09x113 - Cliff Hanger, the Pheasant, and the Phone; Terrific

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Between the Lions". Aired: April 3, 2000 – November 22, 2010.*
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Follows a family of clumsy anthropomorphic lions operating and living in a large, busy library called "The Barnaby B. Busterfield III Memorial Public Library", starring alongside characters such as Click, an electronic, anthropomorphic computer mouse; the Information Hen, who answers library calls; and Heath, a dinosaur who serves as the library's thesaurus.
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09x113 - Cliff Hanger, the Pheasant, and the Phone; Terrific

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pbs kids

hey now

hey wow

here's how

come and read

between the lions

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is

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the pheasant and the phone

oh hi uh uh you're just in time for a

special meeting of the cliffhanger fan

club

um

i'll take a burger oh a kibble pizza for

me banana that sounds sweet

that's right

now

as president

founder and soul creator of the

cliffhanger fan club so impressive i

have called this special meeting because

someone has found the long

long

long lost cliff hanger adventure

not episode 445

yes

cliff hanger the pheasant and the

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and the hero who has brought you this

adventure who searched every nook and

cranny of the library to bring this

event to you is none other than

me

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thank you thank you

please enough of that thank you

right now don't you want to read it

oh boy oh boy oh boy

let me see okay ready ready ready

wait wait yes

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excuse me

excuse me

today's adventure episode 445

cliff hanger the pheasant and the phone

we find cliff hanger where we left him

last hanging from a cliff

can

hold on much longer

suddenly

cliff notices a pheasant on the cliff

above him

hello

oh hey phil

i'm on a cliff can you hear me hello

hello can you hear me yeah cliff reaches

into his backpack and extracts

his survival manual

using his phenomenal decoding skills

cliff begins to read

if you see a pheasant talking to his

friend phil on his cell phone

ask him if you might borrow the phone

to call to get me off this cliff

helpline

555 cliff excuse me might i borrow your

phone to call the get me off this cliff

helpline

okay i gotta go a guy hanging from a

cliff needs my phone

sure you can borrow my phone but first i

have to show you something very

interesting look the word pheasant

begins with the ph

sound pheasant yeah that's very

interesting now if you don't mind i love

saying it pheasant

phasing

if the pheasant asks you to say the word

pheasant say it

pheasant

very good

now how about the phone

yes exactly the word phone starts with

the ph

sound to

phone

whoa

uh oh

is this it is cliff going to fall from

the cliff uh

might i have the phone now please oh oh

oh of course

using his expert touch tone skills cliff

calls the helpline number

hello welcome to the get me off this

cliff helpline this call may be

monitored for quality assurance if you

want help getting off a cliff please

press or say one if you want to take

advantage of any of our other exciting

offers press or say two

exciting offers

one one please hold while we track your

phone's location

i'm on hold ah no problem take your time

we have pinpointed your phone's location

and can get you off that cliff in less

than 15 seconds if you want to accept

this offer press or say one if you do

not one one a rescue specialist will be

arriving shortly have a nice day is this

it will cliffhanger finally be getting

off the cliff

um may i have my phone back please oh

sure thanks

no not the pheasant me

phooey

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can

hold on much longer

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[Applause]

i have to call my parents to get

permission to stay late

oh yes

um

gee i should probably call my parents

too

mom dad can we stay up here read some

more cliff hang up

please

next

next

next

excellent what's next on between the

lions the f sound made by the letters p

h it's phenomenal

phone

ph

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ph

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phonograph

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photograph

photographer

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the word's phenomenal

did it extraordinary

uncommonly exceptional no equality

phenomenal anything outstanding

phenomenal like the annual battle for

the super bowl for the super hero of

your favorite show now we got to go but

now you know the actual meaning of

phenomenal

ph

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but it's a ph

sounds like an f

but it's a ph

ph isn't phantom and phony they sound

different from when they're alone

alphabet photographs catastrophic

paragraphs autograph philosophy sounds

like that

yeah but it's a ph

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ph really makes me euphoric it's

phenomenal folks you'll adore it

but it's a ph

sounds like

but it's a ph

here are some words that begin with the

letters ph

photo

photocopy

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foam phone book

ph

it's game time and welcome to the

blending bowl i'm terry bradshaw and

i'll be doing the play-by-play today for

this incredible showdown in red we have

team

and in white we have team

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and there's the kickoff

[Applause]

well that's about it folks and until

next time for the blending bowl i'm

terry bradshaw hey thanks for watching

[Applause]

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and now singer songwriter and recording

artist mr brian mcknight and the

incomparable miss cleo lion

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i read

this book

it's red

come look

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right here you'll hear

two words that sound the same

but don't look the same

here's the name

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you're right let's write these words all

day and night

they're out of sight

yes they're

so sweet

that's why we always need

not that kind of meat

but you can't b*at

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two words that sound the same

but they're not spelled the same

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ph

phone

hold on much longer

all right

so

now who wants to read it hmm

we forgot something

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when will this end

question mark

this will end now

period

now

exclamation point

the story you are about to see is

recommended only for those who like to

laugh ha-ha

thank you

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terrific

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excuse me

excuse me

we find cliff hanger where we left him

last hanging from a cliff

can

hold on much longer

suddenly cliff sees a parrot flying

toward him a parrot finally someone to

talk to

polly want a cr*cker

polly want a cr*cker

shucks i guess that parrot doesn't talk

now what'll i do

i know i'll read a book about a parrot

that talks

terrific by john agee

hello

now we're talking

much to his surprise eugene was the

lucky winner of an

all-expenses-paid cruise to bermuda

terrific he said

i'll probably get a really nasty sunburn

but on the way there the ship ran into a

terrible storm

everyone was rescued except for eugene

terrific he said

i'll probably get devoured by sharks

instead

eugene washed up on a tiny island

terrific

he said

now i'll get eaten by cannibals

but when he looked around nobody else

was there

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except for a parrot terrific said eugene

what good is a parrot

you'll be surprised

said the parrot

eugene was surprised

huh are you stranded on this island too

afraid so

said the parrot

my wing is busted

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i guess we're both out of luck

said eugene

anything around here to eat

plenty of pomegranates so the parrot

terrific said eugene

i hate pomegranates

anything to drink

pomegranate juice

said the parrot

night was falling so eugene curled up

under a palm tree and fell asleep

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when he woke up the parrot was drawing a

diagram in the sand

what's that

a boat said the parrot

terrific

said eugene

and who's going to build it

you are said the parrot

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first the parrot told him how to put the

hole together

next the parrot told him how to rig the

rudder

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then the parrot told him how to connect

the center board and secure the mast

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good job said the parrot

now all we need is the sale

terrific said eugene

and where do you expect me to find a

sale

ah you're wearing it

said the parrot

terrific

said eugene

this coat cost me 32 dollars

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when the tide was right eugene grabbed a

few pomegranates and the two castaways

shoved off

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but soon the wind d*ed down

for hours and hours eugene and the

parrot drifted under the hot sun

all their pomegranates were gone

terrific said eugene

we're going to die of thirst

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wait a second

said the parrot

there's a ship

ship

said eugene

what's up

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an old fishing trawler smashed into

their boat and eugene and the parent

went splashing into the sea

luckily one of the fishermen spotted

them and hauled them in

look fellas

said the captain

it's lenny

uh

i'm not lenny said eugene

not you said the captain

the parrot we lost that dumb bird in a

storm the other day

listen here

said eugene

your parent isn't dumb he saved my life

he told me how to build our boat

you're nuts

said the captain

lenny doesn't talk he can't even say

polly wants a cr*cker

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of course he talks said eugene isn't

that right lenny

lenny

lenny

the captain grabbed the parrot

mister

he said

you've been out in the sun too long

when eugene woke up the next morning he

couldn't believe his eyes the boat was

dot in bermuda

okay pal said the captain

this is where you get off we're heading

out

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when the boat pulled away

eugene was the only one left on the pier

except for a parrot lenny

said eugene

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your boat's leaving what are you waiting

for

you

lenny hopped onto eugene's shoulder and

what do you think eugene said

terrific

the

end

and that's the end of the story

excuse me

excuse me

can

hold on much longer

cat hold i'm much longer

ah wasn't that book terrific

oh yeah and i really really really like

that parrot but

there's something i didn't understand

huh

what's that

well

why did eugene keep saying terrific when

things weren't terrific

wasn't that confusing

or he was just being sarcastic

huh

oh

uh

sarcastic means when you say one thing

but you mean the opposite

for example

aha

oh i am so bored

so bored am i i have never been so bored

in all my life bored me

bored

bored i i thought we were having fun

leona we are having fun you see i'm

being sarcastic see it means the

opposite see the opposite get it the

opposite get it

yeah

okay yeah

yeah okay yeah you get it you get it

she doesn't get it

coming up next on between the lions tune

into the terrific sound made by the

letter t

tata

hey i'm hanging here anyway i might as

well watch and so should you

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terrific

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teeth

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teeth

tent

ten

t

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tea

it's game time and welcome to the

blending bowl i'm terry bradshaw and

i'll be doing the play-by-play today for

this incredible showdown in red we have

team

[Applause]

and there's the kick-off

[Applause]

oh there's nothing like a cup of tea

after a good game well that's about it

folks and until next time for the

blending bowl i'm terry bradshaw hey

thanks for watching

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capital t

lowercase team

some different words for good or thus my

favorite one is fabulous and marvelous

and splendid and the list is far from

ended fantastic terrific

so swell and so specific

which brings us back to fabulous my

favorite word for good

which brings him back to fabulous

favorite

tea

terrific

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haley

leona

wow that is a really good parrot looks

just like the one in the book oh

i can't believe you would say such a

mean thing how could you lino oh what

what what did i say

you were being sarcastic you said it was

a good parrot but you meant it was a

terrible parrot no no no no no no no i

really do think it's a good parrot see

if i was being sarcastic i would have

said it like this

g leona that's a really good parrot

see see wait that is a really good

parrot

you too what my very own father

oh it's more than i can bear i am never

going to paint anything again

leona

did i miss something here

okay

all right this is my fault oh i was

trying to teach leona about sarcasm and

oh dear she doesn't understand that it

means the opposite of what i'm saying

i got you i really had you going didn't

i wait wait wait so you mean you you do

you understand sarcasm

well

what do you think

come on daddy help me move this painting

sweetheart teaching me on about sarcasm

yeah

that was fun

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between the

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