05x15 - Sorry Boo, Strike Two

[bunniefuu]

[Kristin] Previously on "The Hills..."

Holly's drinking had reallystarted

to concern Heidi and Spencer.

[Heidi] 'It scares me that you don't think'

you have a problem.

Alcohol should not be

'my number one love of my life.'

And Brody and Jayde seemed like

they were always fighting.

- Come on, we're all going. - Are you serious?

You're really gonna be a bitch like that?

Jayde, Jayde, leave. We don't care.

I decided to forgive Justin for being a flake.

I'm sorry, I didn't show up to that party.

This makes up for it.

Even though I had no idea

wherehe was always disappearing to.

I would never be able to say

anything was better than Audrina Patridge.

And now whether I liked it or not

I think I was starting to fall for him.

It's so nice out today.

It's gorgeous.

We need to get out here more.

Summer is, like, almost over.

I know, can you believe that?

We need to have another party.

You need to have a party.

We should do, like

a beach party that goes into the night.

That would be so much fun. Think of the list.

Okay, there's Stephanie--

- 'Lo.' - Lo, uh, Brody.

- Do you think Jayde will come? - Most likely.

'She didn't come last time.'

Well, yeah, but that's 'cause they got in a fight.

I mean, I don't think Jayde lets

Brody go anywhere without her.

I guess I should invite Justin.

'I told you that he made me dinner, didn't I?'

- 'Can he cook?' - Oh, my God, so get this.

- What'd he make you? - 'I came home.'

And he was, like, waiting for me

like, surprise, to surprise me.

- Are you serious? - 'Yeah.'

'Cause I guess he felt bad for not coming

to Brody's surprise party.

He's making you work for him, that's for sure.

- He's making me work for him? - 'You don't think so?'

No, not at all. Why do you say that?

You're still talking to him after he did bail on you

and you did have a three-strike rule.

Yeah, he bailed on me once and then cooked me dinner.

Okay, does it take the strike back?

Uh, no, I said if he does this

one more time, I'm done.

- 'Yeah.' - I don't even give him three.

♪ I wanna be your I wanna be your ♪

♪ I wanna be your rescue in the night ♪

♪ I wanna be your I wanna be your ♪

♪ I wanna be your everything that's right ♪

♪ I wanna be your one and I wanna be your only ♪♪

Cheers to you throwing me a very wonderful birthday party.

- Thank you. - Oh, you're appreciative now?

- I was always appreciative. - You acted that way.

- You were acting like... - Don't start a fight with me.

- It takes two to tango. - Shut up.

With that said

Kristin is having a party at her beach house.

Going to her house for a party

isn't something that I really want to do.

Will you come with me? What?

Nothing, I don't really want you going.

Every time we're around her, we get into a fight

for some reason or another and I just don't want--

- Well, maybe that's you. - Maybe that's not me.

- Maybe that's you. - Would I...

You're the one who left your own party.

[imitates g*nsh*t]

I think you need to be a little bit more

understanding of the situation.

I'm going for the party.

- Hope you have an amazing time. - I will.

♪ You're just not in this for love ♪

♪ I know you're too scared to end it ♪

♪ You're not in this for love ♪♪

[Heidi] 'What about the cookies I gave you?'

Okay, this and this kind of cookie.

- No, you eat it. - Nah.

[Spencer] 'So is it just a certain day'

a day of the week you're babysitting now

or is it just random?

Yeah, they just asked me today

so I thought I would do this.

- I mean, this is way fun. - Na, na, na, na.

[chuckles]

So did you hear about this party

Kristin's having in Malibu?

Yeah, Holly told me she's gonna go.

Well, hey, look! I found another smelly one.

Your sister tell you that she's, uh, still drinking or what?

- Hey, not in front of Enzo. - Yeah.

- Huh? - So Holly seemed good.

[Heidi] 'She said that ever since we met with her'

she's really tried to change her life and--

- Your sister is a liar. - Spencer.

- You sister is a liar. - Stop it.

You, when you, when you're quitting something

you don't put yourself around that environment.

What, is she gonna sit inside her room all day long?

Ah, no, she would go hang out with sober people.

- No, I think Holly is good. - I think Holly's good.

Ah, I think Holly should move home.

I think Holly should move home.

Enzo say you're wrong, Spencer.

- You're wrong, Spencer. - You're wrong, Heidi.

You're wrong, Spencer.

[laughs]

♪ Everything you have to give ♪♪

[Stacie] 'Where is everyone?'

- This looks good, right? - Yeah.

Hello? Let me guess, kitchen.

- Oh, my gosh. - 'Hi.'

I knew you guys would be in here.

- Hi. - This is amazing here.

- Who else is coming? - Brody, Frankie, Taylor.

Alright, what are we having?

I can make a mean Jack and coke.

- Holly doesn't mess around. - 'Jack is my favorite.'

[Holly] 'My one true love.'

- Holly and Jack. - Sitting in a tree.

♪ Okay here one for your body and two for your throne ♪

♪ If you feel it then we're gonna let it out and gone ♪

- Hey! - Oh, look who it is.

Yay! Come down here.

♪ If you feel it then we're gonna let it go and speak ♪

♪ One for your family and two for your ♪♪

- Hi, guys. - Oh, hey.

- Holly, you want a sh*t? - Yeah, I'll take a sh*t.

[song continues]

- Where's your girlfriend, huh? - Huh?

- Where's Jayde right now? - Where my Jayde is?

- I don't know. - 'She's not here?'

Don't you think she's gonna get a little upset that you're here?

Why would she get upset? She knows we're friends.

It's all good.

[cellphone beeps]

- Oh! - 'Stacie.'

Stacie.

- Are you kidding me? - Wow.

[Brody] Hey, you two over there. What are you guys talking about?

Um, Justin's not coming.

- What do you mean? - 'So listen, so here's--'

He said he was on his way out.

When he didn't show up to your party

I was like strike one, then he cooks me dinner

and then he just texts me and he goes

"Sorry, boo, strike two. I'll call you later."

Oh, he's trying to play, like, all these games.

- Tell him. - 'Exactly, I'm done.'

- Like, are you kidding me? - '"Sorry, boo, strike two."'

Sorry, boo. Shut the * * * up, How 'bout that?

- How 'bout I'm done talking-- - You know what?

- I'm gonna roust him for that. - Well, guess what?

I don't have time for that.

You know what I mean?

So done.

♪ Think back think back to the summertime ♪

♪ I would drive through these city lines ♪

♪ You were always on my mind ♪♪

- Hey, cuties. - Hi.

- Oh, my God. - In my mind forever.

Can I just have a little splash here?

Yeah, thanks.

I say we have a break dance fight.

- 'Dude, what's up with Holly?' - Can I have a few sh*ts first?

- 'DJ!' - 'DJ!'

[hip hop music]

Frankie, go dance with her. Go dance with her.

[Stacie] 'That's a good move.'

[chuckles]

Is she drunk?

[laughs]

- Oh, my. - 'Whoo, Holly!'

[Frankie] 'She's bringing more.'

[Stephanie] She's getting, like, out of control.

Holls. Holly.

- Good dance. - Thanks, yo.

- 'Are you okay?' - 'Oh, yeah.'

Are you, like, cool with drinking and stuff?

- Like...you're fine. - Oh, yeah.

Okay.

I haven't really had that much to drink, so...

I was hoping that when you were dancing

you weren't gonna fall, but you were--

- I didn't fall. - I know, I know.

[Stephanie] 'I'm just making sure...'

Justin's here.

- Look at you guys. - Oh, look who it is!

What are you doing at my house?

I thought you weren't coming.

I came, I came, I saw.

Why would he pull some * * * like that?

- That's annoying. - I know, it's just like--

Like, what's the point?

[Brody] 'Let me go roust him real quick.'

I'll be back in a sec.

Are you playing games? Are you playing head games?

- Yeah, a little fun. - Okay.

Did it work? Were you were sitting there?

No, I don't think it worked.

I don't think it worked at all.

'She, uh, she's not really into head games, I don't think.'

- No, it was, it was innocent. - I don't think she liked it.

Well, tough.

Not that I 'm saying you care or anything, but--

- I think you might care. - 'Oh, me? I care?'

- I think you might care. - About what?

- About the situation. - 'What do you think I care?'

I don't know.

'I'm just having fun.'

[laughs]

Come on, we're taking a sh*t.

Let's go, let's go in here.

[Brody] 'Look who decides to show up.'

Doesn't even call me to let me know that she's coming.

Your cell phone doesn't work out here.

It does, I just got a little bit of service

and I never saw a message come through.

I'm sorry, you seemed very busy.

- What do you mean? - Talking to Kristin.

Hi, nice to see you too.

I just came in from outside.

I don't like it when I can't see your eyes.

- Much better. - What else do you want?

- Much better. - Queen Jayde.

Well, be nice.

- Be nice. - That was rude.

- What's rude? - That was rude.

♪ It's okay to shout ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Tell everybody that you're sick of this ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ You get your fill in and then you triple it ♪♪

- 'Audrina! Hi.' - Hi.

- How are you? - Good.

- Oh, my. - I know.

I'm watering all my plants.

This one, just, I can't bring back to life.

I think I overwatered it.

Or I didn't water it enough.

I'm a serious plant k*ller too.

So what you been up to? I haven't seen you--

I've just been working and

um, I saw Justin out the other night.

- Oh, no, - I just--

No, no, no, no, it wasn't like that.

We met at the Thompson

and I just wanted to tell him, like you know what?

I don't want there to be any more awkwardness.

Like, you're with Kristin. I'm happy for you guys.

So we shouldn't be doing this, like, stupid little kid stuff.

And he just kept bringing up the past four years

and us and what bothered him.

And he was just saying, like, how it is weird

having Kristin on the back of his bike

and like things remind him of me and I'm like--

Okay, that-that he's doing right there

that is not okay.

I hate to say it, but all signs

point to that he's not over you.

♪ It's over ♪

♪ It's over when I say ♪

♪ It's over ♪

♪ Stop crying like a lonely soldier ♪

♪ Stop trying not to feel ♪♪

Hey, sweetheart.

- Oh, you go behind the bar. - Yeah, I'm going to.

Hey, were you mad about my little text?

I don't know, but it wasn't a funny joke.

If I didn't show up, it would not be a funny joke.

No, I'd be done.

Well, I'm here. Ta-da!

With you, consistency and reliability isn't really--

Put it this way.

Were you happier when I wasn't here

or were you happier when I showed up?

Yeah, you're gonna think about it?

[chuckles]

I was happier when you showed up.

Okay, then all, then all

our text message fun has to go out the window.

What the... What do I have to go off of?

Not a whole lot.

'I hear everything that everybody else says.'

- Yeah, but who's everybody? - Brody, everybody, everyone.

You can't go off to your ex, sweetie.

- Brody is my friend. - I understand that.

And he's gonna be honest with me about you, you know?

If I didn't show up, then obviously then--

I'd be done.

Your house, your rules.

[Jayde] 'It's not fair that he can get drunk'

and go do whatever he wants

and talk to whoever I, whoever he wants

and be so rude to me.

He goes out and rages for his birthday.

Doesn't care what happens to me. Doesn't care that I'm...

Like, he just doesn't care. It's just alcohol.

'Like people should not drink so much.'

What did you just say?

Wh-what were you just saying?

I just said you need to not drink so much.

'Really, me?'

That's so funny, because I could've swore you were

the one that finished a whole Jager bottle by yourself.

- It wasn't... No. - Oh, really?

If you've come here to bitch at me, you can leave.

I'm not trying to bitch at you, but what do you mean

I don't need to drink, I don't understand what you're saying.

'You just drank a whole bottle of Jagermeister'

and now you're telling me what?

- Oh, I get rude? - Yeah, you do.

Really? You know what, Jayde, you get extremely rude as well.

- But don't yell at me for it. - 'I yelled at you?'

When have I ever yelled at you?

You're delusional.

Look at you over here talking about me.

This is how you talk about me?

Okay, when I say yelling, I mean angrily talking.

Because I'm frustrated in the situation.

'Well, so am I.'

You just, like, think about your own

that you're having to deal with.

- Alright. - Yeah, exactly.

Alright, Jayde, you know what, I'm glad

that's how you really feel.

I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.

That's it, I'm done, I'm done.

'Done. I'm done. It is over, done.'

Let's go.

I'm not kidding. You know what, I'm done.

She can go fight her own battles. I'm done.

♪ Everyday everyday ♪♪

♪ I don't know the way but I'll get there someday ♪

♪ This is my sh*t in the dark ♪

♪ And I'm gonna make it spark ♪♪

- Oh, man. - What's up, party girl?

[chuckling]

- Nothing. - Dude.

- I feel like hell. - The party was fun though.

I mean, I had a good time. Did you?

Yeah, I had such a good time.

- 'Did you see Holly dance?' - No.

- Oh, my God. - Where was I?

She was doing, like, the running man, the sprinkler.

- She was? - She had no shame.

Like, her face was, like, just going for it.

Does Holly have a drinking problem?

- I don't even know. - Yeah.

'Did you talk to Justin last night?'

- Barely. - I don't know what's with him?

Like, to text you and be like

"I'm not coming, second strike."

And then all of a sudden

here's Justin in his combat boots.

'Like, really? Really?'

I mean, it's not a funny joke.

- It's just weird. - I don't know, I mean, I just--

And the thing is, it shouldn't be work.

In the very beginning, that's supposed to be the fun time.

And he thinks that Brody and I still like each other anyways.

And that's the thing is, like, last night seeing Brody

and Justin, like, I have more fun with Brody.

[sighs]

I think that would be funny if Brody and I dated again.

[laughs]

How pissed would Jayde be?

Could you imagine?

♪ Give me that back you know I make it take it ♪

♪ Make it take it give me that back ♪

♪ No I'm a make it take it girl ♪

♪ Give me that back you know I make it take it ♪

♪ Make it take it ♪♪

[Heidi] 'I just talked to her last week'

and she said she wasn't gonna drink anymore.

And she promised me that and she gave me her word.

The first thing she did when she walked in the door

was mix a drink.

She needs to feel confident.

And she needs to feel happy and she needs to feel--

Okay, that's your job.

My job is to call her out on all of her bull * * *.

[Heidi] 'Alright, that's her. Here she is.'

[chuckling]

- Hello. - Oh, hello.

- Welcome to the house. - Oh, thank you.

- Thanks for having me. - Of course.

- Hi, Steph. - Hi.

- Good to hear. Hi. - Little surprise.

- Oh, I love these surprises. - You wanna sit down?

- Yeah. - Good.

- How have you been? - I'm good.

We're just hanging out and everything.

Um, how was the beach party?

Oh, it was so fun.

Didn't you have a good time? It was amazing.

There was, like, a tiki bar downstairs and drink upstairs.

- You were drinking? - Yeah, I had a couple drinks.

Like, you know, it wasn't a big deal.

I thought, um, that you said you were gonna stop drinking.

Oh, well, I don't know where that miscommunication

was because I'm gonna tone it down more

but it's like it's my choice.

- I'm an adult woman. - 'Yeah.'

If I think it's okay to drink

somewhere then I'm gonna have a few drinks.

So you don't think you have a problem at all?

No, I can go weeks and weeks

'without drinking and be fine.'

Okay, okay. I'm gonna interrupt.

- 'You know my history.' - Mm-hm.

Rehab changed my life.

'And the fact is, you were drunk.'

I told you that I wasn't drunk, okay?

Holly, don't bull * * *--

You're bringing your own * * * into my world

'and you're projecting on me.'

It's rude for you to think

that I'm gonna believe this bull * * *

Uh, I can't stand being patronized

and talked to like I'm a child by my younger sister.

Well, that's what I said and I know that.

I know I'm your younger sister, but you're my only sister.

If something happened to you

'I would feel responsible.'

I mean, I don't even know how I would live with myself

because you mean so much to me.

And even if we don't see each other all the time

that doesn't mean I love you any less.

[sniffles]

- 'No, don't do that.' - No, no, no, no.

It's like, why do you have to come in--

- Because we get it, Holly. - I'm sitting right next to you.

[sniffles]

We love you so much, Holly.

Think you just need to go to rehab.

You know what, I gotta get out of here.

'Ah, this is...'

I don't need this from you guys.

♪ Take it all take it all take it back now ♪

♪ I wanna fall wanna fall back to somewhere safe ♪

♪ Take it all take it all take it back now ♪

♪ Baby ♪♪

So you went a little crazy the other night.

First of all, I didn't start that.

'I'm not blaming you on it, I'm just saying.'

- You tend to cause scenes-- - It's not my fault, it's--

I think it is a lot of the time--

- Well, I think it's your-- - Don't say that.

And this is where, this is it. Here we go again.

And we're gonna fight about this now.

The bottom line is I think that you get

around your girlfriends, you start drinking

you wanna start a drama

'and you embarrassed me at Kristin's house.'

I feel like, honestly, Kristin's manipulative.

She loves to start problems.

You're letting her do exactly what she's trying to do.

I'm not letting her do anything.

Stop fighting with me so much about insignificant things.

What are we fighting over? We're fighting over a girl.

No, I'm fighting over you acting like a wild animal.

She's your ex who you know

obviously still has feelings for you.

Well, then you should trust me.

Well, do you still have feelings for her?

'No, I don't think I do, no.'

What do you mean you don't think you do?

Why are we even sitting here talking if you don't know

if you have feelings for another girl?

Do you understand what I 'm saying?

Yes, I understand what you're saying

but I'm just telling you the truth.

I don't want to hook up with Kristin

'but do I know if I have feelings for her?'

Not really, I haven't really explored that yet.

I haven't really gone down a road and got to know Kristin

really well again or anything.

I haven't done that, so I don't know.

- Excuse me. - Why are you leaving so soon?

- Excuse me. - Why do you want to leave?

You figure out what you want to do

and if you wanna be back together and you wanna

apologize, then you can call me.

♪ On the inside ♪

♪ I'm crying I'm dying on the inside ♪

♪ I'm falling I'm drowning on the inside ♪

♪ I'm lying denying on the inside ♪

♪ On the inside ♪♪

[theme music]