10x16 - Mother Goose/Fairy Tales

[bunniefuu]

( to tune of "Yankee Doodle" )

♪ Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination ♪

♪ And when he's tall, he's what we call a dinosaur sensation ♪

♪ Barney's friends are big and small ♪

♪ They come from lots of places ♪

♪ After school, they meet to play ♪

♪ And sing with happy faces ♪

♪ Barney shows us lots of things ♪

♪ Like how to play pretend ♪

♪ ABCs and --s and how to be a friend ♪

♪ Barney comes to play with us whenever we may need him ♪

♪ Barney can be your friend, too ♪

♪ If you just make-believe him. ♪



KIDSBarney!

Oh, hello, everybody.

ALL♪ Ashes, ashes, we all fall down. ♪

Hi, everybody.

ALLHi, Barney! Well, that looks like fun.

And hello to you, too.

I'm so glad to see you today.

I have a feeling it's going to be a very special day.

Barney! Barney, lookie what I found

in the caboose! Okay.

It's a book I never saw before.

Will you read it to me, please?

I'd be happy to.

Whoa!

Hi, Barney, hi, Sissy!

Hi!Hi, BJ. What are you doing?

We were just about to read

the book Baby Bop found.

It's called The Land Of Mother Goose.

Oh, course you know The Land Of Mother Goose

isn't real, right, Sissy?

It is, too.

It's where Little Miss Muffet lives--

oh, and Little Boy Blue, too.

That's just in a book, right, Barney?

Well, BJ, whenever we open a book,

we get to go to special places

and meet special friends.

♪ All of our favorite stories ♪

♪ Are coming your way today ♪

♪ There's poems to read, songs to sing ♪

♪ And lots of rhyming games to play ♪

ALL♪ The sun always shines ♪

♪ Music and rhymes ♪

♪ Laughter and fun for everyone ♪

♪ Where do we begin? ♪

♪ The fun never ends ♪

♪ In The Land Of Mother Goose. ♪

BARNEYOh, that's right.

Wait for me!

♪ ♪

♪ We'll visit ol' Humpty Dumpty ♪

♪ And all of the king's men, too ♪

BABY BOP♪ Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep ♪

♪ Mother Goose knows what to do ♪

ALL♪ The sun always shines ♪

♪ Music and rhymes ♪

♪ Laughter and fun for everyone ♪

♪ Where do we begin? ♪

♪ The fun never ends ♪

♪ In The Land Of Mother Goose ♪

♪ Where do we begin? ♪

♪ The fun never ends ♪

♪ In The Land Of Mother Goose. ♪

( song ends )

Yeah, but nobody really, actually lives

in The Land Of Mother Goose.

Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about that, BJ.

Whoa!

( bell ringing )

Wow!

Hey, who rang the doorbell?

Let's find out.

But, Barney the doors are...

Here we go-- oh!

BJWow! BABY BOPOh...

Who's that?

Why, it's Little Miss Muffet.

Yes, hello, everyone.

Hi! BARNEYMiss Muffet.

I don't believe it!

Have you seen Mother Goose around here?

I really need her help.

No, she isn't here-- but maybe we can help?

Oh, could you, please?

I've been looking all over The Land Of Mother Goose

for my tuffet.

Your tuffet?

What's a tuffet?

It's a little stool that you sit on.

Oh, well, how about this?

Will this do?

Thank you, but I don't think so,

it's much too big.

If I don't find that tuffet, I won't have all my rhyme.

And in The Land Of Mother Goose, everything has a rhyme.


How does your rhyme go again, Miss Muffet?

Well, I can't sing it, because I don't have all of it.

Well, what if we sing the missing part?

Okay, I guess we can try.

Great!

Come on, everyone.

Little Miss Muffet...

BOTH♪ Sat on her tuffet ♪

...eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider who sat down beside her... Oh!

and frightened Miss Muffet away.

( bell ringing )

I wonder who that could be.

BJYeah, check it out, Barney!

Okay. BABY BOPOh, it's going

to be somebody fun.

BJHey! BABY BOPOh!

Oh, Polly, it's good to see you.

Hi, Barney.

Is Mother Goose here?

I really need her help.

She's not here.

Can we help?

Barney, I can't find my tea kettle anywhere.

Uh, well, how about this watering can?

It looks like a tea kettle.

Thank you, but I need a real one or I can't rhyme.

Well, how does your rhyme go?

I can't show you because part of it is missing.

Well, let us sing that part for you.

Yeah.

♪ Polly put the... ♪

ALL♪ Kettle on ♪

♪ Polly put the... ♪

ALL♪ Kettle on ♪

♪ Polly put the... ♪

ALL♪ Kettle on ♪

♪ We'll all drink tea. ♪

BARNEYOh, that's it!

♪ ♪

Oh!

( bell ringing )

Oh, let me see who that is.

BJOh, yeah, this is so cool!

Can't wait.

Oh, look.

BJAwesome!

Well, hello, Little Boy Blue.

Hiya, Barney!

Did you lose something, too?

How'd you know?

Oh, lucky guess.

Can you guess what Little Boy Blue has lost?

Ooh! Ooh, let me try!

BARNEYOkay.

How does it go?

Oh, yeah!

"Little Boy Blue come blow your horn."

Aha!

Did you lose your horn?

Yup. And if I don't find it...

ALLYou can't rhyme.

Will you please sing your rhyme for us.

We can sing the missing part.

That's be great! What a great idea.

♪ Little Boy Blue... ♪

ALL♪ Come blow your horn ♪

♪ The sheep's in the meadow ♪

♪ The cow's in the corn ♪

♪ Where's the boy who looks after the sheep? ♪

♪ He's under the haystack fast asleep ♪

Uh-oh, there he goes.

Nighty-night.

Hey, here's a kazoo!

( toots kazoo )

Sounds sort of like a horn.

Nope, that's not going to work.

Oh, well, then...

Oh, how about a tambourine?

( rattles )

Nope, that's not going to work either.

Oh, how about these?

BOTHCymbals?

( clashing ) Whoa!

I think Little Boy Blue really needs to find his horn.

( bell ringing )

Oh, I'll get it.

I wonder who this could be.

Oh! BABY BOPOh!

BJIt's her!

Oh, I can't believe it!

Oh, Mother Goose!

What a nice surprise.

Hello, Barney.

Hello, everyone.

ALLHi, Mother Goose.

Mother Goose, we've been looking everywhere for you.

Why, yes, I heard that some of you are missing

parts of your rhymes.

Oh, and that will not do because I love to speak in rhymes!


♪ Oh, I'm Mother Goose ♪

♪ And I'm here to say ♪

♪ That I love to speak in rhyme ♪

♪ I've been around for many, many years ♪

♪ For a very, very, very long time ♪

ALL♪ She's been around for many, many years ♪

♪ For a very, very, very long time ♪

♪ ♪

Oh, very nice.

♪ ♪

♪ Now what is a rhyme, you ask? ♪

♪ What is a rhyme, you say? Oh! ♪

♪ Rhyming words will sound the same ♪

♪ Like "fiddle" and "diddle" ♪

♪ "Name" and "game" ♪

♪ Like "Farmer in the dell" ♪

♪ "p*ssy in the well" ♪

♪ Oh, I like to speak in rhyme! ♪

♪ Oh, I'm Mother Goose ♪

♪ And I'm here to say ♪

♪ That I love to speak in rhyme ♪

♪ I've been around for many, many years ♪

♪ For a very, very, very long time ♪

ALL♪ She's been around for many, many years ♪

♪ ♪

♪ For a very, very, very long time. ♪

Oh, that was great, Mother Goose.

Oh, thank you, Barney.

♪ Oh!

( song ends )

Now, BJ, will you help me with my bag?

Oh, yes, ma'am.

( laughs )

I'll get the bags...

Oh. Oh...

Where would you like it? I just...

Mother Goose, what do you have in there?

Oh, I forgot.

I'm sorry.

Here, I'll get that.

Oh.

BARNEYOh. BJ.

I found some things laying around the land.

Miss Muffet, I believe

this is what you've been looking for.

BJYeah. My tuffet. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Oh, and Polly, here's your tea kettle.

Be sure and keep a close eye on it in the future.

Yes, ma'am.

♪ And Little Boy Blue ♪

♪ I have something for you. ♪

My horn!

Yes, it's very tarnished, young man.

I suggest a bit of polish.

Yes, ma'am. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Well, Mother Goose, it looks like

all the rhymes are complete.

Now let's put them all together.

( all talking at once )

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet

eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider who sat down beside her...

BARNEYNo!

...and frightened Miss Muffet away.

BARNEYThere he goes.

Uh-oh.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet

eating her curds and whey.

Yum, yum.

Along came a spider who sat down beside her

and frightened Miss Muffet away.

BARNEYOh, no.

Oh, your rhyme sounds splendid, Little Miss Muffet.

Thank you.

Polly, you're next.

BARNEYAll right.

BABY BOPOoh.

♪ Polly put the kettle on ♪

♪ Polly put the kettle on ♪

♪ Polly put the kettle on ♪

♪ We'll all drink tea. ♪

Thank you, Polly.

You're welcome.

BARNEYSounds good. Yummy.

ALL♪ Polly put the kettle on ♪

♪ Polly put the kettle on ♪

♪ Polly put the kettle on, we'll all drink tea. ♪

That was brilliant, Polly.

( all talking )

And now,

let's hear from Little Boy Blue.

♪ Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn ♪

♪ The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn ♪

♪ Where's the boy who looks after the sheep? ♪

♪ He's under the haystack fast asleep. ♪

Blue. Blue!

BARNEYCome on.

♪ Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn ♪


♪ The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn ♪

♪ Where's the boy who looks after the sheep? ♪

♪ He's under the haystack fast asleep. ♪

Yay! All right!

That's right.

That was fun.

( laughter )

BARNEYTerrific.

That was wonderful.

But we must get back to the Land of Mother Goose

before everyone thinks we're missing.

Okay. See you later. Bye, Barney.

Bye, everybody. Bye, Barney.

Thanks for coming. Bye.

Oh, Mother Goose?

Yes, BJ?

Well, when will we see you again?

Well, just look me up.

I'm in the book.

Oh, yeah.

All right. Bye.

Bye. Bye.

Okay, see you later.

Wow. Oh, what a wonderful visit.

I'm so glad they could drop by.

You see, BJ, there really is a Land of Mother Goose.

Yeah, and some day I want to go there.

Oh, just to make sure it's real.

Oh, anything is possible with a little imagination.

And no matter where we go,

it's always more fun when we're with friends.

Oh, yeah.

♪ I'm so happy you're the one ♪

♪ That's here today having fun ♪

♪ Wherever we go, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

ALL♪ Everything's better with a friend ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you. ♪

BARNEYClap and cheer.

My 'toons are here.

( talking quietly )

Oh, hi, everyone.

ALLHi, Barney.

Um, what are you doing?

We're wrapping a present for Sissy.

We're going to surprise her. Oh.

So please don't tell.

Oh, I won't.

I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise.

What surprise?

Oh, oh. Shh, shh.

Shh.

Ooh, I just love surprises.

Is it for me?

Is it?

Well, is it?

Well, it's for, uh... Someone.

Oh, I hope it's for me.

I hope, I hope, I hope.

Well, whoever it's for,

it's not ready yet.

Yeah, so you're just going to have to wait

to see your present, Sissy.

Oh, it is for me.

BARNEYBJ.

Oops.

Oh, but I want to see it right now, please, please.

Please? I don't want to wait.

Oh.

But waiting can be fun, Baby Bop.

Huh? Oh. It gives you something to look forward to.

Oh. Would you like me to read a story while you're waiting?

Oh, o-okay.

This story is called

"Pandora's Box."

Oh! But to hear it,

we're all going to have to use a little imagination.

Okay.

♪ Just imagine, just imagine ♪

♪ Just imagine all the things ♪

♪ That we could be ♪

Whoa.

♪ Imagine all the places we could go and see ♪

♪ Imagination's fun for you and me ♪

Oh, I saw you, too.

♪ We could go to the moon in a great big balloon ♪

♪ Build a castle by playing pretend ♪

BARNEYThat's nice.

♪ We might even explore with a big dinosaur ♪

♪ Or make rainbows that never end ♪

( laughing )Oh, that's beautiful.

( others laugh )


ALL♪ Just imagine, just imagine

♪ Just imagine all the things ♪

♪ That we could be ♪

♪ Imagine all the places ♪

♪ We could go and see ♪

♪ Imagination's fun for you and me ♪

BARNEYWell, it sure is.

All right!

♪ Imagination's fun for you and me. ♪

( laughter )

Oh, yeah.

( saxophone solo )

BARNEYGreat.

Oh, yeah!

So, is everyone ready to use their imaginations?

ALLReady, Barney.

Okay.

Our story begins, like all good stories do,

with "once upon a time".

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Pandora.

( plays chords )

Ta-dah!

One day, Pandora found a box.

Oh, lookie, lookie.

Someone left a box sitting here.

I hope it's a present for me.

( drumming )

Stop!

Do not open that box!

Why not?

The sign says "do not open".

But, uh, it's my box.

I don't see your name on it.

What if it belongs to someone else?

Well, we'll just have to open it and find out.

Sorry, you're just going to have to wait.

♪ I just can't wait, it's just not fair ♪

♪ I'm standing here, but I want to be there ♪

♪ I just can't wait for what tomorrow brings ♪

♪ I just can't wait for... No!

Anything.

BARNEYOh, no.

♪ She just can't wait for some summer fun ♪

♪ Like going to the beach or playing in the sun ♪

♪ I want to start dancing when I hear someone sing ♪

ALL♪ She just can't wait for... ♪

♪ Anything ♪

BARNEYNo, she can't.

BJShe just can't do it.

♪ She just can't wait to play with her doll ♪

♪ Have a tea party or bounce a ball ♪

ALL♪ She just can't wait for her next birthday ♪

♪ I'll have so many games that everyone will play ♪

♪ She just can't wait ♪

♪ It's just not fair ♪

♪ I'm standing here, but I want to be there ♪

♪ She just can't wait for what tomorrow brings ♪

♪ I just can't wait for anything ♪

♪ She just can't wait for what tomorrow brings ♪

♪ She just can't wait for ♪

♪ Anything. ♪

Man, that girl has issues. Oh, no, she can't.

♪ I just can't wait for anything! ♪

Well, you're just going to have to wait, Sissy.

You mean Pandora,

and I'm going to stay right here

and wait by my box.

Okay, but remember,

don't open it.

After he left,

Pandora just couldn't stop thinking about that box.

And then, she got an idea.

I know! I'll play "Pop Goes the Weasel"

and pretend this box is a jack-in-the-box.

♪ All around the cobbler's bench ♪

♪ The monkey chased the weasel ♪

♪ The monkey thought 'twas all in fun ♪

♪ Pop goes the weasel ♪

♪ A penny for a spool of thread ♪

♪ A penny for a needle ♪

♪ That's the way the money goes ♪

♪ Pop goes the weasel. ♪

Oh, nothing popped out.

This box must be broken.

Oh... well, I'd better fix it.

Now, remember, you're supposed to wait.

Oh, all right.

Oh... You can do it.

♪ The painter needs a ladder and brush ♪

♪ The artist needs an easel ♪

♪ The dancers need a fiddler's tune ♪

♪ Pop goes the weasel ♪

♪ I've no time to wait and sigh ♪

♪ Or to tell the reason why ♪

♪ Kiss me quick, I'm off, good-bye ♪

♪ Pop goes the weasel ♪

Pop! Pop!

Pop! Pop!

♪ Pop goes the weasel! ♪

Okay, I've waited long enough.


I'm going to open this box now.

Hey, there's nothing in here.

Um, Pandora, what's that on your face?

On my face? Uh-huh.

I don't know, maybe I better look in my mirror.

Okay, I think you should.

What are you talking about?

Oh! Oh, no!

I have spots on my face!

Yes, you do. Oh, Barney! Ahh!

Oh, and so do you Barney.

Yes, I do.

And they're itchy spots. Oh, no.

Oh. It turned out the box was filled with itchy spots.

And now that Pandora had let them out,

they quickly spread all over everyone.

Even on me.

And me.

Pandora, you got some 'splainin' to do.

Oh, I opened the box

and now everybody's got itchy spots.

♪ Oh, oh, oh, what a big mistake ♪

BARNEYThey itch.

♪ No, no, no, look ♪

♪ My knees have started to shake ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ This is more than I can take ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, what a big mistake ♪

♪ I thought things were going okay ♪

♪ But they turned out wrong ♪

Oh, it itches. It really, really itches.

♪ And I hope everything works out before too long ♪

BARNEYOh, me, too.

♪ But until they do ♪

♪ I'm going to sing this song-ong-ong ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, what a big mistake ♪

Whoa!

PANDORAGoodness gracious.

♪ So, so, so, you made a big mistake ♪

Oh, yeah, I did.

♪ No, no, no, you don't need to shiver and shake ♪

I don't?

ALL♪ All you need to know ♪

♪ For goodness sake ♪

♪ Is that you can learn ♪

♪ You can learn BARNEYYes.

♪ Yes, you can learn from your mistakes. ♪

Oops!

Ta-dah!

Oh, maybe if I put the top back on the box,

the spots will go away.

Oh, excuse me, I'm in a hurry!

But it was too late.

The itchy spots were already out.

Oh, no!

Oh, what am I going to do?

And then, Pandora heard a voice

coming from inside the box.

Do not scream and do not shout.

I'll take away those spots, just let me out.

Who said that?

I'm in the box

and I can make the itching stop.

Just lift the lid and open the top.

Uh, I don't know.

Last time I did that, something bad happened.

Oh, I think it'll be all right this time.

Okay. Oh...

Ooh!

Who are you?

My name is Hope.

And I remove spots better than soap.

Whoa, oh, my! Oh, look at that!

( giggles )Wow!

Whoa!

Wow!

Hey, all our spots are gone!

Oh, wowzer!

Look at Hope!

There they are. Oh! Oh, the spots!

BARNEYOh, they're on the butterfly.

Always, always have hope.

That's my advice.

Hope can turn something bad

into something nice.

Oh, thank you, Hope. Bye-bye, Hope.

Bye, my friends!

Bye! Bye! See you later!

Have a nice day.

The point of our story is really good.

When someone tells you to wait, you really should.

So learn to be patient and soon, my friend,

the wait will be over

and it'll be the end.

Good book. ( cheering )

Now you don't have to wait any longer.

Your present's ready, Baby Bop.

BABY BOPOh, it is!

Oh, goody, goody, goody!

BARNEYI can't wait to see.


Oh, lookie!

It's a new tutu with blue spots.

Oh, it is. Oh, thank you, everybody.

ALLYou're welcome!

And thank you for helping me wait for it

by reading such a good story, Barney.

You're welcome, Baby Bop.

Sometimes waiting can be hard,

but it's always more fun

when we're waiting with someone we love.

♪ ♪

♪ I love you ♪

♪ You love me ♪

♪ We're a happy family ♪

♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you ♪

♪ Won't you say you love me, too? ♪

We love you, Barney. Aw!

Yes, we do!

ALL♪ I love you ♪

♪ You love me ♪

♪ We're best friends like friends should be ♪

♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you ♪

♪ Won't you say you love me, too? ♪

Aw!

So guys, what do you say

we go look for butterflies in the park?

Oh, yay! That sounds like fun.

( all saying good-byes )

Bye now. See you later.

Oh, Barney.

Bye, Barney!