01x20 - Karma Time/2nd Period

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Assassination Classroom". Aired: January 9, 2015 – June 30, 2016.*
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Series follows the daily life of an extremely powerful octopus-like being working as a junior high homeroom teacher, and his students dedicated to the task of assassinating him to prevent Earth from being destroyed.
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01x20 - Karma Time/2nd Period

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To steal a virus remedy
from an unknown enemy,


we infiltrated a sinister hotel.

We had only an hour.

If we don't make it, everyone will die.

I didn't think a professional assassin
would be so average.

Glass or skull, even I can crush them.

You'd instantly want to call your mates.

Are you scared to fight
a junior high student?

Right.

Let me see what you can do.

I won't stand on ceremony then.

EPISODE 20

Too soft.

You should've looked for a better w*apon.

I don't need one.

His wrist is strong enough
to crush a skull.


If he gets his hands on me,
it's game over.


This seems like an impossible task.

But if we switched places,

it's the same
as the usual impossible tasks


we always deal with.

Awesome.

He's dodging and blocking the blows.

That's Mr. Karasuma's defense tactic.

To an assassin,
defense is low on his priority list.


So I didn't teach this.

He must have learned them in secret.

He must have watched
how I dodged knives during PE lessons.


Karma Akabane.

Even though he's in Class E,

his fighting skills
are far superior than the rest.


I may be able to dodge him,

but if I att*ck, he might grab me.

What's the matter?

If you don't att*ck,
we'll be here forever.

It's hard to say.

I could be doing my best to stall you

and let the others slip past.

Don't worry.

I'm not that crafty.

It's my turn to att*ck this time.

I'll be bare-handed like you.

Let's have a proper fight.

I like your expression, young warrior.

I should have a good fight with you.

As an assassin,

it's hard to experience a fair fight.

Here's my chance.

I've got him.

That poisonous gas...

I don't like drawn-out battles.

So I decided to try out
Smog's paralyzing gas.


That's despicable!

It's not a fair fight
if you sneak that thing in!

I never said I only fight bare-handed.

Don't be so rigid about your obsessions.

It's just another secret
to being able to last in this field.

Spraying poison gas at close range,

unless you foresee it early on,
you'll never be able to guard...

What?

Why?

What a coincidence.

We both thought the same thing.

How could you have

the poisonous gas?

And why didn't you

breathe in my poison gas?

Ryoma, come help me quick.

I can't win against this monster
without duct tape and all of your help.

Okay.

Anyway, we never said...

we'd fight you bare-handed.

Be careful when you tie him up.

He may be paralyzed,
but he still has the strength.

Yes.

I swiped an unused poison cartridge
from that poisoner's body.

Too bad it can only be used once
or it would've come in handy.

How?

You expected this

and managed to avoid my poison gas att*ck.

But I never mentioned I had my poison gas.

Why is that so?

Do I need to explain?

I was prepared to fight you,
but not a bare-handed fight,

You may have sincerely wanted
to have a bare-handed fight with me.

But you would have wanted to keep us
from going on no matter what.

I would have done the same if I were you.

I believed in your professional attitude.

Because of that, I was vigilant.

I see.

Karma has changed a little.

He's changed for the better.

Karma, who's never been defeated before,

had a taste of being a loser
during the final exam.

Losers are actually people like us.

People who think unceasingly
and go on in life.


Once we realize this,

we won't ever underestimate
our opponents in any battle.

We'll wonder if the opponent
is thinking the same as we are,

striving like we are.

You'll find out in detail about
the opponent's ability and circumstance.

The person who can respect
his opponent and be wary of him

is considered to be
invulnerable on the b*ttlefield.

You've matured so much
from that one defeat.


You'll be great someday.

I can't underestimate you, young warrior.

I may have lost,

-but I enjoyed it while it lasted...
-What are you talking about?

Happy time is about to begin.

What's that?

Wasabi and mustard.

I'm going to put them in your nostrils.

I was vigilant against you just now.

But now that you're tied up,
I don't need to.

After getting these in,
I'll plug your nose with a special clip.

Then you'll get Indian chilies
which are 1,000 times hotter than average.

Finally, I'll gag you and my job's done.

Come, sir.

Time to show how strong
your professional willpower is.

Mr. Koro, Karma doesn't seem
to have changed much.

Yes, I'm really worried about his future.

What on earth did you bring with you?

Let's go.

They'll catch us if we stay here longer.

-It's your fault for being so big.
-Be quiet!


Everyone, the terrace is just upstairs.

That's the bar. The problematic floor.

Yes, it's a flight of stairs that leads
to the VIP floor in this lounge.


It is located deep inside this building.

That backdoor is locked.

The only way to open it
is to come in through the lounge.


We'll have to be pragmatic from now on.

We stand out too much.

You all should hide here
with Mr. Karasuma.

We'll sneak into the lounge
and unlock the backdoor.

It's better for us girls to go in there
to avoid suspicion.

-Yes.
-Yes.

No, it's too dangerous
for you girls to go in.

In that case...

-The stars are so beautiful.
-Yes, they are.

-It's all thanks to the director.
-That's true.

We managed to book this hotel
due to Mom and Dad's connections.


Some people befriended me
because my parents are rich.


It sucks.

This summer vacation totally sucks.

You're a man.

Nagisa, you need to go
in front and protect us.

That's impossible, I can't go in front.

-Just do as we say.
-Go on now.

Why me...

We want to have the boys here too,

but they are very strict with men here.

-But there's no need to...
-Consider it as a battle tactic.

-Really?
-Of course.

Not you too, Ritsu.

You look too much like a girl,
there's no originality.

There's no need for originality.

Where did you get these clothes?

Someone took it off beside the pool.

That's not a bad-looking girl.

It's refreshing to see that confused look.

I hate this.

I want to get out of this filthy place
as soon as possible.

Yuzuki, I'm getting the feeling
that you like it here.

Excuse me.

Where did you all come from?
Would you like to have a drink over there?

I have money.
I'll buy you whatever you want.

Nagisa, why don't you accept his offer?

Meg!

You need to act normal
or he'll become suspicious.

We'll help you if there's any trouble.

How can this happen?

So you're Nagisa?

I'm Yuji.

Good, now's the time.

The way for us to go upstairs

should be here, right?

Hello, young ladies. Are all of you girls?

Would you like to play with us?

How troublesome.

When will these despicable people
stop coming?


Listen here...

Toka?

We'd love to have fun with you guys.

But unfortunately,
we're with my dad here today.

My dad is fearsome.

So just forget it.

Yakuza emblem?

And it's the infamously cutthroat
Shuei Organization!


-Sorry, excuse us!
-Chicken.

I borrowed this if you want to know.

You're awesome, Toka.

Have a drink. It's on me.

Drink all you want!

Sorry, I...

I'm not used to drinking.

Until the girls reach that place,

I need to act natural.

Yuji.

-Are you with your parents?
-Parents?

My parents have no time for that.

Don't tell anyone.

My dad is a famous TV personality.

You'd definitely know him.

He's so powerful,
he can get away with anything.


He even bragged about grabbing
a female announcer's butt for 24 hours!

Does your dad have something
against women's butts?

Am I stupid?

Don't use Dad's name to hit on a girl.
Do it yourself.


-That sucks.
-That's not a cigarette, right?

-It's something more dangerous.
-I've only started smoking it lately.

It's cool to smoke this at my age.

My teacher at school told us,

"I don't know if it's cool to smoke this,

but those who do will suffer later".

Life is hard enough for men!

Even if they have to force themselves,
men have to act cool!

Life is especially harder when people
compare me with my parents.

You girls are the most fortunate.

You just need to get yourselves
a cool man.

I think my female classmates
have their own opinions on this.


So you borrowed this from Ms. Bitch.

She's an awesome lady.

Yakuza, lawyer, racehorse owner.

She said these are necessities
in her line of work.


She has all kinds of badges.

Toka, you're so eager
to hear stories about her.

-Especially about her work.
-Yes.

I'm not thinking of seducing people.

But didn't Mr. Koro say it before?

That we need to have a second w*apon.

Her hospitality and negotiation skills

could be the best weapons
to have in this world.

Toka, you'll be a cool girl someday.

I can't help admiring you
even with that big bosom.

Kaede, who hates big bosoms,
actually opens her heart.


Quick, look over there.

We've arrived, but there's a guard here.

We might need a man
to handle this after all.

Yes.

-Kaede, go fetch Nagisa.
-Okay.

Is there any way to lure the guard away
long enough for us to slip past?

I don't want to force our way through.

The enemy will know if we take him down.

Nagisa.

Kaede.

Well, I...

I need to go.

Hey!

-You're going now?
-Goodbye.

But I haven't shown my cool side.

Don't leave me alone.

Sorry, we've got a plan now.

Great, I can't wait
to get rid of these clothes.

Wait, ladies!

This is my special treat.
Look at my signature dance moves.

What do you think?

Irksome.

I learned how to dance since I was little.
These moves will surely impress them.


Little brat.

You do have guts.

-No...
-Come here.

I didn't do it on purpose.

This jacket is expensive.
I want compensation.

-Give me your address.
-Stop it.

Hinata.

With additional cost,
the total is three million.

We'll only b*at you
half to death if you pay up.

My dad will pay. Please don't b*at me.

Excuse me, Mr. Yakuza.

Got rid of him.

Here...

Hello, excuse me!

That man collapsed suddenly.

Could you please take him out?

Yes, so sorry about that.

Did he overdose? I can't believe it.

Now's the time.

You'd better get back to your room too.

Please keep this to yourself.

Even when girls do something cool
without putting too much effort,

you shouldn't give up trying to act cool.

It's hard being a man.

Nagisa.

Act cool again for me
when we meet next time, okay?

Anything besides dr*gs and dance.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

We let you enter a very dangerous place.

Did you have any trouble?

-No.
-No.

Nagisa, you were quick
to change out of your clothes.

Yes.

-What's the matter?
-It's just...

The task was accomplished
by just you girls.

What was the point of me putting this on?

-For laughs, of course.
-Karma, don't take photos!

I don't think that way at all.

I think you ended up helping someone.

You should keep wearing that.

There's a history of assassins
who disguised as women.

You too, Yuma?

Nagisa, I hear if you want to cut it off,
the earlier the better.

Certainly not! I happen to value mine!

Let's talk about this later, shall we?

I'll never talk about this.

The infiltration is coming to an end.

Ritsu.

Yes, the VIP floor is up ahead.

This place is not just guarded
by the hotel security,


but guests also have their own guards.

That's why there's someone
guarding their staircase.

They look intimidating.

Are they in cohorts with those
who'd been threatening us?

Or are they third-party hired security?

What's the difference?

We still have to take them down
to get through.

You're quite right, Ryoma.

Besides, you've got the best w*apon
to take the enemy down.

Have you got x-ray vision too?

We need to take them down together
or they'll call for backup.

Let me deal with it.

Masayoshi, go lure them over here.

-Me? How do I lure them?
-How would I know?

Why don't you say this...

What is it, kid?

This is strange!
Where have the brains gone?

These guys look like even their heads
are filled with nothing but muscles.

Don't pretend to be humans here.
You stupid idiots.

-Stop right there!
-Stop right there!

They are definitely angry!

-What's with that brat?
-He's so fast!

Good. Now!

Stun g*ns?

I bought them especially
to test it on that octopus.

I never expected it
to come in handy like this.

You bought it especially for that?
That thing is expensive.

I got paid for a job I did recently.

These guys look familiar.
Where have I met them?


Ryoma, these are pretty good weapons.

But first, you need to check their chests.

Judging from the bulges there,
you should get better weapons.

Real g*ns.

Now, Ryunosuke and Rinka,

you both should take these g*ns.

Mr. Karasuma has not recovered
enough to handle a g*n.

Right now, the best g*n users
are the two of you.

-But this is so sudden...
-However,

you must not k*ll.

You both have the skill

to use the g*ns to defeat
the enemy without injuring anyone.

Do you want us to use real g*ns?

Even using air g*ns
ended in failure today.


Let's go.

Looking at the layout of the hotel,

it seems like the enemy didn't place
too many guards around.

At most, there'll probably be just one
or two hired assassins left.

Then let's take them down
as soon as possible.

To go up to the next floor,
there's a staircase to take


and it's an emergency staircase
specially for the VIPs.


You have to go through
the concert hall on the eighth floor.


This is getting harder to take.

I've been assigned to k*ll some creature.

How did I end up meeting some brats?

I can't take this.

It seems like the only tasty thing around

is my g*n.

Nagisa, humans have X and Y chromosomes.

The males have XY and females have XX.

When pregnant, the mother provides the X
and the father will provide either X or Y.


This indicates that a child's nature will
depend on which chromosomes it inherited.


Next episode, XX Class.
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