04x16 - Members Only

[bunniefuu]

Ok, guys.

What do you guys
want to do this weekend?

Something different besides

sitting in your room watching
movies and eating popcorn.

Yeah, we do need a change.

Oh, you guys, we could
switch to jelly beans.

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah, that's gonna
be fun eating those.

Man, we are in a social slump.

Yea yea!

Hoo! Yeah!

Hoo! Hoo! Yeah!

Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!

Whoo!

Ow!

Hey, brothers.

Yeah? Yeah?

Introduce yourselves.

♪ We are the... ♪

♪ Sigmas, yeah ♪

♪ and we are proud ♪

♪ yeah, that's why we ♪

♪ yell, yeah ♪

♪ so very loud ♪

♪ yea yea, whoo ♪

Look at those sigmas

stepping down the
hall like they all that.

Yes, and you wish
you were one of them.

Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.

Those are the
coolest guys in school.

I want a gold jacket.

Yeah, I want one of the
tall cup of cutenesses

in the gold jacket.

Would you get back here.

I want to go to a sigma
party before I graduate.

Those sigmas sure know
how to get their party on.

At least, that's
what it looks like

from across the street
through my binoculars.

You know, Eddie, instead
of spying on the sigmas,

why don't you
just, uh, join them?

Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.

And then we could
go to the party,

and some other loser
would be watching us.

You make it sound so easy.

I mean, you can't
just walk up and join.

You gotta be approached

by one of the members, guys.

Well, come on, Eddie. Why
haven't they approached you?

Because they haven't noticed me.

Yea yea!

Well, get over there
and get noticed.

Hoo hoo, yeah!

Raven!

Oh!

Ooh...

Good thing they
didn't notice that.

Let's go.

♪ If you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae!

♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪ oh, no ♪

♪ I try to save the situation ♪

♪ then I end up misbehavin' ♪

♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ hey, now, say now ♪

♪ 'bout to put it down, yeah ♪

♪ come on and
ride with Rae now ♪

♪ and the future
looks great now ♪

♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

Man, still hurt?

Yeah.

The good thing is,

they still don't
know who you are.

Thanks to you.

Oh, come on now, Eddie.

You know that we love you.

Yeah, Eddie. Come
on, you're so cute.

You're so cute.

Dude.

Come here, man.

I think they're talking to you.

Oh, my goodness.

You better get over there.

What's shakin'?

Look, I'm Dylan. This is Jordan.

We were just thinking,

any guy surrounded by girls

must be pretty cool.

Girls? What girls?

Oh, you talking
about those girls?

Hi.

So, you must be
a real ladies man.

Yeah, yeah, my brother.

Well, you know how it goes down.

I like your style.

Yeah, man. What's your name?

Uh, Eddie Thomas,

or as I'm known in the street,

the ladies love me, Thomas.

That's a pretty stupid name.

All right.

Look, man, we'll
just call you Thomas.

Ok, that's cool with me.

Well, Thomas,

we think you might be
sigma material, baby.

Look, uh, consider
yourself approached.

Yea yea.

Serious?

Yeah, look, stop
by the sigma table

tomorrow at lunch, all right?

All right, I'll check
y'all later then.

A 'ight.

I got approached!

Hey, dad.

Uh, what have you got there?

Nothing.

It doesn't sound like nothing.

Sounds like a cricket.

Ok, I got a cricket, but look,

I was gonna use
it to scare Raven,

you know what I mean?

Cory, aren't you
a little too old

to be playing silly
pranks on your sister?

Dad, please, no.

It's one of my few pleasures.

Get rid of the cricket.

Who would that be?

Cory Baxter's phone here.

Hey, what's up, Larry?

Larry, Larry, calm down, man.

Look, I'm sure your
parents did not move

without telling you.

Man, look, well...

Did you check in the Kitchen?

See, see, there you go.

All that crying for nothing.

Yeah.

You're welcome, man.

I love you, too.

Ok.

Whew.

Ooh, there's the sigma table.

All right. Get over there.

Yeah, hurry up before they
change their mind about you.

'Cause that Dylan is
scrumdillyumptious.

I wonder why they
approached you now?

Well, the truth is, they, uh...

They think I'm a ladies man.

Ladies man.

You ain't got no ladies, man.

Well, actually, I do.

Come on, Eddie.

We're with you all the time.

I think we would know
if you were with ladies.

No, Chels.

We're the ladies.

What?

Well, I hope you
told them otherwise.

Nope. Why not?

Because I want to be a sigma.

Talk about guy
stuff for a change.

We talk about guy stuff.

No. You talk about guys.

That's true.

The point is if you want
to get into those parties,

you have to play along.

Ok...

But just let us
laugh one more time,

you know, to get it
out of our system.

Ladies man! Ladies man!

That is enough, you guys.

Now let's go, ladies.

Hey...

Thomas.

Glad you could drop by.

Brothers...

This is the player I
was telling you about.

So, you girls like Eddie, huh?

What's not to like?

Stop it.

Doesn't mean we're
not available, Dylan.

Uh, why don't you two

walk, and let me
talk to the fellas.

Uh, ok. Bye, Eddie.

We'll miss you.

I'll miss you, too.

I ain't gonna miss you.

Hey, Thomas...

We think you're
ready for the next step.

Yes. So when's the
parties, my brother?

Not so fast, all right?

Because you're not a sigma yet.

You're just a pledge.

A pledge?

Yep, yep, yep.

And, uh, your first task,

is to memorize the
sigma pledge oath

and recite it whenever
we ask you to.

Ok, man. No problem.

I mean, lay it on me.

That's all you got to do.

I'm a lowly pledge.

I am lower than a
worm's belly button.

I exist only to serve
my sigma brothers.

Yea yea!

Yea yea!

Ok, let's hear it.

I, uh... Uh... I am
lowly like a worm,

I serve something
on a belly button.

Yea yea!

I thought that was
good enough myself.

Ooh, work on it, ok?

But first, dump our trays.

That's easy stuff. That's easy.

Not too heavy?

Uh, nope.

No?

Ok, how about now?

No!

Whoo!

Ah, yes, looks
like your next task

is to clean up this mess, man.

Come on, let's get out of here.

See you later, dude.

I'm gonna be a sigma.

Hi, son.

Ask me how my day was today.

How was your day, dad?

It was terrible.

Now... Ask me why.

Uh, can we just skip to the part

where you tell me
what I did wrong?

You hear that?

I have... All day.

Oh, the cricket.

My bad, you know what?

I'm gonna go
take care of that...

Right now.

Uh, dad... He's not in the cup.

Mm-hmm. I figured that out

a couple of hours ago.

It never stops.

I am gonna get him!

Dad, I mean, he's
just a little bug.

How long can he go?

Dylan, stop. You play too much.

Yea yea!

I am a lowly pledge.

I am lower than a
worm's belly button.

I exist only to serve
my sigma brothers.

Yea yea!

Not bad.

Uh, are those books too heavy?

Nope.

How about now?

Still good, still good.

How about, uh, now?

Oh!

Whoo!

You guys... Don't
drop my books again.

Man, Eddie, they are
really making it hard for you.

Yeah, but it's
gonna be all worth it

when we start hitting
those sigma parties, y'all.

You know what, you're right.

I cannot believe we fooled them

into thinking that you
were a ladies man.

Yeah.

You guys, we fooled them good.

Yeah, we did.

Right.

Ok, ok.

So you're telling me

Thomas tried to put
one over on us, huh?

I heard the whole thing.

He's a liar, and he's a scammer.

Ok. Then we know
what we have to do, right?

What's up, Thomas?

I am a lowly pledge.

I exist only to serve my...

That's enough. That's
enough, Thomas, all right?

Look, looks like you've handed

everything we've thrown at you.

Yes! So I'm in.

Yea yea!

No, no, no, no.

Slow down, pledge.
Slow down, all right?

Now, uh, you've got
just one more thing to do

to prove you're worthy
of being a sigma.

The sigma list.

The sigma list?

The sigma list, the sigma list,

the sigma list.

The sigma list.

So this must be the sigma list.

And you've got 24 hours

to complete every task.

How am I supposed to
do all this in 24 hours?

Hey, that's your
problem, Thomas.

Ok, but of course,

you could quit right
now. You know that, right?

Yeah, maybe you
aren't sigma material.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

Ain't nobody said
nothing 'bout quitting.

You know, I'm just
saying, big list, 24 hours.

Oh, ok.

Uh... You're kidding, right?

Come on, guys.
We're in this together.

What about the parties?

Popcorn in my room

is starting to sound
better and better.

Come on, I did not come this far

just to quit now.

Are you guys in or out?

Ok, fine, we're in,

but that is a heck of a list.

Yeah, it's a good thing

I've been getting
a lot of sleep lately.

We've got this
cricket, you guys.

That chirping is so soothing.

Come on, cricket.

It's 2am in the morning.

Dad, will we ever sleep again?

Maybe next time, you'll
do what I tell you to do.

I will, I promise, ok?

Just make the bad cricket stop.

Ok, we will find this cricket

and put an end to
this madness. Now...

Let's be quiet so we
can hear where it is.

The sink.

Under.

Ok, I don't see him.

Yeah, we haven't
heard him in awhile.

Maybe he left.

Yeah. You're probably right.

Oh, yeah, he's gone!

Yes!

That's what I'm talking about.

Living room!

There he is.

Let's get him.

Got you!

Way to go, son.

Hold it, hold it,
you got the top?

Ok, ready?

On the count of 3.1, 2, 3. Go.

Yes!

Thank you, dad.

Now should we spray
him, or smush him?

Smush him, it's faster.

All right. Here you go.

It's your cricket.

But I gotta go to school.

I'll give you a note.

But you're the daddy.

I'm the daddy
telling you to smush.

How about we let him go outside?

You know what,
that's a good idea.

That's where he belongs anyway.

Yeah.

Whew.

Wait a minute.

Mr. Cricket, in a strange
way, I respect you.

You gave us a run for our money.

But in the end,

you were no match
for human intelligence.

That's right, dad.

Gimme some!

All right.

Uh...

Dad?

Living room.

Oh, Dylan, I'm
not that beautiful.

Ok, that's it.

We've scrubbed
the sigma's lockers,

shined the sigma's shoes,

and we've done
every stupid thing

on that stupid list.

Yeah, next chillin' with Dylan.

Whoo!

Not so fast.

There's another task
on the back of this thing.

What?

Oh, come on, you
guys. It'll be fun.

This isn't as much fun
as I thought it would be.

This is straight
up embarrassing.

I don't wanna hear
no complaining,

I got ruffles under here.

All right.

And at least this is the
last thing on the list, y'all.

I know, I know, oh, my goodness.

We are so into that sigma party.

Listen, let me tell you

what's about to happen
though, seriously.

When we get to that
sigma party, I cut you loose,

all right, you start crying,

I run into Dylan's arms,

everybody's happy.

Oh, look...

It's little Bo... And his peops.

That was funny.

Look, I'm impressed, Thomas.

Gosh, I mean, we thought
you would've quit by now.

I told you, I am not
a quitter, brother.

Well, look, since you
completed everything on the list...

Come to our table at lunchtime,

and we'll make it official.

This is too funny.

Baaa, Dylan!

Yes, I'm in!

Whoo!

We know you tried
to scam us, Thomas.

All right, we've been on to you,

ladies man.

Oh, my goodness, Eddie,

hold on to your bloomers,
we got a problem.

What, Rae, what did you see?

The sigmas are totally on to us.

What, they know we're not sheep?

No, Chels.

They know Eddie's
not a ladies man.

Oh, whew.

That was close.

Wait, so they did all
this just to humiliate me?

To humiliate all of us.

I can't believe all
this was for nothing.

I'm not gonna be a sigma.

You know what, we're not gonna

let them get away with this.

Yeah, that's right.

No one's gonna pull
the wool over our eyes.

Man, I could've said
that any other time,

it would've been true.

You right, Rae.

We've gotta humiliate them

just like they humiliated us.

Yeah, but where
are we gonna find



As great as that idea sounds,

I got a better one.

All right, we're all set.

All we have to do is
just pull on this rope,

and it's gonna rain baked beans

all over those sigmas.

Yes!

Now remember,
we don't do anything

until Eddie gives the signal.

Ok.

Wait, Eddie, come here.

Um, we don't have a signal.

Ooh, how about... stop it.

How about, uh... Genius, yes!

Right! Right!

Let me do what I do.

Whoo! We are gonna
give those sigmas

a taste of their own medicine.

Yeah... wait a minute.

I thought we were
dropping the beans.

Well, Thomas, the
brothers have met,

and we've come to a decision.

Oh, have you now?

That's right,

but before we
tell you what it is,

we have something
we want to say.

We know you tried
to scam us, Thomas.

All right, we've been on to you,

ladies man.

All right, Chels, just
wait for the signal.

So you know that Chelsea
and I are just friends,

and Raven as well.

And you still put me
through that t*rture,

you know, just to tell me

that I'm not getting
into the sigmas, right?

Now why would we tell you that?

Huh?

Welcome to the sigmas!

Hey!

Yea yea!

Yea yea!

Yo yo yo!

But what about all the lying

and the scheming I did?

That's what we like about you.

Yeah, man. We
all did it to get in.

All right. Congratulations,
brother Thomas.

Yes!

That's the signal!

No, Chels! That's
not the signal.

You almost ruined everything.

No!

That's the signal.

This is beans!

What? What?

Wait a second.

Who's lower than a
worm's belly button now?

Yea yea.

Raven?

Yeah?

Why did you do that?

Because you gave me the signal.

No, no, no. That
wasn't the signal.

This is the signal.

What's the
difference, all right.

We beaned them.

The difference is
your vision was wrong.

They were gonna let me in.

Really?

Yes!

My bad.

That's all right,
my sigma brother.

You know, we're
gonna laugh at this

at our next sigma party.

Yea yea!

Wrong, ok?

I can't believe we thought
he was sigma material.

Man, you just...

Hold up, now. Hold up, homey.

Let me tell you something.

Just because Eddie is not

tall, dark, handsome,
muscular...

Hey, you better be going
somewhere with this.

Eddie's a great guy,
and it's your loss.

Yeah, yeah, and Eddie
wouldn't join your stupid sigmas

even if you begged him to.

You ain't got to beg me
if you want to just ask...

Let's go, fellas.

I ain't gonna say nothing
much more than that.

You know what I'm saying?

'Cause we can get
down and do what we do,

as long as y'all...
Where y'all going?

Where y'all going? Y'all
ain't got to go nowhere.

I mean, ok, I see, y'all
gonna get back with a brother.

You know, I'm sorry
about the beans.

Eddie, Eddie, it's
over. Come on.

Come on, now, Eddie. It's over.

It's over, ok?

I'm sorry things didn't work out

the way you wanted them to.

Don't be sorry, Rae.

I mean, I'm proud of myself.

I took everything
they dished out at me,

and I still learned
something from all of this.

Oh, see, that's right.

There's nothing more important

than two good friends
who care about you.

Yeah, there's that,

and then next time
we have a plan,

we need to come up
with a better signal.

You're the one
who said to do this.

Which is completely
different from this.

You guys, I'm telling you,

we just should've done this.

Stop it! Stop it!

Ok.

Yo, that was a fun
weekend, right, guys?

Yeah, Chels, you were right.

Those jelly beans
really spiced things up.

Told you.

Uh, Eddie, you're
not still bummed out

that you didn't get into
the sigmas, are you?

Oh, no, Rae.

I mean, I know I
got caught up into it

for a whole little bit,

but, I mean, after I
thought about it, I realized,

if I have to lie and
cheat to get into a group,

it's not the group
that I want to be in.

You know what,
Eddie, you're right.

Besides, I mean, after that
mess we made in the cafeteria,

we got accepted into
a whole other club.

Yeah.

After you, my ladies.

♪ We got detention ♪

♪ yeah, we got in trouble ♪

♪ for dropping beans ♪

♪ right on the sigmas ♪

♪ yea yea ♪

♪ work that, work that ♪