03x65 - Treats!

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announcer bunny here don't touch that

remote

here comes between balloons I understand

that you've made an amazing discovery

about the English language that when the

letters e a are together they make the

long e e sound in all the words that

they are in sure about that o positive

if you think that was fun

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Institute you know Theo I never get

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funders neither I could do it at least

once every day we do oh yeah

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hey now hey wow here's how come and read

between the lion

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we D we D we D meaty meaty meaty this is

so cool I got a TV a conference table

and food oh the people from the ad

agency should be here any minute

I can't wait to see what they came up

with for us Oh our very own commercial

for the library written by the same

people who did the ad for Dean feels

SUIM a treat Oh even need a television

commercial about the library to show how

great libraries are hmm

doesn't everybody already know that well

hell we should get the word out to the

people who don't Leona yeah and what's

any luck it'll do for us what it did for

we Demetri everybody knows about weeding

me tweet that's right they sent us a

tape of the we Dimitri tad as a sample

of their work you want to see it son

let's really guys

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little sweetie me treats caution to

those with wheat allergies caution to

those with meat allergies weenie treats

maybe heated Dean please sweetie meat

treats is not responsible for injury

sustained while heating we dimitris our

while eating heated we Dimitri's do not

a dessert we team eat treats in nose or

ears the insertion of Whitney treats in

nose may obstruct breathing the

insertion of we Demi treats and ears may

result in hearing loss be aware the

b*ating oneself repeatedly with we

Demetrius may bring on muscle weakness

and please be neat when enjoying Dinkley

tools with me treats have a meat treat

when I see that add better wait until

our guests arrive yes dear mm-hmm oh we

are so lucky we got Jeff kidding

productions to do our AB they're a real

commercial 3d

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there

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welcome you must be Jeff kidding writer

/ director / producer Jeff kidding

productions I'm Cleo lion / mother /

librarian suits oh and here are your

nametags

they pay for the nametags right our

budget people what a sense of humor

shall we take a seat where shall we take

a go oh by the way we aren't big big we

team eat treat fans around here just

watching it cannot get enough of it Oh

would you care for some no thanks no see

I'm on a wheatless meatless treat list

diet

we have no heads oh okay so shall we

have a look at the ad yes

tape right JK oh now I think this adds

really gonna knock you out and if it

doesn't make people wanna go to the

library I don't know what will

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Oh

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throw

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slide

please okay so is that dynamic or what

sports footage it's very happening fairy

now yeah great action I'm not a sport

very edgy yes yes edgy but um shouldn't

an ad for a library maybe show some

books hmm

right right yes oh absolutely books yeah

now these were just first s*ab kind of

rough ideas I totally agree it needs

books mmm

nobody said anything about books in the

budget there's no money for books but

this is a library they're free here all

the books you want okay so back to the

drawing board we're gonna go in a book

direction with this oh I love that don't

you oh we promise we'll have something

amazing to show you next time hey they

don't call us an exercising dream team

for nothing huh go nice touch cheap well

then that one that went well yeah it's

time

about

yeah

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speaking about bigs oh no we have no

time for foolishness like speaking about

Peaks in my library uh well um I uh I

guess that's all the time we have for

speaking about yeah fix still have some

influence around here stop that music

and the applause yes

Burnaby rules treats

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factories velvet

oh no monster Wiener in the bowels eat

it up with the e sound made by the

letters E and meat

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Wow cuddly kitty don't you just love

little one details I wonder what'll

happen to little Wendy and her pooch

poopsie next oh I'm hungry let's eat

Wendy said the wolf and poopsie said

yummy

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poor little Wendy's in trouble

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Hey

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there was a con

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I'm hungry let's eat Wendy said the wolf

and oopsy said yummy

Wow cuddly Kitty don't you just love

little one details - guess was someone

on absolutely thrilled to finally meet

after years and years of never actually

having heard of him

please welcome dr. Alexander Graham

nitwit oh that's neat white not terribly

sorry but a lot of people make that

mistake not anyone who knows anything

about vowels see look at the name

silent e on the end makes the eye say

its name nits why you got it

so dr. Annette y-yeah I understand that

you've made an amazing discovery about

the English Lane I have discovered that

when the letters e a are together they

make the long e e sound in all the words

that they are in sure about that

positive a sounds like e in every one

and it's that way in all the ei words in

the entire that is really great great

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back to the lab by dr. nitwit

right

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it's dream-come-true time for fearless

young Monica Maxwell she has finally

gotten those darn rhinos seated around

her tea table and she is teaching them

how to safety and eat meat they're

putting an on in front of the word

seated causing Monica know us to become

on the CT this shed notes here

young Monica

mónica the reap eople have a receipt of

the rhinos read people yarr dreamy seat

meat eat meat and now a word from

television star MS Vanessa Williams

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okay so you said you wanted books well

we got books oh very nice yes where do

you see these books major books mmm okay

okay here we go

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yes

new things

breathe please so hey hey that was

pretty great wasn't it it was pretty

pretty pretty classy huh

just what you had minor

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we're so sorry we know you've been

trying so hard but it still just isn't

right books look pretty though come on

back to the drawing board huh you guys

are award-winning geniuses we know you

can do it yeah do we know they can do it

they just had a couple of bad day

by taking us off the job yes I only

understand we may treat scram I don't

deserve to be in the business I'm

finished kaput so this is farewell

goodbye farewell and no hard feelings

and no charge and now it's time for

quaint here once again at blending

fields where to rave knights in armor

will charge together hurt high-speed

I'll make a word competing today we have

sir that's kuwait word for today this is

go ahead mmm whipped

mm-hmm-hmm whipped cream whipped cream

got it that the I when two vowels go

walking first wonders are talking in

you hear the oh and not the egg in need

you here the e the a sits quietly the

second foul you see but you don't say

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you hear the a but not the I in Sophie

oh is clear the a you'll never hear and

say you say the a but not the why isn't

it neat the empathy

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it's such a dream don't mean to boast

but here's a toast we're quite a team

when two vowels go walking the first one

does at all and I'm sorry number two

it's such a shame although it gives you

pain the rule is very plain

when two vowels well the first one says

its name

yes when two vowels walk the first one

says his name

Oh h*m* hunger home football here here

here here here here near nearly

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and here with today's poem about someone

named his mister thank you mommy

Dean by Sarah durkee Dean is nearly

fearless when it comes to fearsome feats

Dean is nearly clean and sometimes even

nearly neat he's often nearly dear and

once was nearly semi sweet his nearly

favorite cereal is mini toasted wheat

some days he's nearly dreamy and some

days he's nearly beep he's clearly

dearly holy fully deep and I don't mean

merely it was easy easy for you

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trees

Oh dream team

shwayne team I stink anything about

making commercials but I do know a lot

about libraries you do yeah oh hey how

about you clue me in gets to tell you

the truth I yeah I've never really spent

much time in one you haven't nope

well um the library is kind of like a

beautiful garden huh yeah yeah and the

books are are are like the flowers and

you can pick all kinds of stories and

amazing things to learn

you could even pick a book about

gardening

pink filled a flowerpot with rich soil

he planted the seed in it very carefully

once there was a pirate called

Mississippi skip you can pick a book

about Cowboys now everyone knows Pecos

Bill was the best the sweetest cowboy

and all the West

or you can pick a sad book the King sat

beside his friend and cried and you can

pick a funny book

what is this fly doing in my soup oh it

looks like the backstroke to me you can

pick any book you want and read horton

hears a who by dr. Seuss

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relating Ori

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thank you thank you thank you as you can

see the best commercial for the library

is the wonderful library Oh an acute cub

was a cheap very cheap and you two

things do you think it will bring people

to the library mmm oh my stars that

sounds like a commotion at the front

desk we better go check it out oh yeah

yeah where might I find that book on

pirates well that'd be an hour yo-ho-ho

section yeah yeah right this way please

do the books for the astonishingly

gifted child well I guess that answers

my question

Thank You mr. kitty can I sure sure man

it was a pleasure thank you working with

you folks

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well now stay beak to beak Sanson treat

what no there will be no b*at to b*at

dainty treat in my library this show is

over

no and I said over to blue oh how the

mighty have fallen

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hi I'm Leona and Melissa Etheridge is

going to be my designated reader today

if you get a child wild about reading

you get a child wild about learning it's

okay are you ready once upon a time

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