04x03 - Dues and Don'ts

[bunniefuu]

Buenos dias, class.

Buenos dias, senorita Rodriguez.

Ok, I hate to jump
down your throat so early,

but in espanol you
must roll your "r's" like so.

Senorita Rodriguez.

Now, let's roll.

Psst!

So, Rae, today's the big day.

I know, Chels, but I kinda
want to keep it on the d.L.

Why? Today's your big day

as an intern for Donna cabonna,

the world-famous
fashion designer.

Excuse me?

I'm having trouble concentrating
on your excellente lesson

because Chelsea and
Raven are interrupting.

Raven, Chelsea,
please stop talking,

so muffy can stop kissing up.

Now, again...

I don't get it. Usually
you'd be telling

the whole school
about your internship.

I know, Chels. Yes,
I would be singing,

bragging, and doing a
little cabbage patching,

but I am a working girl now, ok?

I'm more mature than that.

Yes, I want my design
sent to New York, Paris,

Rome!

Aah!

♪ I'm a designer, I've
got a private office ♪

♪ I'm so important ♪
hey!

Let's go.

♪ If you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae!

♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪ oh, no ♪

♪ I try to save the situation,
then I end up misbehavin' ♪

♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ hey, now, say now ♪

♪ 'bout to put it down, yeah ♪

♪ come on and ride
with the break now ♪

♪ and the future
looks great now ♪

♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

yep, that's me.

♪ I'm so important... ♪
Raven!

Would you like to
explain to the class

about your spontaneous outburst
of singing and cabbage patching?

I'm so sorry.

It's just that I got a
little after-school job

in the fashion industry,

and I have a glamorous
office with a spectacular view.

Ooh!

If I didn't know any better,

I'd say you're fibbing.

Oh, wait.

I think you are.

Oh, no, she's not!

Ok, she's working
for Donna cabonna.

Donna cabonna? The
world-famous designer?!

I love Donna cabonna!

I love wearing her clothes.
I love saying her name.

In fact, I will say
it now 3 times fast.

Donna cabonna. Donna
cabonna. Donna cabonna.

Baxter, the only way Donna
cabonna would hire you

is in your dreams.

You know what, muffy?

My dream starts
today after school, ok?

I cannot believe I am
in a real design studio.

Ohh! Oh, my goodness!

That is fabulous!

You are hooking that pink up.

Fantastic.

Ooh, look at that, girl.

Yes, nice taste in
fabric. Yes, beautiful.

Oh, no. See, let me
tell you something.

This does not work
with this body shape.

You need to fix this area,
bring that out like that,

and hook it up
with a little purple.

There you go.

Aah!

There's our new intern. We've
been expecting you, Raven.

Oh, hi, Tiffany.
You remember me?

Raven, please. I'm
Donna's assistant.

How could I forget the girl
who crashed my boss's party

disguised as a mummy
wrapped in toilet paper

and almost got me fired?

So, um, that's behind us, right?

Of course.

Oh, great. You know
what, you're ok, tiff.

Now how about that
office? Can we talk about it?

Can we? Whoo!

You like it?

Why don't you go ahead
and try it on for size?

Oh, 'cause I know
it already fit, girl.

You know I do.

Oh, my goodness,
just the way I saw it.

Aah!

Yes, look at my desk!

Yes, yes, I would
like my design shipped

to New York, Paris, Rome!

And I'd like your
butt out of my chair.

Wait a second.

This... this is
your office, isn't it?

Oh, no. All of our interns

start here and
work their way down.

Ha ha ha!

Really? 'Cause I would
have thought that maybe...

Tiffany, let's
explain the rules.

Of course.

Nobody ever goes
into Donna's office

unless invited by Donna.

But, Tiffany...

Nothing gets touched.
Nothing gets moved.

If you leave a finger
print, you wipe it.

If you leave a foot
print, you rake it.

Really? Because...
Buppa-buppa-buppa-bup!

You're an intern.
You're here to listen

and to learn.

Ok.

Yes, ma'am. So what
do you need me do first?

Listen or learn?

First, I'd like you to
sharpen my pencils,

mocha my latte,

and walk my
precious, little coco.

Ok.

Now disappear.

Yes, ma'am.

Oh, no! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Very carefully. Very carefully.

That's an original
sculpture by Antoine farday.

Saray. I mean, sorry.

It is priceless. Don't touch it.

Don't breathe on it.
Don't even look at it!

Did you just look?
I wasn't looking!

I was mesmerized.

Tiffany, you set me up.

Did I? I'm sorry. That
won't happen again

as long as you
stay in your place.

Yeah, ok. Where is my place?

Right over there.

Eddie, man,

I can't believe you're giving me

your lucky leather jacket, man.

Well, I got this new one.

And besides, you're
starting junior high now,

so I thought I'd help you
add a little flavor to your style.

I don't know what to say.

Then don't say nothing. Let
the jacket do the talking, brother.

Ok, here I am, ladies.

Come to papa.

No, seriously, let the
jacket do the talking.

So, man, this is
for keeps, right?

Yeah, it's all yours.
Wear it well, little bro.

Uh-uh! That's what's going on.

I'm outta here. All right, man.

Hmm?

"Listen and win sweepstakes.



No one ever wins these things.

And we're back! This
is dj smoothie smooth.

I'm still looking for our listen
and win sweepstakes ticket holder.

We've got a 40-inch
flat-screen TV

for ticket number 1-3-7-4-3.



Flat-screen! Ohh!

"1-3-7-4-3."

Eddie, you won...
Hey, wait a second.

This is my jacket. I won!

Hurry up.

You've got one hour to call in

and claim your prize.

Hey, I forgot something.

No, you didn't!

Yes, I did.

I forgot to remind
you to spray the jacket

with leather protective
once a month.

Leather protect...

You know what, I'm
gonna get right on that, ok?

All right, we'll see you later!

What are you so jumpy about?

Jumpy? Who's jumpy?
Come on, let's go.

Our lucky ticket holder
has 59 minutes left

to call in and claim
that flat-screen.

Flat-screen? Wait a second.

I have one of those tickets.

Where'd you put it, man?

Hey, Cory, you didn't
happen to find anything

in that jacket, did you?

I don't remember.

Oh.

You don't remember, huh?

Mm-mmm.

Ok.

Well, I'm gonna stay
right here till you do.

Ok, I'm off to pick
up your fabric.

Oh, and you're all set
for your 5:00 yoga class.

Oh, good. Just
knowing I have a session

with newbar calms me down.

Raven! Yes! Yes!

I have something very
important for you to do.

Aah! Ok!

Do you want me to
look over your designs?

Can I show you
some of my designs?

No, no, no. More important.

Remove all the
green ones, please.

You know what, I did not sign up

for no sitting on
no little, tiny stool

with a little desk,
candy picking...

I don't know why she's tripping.

The green ones are good.

Hey, Rae. Chels!

What are you doing here?

I came to see you in action.

Ooh, puppy-puffs.
My dog loves those.

Oh, yeah, you know, he
doesn't like the green ones, either.

Eww!

Is muffy here yet?

Muffy? What?

Why would muffy be here?

Oh, you know, she was
just making me so mad.

I'll believe it when I see it.

You invited her down here?

Well, not just her.

I had to invite senorita
Rodriguez, too.

Thanks, Chels. Why didn't
you just invite the entire class?

Oh, I didn't have to.
Senorita Rodriguez did.

Chels, what?!

I cannot wait to see
the look on their faces

when they see this
big, beautiful office.

Yeah, it'll be
something like that.

You know, without
the snarling lip.

Chelsea, I cannot believe
the entire Spanish class

is on their way down here!

I don't get it. Don't
you want them to see

how glamorous your job is?

Chelsea, my vision
was wrong, ok?

There's nothing glamorous
about this job. Nothing!

All right, this...
This is my desk.

The dog has a
better set-up than I do.

That's not gonna
impress the Spanish class.

Thanks for the
news flash, Chels.

I can't let them see me. I
can't let Donna see them.

Oh, my goodness.

I am going to be
fired and humiliated

on my first day.

Technically, you'll be
humiliated and then fired.

♪ Raven ♪

Uh, be right there!
Oh, my goodness.

If I could just get her out
of the office for 20 minutes

I can make the Spanish
class believe that is my office.

Ok, cool. What should I do?

Hide under a desk.

If you say so.

Ok, let's go.

Not my desk, Chels. A real desk.

Raven, what is taking so long?

Coco wants his puppy-puffs.

Yeah, he'll get those.
Listen, good news.

Your 5:00 yoga class

is now going to start


Oh! Well, I must have
my yoga sessions.

It's just what keeps
me so mellow.

Yes, it does. Get out of my way!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

So...

As far as you know,
for the next 20 minutes,

that is my office.

Time is tick,
tick, ticking away.

If you've got that
winning ticket,

call now or that flat-screen
TV goes right in my crib.

Eddie, Eddie,

don't you have to go... no.

But what about your... no.

Did you forget... no, no, no.

No, no, noooo.

No. All right?

I'm staying right here
till that ticket turns up.

Ok, ok, fine. I
have the ticket, ok?

And it won, but it's mine.

But it was in my jacket!
No, that you gave me!

I gave you the jacket,
not what was in it, Cory.

Ok, let's look at
it this way, ok?

If you sold me a house,

and I found a
treasure in the house,

the treasure would be mine.

Hmm, point well taken. Yeah.

Well, let me give
you another example.

Maybe if I put my foot
halfway down your esophagus!

Thank you so much.

Ok, so the Spanish
class is on their way up,

and the staff
went out for coffee.

So, this could be
the perfect time

to get the class in and out
before Donna gets back.

The old in-and-out. Got it.

Yoo-hoo! Raven.

Raven, this is beautiful.

Uh, thanks for coming.
Hope you enjoyed your visit.

Chelsea, if I didn't
know any better,

I would say you're trying
to give us the old in-and-out.

What are you talking about?

They're on to us.

Listen, I'm so sorry about that.

It's just that Donna
left me in charge,

and I am super busy.
So if you could leave...?

Uh-huh. So where's
your big, private office

that you were cabbage
patching about, Baxter?

Right this way!

Huh? What?

No! Wait, wait, wait!

Ok, ok, all right. Ha ha ha!

Yep, now you see
it, now you gotta go.

Why so fast, Baxter?
Hiding something?

Ok, that is it. She's
not hiding anything.

Rae, show 'em your office.

Show 'em like you've
never shown 'em before.

Chels, you really
need to calm down.

I'm sorry. It just
makes me so mad

when she doesn't believe
your lies, you know.

Ok, so...

Everybody will walk
in a single file line,

step where I step,
and don't touch nothing.

Ok, everybody, please
don't touch anything.

Excuse me.

It's amazing, isn't
it? Watch your feet.

Didn't I say... You're
touching the silk.

What's this thing
supposed to be? No!

No, no, no, no, no.

Do not touch the farday.
Don't smell the farday.

Don't even look at the farday.

Of course, Raven. Because
you are so successful,

we will all indulge
your strange behavior.

Oh, I almost forgot. I
made you a special surprise.

I hope you like
chocolate volcano cake.

An eruption of
chocolaty goodness.

No!

No eruptions! No!

Who wants the first piece?

No, Chelsea!

Oh!

No, no, no. Don't rush for it.

She's gonna give it
to who she wants to.

She's gonna give it...
yes, yes, take it. Be careful.

Senorita, this cake is yummy.

It's so gooey,
moist, and crumbly.

Oh, why it got to be crumbly?

No!

Who's ready for hot fudge?

Why it got to be fudge?

Give me my ticket! Get off me!

Come on, give me my ticket!

No!

Ha ha ha!

He tied my shoes!
I'm telling you...

Ha ha! In your face!

You tied my shoes!
I'm getting you!

Whoa!

Oh, my back. You ok?

Yeah. You?

Yeah.

Give me the
ticket! No, it's mine!

My ticket! It's mine!

I'm gonna get you
no matter what!

You've been listening

to the best of dj
smoothie smooth.

Best of?

This has been a rebroadcast
of last week's show.

Oh, and whoever held
on to that winning ticket,

thanks for the flat-screen.

Hey, you want to
grab some pizza?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sounds good.

On the way, let's
swing by the hospital.

All right.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ok, on that note, y'all
need to get out, ok?

Please, exit that
way. All right.

Raven, wait.

We have to break
the lucky pinata.

A pinata? You mean like

we have to hit that with a stick

and have candy
flying everywhere?

Oh, everybody does candy.
I took it to the next level.

Guacamole!

Why? Why?!

Chelsea, you can go first.

All right, ready? Whoo! Whoo!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Chels, stop! Stop!

Give me this!

Everybody, party's
over. Gotta go.

Get out. I'm sorry. Y'all
messing up my office.

I'm not playing. Out. I
do not have a lot of time.

Thank you. Messing
up the carpet.

I gotta sweep it.
Who sweeps a carpet?

Ohh!

No, wait! Ohh!

Oh... Ok, ok. Thank you.

Ok.

All right, here we go.

I guess you are some
big whoopty-do, Baxter.

I'll give you your props.

Thank you. And I'll accept
them while you leave, ok?

Thank you. Thank you, everybody.

Thank you for the tour, Raven.

If you happen to run across
any free Donna cabonna shoes,

I'm a size 7.



Bye-bye!

Finally, they're gone.

Any of that cake left?

Get out!

I'm going! Yeesh.

Ohh!

Can you believe newbar
missed his own yoga class?

What?

People are just
so unprofessional.

Well...

Donna is just going
to have to center...

And breathe...

And coco goes on his couch...

And then I am going
to go to my happy place.

Aah!

Something is
off-balance in here.

I can't put my finger... aha!

Didn't I say no green ones?

Oh, miss Donna, I thought
that I had eaten all...

I mean, disposed of them all.

Raven, how do you
expect to be successful

in the fashion industry

if you can't handle
one simple job?

I'm sorry, miss
cabonna, no disrespect,

but I don't understand
how sorting dog food

is gonna help me in
the fashion industry?

Raven, do you know
how I got started?

Yes! Of course I do!

You were the youngest
fashion designer

to have her own line.
Oh, you are my idol!

Of course I am. But
before I became all that,

I interned for
Yvonne St. laburve.

Really? She is a
fabulous designer.

She made my life miserable!

She had me doing
all of her shopping,

and cleaning her house,

and shampooing her monkey,

who, by the way, had a very,
very unhealthy crush on me.

Monkey love is not
right. That is not cool.

You know what I'm saying?

But how did that
help you with fashion?

It didn't,

but it did help me
learn about discipline,

hard work and Patience,

which are all things you
need to be successful.

Mm-hmm, yes. You know what?

I understand. I really do.

It's just that I was just
so excited to be here

I thought I would...

Honestly, I thought I would doing
something much more important.

Oh, Raven.

You have talent and enthusiasm,

but it's only your first day.

Pace yourself, dear.

Ok. Yes. Thank you so much.

Oh, for all your
wisdom and love...

Ok, now disappear.

Donna! Donna!

I came back as soon
as I got your message.

I can't believe newbar
missed his class.

That is so unlike him.
I'm gonna give him a call.

Does this look
off-balance to you?

Tiffany! My farday!

I didn't even touch it!

Tiffany, how could
you? Gotta go.