11x15 - Funny Face

[bunniefuu]

Hello, my name's Lachy,
and these are my friends, The Wiggles.

Welcome to The Wiggles World.

[The Wiggles singing theme song]
♪ Waa-waa-waa, Wiggles World ♪

♪ Waa-waa-waa, Wiggles World ♪

♪ Waa-waa-waa ♪

♪ It's a world for everyone
Here at Wiggles World ♪

♪ Waa-waa-waa, Wiggles World ♪

♪ Waa-waa-waa, Wiggles World ♪

♪ Waa-waa-waa, Wiggles! ♪

I love the sound of the electric guitar.

You can make it rock. Whoo, whoo, whoo!

[plays rock music]

Whoo! You can make it swing.

♪ One, two, put it in your shoe! ♪

[plays swing music]

Yeah! And guess what else you can do?

You can lay back and play some blues.

Ooh yeah!

[plays blues music]

Wow! I remember when I was
a little Wiggle, I used to pretend

I was playing the electric guitar
with a tennis racquet!

Oh, it was fun.

[upbeat music playing]

When I was a teenager,

I loved jamming with Emma,
Simon, Lachy, and little Oliver.

He was the best guitarist in town
at the time.

[upbeat music playing]

I'm just so happy because
music makes me happy,

and I'm still playing with my friends,

my Wiggle dear friends,
Emma, Lachy, Simon,

and don't forget, Oliver.

He's grown up now,

but he's still playing the guitar in his
customary Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit.

It's rockin'.

[upbeat music playing]

[The Wiggles sing on-screen text]

-[rock music playing]
-Rarr! Rarr!

♪ It's a message from Curly Town ♪

-♪ It's a message from Curly Town ♪
-Rarr!

♪ Is it a problem, a party, or a parade? ♪

♪ I'm ready help, help them today ♪

♪ It's a message from Curly Town ♪

Rarr! Rarr! Rarr! Rarr! Rarr!

[light music playing]

Look! The Curly Town Bird
has given me a message

sent by the King of Curly World.

Well, before I read it,

I should make sure
my curly locks are in order

after that groovy dancing.

-[gentle music playing]
-♪ How do I look? ♪

♪ I want my hair ♪

♪ To look its curly best today ♪

♪ The King of Curly Town
Has sent me a message ♪

♪ Saying the Curly Wurlians would like
A puppet show to start their day ♪

♪ With a jolly laugh ♪

[laughs]

Did you hear that?

The King of Curly Town has sent a message

saying the Curly Wurlians
would like a puppet show

to start their day with a jolly laugh.

[laughs]

Well, I'm on my way.

-[steady music playing]
-♪ Ponso the Pony ♪

♪ Ponso the Pony ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

[neighing sounds]

[upbeat music playing]

Ah! Your Majesty, King Sam,
I'm here to help.

My dear friend Lobby,
I'm glad you're here.

Ah, it's Lachy.

Ah, yes, my dear friend Leslie,
I'm glad you're here.

Ah, it's Lachy.

Whatever. Anyways,
I have Zoric the Zebra here.

However, I need you to help me
with the other puppets.

-Oh, like a puppet show?
-Yes, of course.

Oh, King Sam, your wish
is my Wiggly command.

A puppet show!

[gentle music playing]

Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!

♪ Spot the Dalmatian lost all his spots ♪

♪ A big wind came
And blew them right off ♪

♪ Now without spots, Spot he is not ♪

♪ So when the wind stops
He'll look for his spots ♪

♪ So when the wind stops
He'll look for his spots ♪

Ruff!

♪ Phil the Platypus lost his duck bill ♪

♪ He lost it while singing
At the foot of a hill ♪

♪ Phil loves to sing the platypus song ♪

♪ But now all he sings is
"Where's my bill gone?" ♪

♪ Now all he sings is
"Where's my bill gone?" ♪

Hmm…

♪ Old Zoric the Zebra
Lost all his stripes ♪

♪ The rain washed them off
Now Zoric's in strife ♪

♪ Without his stripes
He looks like a horse ♪

♪ Zoric would say
"I'm a zebra, of course!" ♪

♪ Zoric would say
"I'm a zebra, of course!" ♪

♪ Well now, what I've sung
Is not really true ♪

♪ There's a lesson for me
And a lesson for you ♪

♪ Treasure your spots
Your stripes and your bills ♪

♪ And remember poor Spot
Old Zoric, and Phil ♪

♪ Remember poor Spot
Old Zoric, and Phil ♪

And, everybody, wave goodbye
to Spot the Dalmatian.

Ruff!

Wave goodbye to Phil the Platypus.

And wave goodbye to Zoric the Zebra.

[upbeat keyboard music playing]

♪ Before you eat food ♪

♪ After you play with animals ♪

♪ And after you use the toilet ♪

♪ Wash your hands! ♪

♪ Wet your hands
Use liquid soap ♪

♪ Lather your hands and rub them round ♪

♪ And count to 15 ♪

Ready?

♪ One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight ♪

♪ Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen ♪

♪ Rinse your hands
Towel or air them dry ♪

♪ Turn off the tap
With a towel or your sleeve ♪

♪ Now your hands are clean ♪

♪ Wet your hands
Use liquid soap ♪

♪ Lather your hands and rub them round ♪

♪ And count to 15 ♪

Ready?

♪ One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight ♪

♪ Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen ♪

♪ Rinse your hands
Towel or air them dry ♪

♪ Turn off the tap
With a towel or your sleeve ♪

♪ Now your hands are clean ♪

[music fades]

[applause]

All right, everyone,
it's time to get your hammers ready,

'cause we're going to hammer
with a really good friend of ours,

a carpenter friend of ours named Joannie.

So can everyone get
their first hammer ready,

and let's start hammering with Joannie.

-Here we go, everyone.
-[upbeat guitar music playing]

[Simon] That's it! Let's start hammering.

Everybody try it.

♪ Joannie works with one hammer
One hammer, one hammer ♪

♪ Joannie works with one hammer
Then she works with two ♪

♪ Joannie works with two hammers
Two hammers, two hammers ♪

♪ Joannie works with two hammers
Then she works with three ♪

♪ Joannie works with three hammers
Three hammers, three hammers ♪

♪ Joannie works with three hammers
Then she works with four ♪

♪ Joannie works with four hammers
Four hammers, four hammers ♪

♪ Joannie works with four hammers
Then she works with five ♪

♪ Joannie works with five hammers
Five hammers, five hammers ♪

♪ Joannie works with five hammers
Then she falls to sleep ♪

Wake up, everyone.
Give yourselves a big clap.

Great hammering with Joannie.

[applause]

[theme song music playing]

[The Wiggles] ♪ Wiggles! ♪

[music ends]