02x18 - The Road to Audition

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It's on!

♪ From the east
coast to the west ♪

♪ we're looking, we're looking ♪

♪ we're looking for the best ♪

♪ we're looking, we're looking ♪

♪ yeah! Singing
and dancing, yeah! ♪

♪ Looking for that... ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪

♪ Undercover superstars! ♪

♪ We will find you
wherever you are ♪

♪ undercover superstars! ♪

♪ Ah... ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. ♪

Hi, and welcome to
undercover superstar,

the show where we go
to your school undercover

to find america's
next superstar.

Now, if you're out
there, we'll find you.

Oh, it would be so
cool to be a pop star.

You know what, honey?

Back in the day,

your father and I
came pretty close.

Tanya, not in front
of the children.

Come on, Victor,

I think they're old
enough to know

about toast and jelly.

Ooh, ooh. I think
the question is,

do we want to know
about toast and jelly?

Your father was
toast and I was jelly.

We were on this show
called soul search.

I think we have a
tape somewhere.

No, we don't.

I gotta see that tape.

No, you don't.

Hey, we're back, so
let's meet the superstars

our undercover talent
scouts discovered at schools

just like yours.

Okay, I'm in bayside.

I'm undercover and
I'm gonna find them.

Honey, did you have a vision?

Yes, mom, and he's out there

and I'm gonna find him.

Superstar!

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ if you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae.

♪ But it's not that easy ♪

♪ oh, no ♪
take it to the bridge now.

♪ I try to save the situation,
then I end up misbehaving ♪

♪ hey, now, say, now,
'bout to break down ♪

♪ yeah, come on and
ride with the Rae, hey ♪

♪ and if the future
looks gray now ♪

♪ then everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ all right, keep it going ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me... ♪

♪ That's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

Rae, Rae, Rae. Okay.

Did you see
superstar last night?

Yes! Actually...

I saw more than that.

I had a vision that
the talent scout

is coming to our school.

Oh! That is big!

♪ Undercover superstar! ♪

♪ We will find you
wherever you are! ♪

♪ Undercover superstar! ♪

Oh, you guys are singing.

I thought it was a cat fight.

Oh, whatever, Jasmine.

You're not the only one in
this school who can sing.

No. I'm just the best.

You think so?

Well, let's review.

Now, who got the lead
in the school musical?

You.

And who's playing
girl with bucket?

Me.

That just means you're
better at kissing up, Jasmine.

So, I'm pretty much
better at everything.

You know what?

I would like to see you
hold that bucket, little miss.

Yeah. I'd like to see that.

See you at
rehearsal, bucket girl.

Hey! Hey, it is
girl with bucket.

Rae.

Rae, Rae.

Well, well, well.

What have we here?

Emmett, the world's
most annoying hall monitor.

Hey! I didn't skip two grades

to take any lip
from the likes of you.

What are you waiting for?

Next time, it's detention!

They fear me.

All right, Rae, now...

This talent scout you saw.

What exactly, you
know, did he look like?

Well, he kind of...

He looked just like him.

Okay, I'm in bayside.

I'm undercover and
I'm gonna find them.

Okay, you guys.

Now we need to be on the lookout

for a guy who
looks just like him.

Chels, that was him.

Oh.

Well, that was easy.

Oh, oh, my gosh,
I totally know just

what I'm going to sing for him.

Hey, and I got the perfect rap.

No, no, guys. We
have to chill, okay?

We gotta keep this a secret.

If someone finds out that

that is the talent scout
from undercover superstar,

then everyone is
gonna want to audition.

Yeah, yeah. Right,
right, right, right.

Yeah, yeah. Good
thing the only people

that knows about this is us.

Can I get an "amen"?

Amen!

Even my mama's
going to want to audition.

Toast and jelly. Yes.

No.

Dad, how bad could it be?

Bad enough.

I'm throwing this tape out.

No, you're not.

Honey, you never throw
away your memories,

no matter how humiliating.

Honey, someday

in a hundred years or
so, you may laugh at this.

Fine,

but until then, I'm gonna
hide this some place

where Mr. Nosy can't find it.

Oh, I love a challenge.

You do, huh?

Well, when's the last time
you practiced the piano?

Mm-hmm. Exactly.

Get to it.

But it's boring.

Honey, how would you even know?

You know, if you
actually practiced,

maybe someday you could
be on undercover superstar.

Undercover superstar.

Let's welcome
our next superstar.

Now, give it up for the king
of the keys, Cory Baxter.

♪ I was once a little punk ♪

♪ back then tell me
who would have thunk ♪

♪ I'd be the king of the keys ♪

♪ the ebenezer never breathes ♪

♪ hoo! ♪

♪ Bring the ladies
to their knees ♪

♪ I'm the king of the keys ♪

♪ yeah! ♪

♪ Mama said, don't hesitate,
jam down with those 88s ♪

♪ now I'm the king of the keys ♪

♪ doing what I please ♪

♪ hoo! ♪

♪ Make the ladies
scream with ease ♪

♪ I'm the king of the keys ♪

♪ ow! Baby, I'm a
musical Hercules ♪

♪ I'm the king of the keys. ♪

Baby, I'm the king.

Cory! Cory! Cory!

Cory... Cory.

You're supposed
to be practicing.

Practice?

Pfft. Please, I'm
the king of the keys.

♪ Mi, mi, mi ♪

♪ mi, mi. ♪

Aha!

Singing... In the hallway?

You'll be spending
lunch in detention.

What?!

You little power-tripping,
grade-skipping

wannabe police... can't get it.

Shake it off.

It won't hurt you, Raven.

You're gonna be famous.

Superstar.

♪ Hey, blue mopper,
here's a show-stopper ♪

What?

♪ I've got the stuff
that you're looking for ♪

♪ listen to me singing,
I'm a goddess ♪

♪ bow down, she's a goddess ♪

♪ I can dance and act
and still be modest ♪

♪ bow down, she is flawless ♪

♪ when it comes
to the fine arts ♪

♪ mister, I'm the finest ♪

♪ hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ around the theater, I'm
known as your highness ♪

♪ hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ I belong on that TV screen ♪

♪ I'm the theater queen ♪

♪ you have found
your superstar ♪

♪ theater queen ♪

♪ didn't have to look too far ♪

♪ theater queen ♪

♪ listen to my perfect voice ♪

♪ theater queen ♪

♪ you don't have
any other choice ♪

♪ hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ I'm the greatest
thing you've ever seen ♪

♪ I'm the theater queen. ♪

Amazing. Fantastic.

You should be on TV.

Thanks for the tip, Raven.

You know, you really
should work on that whole

keeping-it-a-secret thing.

Yeah, actually I should
kind of work on that, 'cause...

No, I haven't found
what I'm looking for yet,

but don't worry, I still
have this afternoon.

Man. Did you hear that, Rae?

He still hasn't found
what he's looking for.

I know. That means
Jasmine didn't get it.

We still have a
chance to audition.

Okay, but this time we have
to be extra, extra, careful.

Okay, nobody can find
out that the new janitor

is really a talent scout
for undercover superstar.

Undercover superstar?

Y'all didn't hear that, did you?

Oh, but you did.

You know what this means?

Every man for himself.

Or woman. Okay.

Give it up, Raven.

If he didn't like
me, there's no way

he's going to go
for you... bucket girl.

Oh, oh, it is girl with bucket.

W-i-t... you know what?

I'm not giving up.

Superstar!

♪ Undercover superstar ♪

♪ superstar ♪

♪ we will find you ♪

♪ wherever you are ♪

♪ undercover ♪

Wait! ♪ superstar ♪

♪ we will find you ♪

♪ wherever you are ♪

♪ undercover... ♪

You know, hallways, um...

Are such funny things.

Sometimes so full of life,

and other times,
well... So lonely.

♪ Every day in French class ♪

♪ I ask mademoiselle
for the girls' room pass ♪

♪ and my heart
fills with emotion ♪

♪ as I'm struck once again
by the same old notion ♪

♪ all alone in the
hallways as always ♪

♪ just the stairwell,
the lockers and me ♪

♪ 'cause the hallways in
big ways and small ways ♪

♪ are such a
lonely place to be ♪

♪ yes, alone in the
hallways as always ♪

♪ the garbage cans ♪

♪ are my only friends ♪

♪ I've always hated ♪

♪ to be isolated ♪

♪ but then third period ends ♪

♪ then these halls I was in ♪

♪ will soon be buzzin' ♪

♪ with students and teachers ♪

♪ and jocks in their sneakers ♪

♪ the bells start ringing ♪

♪ and everybody's singing ♪

♪ won't be alone ♪

♪ on my own ♪

♪ in the hallways ♪

♪ no more... ♪

Is everyone in this school

trying to get into
show business?

What-what gave you that idea?

Hi. I just need to talk to
you for a quick second.

I have a song that you
would love. Uh-uh! No! No!

No, wait. No... No
more! No more! No more!

I saw him first!

It's history in
the making, y'all.

Here... Follow me.

♪ Believe me, you ain't
never heard a young man ♪

♪ that can Blaze the
track, ridiculous cat ♪

♪ that can dribble
behind his back ♪

♪ can't stop the
dribble, in my blood ♪

♪ and can't nobody
understand it ♪

♪ but when you hear this track ♪

♪ I'll betcha I'm-a
see you dancin' ♪

♪ just one sh*t is
all I really need ♪

♪ to bring it to your ankles and
make you wiggle your knees ♪

♪ I'm guaranteed
to make the nation ♪

♪ want to follow me,
I got the ladies, like ♪

♪ "ooh, child, I need
to breathe now" ♪

♪ watch Eddie, as
I hold her steady ♪

♪ I'm undercover superstar
but y'all ain't ready ♪

♪ the game is full of giving so
I'm 'bout to make your filling ♪

♪ take a piece of
me and keep it ♪

♪ may your world
be ready, bounce! ♪

Cory!

Huh?

What are you doing
home for lunch?

I miss you, daddy. Hug!

Son, you are wasting your time.

I hid that tape in the
last place you'll look.

Fine.

Do you really think I
care about that tape?

That amazing,
mysterious, forbidden tape?

Might as well.

Thank you!

Litterbugs... Worst
kind of criminal.

How y'all doing today?

About that song, I just
wanted to talk to you.

What is going on around here?

Well, I just want to
sing you a little song.

I'm just trying to do my job.

And I am gonna make
your job a lot easier.

♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ I know what I'm all about ♪

♪ nobody's gonna change me ♪

♪ and I ♪

♪ stand my ground
when I find negativity ♪

♪ I got my mind made
up, I'm gonna do ♪

♪ whatever makes me happy ♪

♪ one step at a time ♪

♪ I choose my own destiny ♪

♪ oh, oh ♪

♪ oh, whoa-whoa-whoa ♪

♪ don't stop, can't stop ♪

♪ do what I need to do ♪

♪ I, I stand upon my own ♪

♪ my own ♪

♪ no one can bring
me down, down ♪

♪ I know I'm going
to shine, shine ♪

♪ shine, shine ♪

♪ I'll never lose sight
of my own in life ♪

♪ I'll stay true to myself ♪

♪ no one can tell me ♪

♪ the future ♪

♪ I'll stay strong ♪

♪ no matter ♪

♪ I will survive,
I'm gonna shine ♪

♪ whoo, whoo! ♪

♪ Come on, come on ♪

♪ yeah, yeah! ♪

♪ I stand upon my own ♪

♪ I am on my own ♪ ♪ no
one can bring me down, down ♪

♪ I know I'm going to
shine, shine, shine, shine ♪

♪ I will hold my head up ♪

♪ I'm gonna make
it through, through ♪

♪ it's my time to shine,
shine, shine, shine! ♪

- This is my friend right here.
- This is my friend.

This is my friend right here.

Unbelievable, kid.

That is the best
performance I've seen all day.

Well, it looks like

sss-someone's found
what they're looking for.

Yeah, that's
right, that's right.

Ha! Okay, so you think

she belongs on
undercover superstar?

Oh, I think you all do.

It's just too bad none
of the talent scouts

were here to see it.

Yeah, isn't that too...
What'd you just say?

Wait, I thought you
were undercover.

I am.

For the health department.

Wha...?

Aren't you looking for talent?

No, I'm looking for bugs.

You know, spiders,
ants, cockroaches.

I got to tell you something,

this place is
crawling with them.

Ew!

Well... That's nasty, man.

That's just disgusting.

That was great!

Really? Thanks.

No dancing on the tables.

See you in detention.

Thanks.

See you there.

Excuse me.

Are there any kids around
here who can sing or dance,

or want to be a superstar?

I'm sorry, I'm not singing
for no more janitors.

Guess I'll have better
luck at Jefferson.

It's on!

Hey, wait a minute.

Undercover superstar
isn't on till tomorrow.

I know. I've got a new show
I think you guys will enjoy.

Welcome to america's -
Most embarrassing parents!

Our first tape was
sent in by Cory b.

I guess he was too
embarrassed to use his last name.

Let's see why.

You didn't.

He wouldn't.

This act is called
"toast and jelly."

Oh, oh, but he did.

♪ Girl, our love has
been a melody ♪

♪ and the b*at's coming ♪

♪ from my heart ♪

♪ we compose a funky symphony ♪

♪ and it's going to
the top of the charts ♪

♪ we have had ♪

♪ our share of bumps ♪

♪ but I'm never, ever ♪

♪ down in the dumps ♪

♪ our love... ♪

Here come the pain.

♪ And I know
we'll never split. ♪

Looks like toast got burnt.

Should I be running?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!