11x01 - Pistachio/Full Team Ahead

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( to tune of "Yankee Doodle" )

♪ Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination ♪

♪ And when he's tall, he's what we call a dinosaur sensation ♪

♪ Barney's friends are big and small ♪

♪ They come from lots of places ♪

♪ After school, they meet to play ♪

♪ And sing with happy faces

♪ Barney shows us lots of things ♪

♪ Like how to play pretend

♪ ABCs and --s and how to be a friend ♪

♪ Barney comes to play with us whenever we may need him ♪

♪ Barney can be your friend, too ♪

♪ If you just make-believe him. ♪

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Whoa!

ALLBarney!

Oh, hello, everybody!

(humming tune)

Hi, Rachel.

Hi, Barney.

Want to see my picture?

Well, sure.

Would you like a pistachio?

Yes, please.

Thank you, Barney. Sure.

I want one, too.

Now, let's see here.

Oh, that's very nice.

(crunching)

You know, I like the way you put... (crunching)

...by the... (crunching)

Very good.

Well, come see my picture, Barney.

Okay, Baby Bop.

Very... (crunching)

... Baby Bop.

Thank you... I think.

Pistachios?

Oh, what is tispach... kispach... pistashios, anyway?

Well, pistachios are crispy crunchy nuts.

And whenever I eat them I always want more.

♪ Just can't get enough, just can't get enough ♪

♪ Just can't get enough, yeah, I just can't get enough ♪

♪ There's nothing I like better than a tasty treat ♪

♪ Sharing it with others makes it really sweet ♪

♪ Having lots of friends, yes, it's better than one ♪

♪ And when we're all together, oh, it's so much fun ♪

♪ Just can't get enough, just can't get enough ♪

♪ Just can't get enough, yeah, I just can't get enough ♪

♪ Playing with our toys can be so much fun ♪

♪ But we'd rather have a lot of toys than only one ♪

♪ Just can't get enough, just can't get enough ♪

♪ Just can't get enough, yeah, I just can't get enough ♪

♪ We like to ride our bicycles all day long, oh, yeah ♪

♪ Exercise is fun, and it makes us strong ♪

♪ Just can't get enough, just can't get enough ♪

♪ Just can't get enough, yeah, I just can't get enough ♪

♪ Just can't get enough, just can't get enough ♪

♪ Just can't get enough, yeah, I just can't get enough! ♪

Oh, boy, no, I can't.

Almost done...

Just a little more.

Me, too.

I'm just about finished.

(loud crunching)

ALLWhoa!

What happened?

Yep, nothing like a good pistachio.

Oh, no, I'm all out.

But I have more inside.

I always have some extra ones.

Barney sure does like pitsa-sipta-- stipashios.

You can say that again, Baby Bop.

I couldn't even say it the first time.

(laughing)

I wonder how many more pistachios he has in there.

You know, maybe I should go check and see.

Oh, I'll go with you. Me, too.

Okay, you guys can stay here and work on the paintings.

Okay. Okay.

Bye, bye! RIFFBye, guys.

Okay, let's see if we can find 'em.

All right.

Oh, we need to put this up first.

Oh, wow! Oh, wow!

Wowzer!

Pistachios everywhere.

Ah, just in time to join me for a homemade pistachio treat.

Oh, what is it?

Pistachio ice cream.

Ice cream! Let's try it!

Okay. Yeah.

What kind of ice cream do you like? Yum.

I love ice cream.

♪ Icy creamy ice cream, cold and sweet ♪

♪ Icy creamy ice cream can't be beat ♪

♪ Icy creamy ice cream, I giggle when I eat ♪

♪ My icy creamy ice cream, what a treat ♪

I like vanilla best.

I like cherries on my ice cream.


♪ I could eat a bowl, I could eat a cup ♪

♪ When I get some ice cream, I eat it all up ♪

♪ Eat it with a topping, eat it all alone ♪

♪ Eat it with some pie or a triple dipper cone ♪

♪ Icy creamy ice cream, cold and sweet ♪

♪ Icy creamy ice cream can't be beat ♪

♪ Icy creamy ice cream, I giggle when I eat ♪

♪ My icy creamy ice cream, what a treat ♪

My favorite ice cream is strawberry.

I like chocolate.

♪ Chocolate or vanilla, peach or bubblegum ♪

♪ Peppermint, strawberry, yummy, yum, yum ♪

♪ Maybe it's a sundae, maybe it's a shake ♪

♪ I could eat a gallon or eat it with some cake ♪

♪ Icy creamy ice cream, cold and sweet ♪

♪ Icy creamy ice cream can't be beat ♪

♪ Icy creamy ice cream, I giggle when I eat ♪

♪ My icy creamy ice cream, what a treat ♪

♪ Icy creamy ice cream what a treat. ♪

Yeah!

That ice cream was pretty good.

Yeah. Yeah.

And here are some more pistachio treats.

Oh, uh... Oh.

We have pistachio pops...

fresh pistachio cake,..

and don't forget pistachio pie.

Dig in, everyone. Okay...

I'll just put this tray away and be right back.

Oh, very good.

Well, go on, Beej, dig in.

I'm not gonna try it. You try it.

I'm not gonna try it. Oh, don't look at me.

Guys, we have to get rid of these pistachio treats

before Barney comes back.

Okay, uh...

Let's hide 'em.

Okay. Good idea.

Ew, what are those made of?

Where to put these?

I don't eat anything the same color as me.

I'll put these pista... stachio things there.

Here he comes. Okay.

Act casual.

Well, you certainly cleaned those plates!

Oh, yeah. We cleaned 'em! Yeah!

You know, I should find some more pistachio recipes.

Uh... No, that's okay, Barney. Don't bother.

Let's see now... this sounds tasty:

pistacharoni and cheese...

Oh, no! Now what'll we do...?

I've got an idea. What?

We'll need some help.

(whispering)

Let's see now... pistachio pizza...

pistachio popovers...

pickled peppercorn pistachio puffs... My!

Are you ready, Barney?

The show's about to start.

Oh, what show is that, Riff?

Oh, a really special one.

I think you're going to like it.

Come on, let's go.

Okay.

Oh, I just love shows.

It's a little story called "The Popcorn Pot."

BJOnce upon a time long, long ago

a poor family was kind to a fairy--

and so she gave them

a wonderful popcorn pot

and magic words for "go" and magic words for "stop"

They said...

ALLGo, pot, go.

And it started to pop!

Yummy popcorn filled the pot right up to the top.

They said...

ALLStop, pot, stop.

...when there was enough.

Then they put the pot away

with their other stuff.

But one little child wanted much more,

and took out the pot while the others did chores.

"Go, pot, go!" she said with a shout.

So the little pot popped, and popcorn came out.

And out... and out...

Until fluffy popcorn was all about!

"Oh, no, no! No more!" said the girl.

"Haven't you heard?"

But the pot didn't stop. Those weren't the right words.

"Oh, halt!" said the girl. "Cut it out! No! No!"

But the popcorn kept popping right up to her toes.

And just when the popcorn rose up to her shin,

the rest of her family hurried in.

"Stop, pot, stop!" They all said with a shout.

And, since those were the words,

Oh, no more popcorn came out!

The girl said,

"Oh, I'm sorry. And I have to confess,

too much of a good thing is a very big mess!"

The end!


Bye-bye! Good-bye!

You know, your show really made me think.

I can make pistachio popcorn!

I'd love that. Ay-yi-yi!

But, Barney, you were supposed to think

you should stop eating pashpishios.

But why?

I don't eat that many.

Oh!

Yeah. Forgot about those.

Uh-huh.

Maybe I have been eating too many?

Maybe I've made a big mistake?

♪ Oh! Oh! Oh! What a big mistake ♪

♪ No! No! No! Look! My knees have started to shake ♪

♪ Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! This is more than I can take ♪

♪ Oh! Oh! Oh! What a big mistake! ♪

♪ I thought things were going okay ♪

♪ But they turned out wrong ♪

♪ And I hope everything works out before too long ♪

♪ But, until they do, I'm going to sing this song ♪

♪ Oh! Oh! Oh! What a big mistake! ♪

Boy!

♪ So? So? So? You made a big mistake? ♪

♪ No! No! No! You don't need to shiver and shake ♪

♪ All you need to know, for goodness' sake ♪

♪ Is that you can learn

♪ I can learn

♪ Yes, I can learn from my mistakes. ♪

You're right.

I'll stop eating pistachios for a while.

(giggles)

But what am I going to do with all these?

Well, I have an idea.

We can put them in jars and make maracas.

BJOh!

BARNEYThere you go.

And we can feed the rest to the squirrels.

They're nuts about nuts.

(all laughing) They sure are.

Oh, thank you all.

Now I see.

Sometimes too much of anything is... too much,

but there's one thing I can't get enough of.

Oh, what's that, Barney? (Barney chuckles)

Friends like you.

Aw...

♪ I'm so happy you're the one ♪

♪ That's here today

♪ Having fun

♪ Wherever we go, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

BARNEY, BJ, BABY BOP & RIFF♪ Everything's better with a friend ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

(Barney chuckles)

♪ Everything's better with a friend ♪

(Barney chuckles)

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you. ♪

Bye-bye.

(chuckles)

GIRLTime for Barney's music box.

Moo!

KIDS♪ Old MacDonald had a farm

♪ E-I-E-I-O

♪ And on this farm he had a cow ♪

♪ E-I-E-I-O

♪ With a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there ♪

♪ Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo-moo ♪

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm

♪ E-I-E-I-O.

Moo!

Oh, what a great day.

Yup!

Hiya, Barney!

Hi, Laura.

Could you throw the ball with me, please?

Oh, I'll be happy to.

Great! Throw it really long.

Okay, Barney?

Okay.

Here you go.

Whoa!

Oh! Oh!

That was fantastic!

Let's see.

Laura-- great catcher.

Thank you.

Uh-huh.

Barney-- not a bad pitcher.

Oh, hi, BJ, uh, what you doing?

I'm making a list of who can throw and catch and run fast

for my new baseball team.

Oh, you had a great team last year

and you all had fun playing together.


(chuckles) Remember?

Yeah, it was terrific.

I remember it well.

BJ & KIDS♪ Summer is the time of year

KIDS♪ Baseball, baseball ♪

(laughing)Yeah!

♪ The hometown crowd will clap and cheer ♪

♪ What a baseball day ♪

♪ Grab a bat and get your glove ♪

♪ Baseball, baseball ♪

♪ The sky is blue way up above

♪ What a baseball day ♪

♪ The sun is shining bright

♪ We can't wait to play a summer game we really love ♪

♪ What a baseball day!

Gotta slide!

Safe! (laughing)All right!

I'm the dino!

I'm the dino!

All right!

Okay.

Got to loosen up here.

Batter up! Right over the plate.

(grunts)

Oh, man, look at him go.

Nice hit.

♪ Here comes the pitch, just watch it curve ♪

♪ Baseball, baseball ♪ Strike one.

♪ Watch it spin and watch it swerve ♪ ♪ What a baseball day ♪

♪ Swing the bat, it's so much fun ♪

♪ Baseball, baseball ♪ Whoa!

♪ Around the bases I will run

♪ What a baseball day ♪

♪ The sun is shining bright

♪ We can't wait to play

♪ A summer game we really love

♪ What a baseball day!

♪ The sun is shining bright

♪ We can't wait to play

Oh, man, baseball is

the best!

♪ What a baseball day!

Wait till you see this team, Barney.

We're going to be the best of the best... of the best.

Oh, wow.

See if you can catch this one, Barney.

Okay.

Whoa-h*-h*!

(stammering)Oh!

Boinkidy-boink!

What was that?

Oops, sorry, Riff.

(laughing)That's okay.

I'll get it! Oh, okay.

Hi, Riff. Hey, Riff.

What's that you have?

It's my new instrument-- a dulcimer.

You play it by strumming the strings.

Listen.

(laughs) Whoa, cool! Sounds great.

Thanks.

What are you two doing?

Oh, uh, BJ's putting a new baseball team together.

Oh, could I be on it, Beej?

Well, you'll have to try out first.

(laughing)Okay.

Let me just set down my dulcimer.

Oh, boy. This is so exciting.

I'll throw the ball... Okay.

...and you take the bat and hit it.

Hit it. Okay.

Oh, I've never tried this.

Whoop!

(grunts)

Ow!

(grunting)

And... uh...?

Whoa!

So... how'd I do, Beej? How'd I do?

Am I on the team?

Well, uh...

I sort of need to think about it.

I got a few other players to try out, you know?

I'll get back to you.

Yeah, sure. I understand.

No big deal.

All right, I'll see you around, Barney.

Okay. Bye, Riff.

Bye. I'll just take my dulcimer and...

Oh... ai-yi-yi.

What am I going to do?

What are you going to do, BJ?

Riff's my cousin and my best friend.

I want him on the team, but...

I only want the very best players.

BJ, there's something you might want to see.

BJI don't see anything, Barney,

except a park full of kids playing.

Well, let's go see who is playing.

Come on, I'll show you. Okay.


♪ When we're together, there's nothing better ♪

♪ Than playing a game with a friend ♪

Oh, yeah.

♪ With games we all know, we can get up and go ♪

♪ We make up new games and pretend ♪

Cool!

♪ Laughing and running or singing a song ♪

♪ Climbing and jumping all day long ♪

♪ I love it when we play together ♪

ALL♪ Playing games!

There's nothin' like playin' 'em.

♪ Games!

Everyone loves to play...

ALL♪ Games!

♪ Let's keep on playin' our games. ♪

Look at them go.

Oh! David missed the kick!

But everyone is having fun anyway. Yeah.

♪ Dancing along, we could play all day long ♪

♪ We never get tired of the fun ♪

Uh-uh.

♪ There's always a new game or one with a new name ♪

♪ A game we can teach everyone

BJHey, Mary is playing even though she hurt her foot.

BARNEYAnd look.

She's still part of the team.

BJYeah, you're right.

♪ There are many outdoor games that we love to play ♪

♪ And others we save for a rainy day ♪

♪ As long as we're playing together, playing ♪

ALL♪ Games!

♪ There's nothin' like playin' 'em ♪

♪ Games!

♪ Everyone loves to play...

♪ Games! Yeah!

♪ Let's keep on playin' our games. ♪

All right. Come on.

This is fun!

Everybody seems to be having a lot of fun.

Yeah, they sure do.

Even though some aren't very good.

Yeah, everybody's having a super-dee-duper time...

except one.

Oh, I should've known I wasn't good enough

to be on BJ's team.

Oh.

(dulcimer playing)

♪ At times I feel like I just don't belong ♪

♪ And I never get anything right ♪

♪ Doing my best doesn't seem good enough ♪

♪ No matter how hard I try

♪ Will I ever be able to reach for the sky? ♪

♪ Will I get things wrong for the rest of my life? ♪

♪ I see other kids and they get it all right ♪

♪ So why can't I?

♪ What if I don't know an answer? ♪

♪ What if I don't know the way? ♪

♪ Will someone laugh or make fun of me ♪

♪ What will the other kids say? ♪ Oh, Barney.

I feel bad.

♪ Will I ever be able to reach for the sky? ♪

♪ Will I get things wrong for the rest of my life? ♪

♪ I see other kids and they get it all right ♪

♪ So why can't I?

♪ So why can't I?

(sighs)

Maybe I can't play baseball,

but at least I can play the dulcimer.

(grunting)

(nervous chuckling)

Well, hey, Riff.

Funny meeting you here.

Yeah. What are you doing, Beej?

Well, I'm, uh...

having a practice game with my new baseball team, and...

Oh, I want you to be on it.

Oh... you do? Really?

Yeah, really, Riff.

(laughs)

All right!

Oh, Barney. Barney!

BJ wants me to be on his team.

Oh, that's tee-riffic!

Well, come on, what are we waiting for?

Let's-Let's-Let's...

Oh, but... but, Beej,

what if I don't do so great?

I mean, what if I make some mistakes?

Oh, that doesn't matter, Riff.

That's right.

Everybody makes mistakes sometimes.

They sure do! Me included.

Really?

What matters is,

we're together, you and me.

Best friends.

All right.

♪ Shooby-dooby-dooby

♪ Best of friends is what we'll be ♪

You'll see!


♪ Shooby-dooby-dooby

♪ Best of friends is what we'll be ♪

Agreed.

♪ I like you and you like me

♪ It's as easy as ABC

♪ Near or far, wherever you are ♪

♪ Best of friends is what we'll be ♪

♪ Shooby-dooby-dooby

♪ Best of friends is what we'll be ♪

♪ You'll see!

♪ Shooby-dooby-dooby

♪ Best of friends is what we'll be ♪

♪ Agreed?

♪ A friend will share, a friend will care ♪

♪ A friend is someone who's always there ♪

♪ Lose or win, you can count me in ♪

♪ We'll be friends through thick and thin ♪

Oh, that's right!

Yup-dee-dup!

♪ Shooby-dooby-dooby

♪ Best of friends is what we'll be ♪

♪ You'll see

♪ Shooby-dooby-dooby

♪ Best of friends is what we'll be ♪

♪ Agreed!

(laughing)

Yeah, buddy.

I'm glad we're all on your team, BJ!

Oh, me, too.

Now I'd better go get our uniforms.

I'll come with you.

Okay, come on!

Bye, guys!

(overlapping good-byes)

I can't wait for our first game.

Me neither!

I'm always happy to spend time with friends I love.

Like you...

and you... and you...

and you.

♪ I love you

♪ You love me

♪ We're a happy family

♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you ♪

♪ Won't you say you love me, too? ♪

♪ I love you

♪ You love me

♪ We're best friends like friends should be ♪

♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you ♪

♪ Won't you say you love me, too? ♪

Bye, Barney!

See you later! Bye.