03x08 - Episode 8

[bunniefuu]

What do you think smells like like

like dead animals?

More like rotten sushi

dead animals, rotten sushi animal

sushi animals.

Hello boy. You're not supposed to be

in here. Too bad, Jake. Jake.

Where's Amanda? Please? Oh, she's we're

not going to tell you where Amanda is,

ever. Very well. If you melons won't

voluntarily tell me where a man is, then

I guess I'll have to use truth gas. Oh,

yeah, Truth gas. Gas.

Fire in the hole.

Now I want the precise locations of

Amanda. Tell me the truth. The truth?

I sleep in Footsie pajamas. I

wish I was Amanda. I am not

interested in your pointless lives. Tell

me the truth about Amanda. Amanda,

I have 3 hairs on my chest. Eww.

Please. I wish I was Amanda.

This is not a difficult question.

Where is Amanda?Think unicorns are cool?

I wish I was Amanda. I give up.

Please, girl.

My favorite color is lavender. I

wish I was Amanda. My feet smell like a

dead animal. I wish I

smelled like Amanda.

My name is Amanda Andy.

My name's Amanda Knight.

Man. My name is Amanda and

I'm sorry, I forgot my

line.

What's wrong? I'm up. I can't remember my

line. Well, think about it. Maybe it'll

just come out OK.

My name's Amanda. Sometimes I

like to visit my friends at their

houses sometimes.

Try again. My

name is Amanda and I try not to drink too

much soda with all the

caffeine that's in it.

Here, Amanda. I brought you a script. Oh,

awesome. OK, let's see. Oh, here. My

name's Amanda. Josh.

What's all over your script?

Ointment. Oh gosh.

Amanda, here use my script. Oh, thanks,

Kathy. Oh yeah,

my name is Amanda, and sometimes I forget

my lines.

OK, stick around and out.

I'll.

Be back in a second and stuff.

The cereal is so dull, the kids

look so bored where

failures as parents.

Try this cereal.

Snap, crackle kaboom.

Now, listen.

Here it snap.

Here it crackle. Sure do, but what about

the?

Wow, when does my cherry pull?

Again, again.

You listen for the snap and the.

Can I have some breakfast?

Snap crackle.

Snap crackle taboo.

Attention, attention all.

Thank you. I'm so delighted you could

all attend this reunion of the Fuertevi

family. Yes,

Tribes, please present young

Cynthia. Yes, Madam,

Presenting Cynthia

Worthington.

My goodness, how touching. Thank you all

so much for your kind reception and warm

hospitality.

Oh

my.

You've been slaughtered. My tie. Thank

you. I'll.

Cynthia, why don't you come over here and

meet my nephew Nigel.

Nigel, this is Cynthia. A pleasure to

meet you. The pleasure is mine.

Order. Oh, would you mind if I brush my

teeth first?

Are you quite finished? Almost. I

must floss, of course.

Oh, holy couch.

Steamed Cherry. I

adore cherries.

The couple of the kids? No problem.

Marvelous cherries.

And why don't you come over and meet my

mother? Hello, This is my

mother, Lady Brekkier. Please do make

your acquaintance.

Dog, you have Her name is Tardof. She won

the blue ribbon in the Westchester Dog

and Carpet show in each deep.

Oh, I love spinach dip.

Cynthia, you have a little just a tab,

right? Oh, that's right.

You screwed my dolphin. Yes,

he's very absorbent.

Cynthia, you've had such a long trip.

Perhaps you'd like to go upstairs in a

freshen? Ah, I haven't bathed in

days. Or shake my legs.

Cynthia, we have razors upstairs in the

bathroom. I don't need a razor. I have a

portable hair wacker.

How rude.

Yo-yo, yo, It's Amanda's Jacuzzi.

Today, my special guest is a professional

wrestler. So you're a

professional wrestler? That's right,

baby. And I understand that you're

extremely tough, little lady

tough on the toughest dude this Saturday

universe.

You like to sniff flowers and wear pretty

skirts. Baby, I see

my shake. Hold on, How about a plate of

spigoty?Bring it on.

That was Amanda's Jacuzzi. yo-

yo yo.

There's nothing wrong with where it

starts.

The lucklessness? OK, family, we're right

here in this room. Great. See

what? We have an amazing view of the ball

game. This is going to be awesome. It's

great, isn't it?

Well, this isn't good. I I can't see.

Come on guys, why don't we just move

right back to this row?

There we go, way better.

OK. Before we start the game, if you're

sitting in row W seats

14/15/16 and

17, you've just won $10

million.

We were supposed to win that. Oh, what

terrible love. At least it's a

beautiful day for a baseball game. Yeah,

not a cloud in the sky.

Wendy, are you alright? Yeah. Stupid

lightning. Hot dogs

get your hot dogs. Hot dogs and I get a

hot dog. Oh, well, sure, honey.



All right, How how much is there?

How much you got? Well, let's see. I have

about $500.

I just got robbed by the hot dog guy.

All the rotten rock. What are the odds of

that? Oh look, the game started. Oh,

all right, now bad English. Ricardo

Stein. Oh,

she's my all time favorite player. I love

him. Wow. And here comes the

first pitch. Come on, come on, Come

on. I love you.

Ohh ohh Ricardo

Stein has just exploded.

At least you'll have this limb to

remember him by.

Hey, hey, that hot dog guy just stole

Mindy's souvenir leg. That wasn't very

lucky. Batting

next Jason Marlumpo. OK, come on.

Gee, I sure would love to catch a foul

ball. It's a foul ball.

Don't worry Sir, we'll get the next one.

Wow, my 2 foul balls in a row. What are

the odds of that?

I'm just hitting the head with the hockey

puck and we aren't even had a hockey

game. I don't

know.

Arrow.

Odd. Oh, and two, here comes the bitch.

He sure got a hold of that one. It's

going, going. It's out of here. Home run.

It's still going right out to the parking

lot. It's worn our car.

Now that was some fabulous

What are the odds? Are there attention a

foreign submarine has accidentally

launched a nuclear m*ssile? Oh no. Did

you hear that? A nuclear m*ssile. Oh,

that's terrible. But don't worry,

The odds of the m*ssile landing anywhere

near the United States are over 5 million

to 1. We can just throw away.

Dad. Yeah, I see it. I

can't believe it landed in the United

States, much less my laugh. What

are the odds of that? You're just very

lucky it didn't explode. I'll say.

Yeah.

And here comes the pitch.

Oh

wow. What are the odds of that?

For the next team.

It's time for a hillbilly moment.

Who's there ahead? I'm

gonna hitch you in the head with a hand.

That's good.

Hurry up, Preston.

Are you sure we're allowed to be up here?

Silence please. Wire cutter wire

cutters. What are you

doing?Somewhere in this massive wires is

Amanda's actual telephone line. Once I

find it, I will use this phone to finally

make contact with Amanda. Can we use it

to order me a sandwich? We did not drive

10 miles, disable a phone company

worker, and climb up a 40 foot pull to

order you a sandwich. Half a

sandwich. The time has

come for me to finally meet Amanda.

Please.

Bonjour, you're not Amanda.

Did you find Amanda? It's ringing.

Please.

Hello. I'm not a burglar.

You're not Amanda either.

Good one.

Hello.

Hello.

I think we had a bad connection.

Don't push me.

Your children should be sent toAustralia.

Hello Uncle Nipsey. I'm

not nipsey. You have the wrong

number, Nipsey. Quick, get a can of

whipped cream, but I'm afraid of cream

that's been whipped.

I've got the whipped cream. OK, now

insert the nozzle into your mouth. But I

don't want to get all right.

Squirt. Nipsey. Squirt,

Squirt.

Hello.

Thank you guys.

OK, the show's just about over, but

before we go, I want to show you guys how

I can tie my leg into a hoop knot by

using a hammer, some margarine, a

blowtorch. Runner. Dinner

Reserve. I

beg your

pardon?

Well, I'm. I'm afraid there's been a

mistake. Mistake.

Yeah, I didn't order any clams. I'm doing

a TV show.

I see.

OK, anyway, like I was

saying, I tie my leg into a hoop knot by

using the marks. This is safe. You

are the TV show person who sent back my

clams. Yeah, but I I didn't

order any food. Oh, you say that

now. Because of you, I

will forever be known as chef clams

that are bad.

Get ahold of yourself. Hi, I'm the

owner of the restaurant. What seems to be

the problem here? First of all, this

isn't a restaurant. This.

Is true security.

I am no Chef Man Cloud.

Hey.

That big of a deal?

Eat the clams. You mean this?

Yeah, bring me the naughty clams or

whatever they're called.

OK, that's our show. I got to swallow

some awful clams. See ya.

Amanda, please.