01x09 - Financial Aid

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ya got my money

change second major team hmm where the

hell's my financial aid check stupid hmm

ha good for one free order of

breadsticks with next purchase of medium

pizza hmm

breadsticks is breadsticks

my computer screen the best years of our

lives are you here

to get the g*n

my play but anyway

you

it's get over here my Andre the Giant

beer stein just arrived from East South

look I put M&Ms in it as tempting as

that sounds gimpy I can't

I'm waiting for my financial aid check

you're still waiting see that's why I

only conduct business online my

financially check is wired directly into

my account eliminating any possibility

of human error Computers never make

mistakes hard drive crashed 20 seconds

to melt it can't go hmm no it's mail

time hmm the Center for campus

organizing protest rally yeah right ah

yeah uh Kimmie

I am so sorry I was just throwing away a

stupid protest flier some idiot stuffed

in my mailbox what are you doing here

stuffing mailboxes with protest flyers

oh don't worry about it knits I'm

totally used to it two roads diverged in

a wood and I

I took the one less traveled by so

what's your rally for oh we're

protesting to school for investing its

money in socially responsible companies

such as hey kid tobacco thunderhorse

wine coolers and the Catholic Church wow

that is really Wow

I know protesting is it most people

thing but I have to tell you it feels so

satisfying it's great to actually do

something to effect change instead of

just sitting around and complaining

hey Rocco take your top off mmm

here's your mail I think you might want

to open this one oh I think you should

shut the hell up throw it on the desk

with my other mail

thank you for calling the financial aid

office to register for financial aid

press one to inquire about an existing

financial aid package press two

two if you are currently an

undergraduate student press 1 if you are

thank you for registering for ancient

Mayan history 101 to register for

another class press one No thank you for

purchasing two tickets to any get your

g*n to the theatre press 1 for parking

hold for the next available operator

maybe they'll call back

hello

Nitz its Rocco maybe in ten minutes I

need your opinion on something I'm kind

of busy right now man come on I'm making

a major life decision here and I want my

best bud to be a part of it

which do you like better the 57 Magnum

or the 37 caliber Rocco what are we

doing here dude I just found out I'm on

an ROTC scholarship yeah what Reserve

Officer Training Corps

I opened a letter a thought was for a

free order of breadsticks and it's from

the ROTC telling me a show up for

training or I'll lose my financial aid

package isn't that great

how could you possibly be an ROTC hmm

sign up for our OTC today and get a free

couse ball hey cow who cares oh I got it

the point is I'm psyched for some

hardcore Navy SEAL boot camp now help me

familiarize myself with the tools of

death I'd like to rock oh but I got to

get over to the financial aid office

before it closes I'll talk to you later

hmm

you buying something nope where I'm

going I'm gonna get all the weapons I

want for free g*n ville nope ROTC you

ever seen a naked man ride a horse hmm

no way yes finally huh oh come on

oh hello how can I help you today I

still haven't gotten my check for the

balance of my financial aid yet well

let's see if we can't track that right

down for you

I just need your missing check forms

like what oh sorry sir

you need to fill out the proper forms

before I can help you the form line is

right over there ah hurt the bathrooms

darling hold my warmth bed watching

battle box

student stages sleep in is not violent

way to protest school hey I told you

doing something would be the answer why

do you think I never leave my room

because you're a paranoid megalomaniac

with deep-rooted women issues and severe

delusions of grandeur all I know is I

wasted the whole day at that stupid

office and I still don't have my check

so what it's just for $42.90 that's not

even enough to buy a hyperdrive

generator for a j-type 327 Nubian Stein

Cruiser

that's not the point the point is it's

my money it's the principle

yeah hey look Kenny burns at your door

it's just like in your dream except she

has clothes on Kimmy

hi how's it going Nitz Walsh you've been

holding out on me I just read all about

your silent protest in the campus

newspaper we have a campus newspaper I

had no idea you're an activist like me

oh no I'm not really an activist you

should join the Center for campus

organizing then we can fight the good

fight together side by side day and

night night and day

Kimmy Burton thinks you're an activist

you don't even like to change your socks

of course I'll join your group we

activists have to stick together

why hots

private Rocko reporting for duty sir

oh I didn't know my father was here

we're very informal here aku so please

drop all that sir stuff and call me mum

everyone please give a warm local ROTC

chapter 59 welcome to our newest number

uh where are the g*ns for heaven's sake

Rocco where do you think we are gonna

you see we at local ROTC 59 believe that

education and understanding of the best

weapons a soldier can have our emphasis

is on people skills not combat training

today we're learning to fashion a proper

splint with some ghetto fashion you'll

see and then we'll learn how to k*ll

with our bare hands

okay jet you are a caution

what do you mean Travolta's not

returning my calls

I'm ruff roadie here it is the Center

for campus organizing everyone I'd like

to introduce you to our newest member

Nitz Walsh oh great

our new erasers came Cal you're a member

of the CFC oh hey guy I come here for

quality cattle time I don't have to

think or think cuz no one even knows the

group exists even the lovely ladies

can't find me here banana colada I'm

here cuz it'll look good on my grad

school applications Wharton loves it

when you look like you care I didn't ask

you

well I'm here cuz I heard Drew

Barrymore's a tree hugger and I'm trying

to slip her my script I didn't ask you

either where it's a groovy cats dig

infusing some dine to some time the

man's bum

lose round the witching hour a

super-heavy gas for the masses okay why

is the Doug Leier here he's pretending

it's still the 60s so except for Kimi

everyone's just here for their own

personal game works for me all right so

who's in the mood to go out there and

fight for some change today

I'd like to but I'm late for my Amnesty

International meeting a Princeton loves

it when you look like you care

internationally oh sorry no can do

I have passes for the new Julia Roberts

movie tonight for dog trainers ex-wife

is gonna be there and scar she doesn't

have to be tonight the sixties

miniseries is on TV cow what about you

well it looks like it's just the two of

us you gotta help me Jim yesterday we

made bird feeders on a pinecone why

don't you just drop out because then

I'll lose my whole financial aid package

you go to Community College

exactly unless you have two hundred

dollars lying around I need that

financial aid fine

then we'll simply have you declared

clinically insane and unfit to serve

that way if they try and withhold your

money you can sue for discrimination yes

good god I'm unable to hack into the

ROTC file Oh what what does that mean

they're using programs that are over two

decades old what does that mean they're

incompatible with my software what does

that mean well I have an old Mac classic

too I'm using as a bedside table we

could try that

bunny hop away to freedom

Thank You employees under and ketchup

uh Thank You employees under and

sweatshop enjoy

hello Pedro free the children burn the

evidence

Bustamante

all military experiments in the

engineering school a few scientists

chibis used remote peace not w*r

stop all military funded experiments in

the engineering school not a broad

daylight you fool

the slight difference in breast size

between the red speckled Robin and its

first cousin the red flecked Robin is

one alright if I have to be in your

crappy group then we're gonna do stuff I

like like Ben you're toxis and

destroying stuff understand ah is the

lecture on Robins over because if so I

missed the part about its distinctive

wing markings nits you're just in time

I've called a group meeting my fellow CF

Co members all year long we have

protested against different causes and

yet we are still encountering

overwhelming levels of student apathy no

matter what we do no one seems to care

oh sorry were you saying something I was

just saying that I feel we need a larger

issue one that people can relate to and

get behind does anyone have any ideas oh

I didn't know Jackie O is a Pisces you

know I'm starting to think that none of

you are very committed to our causes I'm

starting to think that you don't care

about anything other than yourselves can

you keep it down lady I can't hear

myself slurp hmm sorry I know this isn't

the best time but I really have to go

check on my financial aid check hmm

that's it financial aid dealing with the

bureaucracy of the system it's something

every student can relate to Nitz we are

going to get you your check hmm

this is the start of your anti

sensitivity training from this point

forward you will unlearn everything you

have learned um perhaps we should stick

to the intended syllabus

perhaps you should shut your puke face

lesson one feelings bump I want you to

describe to me in detail the worst

moment of your life well this one right

now is pretty bad no that was a trick

question a real soldier never talks

about his feelings

he keeps him bottled up inside forever

and takes it out on the b*ttlefield if

confronted with a situation where a

fellow soldier attempts to talk about

their feelings an open-handed slap

across the face is the appropriate

response

either that or a full nelson whichever

you prefer

he's not a freak knits we did it we

finally found a cause that people care

about man the harsh jingle jangle of the

2-way tub machines been grooving from

Sun up to moon time the voice of the

people have spoken and they wanna ride

on our peace train man and it's all

thanks to you well I haven't really here

welcome and now while we have the

momentum I think it's time to take it to

the next level in the tradition of Live

Aid and Farm Aid the CFC L will be

organising financial aid a concert and

rally outside of the financial aid

office tomorrow night a concert we've

gotten a lot of calls from a bunch of

big bands looking to lend their voices

to our cause well more like one band

really reg Against the Machine Rage

Against the Machine no reg Against the

Machine their local cover band but

they're really good

what band might be a bit strong it's

really just the one guy reg putting

multitasks instruments

ready aim fire

my chat hey dude alright

glad you got some machine rules when did

this check it here I found it this

morning behind a filing cobbler some

lame mouse must've dropped it aren't you

the only one who works here until they

give me an assistant Kimmy Kimmy we can

call off the rally I got my financial

aid check oh nice we can't call off the

rally now this thing is way too much

momentum but now there's nothing to

protest

I already got my check well what about

the countless others who haven't gotten

that checks yet you can't just abandon

them look knits your cause is the moment

I've been crusading for my whole life

this means so much to me please

thank you all for coming tonight and

showing your support for financial aid

before we get started I just like to say

a few words about the reason we're all

here tonight

Nitz Walsh knits where are you come on

up here

good evening ROTC you want us on hand to

keep the peace

okay time to kick some hippy a*s and now

let's hear a few words from the man

himself

Nitz Walsh yes yes I wrote you a speech

uh well thanks for coming out and

supporting me I feel what we're

protesting against tonight is the loss

of individual identity we can no longer

allow ourselves to be treated as cattle

oh crap what are we gonna do what are we

gonna do it um I think we should all

leave now I got my financial aid check

in the mail today turns out it was just

a clerical error and it had been

misplaced

yeah Just Blaze the bureaucracies no not

displace misplace as in I have my check

there's nothing to protest

you can disperse now whoa just birth

financial aid now

the protest is over go home go go go get

your financial aid check will you stop

going recycling conscious scum oh no way

that's my friend nits up there

good morning guys we're gonna get the

peace no rough stuff guys

stay back the cellphone causes brain

cancer and I'm not afraid to use it

this way

good pizza that's 42 dollars in nineteen

cents I ever spent

hey guys have you seen this going on

right now at state university a peaceful

protest of the school administration has

turned violent

in an example of student activism unseen

since the 60s I dedicate this night on

behalf of the entire CFC Oh to mr. Nix

Walsh and all the other nets is out

there fighting for social change for

Nitz you know in some small way I can't

help to think we were partially

responsible for what happened here today

Oakland Cal it's all his fault how why

what'd he do well I don't know guys just

a wad he'll have every right to be

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