♪♪ ♪ Skiddly ahh bop bow
Get upple on a wubble
Buzz into a bubble
Wubble on the double
And take your face
To a wubbulous place
Scuttle on a shuttle
Waddle in a puddle ♪
♪♪ Ow!
♪♪ ♪ Through the middle
Of a muddle
And dance your feet down
To wubbulous street
Flip, float, flop, and drop
Bottoms up down to the top
Insides, outsides
Here and on
When you get to the end
When you get to the end you go on and on ♪
You go on and on ♪
♪♪ Ooh!
♪♪ Yeah!
♪♪ Ha ha ha ha ha!
♪♪ Ew!
♪♪ ♪ Scuttle on a shuttle
Waddle in a puddle
Through the middle
Of a muddle
And dance your feet down
To wubbulous street ♪
♪♪ Hello.
♪♪ ♪ Get upple on a wubble
Buzz into a bubble ♪
♪♪ Yeah!
♪♪ Tighten up, get loose.
♪♪ ♪ In the wubbulous world
In the wubbulous world
Of dr. Seuss ♪
♪♪ Yeah.
♪♪ Marshmallow salad.
♪♪ Um, check.
♪♪ Good. Marshmallow slaw.
♪♪ Check.
♪♪ Good. Marshmallows.
♪♪ Here they come. Whoo! Check.
♪♪ Nice sh*t. More marshmallows.
♪♪ And...check!
♪♪ Great big marshmallow.
♪♪ I got it. I got it. Got it.
♪♪ Ok. Ok, ok, ok, good.
♪♪ Check!
♪♪ Ok, we're ready to picnic.
♪♪ Hey, he ate it all!
♪♪ He ate it all!
♪♪ Check! [Burps] ohh.
♪♪ Ok, once more from the top.
Marshmallow salad.
♪♪ Whoo! Check.
♪♪ [Barking]
♪♪ Max, come on. Come on, buddy.
Yeah.
♪♪ ♪ Tada
♪♪ Aaargh!
♪♪ Stop complaining, you
Miserable wretch. Do you want to
Ruin a nice game of fetch?
♪♪ Uh, no, i--i can't eat that.
♪♪ Oh. Hello!
♪♪ Hello!
♪♪ Hello there!
♪♪ Hi!
♪♪ Hi!
♪♪ Boy, I'm hungry. Let me at
It. Let me at it.
♪♪ No, no. Guys, guys, please!
I've got plenty for all.
♪♪ [Gasps]
♪♪ Let me at it. Let me at it.
♪♪ There you go. Dig in,
Little guy.
♪♪ Whoo-hoo! [Chomping]
♪♪ He's a good eater.
♪♪ Fur ball, it's time to play.
Hyah!
♪♪ Aah!
♪♪ Oh, max...fetch!
♪♪ [Barks]
♪♪ [Laughs]
♪♪ Yeoww!
♪♪ Huh?
♪♪ Ooh.
♪♪ [Barking]
♪♪ I have a feeling he'll
Be back.
♪♪ Oh, what's for dessert, babs?
I don't know. Oh!
♪♪ Bubble-bump pie.
♪♪ With blue-butter cream!
♪♪ As blue as your eyes.
♪♪ Aww.
♪♪ That's sweet.
♪♪ [Barks]
♪♪ [Gasping]
♪♪ Hyah!
♪♪ Aah!
[Whistling]
♪♪ I've got a feeling
Something's about to happen.
Something's about to happen. ♪♪ Aah!
♪♪ Aah!
♪♪ Aah!
♪♪ Aah!
♪♪ What?
♪♪ The baby! The baby!
♪♪ The baby! The baby! [All screaming]
[All screaming]
♪♪ [Barking]
♪♪ The baby! The baby!
♪♪ Yes! It's a beautiful day at
The park for baby racing. The
Carriage is in the lead,
Followed by max, and the balaban
Family taking up the rear.
♪♪ Go, max! Go, max! Go, max!
♪♪ Baby balaban is still in the
Lead, but max is gaining. Oh,
It's max gaining! No, it's the
Carriage. Max, carriage, max,
Carriage, max. Boy, this is
Gonna be close. Carriage, max.
He's got it! Max has done it!
♪♪ [All cheering]
♪♪ Never in all my broadcasting
Years, ladies and gentlemen,
Seen such an athletic display by
A canine rescuing a baby
Carriage.
♪♪ [Barks and whines]
♪♪ Uh-oh.
♪♪ [Whining]
♪♪ Huh?
♪♪ Huh?
♪♪ Huh?
♪♪ Aah! Hmm?
♪♪ Heh heh. Good dog.
♪♪ [Sighs]
♪♪ Heh heh.
♪♪ My baby! My baby! My baby!
Ohh!
♪♪ Pretty baby. Pretty baby.
♪♪ That pup is a hero.
♪♪ That dog is so daring.
♪♪ He's brave and courageous.
♪♪ Incredibly caring.
♪♪ Wait! You saved the baby.
♪♪ Oh, what a wonderful doggie!
♪♪ Mom, mom, can we keep him?
Can we? Can we please?
♪♪ Well, now, dear, I don't see
Why not.
♪♪ Ooh, great! Let's see, what
Should I call him?
♪♪ Max?
♪♪ No, not max. I don't like
Max. Let's call him bill or tom.
♪♪ His name is max, and I am
Taking him home!
♪♪ Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!
♪♪ Ha ha ha! Come on, max.
♪♪ Now, what's a nice pup like
Him doing with a guy like that,
Huh?
[Clock chiming]
♪♪ Welcome to another memorable
Episode of "unhappy people."
♪♪ [Barks]
♪♪ "You are a hero." Ha ha ha!
Imagine that, you a hero. That
Unhappy people guy, now there's
A hero. Oh, yes, max. A little
Lower. To the right. I mean, you
Were just fetching that thing.
Oh, ok, enough. Get off.
Get off.
♪♪ [Barking]
♪♪ Hmm? And just what is it you
Want now?
♪♪ [Whines]
♪♪ Doh, all right. Mmmm.
Heh heh heh.
♪♪ [Barks]
[Panting and barking]
[Clanking and clattering]
[Clanking and clattering] ♪♪ [sighs] hero. Ha ha ha ha ha!
♪♪ [Sighs] hero. Ha ha ha ha ha!
How about a nice game of fetch,
Hmm?
♪♪ [Barks]
♪♪ Now, where is that thingy?
♪♪ You're it, bunky! Ha ha ha!
♪♪ I'll get you! Hey, molly!
♪♪ What?
♪♪ Look. This is the dog that
Saved my baby sister.
♪♪ [Barks]
♪♪ Oh, he's so cute. Oh! Ha ha.
♪♪ You're a hero, boy. You know
That? Yes, you are. Yes, you
Are.
♪♪ I don't mean to interrupt,
But...raaaaaah!
♪♪ [Both scream]
♪♪ [Barks]
♪♪ Come along, max.
Now, remember, not another word
About this hero nonsense. Hmm?
♪♪ [Whines]
♪♪ [Whines] [knocking on door]
[Knocking on door]
♪♪ Oh, hi!
♪♪ You see, we just wanted to
Thank the hero who saved--
[Slams]
♪♪ Not another word.
[Telephone rings]
♪♪ Ooh! My paper's ringing. Oh!
Heh heh. "Daily flugel" city
Desk. Fox in socks speaking.
What? Dog saves baby? What
A story! Hey, we'll be right
There, ma'am. Thanks. Oh, mr.
Knox? Mr. Knox? Mr. Knox?
Wake up.
♪♪ [Snoring]
No more cheese--whoa!
♪♪ Come on, mr. Knox, stop
Fooling around. We've got
A story to cover, huh?
♪♪ Really?
♪♪ Yeah. I know it's hard to
Believe, but, um...
♪♪ This could be our opportunity
To get back on page one.
♪♪ And out of the funny pages,
Huh?
♪♪ Story by fox.
♪♪ Photos by knox.
♪♪ That's right!
♪♪ [Together] we're back!
♪♪ [Together] we're blind!
♪♪ I can't see anything.
Where's the door?
♪♪ Where am i?
♪♪ We've got to get to
The story.
♪♪ Oh, harold, you have made me
So unhappy.
♪♪ Yeah. Ha ha!
♪♪ Eunice, you have made me
Positively miserable.
♪♪ Great, great, great!
♪♪ Great, great, great! [Knocking on door]
[Knocking on door]
♪♪ [Together] say cheese!
♪♪ Huh? Aah!
♪♪ I got it! Ha ha.
♪♪ Oh, he didn't say cheese.
♪♪ [Barks]
♪♪ Wuxtry! Wuxtry! Read all
About it! Precocious pup pulls
Preschooler from perilous
Predicament! Public applauds!
♪♪ [Applause]
♪♪ Public pronounces praise!
♪♪ [Cheering]
♪♪ Public pays newsboy for
Paper! Right there, please.
I love the power of the press.
♪♪ Oh, what a nightmare.
[Groaning]
Huh? Precious preschooler
Pulled from peril by peerless
Pooch? Huh?
♪♪ This is sally spingel spungel
Sporn live from the home of max
The hero, a pup who saved a life
And won our thanks.
Mayor stovepipe--
Mayor stovepipe to be arriving
Any moment now, and--
♪♪ There's nothing to see here.
Move along.
♪♪ [Gasps] there he is! There's
Max the hero, a dog who saved
A baby and won our hearts. Come
On in, everybody. Let's see the
Home of this cute and caring
Canine. Ha ha! All right!
♪♪ Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy!
♪♪ Oh, my, yes! [Gasps] I think
The mayor is coming!
♪♪ Huh?
♪♪ That way!
♪♪ Ooh!
♪♪ Aah!
♪♪ Press. Oh--heh--
♪♪ Hello, mayor! Are you here
To honor max the hero, a pooch
Who saved--
♪♪ Sally, sally, sally, sally.
Max's heroism is an inspiration
To all of us. So on behalf of
All the citizens of our town,
I hereby declare tomorrow
Max day!
♪♪ [Cheering and applause]
♪♪ I can't believe this is
Happening!
♪♪ Hooray! Yeah-ha!
♪♪ Ok, ok, that's enough. And
Finally, tomorrow at a ceremony
I will present max the hero--
Ah, there he is, hey, you--
With the key to our fair city.
♪♪ [Cheering and applause]
♪♪ Max. Max!
Max? Max!
♪♪ ♪ Let's hear it for the hero
Of the hour,
Three cheers for the doggie
Of the day
♪♪ Hip-hip-hooray
♪♪ Let's hear it now for max
The hero
♪♪ Let's find out what
These people have to say
♪♪ He's brilliant
♪♪ He's daring
♪♪ He's--
♪♪ He's confident and caring,
There's no one else
Like him around
♪♪ He's brave
♪♪ He's fearless
♪♪ Comp--
♪♪ Compassionate and peerless,
There's no one like
This great heroic hound ♪
♪♪ Max! Max, stop that at once.
Will you people get out of here?
♪♪ ♪ He's kind
♪♪ He's gracious
♪♪ Terrif--
♪♪ Terrific and tenacious,
There's no one like
This great heroic hound,
Let's hear it now for max
The hero ♪
♪♪ [Barking]
♪♪ ♪ Three cheers for the doggie
Of the day
♪♪ Hip-hip-hooray
♪♪ Hip-hip-hooray
♪♪ Hip-hip-hooray
♪♪ Hip-hip-hooray
♪♪ Hip-hip--hoo-- ♪
♪♪ Quiet!
♪♪ ♪ Ray
♪♪ Ooh.
♪♪ Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I hereby invite max to the
Mayoral mansion, where he shall
Be entitled to live forever in
The lap of luxury. Huh? How
About that? How about that, pup,
Huh? You'll like that, huh?
All right, let's go! To the
Mansion!
♪♪ Oh, yes! Come on, let's go.
♪♪ Here we go, max.
♪♪ So you're a hero. Well,
Hip-hip-hoo-haa. Three jeers and
A howl, and a huge heartfelt
<Span>baah.</Span>so go be a hero. I'll let
Out a cheer. Go live with the
Mayor. You're not welcome here!
♪♪ [Barks]
♪♪ [Barks] ♪♪ hmph. And stay out!
♪♪ Hmph. And stay out!
♪♪ What a parade!
♪♪ That max is an ace.
♪♪ He deserves each hooray!
♪♪ Each smile on each face.
♪♪ Hey, here he comes now.
Hey, it's time for confetti.
♪♪ Ah, the little guy's got it.
♪♪ Cat c, are you ready?
♪♪ Hooray, hooray!
♪♪ He dumped it all out!
♪♪ Hoo boy.
[Fanfare playing]
♪♪ [Barks]
♪♪ Max!
♪♪ Hmm?
♪♪ Max, my heroic poochy.
I've got something for you.
Huh? Huh?
This is a velvet-lined spun silk
Slipper from the kingdom
Of ka-larry. There ya go.
Ha ha ha. Ahh.
Max, you deserve
Only the finest.
Ahh, frankly, I don't know how
You made due with that green
Fella for so long. I mean,
What would anybody see in him?
Oh--oh, ha ha ha. No, max, no.
Pets don't brush their masters.
♪♪ Oh?
♪♪ Masters brush their pets,
Huh? Ahh, brusher,
Mayoral brusher.
♪♪ Ahem.
♪♪ Oh, yeah, hey, armond. Yeah,
Prepare max for the max day
Festivities, all right? [Sighs]
Max. You're a hero.
The pride of the people.
You belong to the ages now.
Ahh, you'll forget all about
That grinch guy soon enough,
Huh? Sure you will. All right,
Do a nice job, armond. I want
Him to look pretty, eh?
♪♪ Ohh.
[Whimpers]
♪♪ Have you ever had any
Experience being a "pet"?
♪♪ N-no-no--i--
Ooh-hoo-hoo!
[Crash]
♪♪ Next.
♪♪ Well, I'm generous and kind
To others. I'm the nicest moose
You'd ever want to meet.
Some call me big-hearted.
Whoa-whoa!
♪♪ Next.
♪♪ Ahem. Woof.
♪♪ Next.
♪♪ Ehh. [Humming]
♪♪ Ahh. Who needs a pet?
Uncivilized creatures,
Scratchy and screechy flea
Bidden leachers. Can't stand
'Em. Don't need 'em,
Don't want 'em, oh, no.
I'll never have one, not ever.
♪♪ Yah bah blahh blahh!
[Whimpering]
♪♪ Hello.
[Glass breaks]
♪♪ [Whimpering]
♪♪ Kibble?
♪♪ Ahhh!
♪♪ Today's episode of "unhappy
People" will not be seen so that
We can bring you the following
Max day spectacular.
♪♪ Live from mayor stovepipe's
Mansion, it's the max day
Celebration! Featuring that dog
We love, that dog we need,
Max!
♪♪ Yechh! Max day, indeed.
Who needs him? Not i.
I don't need max at all.
Why would I need max when I
Have--
♪♪ Arrr.
♪♪ Ahh. This rock. Heh!
I don't need you, max.
I've got plenty of stuff.
♪ A rock and a hat,
A sack full of weeds,
A carton of crust,
Some broken old beads,
A bowl of old oatmeal,
Two stuffed centipedes,
I love my stuff
And my stuff loves me
♪♪ A hero, a savior,
So valiant and true
♪♪ Hoo-rah, huzzah,
Yippee, ya-hoo
♪♪ Have a tidbit, a morsel,
A chow and a chew
♪♪ We love our max
And our max loves us
♪♪ Ooh, my stuff,
My wonderful stuff,
Who needs a dog when
I've got enough
Gruffulous, ruffulous stuff
♪♪ Have a basket of biscuits,
A truckload of treats
♪♪ A cup full of crud,
Chunks of moldy old meat
♪♪ And for dessert...
♪♪ Spider legs
♪♪ A selection of sweets
♪♪ We love our max
And our max loves us
♪♪ I said all my stuff
♪♪ Our wonderful pup
♪♪ Who needs a dog
When I've got enough
Gruffulous, ruffulous stuff
My baubles and beebles,
Fleebles and fluff,
Who needs a dog when
I've got enough? ♪
♪♪ Ahh, what?
♪♪ ♪ Stuff
♪♪ Max loves us
And we love him, too
♪♪ My stuff loves me,
Don't you, old shoe?
My stuff loves me,
And stuff, i...
Love...
You ♪
♪♪ [Whimpering]
♪♪ Ahh. [Groaning]
♪♪ [Growling]
♪♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
Whoa, whoa, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Whoa! Ahh!
Oh. Yeah. What the--ahh! Get!
What?
Max...
Max...
♪♪ Coming up, max day, live with
Sally sporn!
[Indistinct talking]
♪♪ That's some dog!
♪♪ Let's see this hero.
♪♪ When's he coming out?
♪♪ Ohh, max. Ohh. Huh?
♪♪ [Gasps] it's the grinch!
♪♪ Grr!
♪♪ What's he doing here?
♪♪ Yeah!
♪♪ Vultures.
♪♪ Is this thing on?
♪♪ Ooh, sorry.
♪♪ Much better. There you go.
Enjoy. Yes. Next.
♪♪ Let me in.
♪♪ Is your name on the list?
♪♪ I don't have to be on
The list. [Growls]
♪♪ Next.
[Gasps] regina, the exquisite
Queen of ka-larry. Ahh. Right
This way, your majesty.
♪♪ Uh, I'm with her.
♪♪ Uh, I'm with her. ♪♪ I don't think so. Next!
♪♪ I don't think so. Next!
Not even close. Next!
[Sighs]
♪♪ This is sally spingle spungle
Sporn live at the mayor's
Mansion for a day of maximum
Celebration of a dog named max,
A dog who saved a tot--
And--[grunts] won our--aah! Oh!
[Trumpets]
♪♪ It sounds like the max day
Festivities are about to begin.
[All hooting]
♪♪ Ohh! [Grunts]
[Panting] I'm going back to
Radio.
♪♪ There's max!
[Cheering]
♪♪ Hooray!
♪♪ Yip-yip-yahoo!
[Growls]
♪♪ Mayor stovepipe, how does it
Feel to hold a hero in your
Arms?
♪♪ Ah, well, there was this
Admiral once. Uh--but this is
The first one with a cold, wet
Nose. Yeah.
♪♪ [Laughs] yes, and what do you
Think we can all learn from this
Brave pup?
♪♪ Well, that inside all of us,
There is a hero, that even
A little doggie can make a big
Difference.
♪♪ A big difference indeed.
♪♪ Yeah.
♪♪ Made by a little dog named--
♪♪ Max!
♪♪ Huh?
[Gasps]
♪♪ Max?
[Whimpers]
[Barks and pants]
♪♪ Ohh. That's just what
The admiral did!
[Barks]
♪♪ Aww, my max!
[Crowd murmuring]
♪♪ [Growls]
Aww, max. I just want to say--
Well, I want to tell you--
What I mean to say is, I'm--
[Growls]
♪♪ Um, yes. Well, this has been
Sally spingle spungle sporn live
From the max day festivities.
Let's roll!
♪♪ Ook! Ook! Ook!
♪♪ I've missed you, max.
♪♪ Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
♪♪ And you know what I just
Realized?
♪♪ Yeah?
♪♪ I think, a little while ago--
♪♪ Yeah?
[Growls]
♪♪ Something bit my leg!
[Yelps and barks]
♪♪ Max?
♪♪ Hmm?
♪♪ Don't fetch.
♪♪ Mm-mm-mm.
[Both grunt]
♪♪ Grinch, grinch, grinch,
Yuck, yuck, yuck!
♪♪ Na-na, na-na, na, na!
Na-na, na-na, na, na!
Whoa!
♪♪ Uh-oh!
♪♪ Oh, what a lovely idea!
♪♪ Right for the whole town to
Celebrate!
[Screaming]
♪♪ Aah!
♪♪ Oh, no!
♪♪ The truck!
♪♪ We need help in a hurry!
♪♪ Relax, look, there's really
No reason to worry.
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
[Clicks]
[Brakes squeal]
[Cheering]
♪♪ Oh! Oh!
♪♪ That thing, that hairball,
It stopped the truck!
♪♪ What gumption! What courage!
♪♪ What guts and what pluck!
♪♪ He saved the mayor!
♪♪ Hip-hip...
♪♪ Hooray!
♪♪ I now declare, uh...
What are you?
♪♪ Ahem. A flitzpizzle, if you
Don't mind.
♪♪ Ahh! It's flitzpizzle day!
[Cheering]
♪♪ What do you think
A flitzpizzle is?
Well, it doesn't matter!
♪♪ Can I touch it?
♪♪ He won our hearts!
[Indistinct talking]
♪♪ Come on, max. What do you say
We go home? Eh?
♪♪ Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! [Grunts]
♪♪ Ahh.
♪♪ Hmm. Why would a dog like
That grinch
So much more...
♪♪ Than being a hero...
♪♪ With goodies galore?
♪♪ What an odd thing.
♪♪ What a strange end.
♪♪ I guess even a grinch needs
A grinch's best friend.
♪♪ And vice versa.
♪♪ We interrupt "miserable
People" for this special report.
♪♪ Yow! With the grain, max.
With the grain!
♪♪ This is sally spingle spungle
Sporn live at the flitzpizzle
Day festivities. A flitzpizzle
Who saved a mayor and won our--
[Growling]
♪♪ Get off my micr--
Cut! Cut! I said cut!
♪♪ Cut! Cut! Cut!
Cut, cut, cut!
♪♪ Hmm?
♪♪ We now return to "unhappy
People," already in progress.
♪♪ Mmm.
01x04 - Max The Hero
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Combines live puppets with digitally animated backgrounds, and in its first season, refashioning characters and themes from the original Dr. Seuss books into new stories that often retained much of the flavor of Dr. Seuss' own works.
Combines live puppets with digitally animated backgrounds, and in its first season, refashioning characters and themes from the original Dr. Seuss books into new stories that often retained much of the flavor of Dr. Seuss' own works.