11x06 - The New Kid/Grandpa's Visit

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.
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11x06 - The New Kid/Grandpa's Visit

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( to tune of "Yankee Doodle" )

♪ Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination ♪

♪ And when he's tall, he's what we call a dinosaur sensation ♪

♪ Barney's friends are big and small ♪

♪ They come from lots of places ♪

♪ After school, they meet to play ♪

♪ And sing with happy faces ♪

♪ Barney shows us lots of things ♪

♪ Like how to play pretend ♪

♪ ABCs and --s and how to be a friend ♪

♪ Barney comes to play with us whenever we may need him ♪

♪ Barney can be your friend, too ♪

♪ If you just make-believe him. ♪



These cups and saucers are going to be great for our tea party.

Could I use some yellow clay, please, Eva?

Yeah. Sure. Here you go, Laura.

Barney!

Oh, may I join you?

Good morning.

So, what's that you're making?

We're making everything we need for our tea party.

It's a perfect day for a tea party

with friends.

♪ Friends are special, so important ♪

♪ They make the world go round ♪

♪ We like helping one another in school or on the playground ♪

♪ Friends are there to help each other ♪

♪ When one is feeling sad ♪

♪ Being friends is very special ♪

♪ Be a friend and you'll be glad ♪

Yes, you will.

♪ Friends are special, so important ♪

♪ They make the world go round ♪

♪ We like helping one another in school or on the playground ♪

♪ Friends are there to help each other ♪

♪ When one is feeling sad ♪

♪ Being friends is very special ♪

♪ Be a friend and you'll be glad ♪

♪ Being friends is very special ♪

♪ Be a friend and you'll be glad. ♪

Hi, Barney! Hi, everybody!

Hi, BJ!

Has anybody seen Riff?

I'm looking for Riff, but I can't find Riff.

Anybody know where Riff is?

He's not in here, BJ.

What's in the box?

Only the coolest thing you ever saw, Laura!

Check it out.

Wow! Wow!

It's a model rocket I ordered.

Riff and I have been waiting and waiting

for it to get delivered, and now it's here!

But I can't find Riff.

I know. I'll go check the park.

Okay, I'll help you look, BJ.

Hey, guys, if you see Riff,

will you tell Riff I'm looking for him?

Okay. Sure.

Okay, thanks. Bye.

Okay. We'll see ya soon.

Bye! Wait for me, BJ!

Here I go, big sh*t.

Hey, Riff!

Wow!

Aw, Beej! Now I missed.

Oops! Sorry.

It's okay. Hi, there, Riff.

Hi, Barney.

Here, Riff. You can use this one.

Oh. Thanks, Noah.

Oh, you haven't met BJ.

This is Noah. He's new in town.

Hi, BJ. Hi.

Hi, Barney.

Well, hi, there, Noah.

Welcome to the park.

Noah's a really cool guy.

He likes to build things, just like me!

And Riff likes to play croquet,

just like me. Yep!

All right, Noah, show us your best sh*t.

Okay.

Come on, buddy, you can do it.

Oh, wowzer, Noah, nice sh*t!

Maybe I can play ya next, huh, Riff?

Oh, gee, Beej, that'd be great, but...

Noah and I are going to ride bikes after this.

Oh. Well, bike-riding is something

you can all enjoy together!

Well, it would be, but...

check out this tandem Noah has.

Oh, what's a tandem?

It's a bicycle built for two.

Oh, Beej, you can follow along behind us

on your scooter.

Aw, nah, that's okay.

You guys go on and have fun.

Oh, okay. Bye!


Bye. It's nice that Noah has found a friend.

It can be hard, moving to a new place

where you don't know anyone.

Yeah, Noah has the best friend in the world...

my best friend.

And I sure miss him.

Oh, BJ.

♪ When people that we love are far away from us ♪

♪ Sometimes we miss them so ♪

♪ The best thing we can do ♪

♪ To show them that we care ♪

♪ Is to find a way to let them know ♪

♪ I've been feeling sad since my friend's away ♪

♪ I think I'll send a note ♪

♪ So that I can say ♪

♪ I miss you, I miss you ♪

♪ Oh, I miss you so when we're apart ♪

♪ I miss you, I miss you ♪

♪ You've got a special place in my heart ♪

♪ And then a letter from my friend arrived ♪

♪ When I opened it up, it read inside... ♪

♪ I miss you, I miss you ♪

♪ Oh, I miss you so when we're apart ♪

♪ I miss you, I miss you ♪

♪ You've got a special place ♪

♪ You've got a special place ♪

♪ You've got a special place in my heart. ♪

Ooh! Here, Riff.

Thanks, Noah.

Okay, here we go.

Ooh!

Let's play keep away!

All right!

Aww, man.

Brother.

What are you doing with your rocket, BJ?

Well, I don't think I'm going to need it anymore.

Riff has better things to do,

and a better friend to do 'em with.

BJ, just because Riff has made a new friend,

doesn't mean he stopped being your friend.

I don't know, Barney.

Riff and Noah both like building things

and playing croquet.

Well, that's right, BJ,

but you and Riff will always have

a very special friendship.

And what makes it so special...

is you.

Really, Barney? Uh-huh.

♪ You are special, you're the only one ♪

♪ You're the only one like you ♪

♪ There isn't another in the whole wide world ♪

♪ Who can do the things you do ♪

♪ 'Cause you are special ♪

♪ Special ♪

♪ Everyone is special ♪

♪ Everyone in his or her own way ♪

♪ Oh, you are special ♪

♪ Special ♪

♪ Everyone is special ♪

♪ Everyone in his or her own way... ♪

This is my trophy.

♪ You're important, oh, you really are ♪

♪ You're the only one like you ♪

♪ The world is better just because you're here ♪

♪ You should know that we love you ♪

♪ 'Cause you are special ♪

♪ Special ♪

♪ Everyone is special ♪

♪ Everyone in his or her own way ♪

(both giggle)

♪ Oh, you are special ♪

♪ Special ♪

♪ Everyone is special ♪

♪ Everyone in his or her own way ♪

Everyone?

♪ Everyone in his or her own way. ♪

Whoa. Oh.

You see, BJ, our friends are special to us,

and that's why we don't forget old friends

when we make new ones.

RIFFCome on, Noah!

(sighing)

Yeah, maybe, Barney.

Or maybe I ought to get a new friend of my own.

Step right up!

I got chocolate, chocolate chip,

chocolate-chocolate, chocolate chip

and tutti-frutti, too!

Hey.

That gives me a great idea!

(laughing)Oh, yeah!

Friend wanted.

Looking for a friend.

Step right up.

What are you doing, BJ?

Since Riff isn't my best friend anymore,

I figured I'd find a new one.

Okay, young lady.


First I need to ask a few questions.

Do you like jelly sandwiches?

Yeah, but I like bologna better.

Oh...

Well, okay, I need to talk to some other kids,

but I'll let you know.

Here's a prize anyway.

Thanks, BJ.

You're welcome.

Okay, next.

So...

do you like riding scooters?

Yeah, but, I've got

a sprained ankle

and I don't think I can ride for a few weeks.

Well, I'm not sure I can wait that long for a friend,

but here... you can have a prize anyhow.

Thanks.

Next, please.

Now then, do you like playing tag?

RIFFMm-hmm.

Kite-flying?

Uh-huh.

Cool. And what about making music?

Oh, you know I love that, Beej.

Riff?!

So, Beej, are you ready to play with me and Noah?

Really? You mean it?

Sure.

Riff told me you got a cool model rocket.

Maybe you could build it together.

Sure, all of us together.

We can help each other 'cause that's what friends do.

Come on, Riff, come on, Noah.

We're going to have so much fun.

BARNEYWait for me.

(shouting)

BARNEYTee-rific.

How high do you think it'll fly?

Maybe all the way up to the moon.

Oh, it can go very far-- with a little imagination.

Hey, let's pretend we're on it.

Yeah. Okay.

ALLTen, nine, eight, seven, six,

five, four, three, two, one...

Blastoff!

♪ Flying high in the sky ♪

♪ We'll look back and wave good-bye ♪

♪ As our spaceship is flying away ♪

♪ Past the Earth and the stars ♪

♪ We'll see Jupiter and Mars ♪

♪ As our spaceship is flying away ♪

♪ For it's --, lots of fun for you and me ♪

♪ BJ's the captain of the day ♪

♪ Hooray ♪

♪ When he leads the way, everything is A-okay ♪

♪ As our spaceship is flying away ♪

♪ Hip-hooray ♪

♪ Flying high in the sky

♪ We'll look back and wave good-bye ♪

♪ As our spaceship is flying back home ♪

♪ To the Earth and the stars ♪

♪ We'll see Jupiter and Mars ♪

♪ As our spaceship is flying back home ♪

♪ For it's -- ♪

♪ Lots of fun for you and me ♪

♪ Riff is the captain of the day ♪

♪ Hooray ♪

♪ When he leads the way, everything is A-okay ♪

♪ As our spaceship is flying back home ♪

♪ Hip-hooray. ♪

That was so much fun.

Bye. See ya, later. Bye-bye.

That was amazing.

Yeah, and I almost threw that rocket away.

Now, why would you do that?

Well, I kinda thought you forgot about me

'cause you had a new friend.

Oh, you don't forget an old friend

just because you have a new one.

That's what Barney said.

I guess there's always room for one more.

Friends?

Friends.

Friends indeed.

♪ I'm so happy you're the one

♪ That's here today having fun ♪

♪ Wherever we go, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you. ♪

Bye-bye.


(chuckles)

GIRLTime for Barney's music box.

Moo!

KIDS♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪

♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪

♪ And on this farm, he had a cow ♪

♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪

♪ With a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there ♪

♪ Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo-moo ♪

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪

♪ E-I-E-I-O. ♪

Moo!

Hey, Tracy, did you find him?

No, I looked everywhere.

How about you, Eva?

I didn't see him either.

I wonder

where he is.

Well, uh, who are we looking for?

KIDSBarney!

(chuckling)Oh, well, hi, everybody.

Whoa!

Oh, I hope I'm not late.

It's okay, Barney.

The movie doesn't start for another hour.

I can't wait.

We're going to have a ton of fun.

Oh... aw.

Whenever we're together, we have fun whatever we do.

♪ Today is a special day ♪

♪ Because we're all together ♪

We'll have a super-dee-duper time

because we're gonna have fun.

Whoa!

♪ Clap your hands ♪

♪ Run in place

Okay.

♪ Dance a silly dance ♪

(Baby Bop laughs)

♪ Make a funny face ♪

(Barney chuckles)

♪ Whatever we do, me and you ♪

♪ The one thing that we know is... ♪

ALL♪ We're gonna have fun, fun, fun ♪

♪ Fun with everyone ♪

♪ We're gonna play all day ♪

♪ We're gonna have fun together ♪

♪ Fun, fun, fun ♪

♪ Fun with everyone ♪

♪ We're gonna play all day ♪

♪ Together we're gonna have fun ♪

♪ Whatever we do, me and you ♪

♪ The one thing that we know is... ♪

ALL♪ We're gonna have fun, fun, fun ♪

♪ Fun with everyone ♪

ALL♪ We're gonna play all day ♪

♪ We're gonna have fun together ♪

♪ Fun, fun, fun ♪

♪ Fun with everyone ♪

ALL♪ We're gonna play all day ♪

♪ Together we're gonna have fun ♪

Ho!

♪ Together we're gonna have fun. ♪

(chuckles)

I got an idea.

Let's go to the movie early.

We could get a good seat.

Yeah. That's a great idea.

Come on. Goody, goody.

Okay, come on.

Oh, I can't wait.

Oh, hi, Ryan.

Hi, guys.

Well, come on, we're going to the movie.

I can't.

Is everything all right, Ryan?

(sighs)

I just found out my grandpa's coming today

and he wants to spend some time with me,

so I can't go to the movie.

Well, don't you want to see your grandpa?

Oh, yeah, sure, but not today.

Today I want to be with you guys.

BARNEYWell, Ryan...

♪ Sometimes in life, there are things you must do ♪

♪ Even though they're not your favorite things ♪

♪ Just smile, and who knows? ♪

♪ If you see things through ♪

♪ You could have some fun with them, too ♪

♪ We'd rather play outside, have a good time ♪

♪ Than do the things we need to do ♪

♪ We'd rather read a good book ♪

TRACY & TYLER♪ Go and visit the zoo ♪

ALL♪ These are the things that we want to do ♪

♪ Sometimes in life, there are things you must do ♪

♪ Even though they're not your favorite things ♪

♪ Just smile, and who knows? ♪

♪ If you see things through ♪

♪ You could have some fun with them, too ♪

♪ We'd rather ride our bikes around the park ♪


♪ Than do the things we need to do ♪

♪ We could play pretend ♪

♪ Build a castle or two ♪

ALL♪ These are the things that we want to do. ♪

But you know, doing the things we're supposed to do

makes you feel really good.

Doesn't it?

♪ Sometimes in life ♪

♪ There are things you must do ♪

♪ Even though they're not your favorite things ♪

♪ Just smile, and who knows? ♪

♪ If you see things through ♪

♪ You could have some fun with them, too! ♪

♪ That's right, you could have some fun with them, too! ♪

Whoa!

Oh, I'm sure your Grandpa's

looking forward to seeing you, Ryan.

Yeah, but I just wish he'd visit some other day,

cause now I'm stuck here, and that's no fun.

(strange birdcall)

Oh? Huh? What?

What was that, Barney?

Well, I don't quite know.

Hmm. Do you?

Let's look and see if we can find what made the sound.

(strange birdcall)

There it is again.

Grandpa? Is that you?

It's me, Ryan, my boy!

(laughs)

How 'bout a big hug?

BARNEYAww...

Why, you must be Ryan's friends.

Hello, Barney, hello, everyone. Oh, hi.

Hi! Hi! Hi!

Hi, Ryan's Grandpa.

I'm Baby Bop and this is Tyler and Tracy and Eva.

What were you doing over there?

Bird-watching, son.

I've been tracking a very rare, special bird for weeks now.

Is that why you're wearing a disguise?

What disguise? Oh.

(all laughing)

Just what sort of bird are you looking for?

Maybe we can help you find it.

Oh, it's a very rare creature, Barney.

I'm on the trail

of a silver-striped speckle-spotted silly goose.

ALLWhoa!

Let's see if we can find him, huh?

Yeah!

We'll start by making a silly goose call.

Oh? And what does that sound like?

Well, it's a sorta...

(honks)

...sound.

Honk!

Now, that's a wild an' wooly

wobbly warblin' woodpecker, Barney.

I see.

A silly goose goes...

(honks)

Sounds kinda silly to me.

Oh, it is!

A silly goose makes a silly sound.

What kind of silly sounds can you make?

Yup, that's pretty silly.

Let's make some silly sounds together!

Come on.

♪ Oh, silly sounds get sillier ♪

♪ When you hear them once again ♪

♪ And maybe you're hearing an echo ♪

♪ Or maybe it's only a friend ♪

♪ Me, oh, my! ♪

♪ Me, oh, my! ♪

♪ Diddle-daddle-doo ♪

♪ Diddle-daddle-doo ♪

♪ Ticka-tocka-tick-tock ♪

♪ Ticka-tocka-tick-tock ♪

♪ Cuckoo coo ♪

Cuckoo coo?

♪ Me, oh, my, diddle-daddle-doo ♪

♪ Ticka-tocka-tick-tock ♪

♪ Cuckoo coo! ♪

Those are silly.

Good job!

♪ Oh, silly sounds get sillier ♪

♪ When you hear them once again ♪

♪ And maybe you're hearing an echo ♪

♪ Or maybe it's only a friend ♪

♪ Pickle pie ♪

♪ Pickle pie ♪

♪ Cock-a-doodle-do ♪

♪ Cock-a-doodle-doo ♪

♪ Ticka-tocka-tick-tock ♪

♪ Ticka-tocka-tick-tock ♪

♪ Cuckoo coo ♪

♪ Cuckoo coo ♪

♪ Pickle pie ♪

♪ Cock-a-doodle-doo ♪


♪ Ticka-tocka-tick-tock ♪

♪ Cuckoo coo! ♪

Oh, great.

Oh, here we go again.

♪ Oh, silly sounds get sillier ♪

♪ When you hear them once again ♪

♪ And maybe you're hearing an echo ♪

♪ Or maybe it's only a friend ♪

♪ Hippidy-hi! ♪

♪ Hippidy-hi! ♪

♪ Yodel-odel-oo ♪

♪ Yodel-odel-oo ♪

♪ Ticka-tocka-tick-tock ♪

♪ Ticka-tocka-tick-tock ♪

♪ Cuckoo coo ♪

♪ Cuckoo coo ♪

♪ Hippidy-hi, yodle-odle-oo ♪

♪ Ticka-tocka-tick-tock, cuckoo coo! ♪

Oh, that was fun.

Whoa. Yay!

Oh, boy. Oh, boy!

Shh! I think I see something.

Is it a Silly Goose?

Could be.

Two wings. A tail.

Oh.

A silver stripe. Okay.

Wait!

No.

It's an airplane.

ALL (sighing)Oh.

Are you sure there's such a thing as a silly goose?

Oh, yes! It's a very special bird, Ryan, my boy.

Your best chance to catch one is when he's doing a happy dance.

Ooh, they dance, too?

Oh, they're fine dancers.

In the spring, you see 'em doing a dance like this.

Oh. Uh... Like this?

That's it, Barney!

And the more they dance...

The happier they get!

♪ Happy dancing in my shoes ♪

♪ Help me chase away the blues ♪

♪ Makes me feel just like I may... ♪

GRANDPA♪ Go happy dancin' all day ♪

♪ Happy dancing in my shoes... ♪

♪ Helps me chase away the blues ♪

♪ Makes me feel just like I may... ♪

♪ Go happy dancin' all day. ♪

Rub-a-dub... dub!

(cheering)

Look, Barney!

Over there by the pond!

Did you see it?

(chuckles)I sure did.

Shh. Shh.

KIDSShh.

Shh.

Oh.

Well, hey, wait for me!

ALLShh.

Sorry.

After all this searching,

I've finally found a silly goose.

And it was right here in the park, all along.

(laughs)

There it is... right there.

Grandpa, that's you.

It sure is.

I'm about the silliest goose I ever saw.

(laughter)

I think I see another silly goose.

Yeah, I guess I'm one of them, too.

(laughter) Oh, Ryan,

you sure have a great grandpa.

You're right.

He's something special.

Hey, Ryan, we still have time to get to the movies.

Maybe your grandpa can come, too.

Yeah.

Could you, Grandpa?

Why, I love a good movie!

(cheering)

Here we go.

Thanks for playing with us, Grandpa.

And I'm glad you came to visit because I love you.

And I love you, Ryan, my boy.

And I love you, too, Barney.

You helped make this a really special day.

Every day's a special day

when we share it with ones we love,

like friends and family

and you.

(to tune of "This Old Man")

♪ I love you, you love me ♪

♪ We're a happy family ♪

♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you ♪

♪ Won't you say you love me, too? ♪

♪ I love you, you love me

♪ We're best friends like friends should be ♪


♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you ♪

♪ Won't you say you love me, too? ♪

(chuckles)I do.

Come on, everybody.

The movie's going to be great.

Yeah! Oh, I can't wait.

Come on, let's go!

Goodie, goodie, I can't wait.

Oh! I'll save you a seat, Barney!

Okay, I'll see you soon.
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