01x22 - Cleaning Time! / The Sealed Devil

[bunniefuu]

Today's my treat!

Order whatever you want.

Ugh.

Didn't Atachi-san give you those?

Well, it's fine, let's just have fun eating out today!

Welcome.

Yo, a VIP room please.

Huh?!

What horrible customer service.

Hey everyone, over here!

Come on already!

Luke!

Is he gonna be okay?

Rush! Rush! GO! Rush!

Ultimate Rush!

Here we go, it's my turn! And then it's yours!

Even if I'm interrupted,

I'll cut on through, give it to me!

Who is this turn for? Of course it's for us!

We'll say a lot of things but in the end, it's the best duel!

That's why this dashing rush won't stop

Super fast every day

Because rigid theories are boring

An irregular and unprecedented game

In short, watch out! Don't be so rigid

You, too, watch out! Don't be tied down

That's why - Draw! Draw! Draw! Come on!

Just have some fun!

"It's my road!"

Yeahhhhhhh!!! It's far from enough

I'll create an era with new rules!!

We can't let it end like this

So laugh, cry, take a counterattack, and do a one-sh*t reversal, baby!

Run run run run run run run run

Rush! GO! Rush! (Rush Duel!)

Run run run run run run run run

Rush! GO! Rush! (Rush Duel!)

Let's keep moving!!! On our road

Even if we fall seven times, we'll get up seven more

I'll break through my road!

Nanananananana... Rush! GO! Rush!

Rush! Rush! GO! Rush!

Nanananananana... Rush! GO! Rush!

Rush! Rush! GO! Rush!

Rush! Rush! GO! Rush!

Title: That Devil, Sealed Away

My devil is moody today, huh.

Don't complain to me about it, though.

I'm not sure it's a "devil".

That Pauli Effect is really troublesome, though.

Speaking of...

Ha, look at them all gathered and carefree.

You did well the other day, but I'll get you back for dragging me through the mud!

I'll scrub you all away with my special cleaning service!

Ah, wash?

Go! Get that girl!

Wash!

Luke, could I see that wristwatch for a moment?

Hm? Oh, this?

You've got a good eye, Yuuga!

My great-grandfather gave that to me.

Isn't it cool—

Oops, hand slipped.

I'm extremely sorry for this!

I will clean this off of you right away! Wash!

Double Talk: Wh-What?!

Wash, wash, wash.

Stop it!!

What is this?!

Wa-sh-sh-sh!

So you've appeared, my hundredth dish!

Wait, you're...

Oi, you piece of junk! This wasn't the person I said to grab!

Tch, of all the mistakes to make...!

Chuu Luke: Luke Devil!!

I can't cheat against this guy!

Oi! What are you planning?!

Don't tell me... you'll make me undergo an operation to turn me into a Dueling Superhuman?!

Ugh, whatever. Put it back.

How cowardly to do this when I haven't mentally prepared myself yet!

Okay, I've steeled myself!

Come! Go ahead and start your operation!

I won't—

There's no choice. Since it's come to this, let's duel!

If I win, you have to make me into a Dueling Superhuman, okay?!

I said I won't!

But for a duel, this cage is in the way.

Chuu Luke: Oh, ruler of chaos and oblivion that resides within the abyss of my soul.

Chuu Luke: Now is the hour to release the crest of our contract and, with your jet-black radiance,

Chuu Luke: confer the hammer of judgement upon us.

Chuu Luke: Luke Devil!!

Not right now?

It's being really moody today.

Oh?

He can't use that power?

Speaking of which, I only lost that day because of you!

In return, I'll scrub you out until you gleam!

Finally found your will to fight?

Let's go.

Wash!

RUSH DUEL: Rush Duel!!

My turn, I draw!

I summon three monsters!

Twin-Edge Dragon,

Dragolite,

and Dragon's Upsetter!

Alright, and now I can tribute summon!

Wait, if I remember right...

He has a card whose effect only activates when I have a level or higher monster.

I almost carelessly walked into his trap.

I set one card and end my turn!

Luke-kun has been gone a while...

What's this? What's happening?

A malfunction?

Luke-kun?!

Luke?!

He's having a Rush Duel?!

It's the cheating duelist Arai!

Luke's in trouble!

Wash-sh-sh-sh-sh-sha.

I'll show you my new spring cleaning cheat technique!

Cheating again? You're still—

Shut up!

I'll use whatever dirty tactics I can if it's to defeat you guys!

What?!

Wait so, you went down the wrong path in life because...

Of me?!

I... I see...!

I'm sorry! I...

It's because I'm the closest existance to the Duel King that you ended up like this!

Huh?

But, please don't worry anymore!

I'll do my best to guide you back onto the right daor!!

With this duel.

Agh!

I don't understand a word you just said!

I'll be sure to scrub persistent dirt like you out of existence!

May this be cleansed and purified, cleansed and purified.

(TL Note: he is saying a version of a Shinto prayer)

Arai: Arai Angel!

Into a Disinfecting Draw!

What is that "angel" thing about?

"Angel" means I get to put whatever card I want on top of my deck.

What?! That's cheating!

That's what I've been saying!

But my cheat combo has just begun!

First wash!

I set one card!

Oops, time to give my duel disk a little scrub.

I send the top card of my deck to the graveyard to activate The Bridge on the River Klean!

We both draw one card, and if it's a monster, then we can special summon it in face-up defense position.

May this be cleansed and purified, cleansed and purified.

Arai: Arai Angel!

Draw!

I special summon Washing Santa Cloth!

Draw!

It's a monster, but... my field is full so I can't special summon.

Washing Santa Cloth's effect activates!

Draw cards equal to the number of monsters you control!

Draw!

Then I gain life points per the amount of cards you drew.

This is my cheat combo: Cleansing Present!

It's true that drawing cards is like getting a present, but...

Cleansing Present's Second Wash!

Arai: Arai Angel!

Draw!

I special summon another Washing Santa Cloth!

Draw.

Draw.

Third Wash.

Draw!

I special summon a third Washing Santa Cloth!

Draw.

Double Talk: Draw!

Arai is cheating so openly.

It's even worse than when he dueled me!

Luke-kun's cards are steadily increasing.

Is it because Arai wants more life points?

No, that's not it.

Whatever he's planning is just beginning.

If only we weren't stuck here!

He will be fine.

Worst comes to worst, Luke-kun still has his Pauli Effect.

Right, he can break the cheat!

No, he can't use his Pauli Effect right now.

Huh?

What do you mean?

Luke said this before.

"I became aware of the devil about a year ago."

So it wasn't until then that stuff started to break.

That's right.

I thought it was strange.

Why didn't Luke's duel disk also suffer from the Pauli Effect, then?

Wait, you don't mean...

The devil—no, the Pauli Effect's true power comes from...

Calm down, Kaizo!

We have to deliver this to him immediately.

Luke!

From here on out, I'll give you my Cleansing Present's final mop-up.

Cheat combo! Final Wash!

Card Laundering!

I sacrifice two monsters and tribute summon!

Arai: It's over!

Arai: With a booming exterminating operation, all dirt will be swept away!

Arai: Not even grass will be able to grow!

Arai: The unparalleled man of sterilization!

Arai: Cleanliness General - Big Tidy!

Cleanliness General - Big Tidy's effect activates when switched to defense position!

Arai: Operation Clean!

We send the top cards of our decks to the graveyard,

and if one those cards is a monster, then you discard your whole hand and draw the same amount!

Wh-What?!

Arai: Arai Angel!

Draw!

Draw.

I drew Clean Beret - Mop Colonel, which is of course a monster.

Your hand is thirteen cards, so discard and draw thirteen!

I only have nine cards left in my deck?!

I see, Arai's plan is to...

Wash-sh-sh-sh-sh.

You fell for it!

It's time for the finishing blow!

I sacrifice this Cleanliness General - Big Tidy,

to tribute summon my second Big Tidy!

Luke, are you holding up?

You guys...

Hmph, the dirt just attracts more dirt.

But you're too late!

Arai, you're trying to get him to deck out, aren't you?

Heh.

Deck out?

A strategy to reduce the number of cards in your opponent's deck.

Right now, Luke has thirteen cards in his hand, and nine cards in his deck.

When Big Tidy's effect is used, he will have to discard all thirteen cards and then draw thirteen again.

But wait, doesn't Luke's deck only have nine cards?

He can't draw that many.

And that's it!

If he doesn't have enough cards to draw, then he will automatically lose!

When Arai was making Luke draw earlier, it was a strategy to get him to deck out.

If the top card of his deck wasn't a monster, then Big Tidy's effect would be moot, but...

With that Angel Cheat, he'll always draw a monster!

Correct!

My set cards and top of deck can all be manipulated with my cheats!

I won't let you do that!

Ah!

It'll be alright, Luke! Leave it to me!

Right, the Pauli Effect!

You won't be able to use your cheats from now on!

Let's go!

Yuuga: Yuuga Devil!

H-Huh?

What are you doing, Yuuga-kun?!

We don't have time, give it here!

Romin: Romin Devil!

Gakuto: Gakuto Devil!

Aah, I've done something absolutely shameful!

The greatest mistake of Sougestu Gakuto's life!

Nothing happened.

No way. Isn't the Pauli Effect all because of this wristwatch?

If we don't stop his cheating, then it's all over now.

Even if I've been abandoned by the devil, I'll still win!

Luke-kun!

What about the cheat?

Overpower it with skill, what else?

Luke...

Besides, right now I have a mission.

A mission to steer Arai back on the right daor again!

Stop trying to be cool!

My cheat combo is about to finish!

All I need to do is activate Big Tidy's effect!

No matter what you do, you'll lose! Give up already!

So you say, so you say.

But I refuse!

Hah?

I send one card to the graveyard to activate my trap, Dragonic Disorder!

Ugh, I can't activate its effect if it's face down.

I have no choice.

I spotlessly end my turn!

Nice!

Oooh!!

Good going!

Don't celebrate just yet!

Big Tidy's DEF is , and I have over life points!

If you can't break through that, then it's as good as over!

He's absolutely right.

When Arai's turn comes around again, Big Tidy's effect can be used again and Luke-kun will deck out!

But he can win with a hand that big, right?

No, it's not that easy.

Then what should he do?!

My turn! Draw!

Don't make such a fuss. I just have to win this turn.

You can say that, but...

Wait, does he still have to draw even with that many cards in hand?

In Rush Duels, you still have to draw one even if you have more than five cards in your hand.

Cheats are all just ink and mirrors.

(TL Note: he is making a pun with ikasama = trickery and ika = squid)

Squidery or trickery, I won't be a sucker to those things!

Let me show you the strength of the King of Duels!

I send three Dragon-types from my hand to my graveyard to activate Dragonic Pressure's effect.

He destroyed Big Tidy!

He cleared the first hurdle!

Then, I special summon Dragon's Upsetter from my graveyard!

With Upsetter's effect, I can also special summon Setupper from my graveyard!

I sacrifice two monsters to tribute summon!

All monsters on both our fields are destroyed!

Chuu Luke: Listen and be surprised!

Chuu Luke: Feel and tremble!

Chuu Luke: When you lay eyes on it, it's already too late!

Chuu Luke: A shock and surprise that shakes the world!

Chuu Luke: Come out!

Chuu Luke: Shocklead Dragon!

Shocklead?!

Luke's ace monster!

I summon Dragon's Defender.

Then sacrifice!

To tribute summon Dragon's Keyperson!

Summon Dragon's Striker!

Nice, Luke!

I send one card from my hand to the graveyard to activate Dragon's Striker's effect!

I sacrifice two monsters and tribute summon!

Chuu Luke: Now,

Chuu Luke: within my universe, a hollow opens!

Chuu Luke: Delving through time and space until I reach the daor ahead!

Chuu Luke: Appear before us,

Chuu Luke: Thrust Dragon Bunker Strike!

W-Wh-Wha-Wha—

I'm not done! I summon Phoenix Dragon!

I send a card to the graveyard to activate Phoenix Dragon's effect!

Wash?!

I return Dragears to my hand!

Then I sacrifice Phoenix Dragon to tribute summon Justice Dragon!

I return two Dragon-type monsters from my graveyard to my deck to activate Justice Dragon's effect!

If I tribute summon a Dragon-type monster this turn, Justice Dragon counts for two sacrifices!

Two sacrifices?! So that means...

He can tribute summon a level or higher monster!

I sacrifice Justice Dragon and tribute summon!

Chuu Luke: Now,

Chuu Luke: within my galaxy,

Chuu Luke: the seven supernovas

Chuu Luke: gamma-ray burst!

Chuu Luke: It's too late to tell me to stop!

Chuu Luke: It's too late to tell me to stop!

Chuu Luke: I said it twice this time too.

Chuu Luke: Now, come on out!

Chuu Luke: Rush Dragon Dragears!

WAAAAH?!

Luke's aces—

—have all gathered!

You're a weakling, aren't you?

Wh—

If you cheat, that just means you can't actually win a duel without cheating.

In other words, before the match has even started, you've already decided that you're a loser!

A truly strong duelist has cards who respond to them in kind.

Now is the time to purify your soul.

Three dragons as one!

Chuu Luke: Three-Way

Chuu Luke: Dominating!

Chuu Luke: Amazing!

Chuu Luke: Exterminating!

Chuu Luke: att*ck of Salvation!

Impressive as always, Luke!

Of course.

I'm the man who will become the King of Duels, after all.

Now, as promised, make me into a Dueling Superhuman!

Wa-Waash...

Actually, could you tell us where the Gate of Providence is?

Bold of you to assume I'd tell you how to get there just because I lost!

Even if I were turned into a Dueling Superhuman, I'd never spill!

I see, so you don't actually know, huh.

Hah?!

Don't look down on me!

The Gate of Providence is in the underground V area at number !

Huh? There's a pretty tough lock here this time.

This time you can't just use a duel disk!

Chuu Luke: Luke Devil.

Looks like... the devil is back.

No way!

From now on make sure you go on the right daor!

When Luke wore the wristwatch, the Pauli Effect activated...!

What is that power?

It can't really be a devil...?!

Oh there's no way, no way!

Y-Yup!

Well, anyway.

We know where the Gate of Providence is now.

This time, we'll keep going from here.

Our final confrontation with Neil!

Yeah!

A towering school building (ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong)

The six Pleiades raining down

If going through tough times or if you lose your way

(Ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong)

If you come here, then it'll be alright — your future will shine

And so we keep that light in our chests

It's always

! It's !

If it's learning, then it's !

It's ! It's !

No matter what, we'll always meet at that place

Every day at Goha th Elementary

It's Yuuga's

and Luke's

monster study corner!

Today's focus is the underdog contributor, Dragon's Striker!

It increases others' att*ck by !

You can use its effect if you have Dragon's Keyperson on your field.

It managed to shave off Arai's lifepoints perfectly!

Plus, it makes a monster's att*ck do piercing damage!

Though it was a direct att*ck this time.

Next time:

That Which Lies Beyond Providence

I'll carve open and push forward on my daor!