03x07 - Opal's Magic Mud Party/Leave It to Munchy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "PB&J Otter". Aired: March 15, 1998 – October 15, 2000.*
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Series centers on the Otter family who live in the rural fishing community of Lake Hoohaw.
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03x07 - Opal's Magic Mud Party/Leave It to Munchy

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Pb&j ! Yea !

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ ahh, oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j
pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ open up the new day-oh ♪

♪ jumpin' up a-to play-oh
everybody just say so ♪

♪ ooh-ahh ♪
[ quacking ]

♪ oooh, oooh, oooh ♪
♪ ohh-a-yea-oh
yea-oh ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh, oooh ♪
♪ father, mother
sister and brother ♪

♪ oooh-ooh ♪
♪ all the family now ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh-ooh
oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪♪
oodle-ay !

I don't know why
you put yourself
through this, georgina.

it would take a miracle to make
my poodlekins more beautiful
than she already is.

Ruff ! Ruff !

Oh, edouard !
[ Giggles ]
ruff ! Ruff !

Is it done yet, opal ?

Oh, my, yes !
[ Grunting ]

Wow.
It's really done.

[ Grunting ]

Allow me.

[ Grunting ]

[ Screams ]

Take a look at yourself,
georgina.

[ Gasps ]
oh, my !
I am more beautiful !

Ruff ! Ruff !

You look so beautiful,
I almost wanna howl.

Well, opal,
you truly are
a miracle worker.

Oh, now stop it.

No, it's true, opal.
Your hoohaw magic mud
is, well, magic.

You simply must come
to my fancy-schmancy
poodle luncheon today...

And give all of my wealthy,
important poodle friends
one of your mud makeovers.

- But i--
- and if it works as well...

On our poodle friends
as it did on georgina,

I'll invest gobs of money
in that lake hoohaw
magic mud of yours.

- Oh, my !
- I simply won't take no
for an answer, opal.

but I can't possibly
get that much mud made
by lunchtime.

[ All ]
we'll help !

Looks like your ship
has arrived, opal.

See you at our house
at 12:00 sharp.

All right then, mateys.

Man the pails,
and full speed ahead !

We've got a whole lot
of lake hoohaw magic mud
to make.

[ Kids ]
arr !

♪ A house is a boat
we hope to float
a happy pirate band ♪

♪ We the crew know what to do
we're here to lend a hand ♪

♪ Our mom and dad
are awfully glad
we're all aboard the ship ♪

♪ It's so swell
when we can help
we're partners on the ship ♪

♪ Yes, it's our
partner ship ♪

♪ It's our partner ship
our family partner ship ♪

♪ Helpin' our mother
we're helpin' each other
it's our partner ship ♪

♪ Yes
our helpin' partner ship ♪

♪ Our family ship is on a trip
and storms can knock us
about ♪

♪ Captains and crew
know what to do
we help each other out ♪

yes
we help each other out ♪

♪ it's our partner ship
our family partner ship ♪

♪ Helpin' our mother
we're helpin' each other
it's our partner ship ♪

♪ Yes
our helpin' partner ship ♪

♪ We know what to do
when the water's rough ♪

♪ Happy pirate crew
we hang in together ♪

♪ Whatever the weather
when the times are tough ♪

♪ It's our partner ship
our family partner ship ♪

♪ Father and mother
we're helpin' each other ♪

♪ It's our partner ship ♪
yes, a helpin' partner ship ♪♪

Ready, pirates ?
Ready !

Magic mud starts with a bucket
of regular old lake hoohaw mud.

One bucket of mud.
A pinch
of bristle moss.

Pinch of bristle moss.

A thimble
of babbleberry extract.

A thimble
of babbleberry extract.

And my secret ingredient--
candy cane dust.

Arr. Candy.

Now, the most important part.

Separating
the yucky, smelly muck
from the magic mud.

Yuck !

P.u.

Mucky !

Eww !

And what's left
after the muck is gone...

is the best batch
of lake hoohaw magic mud
i've ever made.

Would you pirates
be so kind as to recycle
the muck...

back into the lake for me
while I get dressed ?

it's the bucket
with the light lid.

Aye, aye, mommy !
Will do,
pirate queen mom.

[ Both ]
heave-ho !

Phew !
We did it, mateys.
Back to the ship.

[ Georgina ]
everyone, I'd like you
to meet opal otter.

She's the one who made me
so beautiful for today.

Ooh !
Ooh !
Oh, my !

And she has got
a surprise for you.

[ ootsie ]
peanut ! Jelly !
[ both ] hmm ?

Wanna come see us play
with our new, super-fun,

Super-expensive
squishy factory 1500 ?

Twice as fun
as the 750.

No, thanks.
Maybe later.
We're helping our mom.

all right, ladies.
prepare to look
unspeakably beautiful,

Like me.

Eww !
Eww !

Oh, my !

Are you sure about this,
georgina ?

This smells awful !

This isn't my magic mud.

It's the yucky, smelly muck !

Oh, remove it
immediately. Oh !

[ Gasps ]
this isn't
the right bucket.

We must have dumped
the good mud back
into the lake by mistake.

Oh, I'm so sorry.
This is a big mistake.

i'll say, mrs. Otter.
you can forget about me
investing in magic mud.

The deal's off.

It's all our fault, mom.
We messed up everything.

Yeah.
We're sorry, mama.

Guess we weren't
much help after all.

You kids were
a great help today.

you made a mistake,
that's all.

You go out and play,
and I'll think of something.

It's okay.
Go on.

We're sorry.
We're sorry.
Sorry.

What a mess !

[ Laughing ]
there !

Boy, you otters
sure look bummed.

Whenever we're glum,

We play with
our snazzy new toys.

- But we don't have
any snazzy new toys.
- Sorry I brought it up.

That's okay.
I don't feel much
like playing, anyway.

Yeah. How can we have fun
while mama's magic mud
business is turning into--

Muck ?
Exactly.

But what can we do ?
Use our noodles !

Okay, but do we have
to do any dancing ?

♪♪ [ dance ]

♪ solve a problem
it's no strain ♪

♪ use your noodle
that's your brain
noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪♪

I've got it !

the ladies can go down
to the shore and stick
their heads in the good mud.

But I don't remember
where we recycled
mom's magic mud.

[ peanut ]
i've got an idea.

maybe we can use our finger
paints to make mrs. Snootie's
friends prettier.

[ All scream ]

Guess not.
[ Laughs ]

I'm bored, ootsie.

Me too, bootsie.

You can use our toy now.

Oh, boy !
We can use it !

Jelly, you're gonna play ?
I thought we were thinking.

Who said anything
about playing ?

We can use this thing
to mix up some more magic mud.

Oh, wow ! Jelly,
you've got the best noodle
on lake hoohaw.

Mama uses
one bucket of mud.

Oh, and don't forget
the bristle moss.

And babbleberry extract
and candy cane dust.

Oh, no !
We don't have any !

- What are we gonna do ?
- Mine !

♪ A house is a boat
we hope to float
a happy pirate band ♪

♪ We the crew
know what to do
we're here to lend a hand ♪

♪ To lend a helping hand ♪

♪ It's our partner ship
our family partner ship ♪

♪ Helpin' our mother
we're helpin' each other
it's our partner ship ♪

♪ Yes
our helpin' partner ship ♪♪

Ooh !

Look. It's working.

There. All clean.

It's about time.
[ Scoffs ]

Mama, mama, look !

Look. We made you
some magic mud.
Whoa !

- Oops !
- [ Laughing ]

Think it's funny,
do you ?

- Ruff !
- [ Gasps ]

Well, I never !

[ Screams ]

- [ Grunts ]
- [ gasps ]

[ Women chattering,
yelling ]

Look. I'm pretty !

Oh, me too !

Well, I'm pretty--
and happy too !

[ All laughing ]

I changed my mind about
investing in your
magic mud masks, opal.

i wanna buy the rights
to your magic mud game
instead !

It's hilarious !
[ Laughs ]

What a great icebreaker
at boring parties !

[ Laughs ]

[ Kids laughing ]

I'm really proud
of you, kids.

Georgina's mud party
would never would never
have been a success...

Without my good
pirate crew.

Arr ! What's
our next assignment,
queen pirate mom ?

Digging up
buried treasure ? Arr !

No. Brush your teeth
and get into your beds.

Pirates don't
brush their teeth.

Aye, matey !
Boy, I hope our pirate crew
doesn't hear about this.

[ laughter ]

I think if I eat any more,
I'm going to blow up
like a balloon...

And fly up
to the sky.

That's a good one,
munchy,

Except everyone knows
beavers can't fly.

A flying beaver !
That's the silliest thing
I've ever heard.

Oh, yeah.
I knew that.
[ Laughs ]

Peanut, jelly,
what do you say ?

You want some of this
submarine sandwich ?

Speak up or forever
hold your peace.

No, thanks.
Ugh ! No way !

That leaves you and me
then, munchy. Here !

Eat !
I can't !
A submarine sandwich ?

Submarines go under water.
I'll sink if I eat
a submarine.

[ laughter ]

Oh, munchy.
That doesn't make
any sense.

You won't sink.
It's just the name
of the sandwich.

Oh, yeah.
[ Laughs ]

Me and my big mouth.

Man, I'm as full as a--
as a-- a potato.

Boy, munchy.
You do say
the silliest things.

[ Yawns ]
I do say
the silliest things.

When am I going to learn
to keep my big mouth shut ?

[ alarm blares ]
hey, what's
that sound ?

hey, look.
it's mayor jeff.
hi, mayor jeff.

Come on, kids.
Hop aboard !

[ Kids ]
cool !
I built it myself.

It's pretty amazing what
you can make out of stuff
you find around your house.

Mayor jeff, you sure
it's safe in here ?

Yep. Absolutely.

And I got permission
from your moms
to have you on board.

Now, get ready to see
the amazing world
beneath lake hoohaw.

[ Clears throat ]
this is your captain
speaking.

[ feedback whining ]
[ kids scream ]

Oh, sorry.
Here we go.
Hang on.

[ mayor jeff ]
on your right, you'll see
a truly spectacular sight--

the bottom
of the otters' boat.
[ kids ] ooh !

Look. There's a hole
in your boat.
Where ?

[ munchy ] right there.
good thing I spotted it.

You better have
your dad plug it up
before your boat sinks.

That's not a hole,
it's a door.

It's there on purpose,
for our pet, bubbles.

[ Panting ]

Huh ? Oh, uh,
that's what I meant.
[ Chuckles ]

That's okay, munchy.
Better to be safe
than sorry.

Coming up on your right
is another incredible sight--

the raccoon boat.

[ Screams ]
a giant octopus !

It's going to grab
the sub !
Relax, munchy. Look !

Cheese and quackers,
munchy.

It's just mrs. Raccoon
cleaning the dock
with a mop.

I knew that.
Can't you tell
I was just kidding ?

Mayor jeff ?
Do lakes have walls ?

- No, sirree, peanut.
- Then what's that ?

Oh, that's just
the whama whama dam.

The whama whama dam ?
Hang on !

Reverse engines !
We're gonna hit !

- Whoa !
- [ All scream ]

- Is everybody okay ?
- Uh-huh.

Yeah.
We're fine.

Oh, that's good.
No harm done.

Uh-oh, mayor jeff, look !
There's a hole in the dam !

Oh, dear !
If we don't plug it,

The water will drain
out of lake hoohaw !

But what can we do ?
I know !

We can get everyone
in lake hoohaw...

To drink as much water
as they can before
it all leaks out.

- Great joke, munchy.
- You are so funny, munchy.

[ Thinking ]
I did it again.

That's it !
I'm not going to say
another word.

I know ! We can go swimming
and plug the hole.
It'll be fun !

Can we, mayor jeff ?

Okay. You're all
great swimmers,

And I can
keep watch over you
through the portholes.

But stay close by
so I can see you.

[ Kids ]
cool ! Let's go !

Oh, boy !
Woo-hoo !

Woo-hoo !
Woo-hoo !

How are we gonna
plug the hole ?

I don't know.
You got any ideas, munchy ?

- Flick ?
- We need something sturdy
to cover it.

- Like what ?
- Like that.

Okay. Let's get it
out of this mud.

Got it !

Now, all we have to do
is put it over the hole.

It's getting away !

Whoa !

Jump !

It worked !
Way to go, peanut !

Well, I'll be
an ockle-toed otter.
You fixed it !

[ Rumbling ]

Oh, no !
The hole's getting bigger !
What do we do now, jelly ?

I don't know.
What do you think, munchy ?

Well, maybe we could--
never mind.

You gotta do something,
mayor jeff.

The water's leaking out
faster than ever !

Don't worry, kids.
I know just what to do.

I'll plug that hole
like a bottle
of babbleberry cider.

- With what ?
- Why, with my sub, of course.

[ Panting ]

Whoa ! Ha !
Hole in one !
We jammed the dam !

- [ Rumbling ]
- the dam's gonna break !

[ mayor jeff screaming ]

Hmm ?
[ Gasps ]

Oh, no !
The hole's humongous !

Kids, nothing's working !
I think it's time to come out.

Just a minute,
mayor jeff.

There's one more thing
we've gotta do.

- What's that, jelly ?
- A noodle dance !

♪♪ [ dance ]

♪ noodle
use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪♪

I've got it !

We could cut the top
off hoohaw mountain
and make a new dam.

[ peanut ]
or what if we take
a huge piece of bread...

and glue it on the dam
with extra-sticky
peanut butter ?

[ All gasp ]

Kinda goofy, huh ?
[ Laughs ]

Sure is.
But who cares ?
Let's keep thinking.

Hey, maybe munchy
has an idea.

Huh ? Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

- Come on, munchy. You must
have thought of something.
- Uh-uh.

- Why not ?
- 'Cause you'll laugh
at me again.

No, we won't.
Promise.

Come on !
Tell us your idea.

[ Thinking ]
peanut and jelly
had silly ideas,

And it didn't
bother them.

I guess it wouldn't hurt
to tell them my idea.

Well, actually,
I kinda liked your ideas...
Put together.

- Huh ?
- Really ?
- Sure.

We could cut something down,
like jelly wanted to do
with her mountain.

And we could find something
sticky to glue it on with,
like peanut's peanut butter.

Wait a minute.
Are you guys thinking
what I'm thinking ?

- That I said
another dopey thing ?
- No, that you're a genius !

Yeah. Munchy can cut down
a tree with his teeth,

And we can use the sticky sap
to glue it onto the hole.

That's just what
I was thinking.

Wow, munchy.
You are a genius !

[ All ] hooray !
Your idea worked,
munchy.

Hoowee !
They saved lake hoohaw !

Yeah, I did it !
I did it !

All our ideas put together
actually saved lake hoohaw !

♪ I'm here to say
munchy showed us the way ♪

♪ Let's give him
a hip hooray ♪

[ Both ]
hooray, munchy !

♪ Everybody
has good ideas ♪

♪ Don't you see
everybody ♪
♪ even me ♪

♪ We gotta open us
and listen up
and take the time ♪

♪ To let them
speak their mind ♪

♪ Everybody gets
a little shy ♪

♪ Don't you see
everybody ♪
♪ especially me ♪

♪ We gotta lighten up
and listen up
and make a way ♪

♪ To hear just
what they say ♪

♪ You gotta speak up
speak out ♪

♪ Don't you clam up
or freak out ♪

♪ Everybody makes mistakes ♪

♪ Sometimes
it's just my turn ♪

I'll learn !
♪ You gotta perk up
don't pout ♪

♪ You gotta let
your feelings out ♪

♪ I gotta step up, speak up
and pluck my courage up ♪

♪ Speak your feelings out ♪

♪ I gotta speak up
speak out ♪

♪ you gotta let
your feelings out ♪

♪ I gotta stand up and say it
and just don't delay it ♪

♪ Speak your feelings out ♪

[ mayor jeff ]
once more.
♪ and speak my feelings out ♪

that's it !
and speak
your feelings out ♪♪

[ munchy ]
yeah !

And speak my feelings out.

I did it !
I did it !

I did it !
I did it !
I did it ! Huh ?

- What did you do, munchy ?
- The dam burst, and we swam
from the submarine,

And you laughed
at my ideas at first,

But then I was a genius.

I think
he's gone wacky.

No, really. I had
something good to say,
and I said it.

I saved lake hoohaw.

And you were there,
and you and you,
weren't you ?

But it seemed so real.
[ Sighs ]

The only thing real
is this submarine sandwich.
You want half ?

No, thanks.
I've had enough
submarines for one day.

Enough submarines ?
Munchy, you're the funniest.

[ laughter ]

[ flick ]
oh, munchy.
don't ever change, kid.

[ horn honks ]
don't ever change !

- Huh ?
- Hey, munchy !

Naw ! It couldn't
have really happened.
Could it ?
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