

[CHUCKLES]
That's a new one.

No more dilly-dallying,
let's keep on road-rallying.

-Go!
PETE: Catch you all later,

at the top of the mountain!

[LAUGHS]

Looks like I'm way ahead of everybody,
just as I knew I'd be.

I got plenty of time
to look for that snow-Mickey.

Ah, well, since it'll take
forever for them to get up here,

I'm gonna build a snow-Pete.

[CHUCKLES]

[HUMMING]

Here's the nose.

Yippee! I found a snow-Mickey, Mickey!

Hmmm. Wait just a minute.

Something's not right here.

Does this snow-Mickey look like Mickey?

MICKEY: It kinda looks like me.

But what do you think is different?

Right. The ears.

This snow-Mickey has three ears.

[CHUCKLES]
And I only have two.

Come on, let's check the other snowmen.

When you see a snow-Mickey with two ears,
shout, "We got ears!"

We got ears!

[GIGGLES]:
We found the right snow-Mickey.

♪ You found the Mickey Marker, yay! ♪

♪ That means you're doing great today ♪

♪ Just push this button
for a special surprise ♪

♪ Special surprise ♪

♪ It's big, it's colorful and it flies ♪

CHIP AND DALE: Ooh! Ooh!

-Can we push the Mickey Marker?
-Sure thing.

But you're gonna need help
getting up that high.

Don't worry, the Rescue Truck
can help out, easily-peezily.

Humph!

Hop aboard, boys.

CHIP AND DALE:
Whee! -Whoo-hoo-hoo!

On the count of three.

BOTH: One, two, three.

CHIP AND DALE:
Yippee! That's a picture of me!

That was some swell button-pushing, boys!

We couldn't have done it without...

BOTH: The Rescue Truck.

Hooray for the Rescue Truck!

What about me?

I could've helped Chip and Dale, too.

I know, Toodles.

But I bet you can help
the next time there's a problem.

Well, I guess so.

[EXCITED SHOUTS]

Uh, oh, we need something
to catch Chip and Dale.

We need a Mouseketool, fast!

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL: Oh, Toodles!

MICKEY: We have a car seat
and the mystery Mouseketool.

Can we use a car seat
to catch Chip and Dale?

MINNIE: Well, a car seat
is soft and comfy.

Maybe we can use it to catch them.

MICKEY: We got ears, say "cheers!"

Heads up!

CHIP AND DALE: Whee!

ALL: It worked!

-Hooray for Toodles!
PETE: Oh, whoops!

Whoa, look out below! Runaway nose!

I'll take care of this, Mickey.

[SIREN WAILS]

ALL: Hooray for the Rescue Truck!

I helped too. Hooray for me!

MICKEY: Hot dog!

[EXCITED CHATTER]

Gee, everybody's forgotten about me.

[SNIFFS]

Poor Toodles.

Nice save, Goofy!

Oh, that truck of yours
sure comes in handy.

Yep, the Rescue Truck is
a mighty fine rescuer, if you ask me.

CLARABELLE:
Listen up, road rallying racers!

First, you went to Mickey Park.

Second, you went to the desert.

And third, you went to Mistletoe Mountain.

Now, where do you go fourth?

Right! The jungle.

And to find the next
Mickey Marker in the jungle,

you need to find ...the Golden Coconut!

Well, in that case, uh... See ya!

♪ We're gonna rock 'n
ride 'n rally today ♪

♪ Rock 'n ride 'n rally today ♪

♪ We're gonna rock 'n
ride 'n rally today ♪

♪ It's fun to ride this way ♪♪

[CHUCKLES]
I am so way ahead.

Oh, no! Red flag up ahead!
And that means...

ALL: Stop!

Oh, dear. There's no bridge!

What a predicament.

Gee, looks like we're gonna need
help getting across the canyon.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL: Oh, Toodles!

-[FAINT DOG HOWLING]
-[BIRDS SQUAWKING]

Gawrsh! Where's Toodles?

Maybe we didn't call out loud enough.

One more time.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL: Oh, Toodles!

Maybe Toodles is far away
and can't hear us.

Hmmm. I bet the Rescue Truck
has something that'll help us.

I'll just push another button
and see what happens.

[SIREN WAILS]

Golly gee golly!

The Rescue Truck can fly!

Hold on, everybody!

It's the Rescue Truck to the rescue!

Pair off, everyone!

[LAUGHS]

All aboard!

ALL: Hooray for the Rescue Truck!

Aw, shucks.

[GUFFAWS]
T'weren't nothing!

Come on, everybody.
Let's get going to the jungle.

Oh, but what about Toodles?

Gee, I hope the little fella's okay.

Maybe Toodles thinks we
don't need his help anymore.

You might be right, Minnie.

We should all go looking for Toodles.

I'm the one with the Rescue Truck,

so I should go looking for Toodles!

See you real soon!

MICKEY: Good luck!
-Bye!

DAISY AND MINNIE: Good luck.

To the jungle!

CHIP AND DALE: And to the Golden Coconut!

Hoo-hoo!

[GRUNTING]

[CHUCKLES]
I got to the jungle first!

Because I'm the fastest racer. Oh, yeah!

And look what I found, the Golden Coconut!

All I gotta do is grab it, and...

Whoa!

Oh! It's the Golden Coconut!

♪ You found the Mickey Marker, yay! ♪

♪ That means you're doing great today ♪

♪ Just push this button
for a special surprise ♪

♪ Special surprise ♪

♪ It's big, it's colorful and it flies ♪

Hello, down there!

Sorry about those fallen coconuts!

Uh, but now I can help you pick out that
golden one and get the special surprise.

MINNIE [GIGGLES]:
Oh, Pete, we already did that.

And, this time, the surprise was
a balloon with my picture on it.

Cheese and crackers! Again I missed it?

Well, I am not gonna miss the
next Mickey the Marker surprise!

No siree!

Then you should look carefully at the road
rally map with us, Pete.

Where's the last place you need to go?

PETE: Uh, the clubhouse, right?

Right you are!

It's back to the clubhouse
to find the last Mickey Marker.

So, get a moo-ve on!

[HORN HONKS]

Last one there's a stinky shoe!

[LAUGHS]

PETE: Uh-oh.

[SPLASH]

PETE: Sinking sailboats!

Um... Could someone lend me a hand?

Like now?

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL: Oh, Toodles!

Oh, dear. Toodles must still be missing.

I wonder if Goofy found him yet.

Let's call for Goofy.

Everybody say, "Oh, Goofy!"

ALL: Oh, Goofy!

Gosh! Where are Goofy and Toodles?

[BELL RINGING]

[SIGHS, SNIFFLES]

GOOFY: Oh, Toodles!

-Oh, Toodles!
-Goofy!

Oh, Toodles!

Toodles! We were really worried about you.

Me? Really?

Yeah, you.

We were having trouble
and we called for ya,

and when you didn't come,
we knew something was wrong.

Whenever we need help, you always show up.

But what about the Rescue Truck?

Aw, the truck's lots of fun
and all, but, uh...

There are things you can do
that no one else can do.

Hmm. I guess you're right!

ALL [IN DISTANCE]: Oh, Toodles! Oh, Goofy!

Gawrsh, that sounds like our friends.

And it sounds like they need our help.

Let's help them!

[SIREN WAILS]

TOODLES: [CHUCKLING] Whoa-ha-ho!

GOOFY, TOODLES: To the rescue!

Oh, uh, guys? A little help here?

Look, up in the sky!

It's Goofy and Toodles!

ALL: Go Goofy! Go Toodles!

Hang on, Pete!

Toodles and me are gonna rescue ya!

PETE: Could you hurry, on account of...

I didn't bring my swim trunks
and fins with me!

[SIREN WAILS]

Well, pop my pontoons.

-I can't get close enough!
-Uh, hurry up, guys!

We don't have a lot of time here!

Here comes Toodles!

Go Toodles, go!

ALL: Go Toodles, go!

[ALL MURMURING]

-Oh, no!
-Oh, dear.

ALL: Hooray, Toodles!

Thanks, little buddy.
That was just in time.

Whoa! Whoa...

ALL: Go, Toodles! Go, Goofy!

You guys are the best.

-Thanks, pal.
-Aw, thanks!

-Thanks, pal.
-Aw, thanks!

We're sorry, Toodles.

We didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

And we don't ever want you to think

that we don't need you anymore.

Why, you're the best mechanical
pal, a pal could ever have.

Yeah!

You're the best, too!

-And you, too!
-Oh, I'm sorry, too.

I thought that being the
fastest racer was so important.

But, because of that,
I missed all the fun.

And now I can't even
finish the road rally.

I got nothing to ride on.

Maybe a Mouseketool can help you.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL: Oh, Toodles!

TOODLES: All that's left
is the mystery Mouseketool.

Everybody say, "mystery Mouseketool!"

ALL: Mystery Mouseketool!

What's today's mystery Mouseketool?

PETE: Wow... It's a tricycle!

MICKEY: We picked all our Mouseketools.

Say, "super cheers!"

PETE: Thanks, Toodles.

You're the best Mouseketooler
in the whole wide world.

Now I can join everybody and
finish the road rally!

Come on, everybody. To the clubhouse!

ALL: To the clubhouse!

After you, ladies.

Oh, Pete.

MINNIE [GIGGLES]: Why, thank you.

MICKEY: Look, everybody.
There's the checkered flag.

Remember what that means?

It means that the race is officially over!

[ALL CHATTER EXCITEDLY]

Congratulations, all you road rallyers!

♪ You found every Mickey Marker, yay! ♪

♪ All of you were great today ♪

♪ Just push this button
don't close your eyes ♪

♪ Don't close your eyes ♪

♪ Get ready for a big... ♪

♪ Surprise! ♪

I did it.

PETE [EXHALES HEAVILY]: Hmm.

Gee, Pete. Since you missed all of today's
Mickey Marker surprises,

-why don't you push it?
-Oh... Well, thanks, pal!

You know, for a mouse,
that's mighty big of you.

[ALL CHATTERING, CHEERING]

[CHEERING CONTINUES]

[MOANS]

[SIGHS]

GOOFY: Hey, look!
-It's a giant Toodles!

MICKEY: And he's got ears.

MINNIE: [GIGGLES]
Say, "super Toodles cheers!"

TOODLES: Super Toodles cheers!

Thanks for the surprise, everybody!

VON DRAKE: Oh, but there's
one more surprise I got here.

Behold, would you!
The Rescue Truck has now

a special place, right in
the front, for Mr. Toodles.

[GASPS]

-For me?
-You betcha, pal.

Now you can ride along with us.

Yippee!

You see, Toodles, friends help friends.

And, to us, there's
no friend better than you.

♪ I'm a friend ♪

♪ You're a friend ♪

♪ And you, and you and you ♪

♪ It's great to have friends
who help their friends ♪

♪ That's what good friends always do ♪

♪ When my ukulele's missing ♪

♪ And I've looked for it everywhere ♪

♪ Don't worry ♪

♪ You can count on me I'm there ♪

GOOFY: ♪ When I goof up and stumble or go
flying in the air ♪

DONALD: ♪ Here I come ♪

♪ You can count on me I'm there ♪

MINNIE: ♪ When I need
a little cheering up ♪

♪ There's nothing to compare ♪

♪ To the sight of
a friendly friend or two ♪

DAISY: ♪ We're there ♪

[GIGGLING]

♪ So if you have a problem ♪

♪ And can't fix it on your own ♪

Don't give up.

Don't feel bad.

♪ Don't think you're all alone ♪

-♪ I'm a friend ♪
-I'm a friend.

-♪ You're a friend ♪
-You're a friend.

♪ And you, and you and you ♪

♪ It's great to have friends
who help their friends ♪

♪ That's what good friends always do ♪

Ain't it the truth!

Yeah.

[BARKS]

Thanks for going on
the Clubhouse Road Rally

-with us today.
-And thanks for helping us.

And thanks for letting me help you.

What a hot dog road rallying day!

Now let's all get up...

...and do the Hot Dog Dance!

[♪ THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS: HOT DOG! ♪]

♪ Hot dog ♪

[RHYTHMIC BARKING]

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears It's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog the problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog hot diggity dog ♪

Thanks for helping us today
at the clubhouse.

Oh, I sure had fun,
and I hope you did, too!

And thanks for doing the Hot Dog Dance!

Yeah! What a hot dog day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand new day
what you waiting for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog hot diggity dog ♪

♪ We're splitting the scene
we're full of beans ♪

-♪ So long for now from Mickey Mouse ♪
-That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

-Aw, thanks for stopping by!
-See ya real soon!

♪ I'm gonna ride in my car ♪

♪ Gonna pedal my bike ♪

♪ Gonna choo-choo-choo ♪

♪ That's what we like ♪

♪ We're gonna rock
and ride and rally today ♪

♪ Rock and ride and rally today ♪

♪ Gonna rock and ride and rally today ♪

♪ It's fun to ride this way ♪

♪ Get your roller skates on ♪

♪ Get your skateboard, too ♪

♪ Watch your wheels go 'round ♪
♪ This is fun to do ♪

♪ Gonna rock and ride and rally today ♪

♪ Rock and ride and rally today... ♪
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