11x25 - Dorothy's Rosy Tea Time

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11x25 - Dorothy's Rosy Tea Time

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Hi, I'm Emma.

Looks like it's a dancing day.

Welcome to The Wiggles World.

[The Wiggles singing theme song]
♪ Waa-waa-waa, Wiggles World ♪

♪ Waa-waa-waa, Wiggles World ♪

♪ Waa-waa-waa ♪

♪ It's a world for everyone
Here at Wiggles World ♪

♪ Waa-waa-waa, Wiggles World ♪

♪ Waa-waa-waa, Wiggles World ♪

♪ Waa-waa-waa, Wiggles! ♪

It's so exciting today because
we have the great-great-grandson

of Little Lord Fauntleroy.

This is Little, Little,
Little Lord Fauntleroy,

and he's a wonderful guitar player,

and I think he looks just like
his great-great-grandfather.

Well, I'll tell you what's going
to happen today, everybody.

I'm directing the music and the action.

The Wiggles are going to sing,

and wonderful Little, Little,
Little Lord Fauntleroy

is going to play the music.

Let's have some fun.

Simon, I wonder if you've met
the great-great-grandson

of Little Lord Fauntleroy?

That's Little, Little,
Little Lord Fauntleroy.

Please say hi, hi, hi.

Hi, hi, hi, Little, Little,
Little Lord Fauntleroy.

Now, Simon, I'm directing.

We want to see some music and some action

with the Little, Little Lord Fauntleroy
providing the music.

[strums lively tune]

♪ Daddy finger
Daddy finger ♪

♪ Where are you? ♪

♪ Here I am, here I am ♪

♪ How do you do? ♪

Oh, cut there, Simon.

Sorry, old mate.

It was a good effort, but not good enough.

We've got the great-great-grandson
of Little Lord Fauntleroy playing music.

Let's bring it up a little bit like this…

♪ Daddy finger
Daddy finger ♪

♪ Where are you? ♪

♪ Well, here I am, here I am ♪

♪ How do you do? Whoo! ♪

Oh, Anthony, thanks so much for your help.

Oh, well, I'll give that a go.
I'll just practice. Ooh!

♪ Daddy finger
Daddy finger ♪

♪ Where are you? ♪

♪ Here-- ♪

Oh, I think I need
a little bit more practice.

Anthony's really good at that.

Oh, bye, Little, Little,
Little Lord Fauntleroy.

[music ends]

-Hi, I'm Emma.
-I'm Lachy.

-I'm Simon.
-And I'm Anthony.

[Emma] ♪ It's Wiggly time
For the Cartoon Wiggles ♪

♪ Oh, Shirley Shawn the Unicorn
In the sun she trots ♪

♪ Everybody loves her
From grown-ups to tiny tots ♪

♪ Oh, Shirley learned to talk
From a Danish duchess ♪

♪ Her favorite word indeed was the word… ♪

Scrumptious!

♪ Shirley talked about the weather
And her favorite food to eat ♪

♪ Rainbow colored veggies
And an apple for a treat ♪

♪ Oh, Shirley Shawn the Unicorn
In the sun she trots ♪

♪ Everybody loves her
From grown-ups to tiny tots ♪

♪ Shirley Unicorn ♪

♪ Shirley Shawn the Unicorn ♪

♪ Shirley Unicorn ♪

-Scrumptious!
-♪ The unicorn ♪

♪ Shirley Unicorn ♪

♪ Shirley Shawn the Unicorn ♪

♪ Shirley Unicorn ♪

Scrumptious!

♪ The unicorn ♪

Scrumptious!

Emma, that musician standing next to you,

that's the great-great-great-grandson
of Little Lord Fauntleroy.

It's Little, Little,
Little Lord Fauntleroy.

Oh, hello, Little, Little,
Little Lord Fauntleroy.

Hello, hello, hello.

Hello, hello, hello, Little, Little,
Little Lord Fauntleroy.

-Emma?
-Yes.

Everybody's ready for some music
and dance, and I'm here to direct,

so sing your favorite song with
Little, Little, Little Lord Fauntleroy.

Okay, ready?

My favorite song. "Open, Shut Them."

[strums tune]

♪ Open, shut them, open, shut them ♪

♪ Give a little clap ♪

♪ Open, shut them, open, shut them ♪

♪ Lay them in your lap-- ♪

Okay, let's end it right there.

A good effort, young Emma, but Little,
Little, Little Lord Fauntleroy's here,

so we've got to pull out all the stops.

-Oh.
-May I demonstrate?

-Please.
-Something like this.

♪ Open, shut them, open, shut them ♪

♪ Give a little kick! Boop! ♪

♪ Open, shut them, open, shut them ♪

♪ Eee! ♪

Oh! I'd better give that a go.

♪ Open, shut them, open, shut them ♪

♪ Give a little kick! Ah! ♪

♪ Open, shut them, open, shut them ♪

♪ Eee, eee, eee, eee, eee! ♪

[Lachy voices on-screen text]

[electric guitar music playing]

[holds long note]

♪ Ba-da-da-dum, ba-da-da-dum ♪

♪ Ba-da-da-dum, bom-bom ♪

♪ Ba-da-da-dum, ba-da-da-dum ♪

[playing lively tune]

♪ Ba-da-da-dum, ba-da-da-dum ♪

♪ Ba-da-da-dum, bom-bom ♪

♪ Ba-da-da-dum, ba-da-da-dum ♪

♪ Bom-bom-bom-bom, bom-bom-bom-bom ♪

♪ Bom-bom-bom-bom ♪

♪ Bom-bom-bom-bom, bom-bom-bom-bom ♪

♪ Bom-bom-bom-bom ♪

♪ Ba-da-da-dum, ba-da-da-dum ♪

♪ Ba-da-da-dum, bom-bom ♪

♪ Ba-da-da-dum, ba-da-da-dum ♪

♪ Ba-da-da-dum, ba-da-da-dum ♪

♪ Ba-da-da-dum, bom-bom ♪

♪ Ba-da-da-dum, ba-da-da-dum ♪

♪ Bom-bom-bom-bom, bom-bom-bom-bom ♪

♪ Bom-bom-bom-bom ♪

♪ Bom-bom-bom-bom, bom-bom-bom-bom ♪

♪ Bom-bom-bom-bom ♪

[music ends]

[applause]

All right, everybody, well,

can you hold the three little duckies
up in the air like this?

And sing the song with us. Are you ready?

"Three Little Duckies."

♪ Three little ducks went out one day ♪

♪ Over the hill and far away ♪

-♪ Father duck said ♪
-♪ Quack, quack, quack, quack ♪

♪ But only two little ducks came back ♪

♪ Two little ducks went out one day ♪

♪ Over the hill and far away ♪

-♪ Father duck said ♪
-♪ Quack, quack, quack, quack ♪

♪ But only one little duck came back ♪

♪ One little duck went out one day ♪

♪ Over the hill and far away ♪

-♪ Father duck said ♪
-♪ Quack, quack, quack, quack ♪

♪ But none of the three little ducks
Came back ♪

[sobbing loudly]

[Feathersword, in high-pitched voice]
Oh, Lachy!

-[Lachy] What's wrong, Father Duck?
-I'm so sad!

[crowd giggling]

All of those cutesy-wutesy little ducks…
[giggling]

…they've all gone away!

[crowd giggling]

Oh, it makes me so very sad.

-[horn toots sadly]
-[laughing] Oh, Father Duck.

-♪ Old Father Duck went out one day ♪
-[Feathersword speaks indistinctly]

♪ Over the hill and far away ♪

-♪ Father Duck said ♪
-♪ Quack, quack, quack, quack ♪

-Quack, quack! Quack! Quack!!
-Quack, quack, quack, quack!

♪ And all of the three little duckies
Came back ♪

[Captain Feathersword, normal voice]
Yay, little duckies!

[Captain Feathersword laughs happily]

[applause]

Lachy, the musician standing next to you,

his name is Little, Little,
Little Lord Fauntleroy.

Please say hi, hi, hi.

Hi, hi, hi.

How about some music and some song?
But keep it up.

Ah, well, everybody,
I would like to present to you

the Wiggly jazz standard, "Skeleton Scat."

Little Lord Fauntleroy, a G minor, please.

[Anthony] Little, Little,
Little Lord Fauntleroy.

Oh.

Little, Little, Little Lord Fauntleroy,
a G minor, please.

[Anthony] Wait for action!

Action.

[downbeat music starts]

♪ When you hear the swinging b*at ♪

♪ The swinging song to bat-- ♪

-Just hold it there. Cut!
-Oh.

Oh, my friend, Lachy, my dear friend,
we need this to be up.

We need to be up-tempo. But guess what?

I can't think of anything
to make this better.

But Simon's got an idea.

[Simon] Perhaps I can help.

Hit it, Little, Little, Little
Lord Fauntleroy! Fast, yeah!

[playing tune fast]

♪ When you hear the swinging b*at
The swinging song to bat ♪

Hey, hey, I've got this Lachy.
Just a bit like this!

-♪ When you the swinging b*at ♪
-I've got it here too!

♪ Scoobedy-doo, scoobedy-doo ♪

Huh? Here goes.

♪ When you hear the swinging b*at
The swinging song to bat ♪

♪ Zoobedy-boop-boop, a-doop-a-boop-boop ♪

♪ Ba-doop-doop-ba-ba-ba ♪

[music ends]

[theme song music playing]

[The Wiggles] ♪ Wiggles! ♪

[music ends]
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