02x08 - Operation: T.H.E.-S.H.O.G.U.N./Operation: C.O.L.L.E.G.E.

[bunniefuu]

Ha!

Out of the way!

Come on, people,

Move it or lose it!

- Hey! - What the?

Kids next door

Emergency here!

Aah!

Move... Move... Move... Move!

Sorry I'm late,

Numbuh 2.

Where have you been?

I had to give your place

In line to someone else.

Hi!

You what?

- Well, you're not - the only one excited

About the grand opening

Of the all-cheese restaurant.

- You better get - to the back of the line

- Before even - more people show up.

I-i can't believe you!

- [ Grumbles ] - fine!

Maybe I'll find a real friend

At the end of the line.

[ Laughs ]

You actually

Believed me?

Huh?

Come on.

You know I'd never let someone

Take your place in line.

Aw.

- You and your - cruddy jokes.

I ought to put you

In a figure-four leg lock

And twist until

Your lousy kneecaps pop.

Hey!

Finally!

You don't understand!

It's exactly what I thought

Heaven would look like.

But with

Even more cheese.

Where should we sit?

Hmm, how about over...

This way.

Hmm!

I'm not so sure

About this place.

It's crawling

With adults.

Numbah 2: don't worry.

Everyone's just here

To have some cheese

And enjoy themselves.

- Man: [ french accent ] - hello! Bon soir.

I am jacques. I will be

Your waiter tonight.

May I suggest to you the...

- Cheese fries! - I'll have the cheese fries.

Uh... And did you want

Cheese with your fries?

Well, duh! They're

Cheese fries, right?

[ Laughs nervously ]



Out of the cheese fries.

Then I'll just have

The mozzarella sticks.

[ Gasps ]

And would monsieur care for

Mozzarella in the sticks?

Yes.

Mozzarella would be nice

With my mozzarella sticks!

[ Laughs nervously ]

Alas, monsieur, but we are

Also out of the mozzarella.

Ugh... You order,

Numbuh 2.

Okay, I'd like a nice big

Slice of cheesecake, please.

Would you like

Cheese in the cheese...

- Now, just hold on - a second, bub!

What kind of cruddy

Cheese joint is this, anyway?

I am so sorry.

- Since the cheese shogun - has arrived,

We have been forced to give him

All of our cheese as tribute.

Cheese shogun, wha?

- Numbuh 2: aw, - relax, numbuh 4,

We'll just order some burgers

And put our own cheese on them.

I never go

Anywhere without...

No, no, no. Monsieur,

They'll come back!

Run for your lives!

[ Screaming ]

What's going on?

Aah! Ow!

My cheese!

[ Gasps ]

Cheese ninjas!

We don't want

Any trouble, guys.

We're just here

To eat some cheese.

[ Gasps ]

Eat cheese?

Take them!

Hey, come on!

Ow!

Careful, careful, now!

Quit pushing.

[ Growls ]

Forgive the disturbance,

Oh, exalted one,

But these two vermin

Were apprehended

Attempting to... Um... Eat some

Of your lordship's cheese.

[ Roaring ] what?!

Impudent fools!

You dare eat that which

Is more valuable than gold?

I do it all the time.

In fact, if you'll just hand

Over my swiss you've got there,

I'll show you how...

Silence!

He who controls the cheese

Controls the world!

All mankind quakes

At the power of cheese.

And i, shogun roquefort,

Master of mozzarella,

Baron of brie,

Commander of camembert...

[ Laughing ]

More like the looney

Of limburger.

Roquefort: enough!

Throw these cheese-eating

Parasites into the mines!

Mines? Just give me

Back my cheese!

I'm warning you!

Give me back my...

[ Whip cracks ]

- Come on! - Grate faster!

Time is cheese!

Move it, move it!

Go. Hurry up!

- Move it! - Hurry it up!

By order of

Cheese shogun, move it!

- Let's go! - Come on, move it!

- Come on! - Faster, faster!

Work, work harder!

Move it!

The coast is clear.

Come on.

Let's out of here.

- Which way - is out of here?

Oh, I'll just

Give you directions.

Hey, thanks,

That would be gre...

Ahh!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Aah!

Numbuh 4, this way!

Stop them!

Come on, come on,

Let's go.

Aah!

- Ugh! - Ugh!

Whoa! Whoa!

[ Heavy breathing ]

So long, suckers!

Gouda know ya!

[Good to]

Uh, numbuh 2...

- Wait, wait, - I got another one.

See ya!

[Be]

Wouldn't wanna brie ya!

Numbuh 2!

What?

[ Gasps ]

Ahh! Ahh!

[ Screaming ]

Which way, which way?!

- Left! - No, right!

Your other right!

Whoa! Whoa!

Uh, does that thing

Look familiar?

Kind of...

And so do they.

Um, you guys aren't mad

About that brie joke, are you?

[ Laughs ]

All: aah!

Unless you want to be fondue,

Everybody out!

[ Screaming ]

Now which way?

I know... This way!

Oh, no, you don't.

This time we're going my way.

If you want to find the exit,

You'll follow me.

Come on, everyone.

Who's trying

To find the exit?

[ Sighs ]

All right, shogun, it's

The end of the party, havarti.

You know, they say

The moon is made of cheese.

Imagine all that cheese,

Mine to control with

No obnoxious children

To tear down

My cheesy dynasty.

You know why I'm here.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Is this what

You came back for?

[ Munches ]

Mmm.

I'm eating your cheese.

Delicious!

That's it!

Let's cut the cheese!

Bring it on!

Ahh!

Ahh!

[ Grunts ]

[ Cheering ]

I knew I picked the right way.

That knucklehead numbuh 2

Probably ended up

Right in the middle of that

Crazy shogun's throne room.

Oh, crud!

Backup's here,

Numbuh 2.

Numbuh 2?

You... You...

You b*at

The cheese shogun?!

That's right!

I have defeated that pathetic

Pile of parmesan,

And once I rebuild

The cheese mines,

I, numbuh 2, will be the most

Powerful cheese shogun ever!

No one shall eat

My precious cheese ever again!

And there's nothing

You can do to stop me.

Don't make me fight you,

Numbuh 2.

We're friends, remember?

Fool!

Prepare to...

[ Laughs ]

You should see your face!

[ Laughing ]

You actually believed me.

[ Laughs ]

You've got to admit,

That was kind of funny.

Hyah!

[ Whimpers ]

So, tell me, how did

you b*at the shogun?

Aw, it was easy.

First he tried to use

Stilton style on me,

But I easily countered with

My pepper jack power punch.

I mean, sure, he thought he

Had me with the cabrales blast,

- But he was nowhere - near fast enough

To block my extra-sharp

Cheddar chop, or my...

- He hit his head - on the ceiling

When he jumped up

In the air, didn't he?

Well, yeah.

But if he hadn't,

He would have had to face

My gruyäre grapple grip,

And my fougeru foot fury,

And my st. Andre shin...

[ Slurping ]

this morning in england's

brainbridge university,

staff and students alike

eagerly await the arrival

of a local 10-year-old boy

who's been accepted to this

prestigious university.

- a university official - is quoted as saying,

"this youngster has

an exceptional brain,

and we can't wait

to get our hands on it."

Okay, everybody ready?

[ Shouts of agreement ]

[ Siren wails ]

All: aww.

All right team,

Let's move out.

We have a code red...

Hold up.

This is our day off.

But it's critically

Important, numbuh 5.

A kid has been

Accepted into college.

Ahh!

Sorry... Spider.

You were saying?

I was saying...

There is no way numbuh 5

Is giving up her beach day

Because some stupid kid is

Going to some stupid college.

Yeah, what's the big deal?

Are you all blind?

Adults can't stand the idea

That a kid that

Can be smarter than them,

So whenever

They find a smart one,

They send him to college

Where they remove his brain.

[ Laughs ]

That milkshake must be

Going to your brain.

You know I don't get

Milkshake headaches.

Okay, then.

You just crazy!

If colleges are really taking

All the smart kids' brains,

Then why haven't

They sent me there?

[ Clears throat ]

Look, we are going on a beach

Day with or without you.

- Fine! - I'll go on my own!

Enjoy your stupid

Beach day.

Oh, yeah?

Is that an order?

As a matter of fact,

It is.

Cool.

Yes, "cool."

- Pbht! - Pbht!

- Nya-nya-nya- - nya-nya.

Nya-nya-nya-

Nya-nya.

[ Imitating numbuh 5 ]

Going to your brain.

That milkshake must be

- [ Normal voice ] - who needs 'em?

I can complete

This mission by myself.

[ Slurps ]

Let them play

On some stupid beach

While nigel uno saves the day.

"Brainbridge university,

The best place for brains."

Hmm.

They probably think

That's clever or something.

"Sohcahtoa"... Sine equals

Opposite over hypotenuse,

Cosine...

Wait for it...

Wait for it.

Equals opposite

Over adjacent...

Now!

[ Mutters ]

[ Muttering ]

With hydrochloric acid...

Where would they keep a kid

If they wanted

To take out his... Brain!

Hmm.

Worth a sh*t.

[ Speaks german ]

[ Glass breaking ]

[ Grunting ]

Directly related to

The coefficient of...

[ Sighs ]

Let me see...

[ Mutters ]

Maybe you could

Give me some info

As to where our young genius is.

Huh?

Ugh!

Man: welcome, nigel uno,

To the lair of...

Professor triple extra large!

I should have known a villain as

Sinister as you was behind this.

Where's the kid?

I made him up.

You see, nigel uno,

It's your brain I want.

And now I've got

Something planned for you.

[ Gasps ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Whirring ]

[ Gulps ]

Huh?

Go on, try it.

You've got to be

Kidding me.

- Oh, no, no, - no, no, no.

You see, all my life I've had

But one glorious quest...

To concoct

The perfect snow cone.

But by a twist

Of cruel fate,

I'm susceptible to agonizing

Ice cream headaches.

[ Whines ]

I needed a test subject

Who's immune to its

Debilitating icy sting...

A test subject like you.

So what do you say?

[ Smacks lips ]

Too blueberonic.

[ Chimes ]

[ Laughs ]

This might be the one.

[ Slurps ]

Hmm.

Well?

It... It's...

Yes?

It's...

No!

- Ah! - Numbuh 5!

Don't talk.

We're getting you out of here.

What? No!

You can thank us later.

All yours, numbuh 3.

Okay.

We're out of here!

Go, go, go, go!

Come back here

With my test subject!

He's mine!

I can't let them escape,

Not when I'm so close.

Numbah 1: you guys are

Supposed to be at the beach.

- Numbah 4: - listen to him.

It sounds like they

Already took his brain.

Give me back

My test subject!

Whoa!

Who order ed the calamari?

Go get him,

Numbuh 3!

Okey-doky!

Numbah 1: please,

You shouldn't be doing this.

Trying to escape

Through a tight squeeze, eh?

Well, think again!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Evasive action!

Aaah!

Ugh!

[ Gurgling ]

Numbah 5: come on,

Don't just sit there!

Listen to me.

I want to go back.

Ohh, they really did

Take your brain, didn't they?

There you are!

Ahh! Ahh!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Now, let's get

Back to the lab so...

Hi, squiddy.

Say "cheese"!

[ Moaning ]

Ugh!

Ugh! Ugh!

You annoying little gnat!

Now you're in for a shock!

Stay still, why don't you?

Missed me.

[ Laughs ]

Oopsy.

Sorry, numbuh 1.

Aah!

Whoa!

- Numbah 3: - the tollbooth is clear!

Exact change now,

Numbuh 4!

Right!

Almost there, guys.

Come on, come on.

All right!

We're going to make it!

Hold it right there!

Give me the kid, or I'll

Freeze your little pea brains.

Do what he says.

Please.

No way!

Huh?

Ah!

Ugh!

Numbuh 4: sorry.

No, no, no!

All my work

Depends on his brain!

That's it!

Prepare to be kid-cicled!

[ All yelling ]

If I can't make

The perfect snow cone,

I'll make the perfect kid cone.

Why, I'll...

Oh, I've had

It with you!

You meddling mob!

Perturbing pests!

Hold still,

You malicious mosquito!

You agitating bumblebee!

You...

Pretty flying

Fairy birdy-bird.

[ Groans ]

Go, go, go, go!

No! No!

Come back!

Please!

My snow cone research!

[Crying] noooo!

No-o-o-o! No!

Man, what

Is his problem?

If it wasn't for us,

He'd still be trapped

At that brain-drain place.

- Aw, don't - worry about it.

I'll bet he's thinking of

A way to thank us as we speak.

[ Sniffs ]

Those idiots.

That last snow cone

Was perfect.



♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

[ Electric guitar solo ]

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

[ Electric guitar solo ]

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door