03x21 - Chef-Man and Raven

[bunniefuu]

Waah! This is it, you guys!

Captain cook-off is about
to take down another victim.

This is the best show ever.

It has cooking, smack talking.

Yeah, and that hostess is
the best thing on the menu.

And the judges have
made their decision!

Will it be the
masked chef... Boo!

Boo! Get off the camera!

Or captain cook-off?

Yes! Yes! Whoo!

And the winner, with
the most delicious

beef tenderloin in
a tarragon sauce,

our returning champion,

still undefeated,
captain cook-off!

Oh, who is the chef?
Who is the chef?

That would be me! Yeah, yeah!

Waah!

Ok, all you so-called
chefs out there.

My crew is out in
the street right now

to challenge our next opponent.

Right, gourmet girl?

Right, dad! Who's
ready to get served?

Heh! Let's go live
to our challenge cam,

which could be in
your neighborhood.

Hey, that's my street!

Pfft! Ha ha ha! Hey, look!

They just ran over some
sucker's bike. Ha ha ha!

Rae, that's your house.

That's my bike.

Oh, my goodness! Captain
cook-off's gonna challenge my dad!

Oh, my gosh!

Rae, what's going on?

Ok, dad, the door's
about to ring. Go answer it.

You are one lazy psychic.

Sorry, dad, but trust
me. Don't forget to smile!

Rae, that guy kind
of looks like your dad.

Chels, that guy is her dad!

Victor Baxter, chef and
owner of the chill grill,

do you accept the
captain cook-off challenge?

You bet we do!

Ah! The challenge
has been accepted.

And what will our
secret challenge dish be?

Tune in next week when
I take on Victor Baxter.

That is right, Mr. B! You
better take that captain down.

sh**t! Busting up my bike.

Dad, what's wrong? You
look like you saw a ghost?

Worse. I saw a
Leonard Stevenson.

Aah!

What?

It sounded kind of scary.

Let's go.

♪ If you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae!

♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪ oh, no ♪

♪ I try to save the situation ♪

♪ then I end up misbehavin' ♪

♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ hey, now, say now ♪

♪ 'bout to put it down, yeah ♪

♪ come on and
ride with Rae now ♪

♪ and if the future
looks gray now ♪

♪ then everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

Dad, who's Leonard Stevenson?

Aah!

Chels, will you stop doing that?

Well, then stop saying it.

Fine. Dad, who's
that... Who... you know.

He's a bigmouth,
trash-talking jerk

better known as
captain cook-off.

Oh! You know captain cook-off?!

Unfortunately,
and there is no way

that I'm doing his show.

What?! Dad... No, look!

Next time you accept a challenge

for me, don't!

Tcch! Attitude!

Chels, my dad's really upset.

I have to deal with this.

Dad, what happened between
you and Leonard Stevenson?

Aah!

Chels, step away from the door!

Sorry!

Ok, here's the story.

Ie... that guy

was my top rival
at cooking school,

and thanks to him, I
almost didn't become a chef.

It was our senior
cook-off, and Leonard and I

were competing to see who would
be named top chef of our class.

We had to make stuffed mackerel.

I was feeling pretty confident,

that is until
Leonard did his flip.

No one had ever done
a double flip before.

I knew I had to try if I
was gonna stand a chance.

And that's the story.
Leonard became top chef,

and I never
flipped a fish again.

You know what?
You're right, dad.

I've seen you
flip a lot of things,

but never any fish.

Our challenge dish is
gonna be stuffed mackerel.

Ohh! Dad, I had a vision.

I know what the
challenge food is gonna be.

Humph! If I know Leonard,
it's gonna be stuffed mackerel.

You're right! That's
a good thing, dad.

Raven, how is that a good thing?

This is just another chance
for him to humiliate me.

No, dad. This is a
chance to prove yourself,

and you're gonna have an
edge because now you know

what the challenge
food is gonna be.

Oh, I don't know, Rae.

Dad, how many times in life
do you get a second chance?

Well, I have thought about
this, like, a million times.

So, dad, what are
you waiting for?

You're right. Ha ha!
This is my chance

to show captain cook-off
who the top chef really is!

Exactly! And then
I'll be your assistant.

We'll practice night and day...

And then you'll be
one fish-flippin' fool.

Heh heh! Ok, I'll do it.

Yes, daddy, yes.

Look out, captain cook-off.

Victor Baxter is coming,

and this time, it's personal.

It's personal, baby!

Oh, hey, Cindy.

Oh, you liked my pants today?

Well, if you ain't saggin',

you're just laggin'.

Hey, pookie-face!

Mom!

You know what? I'm
gonna call you back.

Yeah, ok. All right. Bye.

Mom, I'm trying to work it here.

I'm sorry, sweetie pie,

but I've got a surprise for you.

Flat-screen TV? No.

Snowboard? No.

Inflatable... no!

Cory, stop guessing

it's something educational.

No! Oh!

I got you a new
desk for your room.

Is it broken?

Oh, well, some
assembly is required.

Oh, goody.

Well, let's get to work.

Oh. I don't suppose

you read Norwegian,
do you? Never mind.

Which one of these pieces

do you think is an utahagen?

Cory, where did
you get those pants?

Oh, these old things? Heh!

I picked 'em out myself.

Well, they are
hanging way too low.

Mom!

They're saggy.
This is the style.

Cory, you will have
plenty of time to sag

when you get older.

All right, my rubber buddy,

we've been
practicing all day long.

It's showtime!

Ahem.

Wait a minute!

Yeah!

Why are you yelling at me?!

Sorry, dad, but that's the show.

That audience
can get pretty nasty.

Oh, all right. I get it.

Well, come on, bring it
on. Show me what you got!

You stink worse than the fish!

Ooh! Ha ha ah!

Congratulations,
dad! You did it!

You nailed the double!

I knew you could do it, Mr. B.

You are going down,
captain cook-off.

Thanks a lot, guys,
for believing in me,

and, Rae, I could've
never done it without you.

Rae, no!

This is worse
than the last time!

Ohh! Rae, what? What'd you see?

Chels, I don't know,
but whatever it was,

it was worse than the last time.

Ooh, man!

I am so ready, Raven.

It's payback time
for captain cook-off.

Yeah, that's
great, dad, but, um,

what if I did something
that made you mess up?

What are you talking
about? Did you have a vision?

Yes, dad, and you
were yelling at me,

and you said it was
worse than the last time.

What was worse than last time?

I don't know, but, dad,
whatever it is just...

Just punish me now.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

Oh, come on,
Rae. Don't be silly.

How can we worry about something

if we don't know what it is?

But, dad, I don't
want us to lose.

Honey, the only
way we're gonna lose

is if we don't try.

Victor Baxter.

Leonard Stevenson.

Aah!

I guess Chels is here.

Um, this is my daughter Raven.

Hmm. Hey. And this
is my daughter Julie.

Hello, Raven.

What up, Julie?

You know, back
in cooking school,

they used to call
your dad butterfingers.

Really? Oh, that's funny. Well, I
bet you had some nicknames, too.

Tell 'em what it was, dad.

Uh, Mr. Successful.

My dad's never lost a challenge.

Oh, wait... nope! Never!

Heh heh heh!

Well, that's gonna be
the last time you say that,

'cause your daddy
is about to go down.

Heh heh! Well, I doubt it,

because I have a little
surprise for you, Victor.

Our challenge dish is
gonna be stuffed mackerel.

Hmm. Actually, I quite enjoy
making stuffed mackerel.

It's become a specialty of mine.

Oh. Really?

Daddy, I thought you said
he was gonna start crying.

Don't worry, honey. He will.

Ok, let's get your
new desk upstairs.

Heh. Whoopee.

Lose the attitude, Cory. And
let mommy fix those pants.

Ok, let's turn it on the side

ok. And lift on 3.

And 1... 1... 2... Ok, 2...



This is heavier than I thought.

Are you ok, honey?
Oh, yeah, I got it.

Back it up to the stairs. Ok.

To the stairs. Alrighty. Ok.

All right. Ok, here we go.

Ok, here we go. We're going.

Going good. Ok, all right.

It's going well. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Ok.

Help.

What's the matter? Nothing.

Well, hold up your end, Cory.

My end's not listening.

What are you talking about?

My pants fell down.

Well, pick 'em up!

Ok, I'm gonna try. Ok.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
stop, stop! It's slipping.

Forget about your pants!
Let's get this thing upstairs.

Ok, just one little problem.

I can't walk with my
pants around my ankles.

We're stuck.

It's time for captain
cook-off's Kitchen challenge.

Let's meet our challenger.

Victor Baxter is
owner and head chef

of San Francisco's chill grill.

He's being assisted
by his daughter.

Let's welcome
chef-man and Raven.

Waah! Oh, yeah!

Bring it on, chef-man!

Yeah, baby!

Yeah, get your cook
on! Get your cook on!

Get your cook on!
Get your... Cook... On.

And now are you ready to sizzle?

Let's give it up for
the star of our show,

the undefeated, undisputed

unsurpassed king of the Kitchen,

captain cook-off

and his daughter gourmet girl!

Yeah, people, yeah!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Hey, you want this? Oh,
you want this, chef-man?

Oh, keep dreaming!
Ha ha! Keep dreaming!

Yeah!

All right, you guys
know the rules.

The dish challenge today
will be stuffed mackerel.

Let's start the clock.

Shake hands and
come out cooking.

Unh! Unh!

Scallions! Chopping scallions.

Chop 'em, dad!
Chop 'em! Chop 'em!

Chop 'em! Celery!
Chopped celery.

Get it, dad! There
you go. Get it! Chop it!

Mush... ooh,
mushrooms! Not good.

Wait, wait, Rae! You
know you're highly allergic

to mushrooms.
You gotta be careful!

I know.

Uh-oh. Chef-man and Raven
have eliminated mushrooms

from their dish. This could
really hurt them with the judges.

Oh, what a move!

They're gonna get some
style points for that one.

Let's see you match
that, butterfingers.

Chef-man and Raven answer
with some style points of their own!

My bad!

Ok, if that's the way
you want to play.

Hey, Rae, how's
the stuffing coming?

Oh, yeah, ok.

Quite delicious, actually.

A little spicy... you ok?

Yeah, yeah, I'm
fine. Just a little tickle.

Mushrooms.

Oh, snap!

How you holding up, little guy?

I'm fine, mom. I
can hold a desk.

Would you please stop
treating me like a baby.

I do not treat you like a baby.

Yes, you do.

You're right. You're
becoming a young man.

I shouldn't be picking
out a desk for you

or calling you pookie-face

or putting bubbles in your bath.

Yeah... whoa, whoa,
whoa! No more bub-bubs?

Well, you don't have to grow up

all at once.

Thanks, mom. You're really cool.

Cory, you don't like
this desk at all, do you?

Right now, I can say I hate it.

Me, too.

Unh! Unh!

And we're back. We're
cooking stuffed mackerel,

and the action is
fast and furious.

Hey, Rae, is the
pan all greased?

Ready to go.

Ho ho ho!

Wow! The camera really
does add 10 pounds.

Yeah, to each cheek.

What's everybody
screaming about?

Aah!

My cheeks!

Aah!

My hands!

My hands and my cheeks!

I wonder what else got blown up.

Rae! Rae, Rae! Did
you eat a mushroom?

I guess so. I don't know
how it got in the bowl.

Rae, no!

This is worse
than the last time!

That was my vision.

Oh, no, no, Rae. We
gotta get you to the doctor.

No, no, dad! Now,
I've had this before.

It'll go away in
about 5 minutes.

I don't care! We gotta
get you checked out.

Dad, we can win this.

Ok, the fish is ready to flip.

We just need to
add a pinch of salt.

Oh, a pinch of salt.

I can't really... I can't
really get with the pinching.

It looks like the captain
is ready to flip his fish.

Aside from adding flakiness,

the flip is essential in winning

those all-important
style points.

Do the double! Do the double!

Do the double! Do the double...

The audience is chanting
for the captain to do

his signature double flip.
I'm sure he won't disappoint.

Do the double! Do the double!

Do the double!

Hostess and
audience: 1... 2... 3!

I can't believe it!
Ladies and gentlemen,

the captain has landed a triple!

No, he didn't! No,
he didn't... yes, he did!

A triple? That's never been
done in fish-flipping history.

You're gonna have to do 4.

A quad?!

Do you know how hard
it is to master a double?

Dad, a great man
once said to me,

"the only way we can lose

is if we don't try."

What dummy said that?

You did.

It looks like chef-man and
Raven are frozen with fear.

If they don't
answer that triple,

it's all over!

Bring it, chef-man!

Yeah, you can do it!

Hostess and
audience: 1... 2... 3...

It's not gonna make it!



But can he catch it?!

Yeah!

Aah!

I can't believe it!
What teamwork!

You did it, dad!

No, no, Rae. We did it together.

And you know what? It
doesn't matter if we win or lose.

Yeah, but I want to win.

Heh heh! So do I.

The judges have
made their decision.

Ohh! The voting was close,

but by a flip, our new champions

chef-man and Raven!

Aah! Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Congratulations, Victor.
You always were a great chef.

You mean it?

Of course not, but
the camera's still on,

so keep smiling. Ha ha ha!

Who's the chef now, baby?

Who's the chef now?

Presenting the new

cook-off challenge
champion, chef-man!

Hmm! And Raven!

Ha! When I say, "top
chef," you say, "Victor."

Top chef! Victor!

Top chef! Victor!

You guys won? Congratulations!

Come on, dad, let's go
put that in the Kitchen.

Hey, you guys still
working on that desk?

What have you
been doing all day?

Ew! Cory, pull up your pants!

Nobody wants to see
your nasty little drawers.

Yeah!