03x10 - A Couple, Two, Three

[bunniefuu]

[JADA] Previously on The Chi

Looks like we got some time to k*ll

before our luncheon on the North Side.

Are you the candidate?

[SCOFFS] I was only trying to help.

- I got it from here.

- Excuse me?

Take your ass home.

UNEASY MUSIC ♪

[SAFE BEEPING]

How you gonna break into a

safe without the combination?

Eleven, twenty-seven, forty-six.

- How much you want for it?

- Just consider it a gift.

Thank you for coming

to Smokey's Barbecue.

We got the best barbecue in The Chi.

You can have your

money back if I'm lying.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

H-hold up. Before we all go

inside, before we go inside,

I ain't gonna lie. I never

thought I'd be blessed

to have a woman like you in my life.

You been down with me

through all the bullshit.

- Will you marry me?

- Yes.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[GROANS]

When I was 16 years old,

my dad caught me in drag.

He pulled a Kn*fe on

me and tried to k*ll me.

He had this crazy look in his eyes,

and I knew right then and there

it was gonna either be him or me.

And it wasn't gonna be me.

♪♪

[BREATHES SHAKILY]

It's okay, I'm gonna get you home.

The f*ck are you doing?

- [YELLS]

- [GROANS]

[YELLING]

"What to expect during the

first weeks of pregnancy".

You having a change of heart?

No.

Look, don't worry.

This will all be over real soon.

Feel like I owe you my life.

No.

You don't owe me.

I had to k*ll him.

Right?

I k*lled someone,

and I see his face every day.

[g*nshots]

[SCREAMING]

That's for Coogie, m*therf*cker.

[TRACY CRYING] Somebody please help.

[SOBBING]

[SIRENS APPROACHING]

[CALLIE] Oh dear lord ♪

Please hear ♪

My ♪

My prayer ♪

When my work ♪

On Earth ♪

Is done ♪

Have mercy ♪

Mercy ♪

Amen ♪

Ahh ♪

men ♪

SOMBER MUSIC ♪

♪♪

We know that

even if we are absent from the body,

we're still present with the spirit.

- Amen?

- [ALL] Amen.

Ronald Davis has left his body, but

his spirit will live on forever.

Today we

we mourn his flesh.

Today we mourn his humanness.

Today we will lay him to rest,

and he will meet his

grandmother on the other side.

[KIESHA BREATHING SHAKILY]

[JACKSON] Brother Ronald

was a complicated man.

But he wasn't too

complicated for the Lord.

Brother Ronald used his past as fuel

Kiesha.

[JACKSON] to propel himself forward.

Brother Ronald never stopped

searching for himself.

Brother Ronald never stopped searching

for the God in everyone else.

Brother Ronald

wasn't afraid of the God in himself.

[SNIFFLING]

[GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]

In honor of Ronald Davis

and his service to this country.

And at this time,

if there's anyone that

wants to say any final words

as we prepare to lay Ronald to rest,

please do so now.

Love you, G.

Yeah, we gonna miss you, bro.

I'm sorry.

Thank you.

DRAMATIC HIP-HOP MUSIC ♪

♪♪

[BIRDS CAW]

[WHISPERED, INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[SIGHS]

And why he have to sh**t him

in front of my restaurant?

And on opening day too?

Man, n*gg*s can't have sh*t.

Boy, if you don't shut up.

A man is dead.

It ain't always about you.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, you are.

[EMMETT] Hey.

You okay?

Yeah.

I don't believe you.

Honestly, I don't know

how I'm supposed to feel.

[SCOFFS]

Me either.

I'm always here if you

need somebody to talk to.

I don't wanna talk to you about this.

Come on, try me.

I'm pregnant.

Whoa.

Oh, sh*t.

That's the first time

a girl said that to me

and I'm a hundred percent

sure the baby ain't mine.

- Bye.

- W-wait.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That

I was just trying to lighten the mood.

Please, don't.

[SIGHS]

What you gonna do?

I don't know.

I'm still trying to figure it out.

I know a couple of n*gg*s

that's happy he dead.

Damn, that's cold.

He k*lled somebody.

But at least he saved my sister.

That don't make him a saint.

[SIGHS] Jake, a saint

ain't nothing but a sinner

that fell down and got back up again.

Leave the preaching to your daddy.

I ain't trying to preach. I

heard it on a gospel album.

I think it was Yolanda

Adams or Donnie McClurkin.

The gay dude?

Apparently not anymore.

[CHUCKLING]

Boy, you dumb.

Yo.

[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]

You Stanley Jackson?

Yes, sir. How can I help you?

- You're under arrest.

- For what?

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will

- be used against you in a court of law.

- What's going on?

You have the right to an attorney.

If you cannot afford an attorney,

one will be provided for you.

Look this ain't

nothing but the Devil.

[EXCITED CHATTER]

DRAMATIC MUSIC ♪

[WOMAN] Come on now.

Wow, that's fast.

- Yeah, we ain't wanna waste no time.

- Huh.

Yeah, that's why we gotta leave early,

'cause I gotta go look at

a venue for the reception.

Wait, I-I thought the

reception was at Red Lobster.

- It was too expensive.

- Damn.

Did you make the appointment

for the marriage license?

Yeah, yeah.

I think-I think yeah, I think so.

- You think so?

- Why the rush?

W-we just feel like it's time.

- It's about time.

- Calm down.

[TIFF] Don't tell me to calm down.

And I'm very calm,

because if I wanted to,

I can go off about the

fact that you forgot

to make the appointment

for the marriage license,

and you just lied to my face about it.

But I ain't gonna trip.

'Cause I know you gonna

take care of that sh*t

once we leave here, right?

I'm not gonna respond to that.

Whatever, you know I'm right.

Are you guys sure you're

ready to get married?

- Hell yeah.

- I been ready.

We gonna take the money from our wedding

and use it as a deposit

for our new apartment.

Plus, between her new business and mine,

we can finally start saving some money.

Yeah.

Well, who are you trying to convince,

me or yourselves?

- Huh?

- What you mean?

Don't let this dashiki or

my three degrees fool you.

I'm still from the block

and I'm gonna give you

the facts, no printer.

You wanna get married, fine.

But understand it's not something

you should enter into lightly.

Marriage is a huge commitment,

and both parties need to be

mature enough to handle it.

[CHUCKLES]

[SCOFFS] So what you saying?

- We like, we not mature?

- Right.

I'm just saying marriage isn't something

you should rush into.

I've been putting up with

this n*gga's sh*t for years.

He shoulda been proposed.

You gonna give us your blessing or not?

You don't need my

blessing to get married.

You know what, you're right. Sure don't.

- Let's go.

- Oh.

[EMMETT] Oh, all right.

HIP-HOP MUSIC ♪

[SIREN WAILS DISTANTLY]

I never thought I'd see the day

when your daddy would

be getting arrested.

Yeah. Me either.

Want us to pray for you?

[SCOFFS] Y'all don't

even know how to pray.

n*gga, I talk to God.

- Sometimes.

- [PHONE CHIMES]

No bitch give me talk

'cause I'm raw man ♪

- A pit bull, I'm stuck in a job man ♪

-

Looks like I'm betting it all in ♪

All I know is I saw

him taking some money

from Camille after her speech.

That ain't illegal.

Could be.

Politicians give folks

money all the time.

[PAPA] Not pastors though.

Pastors can be crooked.

You calling my dad crooked?

Bro, you need to chill.

You f*cking up my high.

Yeah.

[PAPA] I'm not used to

this kind of criminality.

And we are?

You were practically

a 63rd Street member.

And Kev sh*t somebody.

Bro.

That's f*cked up, bro.

I'm sorry, but this is stressing me out.

My mom won't tell me nothing,

and my dad the head of the household.

If he go to jail, do

that mean I gotta be

the head of the house?

I gotta take care of my mom and Maisha.

[PAPA] This too much.

Bro, hit this, please.

That's the cookies,

you can nab me, dab me ♪

Now get the cream

like gag me, lash me ♪

Got me some of that,

it's tacky, jab me ♪

[COUGHING]

- Chill.

- Damn.

Now if the end of the world comes,

I ain't gonna be ready for it.

GENTLE MUSIC ♪

Voter turnout is

extremely high this year.

What remains to be seen

is exactly which candidate

the people are turning out for.

Otis Perry and Camille Hallaway

have galvanized

Hey, got a minute?

Yeah, you know I'm

let's walk and talk.

Judge decides who gets

custody of Jake today.

- Good luck.

- Yeah, thank you.

Pastor Jackson was arrested today.

- For what?

- Money laundering.

And of course he doesn't

want to go to prison,

so he is singing like a bird.

DARK MUSIC ♪

♪♪

I'm glad you came to me.

Me too.

I know my mama wanted to

hold my hand through this,

but that's not what I need.

I get that.

And you know whatever you say to me

is between us.

Thank you.

Ask anything.

What would you do?

If you were me.

I was your age when I had Emmett.

Any regrets?

No.

But I do wish somebody

told me my options.

'Cause back then if you got pregnant,

you know, I just assumed

you had to have the baby.

And I know that's not true.

I'm scared.

I was too.

What if I make the wrong choice?

Kiesha, whatever choice you make,

it's the right one.

GENTLE MUSIC ♪

Look [SIGHS]

I know you wanted to talk to me,

but I think

I know someone that

might be better equipped

to have this conversation.

Would you take a breath?

- I'm nervous.

- I can tell.

Your neck muscles are tight as sh*t.

You need a Xani.

I can't lose him, babe.

We won't.

Why the f*ck hasn't Camille used

the sh*t we gave her on Douda yet?

Hey, don't worry about her.

Just show it to the judge.

The judge don't care about this sh*t.

Besides, I want this n*gga tried

by the court of public opinion.

Just breathe.

[INHALES DEEPLY]

[EXHALES]

We got this.

What if we do win?

Then we're gonna be a family.

Well, what if

what if I don't know how

to lead-lead the family?

Then we're gonna lead together.

LIGHT JAZZ MUSIC ♪

♪♪

Hey.

I'm so sorry about what happened to you.

Jada said she couldn't

tell me what was going on.

I'm pregnant.

GENTLE MUSIC ♪

And I'm assuming you don't wanna be?

That's what I'm trying to figure out.

Got it.

[DISTANT SIRENS]

♪♪

Me and Emmett found ourselves

in a situation last year,

and I didn't know what I wanted to do,

but ultimately I had to look at my life

and decide if I wanted to bring

another child into this world.

And, uh, after a lot of soul searching,

I realized that the one I got

is all I could handle right now.

How long did you soul search?

A few weeks.

Can't take too much time though.

I know.

Just trust yourself.

♪♪

[SCOFFS] Gonna make me cry.

Thank you.

♪♪

I can't believe this n*gga

made us come into work today.

I know. I can't focus on sh*t.

Me either.

My whole life could

change in a few hours.

Yeah, just hope Trig

got his sh*t together.

Me too.

And Trig said he was

gonna handle this n*gga.

He need to hurry the f*ck up.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Hey, boys.

What y'all saw earlier was

just a misunderstanding.

That's all.

[JACKSON] Nothing for

you to be worried about.

But I am worried about it.

Son, didn't I teach

you that faith and fear

can't exist in the same space?

[SCOFFS] How faithful are you?

Boy, watch your mouth.

I'm tired of watching my mouth.

You are still a child.

I ain't gonna be a child forever.

[SMOOTH HIP-HOP PLAYING

OVER SOUND SYSTEM]

Uh-huh.

Yep.

Well yeah, man, I mean,

I'm not gonna concede until

all the votes are counted.

All right, man. Let's keep hope alive.

Okay, keep me posted. All right, peace.

Why haven't you done

anything with the file?

I thought about it,

and then I realized as much as

I wanna b*at this m*therf*cker,

I don't wanna b*at him that way.

Who cares how you b*at

him as long as you win?

Why do you want me to win so bad?

Because you and I both

know Douda ain't sh*t.

He ain't, but you the

one married to him.

So what does that make you?

I'm trying to help you.

No. You're trying to use me.

'Cause you mad at him.

He ain't been treating

you like an equal,

so you want to get back

at him by taking away

the thing he wants the

most, but you can't do it

'cause you gotta keep

him in your back pocket.

So you wanna use me to do it.

Which I get.

But look, I've been a

lot of things in my life,

and a pawn ain't one of them.

Sorry, boo.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

You look good though.

I like the outfit.

The red look is working.

SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC ♪

♪♪

[HORN BLARES]

Whoo-whoo-ooh.

- Look at him!

- [DARNELL CHUCKLES]

Ooh, I'm 'bout to f*ck 'em up with this.

[JADA] Why don't you focus

on being a good husband

instead of a fly groom?

Man, stop raining on

the boy's parade, woman.

- [CHUCKLES]

- [EMMETT TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

You look beautiful.

- Thank you.

- Hold up.

Gotta have something borrowed.

Here you go.

[EMMETT AND DARNELL

TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

[JADA] Mm-hmm.

Thank you so much for putting up with me

and Emmett and the baby.

And stepping in for my mom.

Look, I get it.

And if I was your mom, I

don't know if I'd approve

of you marrying my son either.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

I know, but he's grown so much.

[SIGHS] That's true.

But even I can admit, he

got a lot of growing to do.

Don't we all?

You're right.

I know he ain't perfect,

but he perfect for me.

[EMMETT LAUGHING]

I'm really glad Emmett found you.

'Cause I'm the only one that's willing

to put up with his ass.

[LAUGHTER]

You know I can hear y'all, right?

[LAUGHS]

D, where you get this sh*t from?

What you mean?

This sh*t is expensive as hell.

Where you get the money for

my suit and Tiff's dress?

My guy hooked me up.

Now stop asking questions.

- Come on.

- All right.

What the f*ck, you stole this sh*t?

We borrowing it. I know the owner.

Then why he leave the sensor on?

Musta forgot to take it off.

[MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY]

- Hey!

- Boy, what you doing?

You know you're not supposed

to see me before the wedding.

No, f*ck all that. We

can't wear this sh*t.

Why not?

'Cause it's stolen. Look.

- I don't care.

- Really, Tiff?

We're not gonna wear

this sh*t again no way.

Might as well get it for free.

[SIGHS] Jeez.

[STAMMERS]

I knew I liked you.

[SCOFFS]

[DISTANT SIRENS]

MELLOW JAZZ MUSIC ♪

♪♪

You nervous?

No, I'm good.

sh*t, I am.

Me too.

Don't worry. We got this.

GENTLE MUSIC ♪

♪♪

I don't care what that judge says.

You always gonna be my family.

♪♪

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

[DOOR SLIDES OPEN]

Every time I start rapping ♪

It's like I can't feel my boca ♪

[SCREAMING, EXCITED CHATTER]

- [DEVYN] Damn.

- [BRIA] Okay now.

- Don't hurt nobody.

- Work, honey.

Girl, you better bounce on that d*ck!

[SCREAMS]

Ooh, I so wish I could un-hear that.

Could you just cover up for a second

so we could get into this game?

- Who wants mimosas?

- Yes.

- I will take.

- Yep.

Nisha, now you know you

just got a DUI last month.

You ain't got no business

drinking right now, girl.

You ain't gotta call a bitch out.

I'm just saying.

So what's the game?

It's called

"The Groom Says What?"

Okay, now what it is,

is I sent Emmett a bunch

of questions about Tiff,

and he wrote down his answers

with his awful handwriting.

So y'all, hold up, bear with me.

Questions like what?

Like

what's your favorite food?

Oh, chicharróns.

He better have said chicharróns,

'cause he know I love

me some chicharróns.

- Yeah, girl, we know.

- You already know.

Yeah, he said mac and cheese.

- [SIGHS]

- [JADA CHUCKLES]

- He f*cking up already.

- [JADA] Mm-hmm.

[CHUCKLES] Where'd y'all

have your first date?

It shoulda been Cheesecake Factory,

but he was broke, so

we went to White Castle.

- Oh, what?

- [CHUCKLES]

Girl, them onion rings be poppin'.

And you know he said

the Cheesecake Factory.

How that n*gga gonna say he took me

to the Cheesecake Factory?

He need to stop smoking all that weed,

'cause it's f*cking with

his memory, for real.

Okay, what did Emmett say

was the thing he loved

about you the most?

It's only real in my clique ♪

It's only real in my

whip, whip it, whip it ♪

I already know. My booty.

Ding, ding, ding, ding,

ding, ding, ding, ding.

- Hey.

- Yes.

Your booty and your loyalty.

Ohh.

The buss down, a gold crown ♪

I am a loyal bitch.

Girl, you already know.

Bitch, please don't ruin

that Fenty foundation

I just put on you.

- Girl, we good.

- [DEVYN] Mm-hmm.

Tiff, I just wanna say,

I'm grateful to you for standing by him.

I feel like I've gained a daughter.

- Ohh.

- Welcome to the family.

- Aww.

- [CHUCKLES]

All right, let's cheers to that.

- Cheers.

- All right.

Cheers.

Talk about dress code and heckling ♪

Now we out here and they welcoming ♪

Maybe 'cause the money prevalent ♪

Maybe my success is evident ♪

I don't wanna live with Mr. Perry.

He ain't my family.

[JUDGE] Has he not

taken good care of you?

Look,

I never got the chance

to know my brother, but

we've been spending a lot

of time with each other,

and it's been good for us.

I know him and Imani ain't

always been perfect, but

they care about me.

And they care about each other.

[JAKE] I feel safe when I'm with them.

I hope you decide to give

my brother and his wife full custody.

I think that's what

would be best for me.

[JUDGE] Thank you for

your remarks, Jacob.

This is normally when

I would ask Mr. Perry

for his testimony, but he isn't here.

Where's your client?

Uh, Your Honor,

I'm sure there's some

sort of explanation.

He knows how important this is.

GENTLE MUSIC ♪

Mr. Taylor, you are far from perfect,

but the boy clearly loves you.

And you clearly love the boy.

Failure to appear forces my hand.

I'm ruling in favor of Mr. Taylor.

[GAVEL BANGS]

[INHALES DEEPLY]

♪♪

All right, man.

[TRAFFIC NOISE, HORNS HONKING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

I'm gonna miss y'all.

You really gonna quit?

Yeah.

I can't work for this n*gga no more.

I feel you.

So what y'all about to get into?

I already know what Kev about to do.

Bro, shut up.

[CHUCKLES] Nah, but tell

Jemma I said what's up.

[DOOR OPENS]

- Maisha.

- Hey.

[PAPA] How you know I was here?

These fools texted me.

I love y'all.

We love you too, bro.

Yeah, you're always

gonna be our brother.

Come on, Papa.

I got a surprise for you.

Be easy on me, woman.

My heart can't take no

more surprises today.

Uh-uh, that girl moves so fast.

Yeah.

[MELLOW POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

You said you wanted to go public.

Well, now I got the hottest boy

in the game wearing my chain.

- You sure?

- Hell yeah.

Thank you, Maisha.

Queen.

Thank you for seeing me

and for lifting me up.

Thank you for being

somebody I could lean on

and reminding me that I

don't always gotta be perfect.

I love you, Papa.

I love you too, Maisha.

Your dad okay?

I still don't know what happened.

He didn't tell me sh*t.

Did you ask?

He just gonna tell me to stay

outta grown folks' business.

But he made it your business

when he got arrested

at Ronnie's funeral.

I know.

But the Bible still tells

me to "honor thy father".

At some point, you gotta honor thyself.

All I can in front of my friends ♪

♪♪

[EMMETT] Ooh, I know

this about to be great.

[DARNELL CHUCKLES]

Yeah, you gonna love this.

- Yeah.

- Surprise!

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

What the where the strippers at?

Oh, it was too expensive.

Okay, where my boys at?

I ain't got nobody's numbers.

I coulda gave 'em to you.

Boy, get yourself a

massage and be happy.

sh**t, this is the last peace and quiet

you gonna get for the rest of your life.

Over here, come on.

[LAUGHTER]

So you ain't gonna trust your man?

[BRIA] I don't trust

none of these n*gg*s.

Girl, what?

My auntie trusted a man once.

He took all her money

and left her homeless.

- [BRIA] Homeless?

- I knew her auntie.

No, y'all need to stop watching

Waiting to Exhale, for real.

- Like, no.

- [POUNDING ON DOOR]

[OFFICER] Police!

Jada. Put that out. Put that out.

Okay.

- Okay, I'm going.

- [POUNDING ON DOOR]

[OFFICER] Police, open up!

- [WOMAN] I don't know.

- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

How can I help you, officer?

Someone called about a noise complaint.

Uh, look, I'm so sorry,

but we-we gonna keep

it down, I promise.

It's a little too late for an apology.

Whoa, what you mean?

Now I'm gonna have to punish you.

Punish me? What is this?

You said you didn't like

male strippers, so

[WOMAN] That's what I'm talking about!

[LAUGHTER]

Say you wanna get up in my bed ♪

In my bed ♪

Even if it's for a one-night stand ♪

Even if it's ♪

Got the text, you

said you on your way ♪

On your way yeah ♪

Fifty Shades of Grey,

it's time to play ♪

Say you wanna get up in my bed ♪

Even if it's for a one-night stand ♪

Got the text, you

said you on your way ♪

Fifty Shades of Grey,

it's time to play ♪

It's all on me ♪

Keep playing by the beach ♪

On the shore of the sea ♪

Black sand on the feet ♪

Body sure needs some action ♪

I'ma cause a reaction ♪

Show you what you been lacking ♪

I'm a sexual assassin ♪

I'm the type of n*gga

that can please you ♪

Play nice for the guilty pleasures ♪

- [SIGHS]

- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Really, Darnell?

What?

Man, I don't know these

people in here like that.

Ain't trying to catch no foot fungus.

So, uh, you got Tiff

to sign a prenup yet?

Why? I ain't got no money.

But you could always come into some.

If I do, she deserves half of it.

Says who?

Says me.

[SIGHS] Look, I know y'all are poor now,

but that don't mean you

gonna be poor all your life.

And I'm hoping you're

not, 'cause eventually

I want y'all to take care of me.

And I'm telling you,

she ain't gonna be in

love with you no more.

She gonna hate your

guts and she gonna do

everything she can to

make sure that you suffer.

Trust me, I know.

I'm not getting a prenup.

All right, suit yourself.

But if you don't do that,

definitely need to get

that girl's tubes tied.

Y'all can't afford no more kids.

- Hey, Darnell.

- Yeah?

Can you stop talking, please?

Man.

You got to relax, man.

Just chill.

[SIGHS]

Hi, are you two ready

for your couples massage?

Uh, w-we ain't no couple.

Hey, hey, coupon's only

good if we're a couple,

so we a couple.

sh*t, we 'bout to get

some free massages.

Oh, hell no.

Why you tripping?

We're gonna be on

opposite sides of the room.

Ain't no way I'm finna to

get a massage next to you.

How in the hell am I supposed to relax

knowing you're on the

other side of the room

trying to talk your way

into a happy ending?

Uh-uh, no, I ain't going.

Oh, c

I'm married, I'm married.

- [DARNELL] Hey, hey!

- I can't be doing this.

[SIGHS] Well, I guess both of y'all

just gonna have to work on me.

[CHUCKLES]

Damn.

What the

You look like you had a

much better time than me.

Boy, your mama know

how to throw a party.

What you doing home early?

I missed my wife.

Almost wife.

Gonna be my wife in a few days.

I still can't believe

we getting married.

Yeah.

sh*t is crazy.

Mm-hmm.

I'm glad we doing it though.

Yeah, me too.

Look, Tiff, you know

I ain't perfect, right?

n*gga, I know.

But ain't nobody perfect, Emmett.

You right.

I stopped and got you some Al's.

You know I don't like

my sandwiches dipped.

I got it regular for you.

But you hate it like that.

But you love it like that.

Oh, so you trying to get some tonight.

No.

[LAUGHS]

Yeah ♪

Yeah-ah ♪

Uh-uh ♪

Ah, ah, ah ♪

I know what you're feeling for ♪

I know what you're feeling for ♪

It's gotta be me for sure ♪

It's gotta be me ♪

You won't leave me

alone, leave me alone ♪

I'ma do you like three below ♪

Yeah I've been on low, low all day ♪

I'ma start, no, no delay ♪

It gets fixed, don't stress,

I'm blessed don't mention ♪

I called you over to play ♪

I feel like you don't get it ♪

'Cause you ain't right here with it ♪

Gimme that bell, I'm

in it in the next ♪

You lookin' like a red rum lady ♪

Yeah, yeah ♪

You want another ♪

But I really ain't looking for love ♪

I ain't feeling it now,

baby you been in the rough ♪

Right now I'm feeling like uh-oh ♪

If I had a moment

I'd spend it with you ♪

Right now it's looking

like it would be trouble ♪

If I catch a minute,

I'm following up ♪

So can you let me get

it while I'm in the cut ♪

Oh yeah ♪

I want y'all to hold your heads high.

We ran a great campaign.

We ran an honest campaign.

I know change will come to Chicago.

Just not as soon as I woulda hoped.

But I get it.

Most people don't like change

even when it's what they need the most,

and I've learned that real change

comes slow or not at all.

But lucky for y'all, I'm

willing to be patient.

Let's keep going.

The fight isn't over.

We still have a lot of work to do.

I'm grateful for each

and every one of you,

all the hard work you've

done, all the late nights.

You have my deepest gratitude.

God bless you and good night.

[APPLAUSE]

GENTLE MUSIC ♪

♪♪

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Why didn't you come

to the custody hearing?

Why would I settle for one brother

when I can own both of them?

[CLOCK TICKING]

UNEASY MUSIC ♪

[TICKING GROWS LOUDER]

♪♪

[DOOR OPENS]

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

You okay?

I can't do it.

GENTLE MUSIC ♪

[SIGHS]

♪♪

[NINA] Okay.

[WOMAN] You can reschedule.

Are you sure you wanna have this baby?

Are you sure you wanna raise this baby?

I don't know what I wanna do.

[PHONE RINGING, INDISTINCT CHATTER]

I just know I don't

wanna go back in there.

LIGHT MUSIC ♪

You know how people say

everything happens for a reason?

Ma, what if this happened for a reason?

What if Ronnie's mom aborted him?

What woulda happened to me?

♪♪

[NINA] Oh, Kiesha, it's okay.

[KIESHA SOBBING]

[NINA] It's all gonna be okay now.

I want you to know no

matter what you decide

no matter what you decide, we

will always be here for you.

Here for what?

I'm pregnant.

With that crazy man's baby?

- You're not keeping it, right?

- Kevin, that's enough.

You can't.

It's not your decision.

TENSE MUSIC ♪

♪♪

[SIGHS]

BRIGHT MUSIC ♪

I didn't know you could cook.

I've been taking care of

myself since I was your age.

Of course I can cook.

What does manslaughter mean?

It means you k*lled someone

but it wasn't your fault.

Who'd you k*ll?

My dad.

Why?

Because he was trying to k*ll me.

Why'd he try to k*ll you?

Because he wanted a son.

I know what you are.

And what's that?

You were born one way

but inside you felt

you were someone else.

Yeah, that's right.

How do you feel about that?

About what?

About me being trans?

I don't give a f*ck.

Really, it doesn't bother you?

Nah, I read about it in school,

and it's not that big a deal.

It's not like you bad or nothing.

I like this expensive-ass school.

[CHUCKLES]

You think y'all can afford

to keep me in there?

We'll figure something out.

GENTLE MUSIC ♪

♪♪

[DISTANT SIRENS]

♪♪

Did you do it?

No one is more imperfect

than a man of God.

What did you do with that

money Miss Camille gave you?

I used it to help people.

Did you use it to help yourself too?

I used it to help us.

We don't need that much.

I wanna give you the world.

You and your mama deserve that.

We don't want the world, Dad.

We just want you.

I'm not a bad man, son.

Just an ambitious one.

What kinda man will I be?

A better one than me.

GENTLE MUSIC ♪

♪♪

Where you going?

To watch TV.

If I cook, you handle the dishes.

Can I do it before I go to bed?

You can do 'em right now.

[SIGHS] So that's what this about to be?

[IMANI] What do you mean?

You bossing me around and sh*t?

First of all, watch your mouth.

Second of all, I ain't

trying to be your mama.

So why you giving me orders?

'Cause I'm here to

teach you responsibility.

I'm responsible.

Sometimes I can be responsible.

If we're gonna be a family,

we have to act like one.

I ain't here to cook and

clean up after your ass.

Look, I had a shitty stepmom.

I know what that's like.

I ain't trying to repeat the cycle.

But you will respect me.

I know you think you're

grown, but you ain't.

Thank you.

- Hey.

- Hi.

What took you so long?

I got a lot of sh*t going on.

I know that.

Did you wanna talk about it?

Nah. It's a lot, okay?

So you just gonna hold it all in?

Yep.

I used to do that too,

and it worked for me until

I tried to k*ll myself.

You-you serious?

Why would I lie about

something like that?

I'm sorry, I-I didn't know.

Nobody knew, except my parents

and my therapist.

Hm, I didn't know you had a therapist.

That's not the kinda thing

you just tell folks right away.

I used to have therapy too.

Maybe you should go back.

Maybe.

You like your therapist?

He's an older, gay black

man with a third eye.

What's not to love? [CHUCKLES]

- Sounds interesting.

- He is.

I, um, I told him I

wanted you to be my first.

What'd he say?

"Make sure you're sure".

Are you?

Yeah.

SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC ♪

♪♪

Was it supposed to be that fast?

According to Google,

that's perfectly normal.

Besides, I wasn't expecting

us to go five rounds anyway.

So it isn't?

No, that's just what

p*rn tries to tell you.

Wow, it looks so real.

[CHUCKLES]

So

what you doing tomorrow?

The people that feel ♪

Like home ♪

Yeah ♪

It's normal to be scared, right?

I just wanna love somebody ♪

Honestly, I don't know.

I never been married before.

My soul needs that ♪

My soul needs that ♪

[CHUCKLES]

I just wanna love somebody ♪

[EXHALES DEEPLY]

Any words of wisdom?

Just remember to act in her absence

as you would in her presence.

Okay?

Come here.

Yeah ♪

- I love you.

- I love you too.

[CHUCKLES]

- Hey, what up, playa?

- Yo.

- Hi.

- [INDISTINCT]

Hi, hi. How you doing?

I just wanna love somebody ♪

- Whoo!

- You ready?

[GROANS SOFTLY] All right.

[SPORTS ANNOUNCER] Davis

quickly takes it up the court.

- [KNOCKING AT DOOR]

- Feeds it over to Roth.

Roth steps up.

And it's good.

[ANNOUNCER CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]

UNEASY MUSIC ♪

♪♪

Congratulations.

You too.

You win some, you lose some.

Hm, I guess so.

I hope you know that I

don't have any hard feelings.

I do.

You tried to k*ll me.

n*gga, if I wanted to k*ll you,

you'd be dead.

You know, if it's all right with you,

I would like to continue

to pay for Jake's education.

I don't want your money.

No, no, this wouldn't be a handout.

You would have to earn it.

What you talking about?

Well, now that I have this new job,

I need somebody who can

handle my business on the street.

And who better than a

street n*gga like you?

Yeah well, n*gga, I ain't

about that life no more.

I'm trying to stay in the house.

I figured you might say that.

Then why'd you waste your

time coming over here?

I skipped the custody

hearing on purpose.

Is that right?

If I woulda been there, ain't

no judge in their right mind

woulda handed you custody.

Listen.

This is a great opportunity for you.

Okay, you can make some real money.

I can teach you how to lead

and I can teach you the game.

I ain't trying to go back to jail.

No, the cops won't bother you.

I'm going to change

out the chief of police

for my head of security,

and he'll make sure you

have everything you need.

♪♪

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

Okay.

[LAUGHS]

Hey, Trig.

There's a new sheriff

in town, m*therf*cker.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Speak now or forever hold your peace.

Do you, Emmett, take Tiffany

as your lawfully wedded wife

from this day forward,

for better, for worse,

for richer, for poorer,

in sickness and in health

to love and to cherish

until death do you part?

Hell yeah.

[CHUCKLES]

Do you, Tiffany, take Emmett

as your lawfully wedded husband

from this day forward,

for better, for worse,

for richer, for poorer,

in sickness and in health

to love and to cherish

until death do you part?

Yes, I do.

[VOCALIZING]

By the powers vested in me

by the state of Illinois,

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

WALE'S "SUE ME" PLAYING ♪

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

♪♪

Yay.

[LAUGHTER]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- [WOMAN] Congratulations.

- [TIFF] Thanks.

- Thanks, y'all.

- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

♪♪

On my way to Bootsy

Bellows with hella the hoes ♪

Try and think what I'ma

tell 'em when they get alone ♪

I'm a glutton for women

I shouldn't yearn for ♪

Shouldn't be tempted

but baby I like to hurt ♪

Or maybe 'cause I was searching ♪

I found me the perfect person ♪

But me and her didn't work out ♪

She buried what she worked for ♪

And I carried the

bitterness of a kola nut ♪

Nigerian sh*t, my parents

never showed much ♪

Womanizer, probably

could've been a feminist ♪

'Cause I respect 'em but

Lord I got polygamy problems ♪

The hoodie come from Barneys ♪

Spendin' money is therapeutic ♪

To wear the sh*t they don't

think that you care to buy ♪

So we buying Prada,

Balenciaga like it is nada ♪

In the Ferrari my fear

is God and tax problems ♪

Pyer Moss, I dropped

ten on my last visit ♪

And half that up at Saks,

I favor black businesses ♪

Sue me, I'm rootin' for

everybody that's black ♪

Yeah ♪

Uh-huh yeah ♪

Sue me, I'm rootin' for

everybody that's black ♪

Yo, yo-yo, look, look ♪

Sue me, I'm rootin' for

everybody that's black ♪

Spent 'bout two racks

on handmade do-rags ♪

Sue me, I'm rootin' for

everybody that's black ♪

That's everybody from

sports to college class ♪

To rap and back ♪

I know ♪

In my soul ♪

And it took control ♪

And now I know ♪

It's for sure ♪

I ain't gonna, ain't gonna let go ♪

I won't let go ♪

Hold up, yo, look ♪

People, people, the

high life is a movie ♪

We ain't promised a sequel ♪

Ambition, my second album,

how was you sleepin' ♪

Dropped the album with Seinfeld ♪

They thought I was tweakin',

a prophet, a genius ♪

I'm flyin' with Lena,

I'm ridin' with Nina ♪

One write for the Chi,

one right where I need her ♪

The funny thing is

I'll always be single ♪

I love me some Logan,

I love me some Issa ♪

I'll never get either,

no one Venice Queens me ♪

I'm a drunk, I'm a demon ♪

Heaven knows I'm a dreamer ♪

I seen Taraji and Kelvin,

always hope I could be that ♪

I fell in love with an actress ♪

Actin' like she don't need me ♪

Polarizin' the sun underrated again ♪

Show business will never

love you the way you love it ♪

You come and we go

they quick to forget ♪

So every bougie event

I attend I tell 'em this ♪

Sue me, I'm rootin' for

everybody that's black ♪

Yeah ♪

Uh-huh yeah ♪

Sue me, I'm rootin' for

everybody that's black ♪

Yo, yo-yo, look, look ♪

Sue me, I'm rootin' for

everybody that's black ♪

Spent 'bout two racks

on handmade do-rags ♪

Sue me, I'm rootin' for

everybody that's black ♪

That's everybody from

sports to college class ♪

To rap and back ♪

I know ♪

In my soul ♪

And it took control ♪

And now I know ♪

It's for sure ♪

I ain't gonna, ain't gonna let go ♪

In my soul ♪

I won't let go ♪

I need you to know ♪

You're so beautiful ♪

♪♪

I need you to know ♪

You're so beautiful ♪

Oh-oh, ohh ♪

Okay, sue me, I'm rootin'

for everybody that's black ♪

Everybody be asking

my sixth album my last ♪

I'm super sick of this business ♪

My daughter missin' me, n*gga ♪

The whip is b*llet repellent ♪

But they gonna k*ll me with tax ♪

n*gg*s really on clout, they

ain't checkin' for stats ♪

Who a decade or better

givin' n*gg*s decadent rap ♪

Respect is in order,

hate me, better do it loud ♪

Root for everybody black ♪

Haters say that's crazy wow ♪

That's crazy, wow ♪

Deep in my soul ♪

[TYPEWRITER CLACKING, BELL DINGS]