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11x11 - Big As Barney/No, No, No!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.

11x11 - Big As Barney/No, No, No!

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( to tune of "Yankee Doodle" )

♪ Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination ♪

♪ And when he's tall, he's what we call a dinosaur sensation ♪

♪ Barney's friends are big and small ♪

♪ They come from lots of places ♪

♪ After school, they meet to play ♪

♪ And sing with happy faces

♪ Barney shows us lots of things ♪

♪ Like how to play pretend

♪ ABCs and --s and how to be a friend ♪

♪ Barney comes to play with us whenever we may need him ♪

♪ Barney can be your friend, too ♪

♪ If you just make-believe him. ♪

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Oh, great. My kite's stuck.

Whoa! It's pretty high up there.

How are we going to get it down?

Let me try.

I got it! I got it!

I... I can't get it.

Thanks for trying, Ryan.

I wonder if there's anyone else who could help?

Whoa! Hello, there!

Barney! Barney!

Hi, Laura. Hi, Tracy. Hi, Ryan.

Am I glad to see you.

My kite's stuck up in the tree, and I can't get it down.

Can you help?

Well, I can try.

I tried to reach it, but I couldn't.

That was a very nice thing to do, Ryan.

Maybe, if I give it an extra big,

super-dee-duper high jump...

Okay, now.

step back, everyone.

Here I go.

ALLWhoa!

That was amazing!

Thanks.

Thanks, Barney. You're the best.

Well, you're very welcome, Laura.

Can you stay and play with us for a little while?

I always have time to play with friends!

What should we play?

How about a little clapping game?

Here's one I learned

from our good friend, Mr. Knickerbocker!

Now, watch me, and do what I do.

♪ Hey, Mr. Knickerbocker, boppity bop ♪

♪ I like-a the way that you boppity bop ♪

♪ I like-a the way that you boppity bop with your hands ♪

Oh, that's it.

Doo-doo-doo.

♪ Hey, Mr. Knickerbocker, boppity bop ♪

♪ I like-a the way that you boppity bop ♪

♪ I like-a the way that you boppity bop with your mouth ♪

♪ Hey, Mr. Knickerbocker, boppity bop ♪

♪ I like-a the way that you boppity bop ♪

♪ Hey, Mr. Knickerbocker, boppity bop ♪

♪ I like-a the way that you boppity bop ♪

♪ Hey, Mr. Knickerbocker, boppity bop ♪

♪ I like-a the way that you boppity bop ♪

♪ Hey, Mr. Knickerbocker, boppity bop ♪

♪ I like-a the way that you boppity bop! ♪

Whoa! Good job, everyone!

Boy, Barney, you sure know some great games.

Well, thank you, Ryan.

I know some jokes, too.

Like... Uh... Knock-knock!

Who's there?

The cow says.

The cow says who?

Actually, the cow says, "Moo."

The owl says, "Hoo."

You sing, you dance, you make us laugh.

You do just about everything.

Hi, guys.

Hi, David.

Whoa! I can't stop!

Hold on! I got you! There ya go.

Oh! Thanks, Barney! You're welcome.

You can even save roller skaters from crashing.

You're the greatest.

See ya! Bye, David. Be careful.

Barney, you're perfect!

And purple!

You're perfectly purple!

Oh, thanks.

♪ Oh, the loveliest color that I ever found ♪

♪ Is purple, oh, perfectly purple ♪

♪ I see it everywhere if I look around ♪

♪ On a perfectly purple day

♪ There are purple flowers and butterflies ♪

♪ And purple plums on trees

♪ Purple pants and purple shirts ♪

♪ And purple grape juice for me ♪

♪ Oh, the loveliest color that I ever found ♪

♪ Is purple, perfectly purple

♪ I see it everywhere if I look around ♪

♪ On a perfectly purple day


♪ We pop our lips when we say purple ♪

♪ It's fun to say again and again ♪

♪ And of course there's Barney and we all know ♪

♪ Purple is a great big friend

♪ Oh, the loveliest color that I ever found ♪

♪ Is purple, perfectly purple

♪ I see it everywhere if I look around ♪

♪ On a perfectly purple

♪ A perfectly purple

♪ A perfectly purple day!

Oh!

Yeah.

(kids cheering) Well, thank you!

Thank you very much!

Come on, let's play some more!

Oh, that's super-dee-duper!

Let's go.

Man, I wish I was like Barney.

Ryan, I think everybody wishes that!

Yeah, I could be just like Barney!

What are you talking about?

Are you ready, Tracy?

I'm ready, Barney.

Okay, here it comes.

Thanks. Here you go, Laura .

Wait! Look at Ryan.

What are you doing?

And why are you dressed like that?

I want to be like Barney.

Well, you look really funny.

I do? Does it make you want to laugh?

Yeah, I guess it does.

That's a very nice color.

Purple has always been one of my favorites.

Thanks. Now I'm going to sing a little song

and dance a little dance.

Okay.

♪ When I feel happy, I can smile ♪

♪ The biggest smile I know

♪ Then you can see my "happies" show ♪

♪ Come on, everybody!

All right.

ALL♪ Ha-ha-ha, hee-hee-hee

♪ Come on, get silly and laugh with me ♪

♪ Giggle, gaggle wiggle, waggle, h*-h*-h*! ♪

♪ When you're feeling happy let it show! ♪

Oh, come on.

♪ I've got the sillies, and when you get them ♪

♪ You'll be silly like me

♪ I can't stop laughing, as you can see ♪

(Barney laughing)

♪ Ha-ha-ha, hee-hee-hee

♪ Come on, get silly and laugh with me ♪

♪ Giggle, gaggle, wiggle, waggle ♪ ♪ h*-h*-h*!

♪ When you get the sillies, let it show! ♪

(Barney laughing)

♪ Ha-ha-ha, hee-hee-hee

♪ Come on, get silly and laugh with me ♪

♪ Giggle-gaggle, ♪ wiggle-waggle, h*-h*-h*

♪ When you're feeling happy

♪ Feeling happy

♪ When you've got the sillies

♪ Got the sillies

♪ When you've got a tickle

♪ Got a tickle

♪ Let... it... show!

(song ends)

That was tee-rific, Ryan!

You think that was good, wait till you see this.

BARNEYOkay.

What are you doing now, Ryan?

If your kite's stuck in a tree, I'm the guy to see!

I sing, I dance, I tell jokes.

(clears throat)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don't know, Ryan.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because his blue ones were in the wash!

(Ryan laughing)

Wait a minute, that's not right.

Because he... wanted to see time fly?

No... because he...

He wanted to get to the other side.

Oh, yeah. That's right.

Whoo-hoo! Look at me!

Don't worry! I'll save you!

BARNEYIs everyone all right?

Yeah. I saved David.

Uh, actually, Ryan, I didn't need saving this time.

Oh, sorry.

It's okay.

See you later.

ALLBye, David.

See you soon.

Ryan, you're acting very different today.

Is everything okay?

Oh, yeah. Fine.

Great.

Hmm.

Why don't you come play ball with us?


Here. Catch!

No. I think I'll just go home now.

LAURAOops, the ball!

Sorry.

Can you see it, Laura?

Yeah, I can see it, but it's way under there.

I'm not going under there.

It's dirty.

Well, uh, maybe I can get it.

Let's see, now, if I just go like...

Oh, uh, maybe if I try this like...

Oh, I'm afraid I can't reach it.

I'm just a little too big.

Here, let me see if I can get it.

Okay.

Be careful, Ryan.

Uh-huh.

Can you see it?

Yeah, I almost got it.

Oh, Ryan.

Whoa.

Here you go.

Great, Ryan! Good job! Oh!

Oh, thank you, Ryan.

I didn't do anything special.

Actually, you did something very special.

What? I was just trying to help.

And that was very special.

Friends who help friends are quite special indeed.

♪ You are special, you're the only one ♪

♪ You're the only one like you ♪

♪ There isn't another in the whole wide world ♪

♪ Who can do the things you do. ♪

♪ úCause you are special, special ♪

♪ Everyone is special

♪ Everyone in his or her own way ♪

♪ Oh, you are special, special ♪

♪ Everyone is special

♪ Everyone in his or her own way ♪

This is my trophy.

♪ You're important, oh, you really are ♪

♪ You're the only one like you ♪

♪ The world is better just because you're here ♪

♪ You should know that we love you ♪

♪ 'Cause you are special, special ♪

♪ Everyone is special

♪ Everyone in his or her own way ♪

♪ Oh, you are special, special ♪

♪ Everyone is special

♪ Everyone in his or her own way ♪

ALLEveryone?

♪ Everyone in his or her own way. ♪

Whoa.

Oh, boy.

Oh... I just wanted to help--

the way Barney does.

You don't have to be Barney to be special.

To be special, you just have to be...

who you are.

Thanks, everybody.

I guess I am pretty special...

'cause I have friends like you.

That's right, Ryan.

There's no one quite like you-- or you--

and I'm very happy that you're my friend.

♪ I'm so happy you're the one

♪ That's here today, having fun ♪

♪ Wherever we go, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you. ♪

Well, bye-bye.

(laughing)

(music box playing)

GIRLTime for Barney's Music Box.

(Barney chuckling)

(mooing)

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm

♪ E-I-E-I-O

♪ And on this farm he had a cow ♪

♪ E-I-E-I-O

♪ With a moo, moo here and a moo, moo there ♪

♪ Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo, moo ♪

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm

♪ E-I-E-I-O.

(moos)

Oh, boy, oh, boy!

Oh, this is so exciting.

Oh, hi, there.

Good to see you.

Looks like lots of people

are working in the park today.


Oh, hi, there.

Hey, Barney! Hi, Barney!

Hold on, everybody!

Oh, no, no, no!

That sign means no riding here till the sidewalk is repaired.

Oh. Oh.

Okay. Then, I'll go play on the swings.

No, no, Sissy.

They're working on the swings, too.

Hey, I know.

Let's take a ride around the neighborhood.

That's a great idea, BJ!

That sounds like fun.

Oh, can I come, too?

No, no, Sissy.

You're not fast enough to keep up

with us big guys.

Ooh, that makes me so mad!

No riding with them, no playing on the swings.

No this, no that!

This day is no fun! Ooh!

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, I'm really, really mad ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, she's really mad today ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, I'm really, really mad ♪

♪ But if you take some slow breaths ♪

♪ Your mad will go away

Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe.

Oh, that didn't work.

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, I'm really, really mad ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, she's really mad today ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, I'm really, really mad ♪

♪ But if you march around the park ♪

Huh?

♪ Your mad will go away

March, march, march, march. That's it.

It's not working.

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, I'm really, really mad ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, she's mad and that's okay ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, I'm really, really mad ♪

♪ But if I sing this song again, la-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ My mad will go away

♪ La, la, la, la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la-la-la-la-la-la, ooh! ♪

(grumbling)

Ooh!

Oh, hi, Baby Bop.

Remember, no running in the caboose.

"No, no, no!"

I wish that word would go away!

And no yelling inside.

Oh! Ooh!

You know, that reminds me of something

that happened to a little girl long ago.

Wow!

Wow, where am I?

Ooh, who am I?

Once upon a time, a girl named Cinderella

lived with her two messy stepbrothers.

She never got to play because she always had

to clean up after them.

Boys!

She would sing and dance and that made working fun.

(humming)

♪ Clean up, clean up, everybody, everywhere ♪

♪ Clean up, clean up, everybody do your share ♪

♪ Clean up, clean up, everybody everywhere ♪

That's such a mess.

♪ Clean up, clean up, everybody do your share ♪

(sneezes) Ooh!

(coughs)

♪ Clean up, clean up, everybody, everywhere ♪

♪ Clean up, clean up, everybody do your share ♪

I tried so hard.

(sighs) Finished.

Did you hear the big news?

The Prince is throwing a royal ball

and everyone's invited.

Me, too?!

Uh, that's a big no.

You have to wear your best ball clothes.

And you don't have any.

So what are we going to wear, brother?

Well, it's a royal ball,

so you wear a royal baseball glove.

Come on, Cinderella.

Help us find our stuff.

And so Cinderella helped her stepbrothers

get ready for the ball.

Are you sure I can't go, too?

No ball...

No ball clothes...

BOTHNo way to get there.

Uh!

And you need to clean this place up.

Ay-yi-yi!

Why does everybody tell me no?

And then something magical happened.

A beautiful fairy godmother appeared.

BABY BOPOh!

Wow, how did she do that?


I'm here to grant your wish, Cinderella.

Really? Well, I wish the word "No" would go away.

♪ No running in the house

♪ No jumping on the bed

♪ Seems like "No" is the only word in my head ♪

♪ There's so many rules and only just one day ♪

♪ Seems like "no" always gets in my way ♪

♪ Nobody likes to hear "No, no, no" ♪

♪ When you do, you feel so, so, so ♪

♪ Every time you want to just go, go, go ♪

♪ Somebody who loves you says, "No, no, no" ♪

♪ No, no, no, no-no-no-no

♪ No spoiling your dinner, no playing in the mud ♪

♪ 'Cause you might get dirt all over Mommy's rug ♪

♪ There's so many rules and only just one day ♪

♪ Seems like "No" always gets in my way ♪

♪ Nobody likes to hear "No, no, no" ♪

♪ When you do, you feel so, so, so ♪

♪ Every time you want to just go, go, go ♪

♪ Somebody who loves you says, "No, no, no" ♪

♪ No, no, no, no-no-no-no

♪ Sometimes "No" means "Don't worry so much" ♪

♪ It can mean that something's hot to the touch ♪

♪ You can have no problems, no waiting in line ♪

♪ Sometimes "No" can be incredibly fine ♪

♪ Nobody likes to hear "No, no, no" ♪

♪ When you do, you feel so, so, so ♪

♪ Every time you want to just go, go, go ♪

♪ Somebody who loves you

♪ And you know that they love you ♪

♪ 'Cause someone who loves you

♪ Says, "No, no, no."

Well, I can't make a word go away,

but I can help you go to the ball.

Well, I don't know how to play ball.

My dear, a royal ball is a dance.

Really? I love to dance, but I don't have anything to wear.

With a wave of her magic wand,

the fairy godmother made Cinderella look like a real princess.

Oh! Oh, look at me!

The spell will end at midnight, so be sure to leave the ball

before the clock strikes :.

Oh, wait,

you forgot something!

Oh, I have no way to get to the ball!

Now, let's see if I can help with that.

(chuckles)

This should do.

There.

And... whoa!

Oh, Goody!

I'm going to the ball!

(owl hooting)

BARNEYMeanwhile, at the royal ball...

Okay, your Royalness, we're ready.

Let's play ball!

No, no, no, no, no.

I don't want to play ball, I want to dance.

Is there anyone here who knows how to dance?

I do, Your Highness.

Then let's dance the royal dance.

Okay. Thank you.

♪ There's a new dance craze sweeping the country ♪

♪ And it's called "The Dino Dance" ♪

♪ It's a lot of fun and we all hope ♪

♪ You'll give it a chance

♪ Are you ready now?

♪ 'Cause it goes like this

♪ Whoa! Watch me now

♪ First, you hop, hop all over the place ♪

Like this.

♪ Shake your dino tail while you make a funny face ♪

(chuckles)

♪ Everybody start twisting and turning ♪

♪ We'll have a lot of fun while we're learning ♪

♪ To do the dino dance

♪ It's a lot of fun as you can see ♪

♪ A dance just right for you and me ♪

♪ So come on and dance

I've got happy feet!

I feel a dance coming on! Whoo!

♪ First you hop, hop, hop

You got it.

♪ All over the place

♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah

♪ Shake your dino tail, shake, shake ♪

♪ While you make a funny face

I see you.

♪ Everybody start twisting and turning ♪

♪ We'll have a lot of fun while we're learning ♪

Here we go.

♪ To do the dino dance ♪ Oh, yeah!

♪ We're gonna do the dino dance. ♪

Whoa, somebody stop me!

(laughs)

(clock bell tolling)

Oh! (gasps)

(gasps)

Cinderella, you have to go.

Oh, no, not yet.


Can't I stay a little longer?

No, no, no.

You better run before it's too late.

(bell tolling continues)

Oh, no!

(gasping)

Oh-oh.

Hey, look, that's not a princess.

It's just Cinderella.

Oh, I'm sorry, Prince. I'll go.

No, please stay. I like you just the way you are.

Can we keep dancing?

No problem, (laughs)

Your Highness.

And so Cinderella learned that sometimes the word "No"

can be a very good thing.

No kidding.

And Cinderella and the Prince danced happily ever after.

The end.

Oh, I like that story, Barney.

I guess the word "No" isn't all bad.

No kidding.

Hey, sissy, we've been looking for you.

Yeah. Want to play ball with us?

I don't know.

Am I too little?

No, no, no, no, no.

I am starting to like this word "No."

Thank you so much, Barney.

I do love a happy ending

just as much I love you.

ALLAw...

( to tune of "This Old Man" )

♪ I love you, you love me

♪ We're a happy family

♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you ♪

♪ Won't you say you love me, too? ♪

Aw, I do love you, Barney.

♪ I love you, you love me

♪ We're best friends like friends should be ♪

♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you ♪

♪ Won't you say you love me, too? ♪

BABY BOPGroup hug!

Come on. Let's play some more.

Let's go. Okay.

Have fun. I'll see you later.

Bye, Barney!

Bye now. See you soon.