11x14 - Best In Show/The Chase

[bunniefuu]

(to tune of "Yankee Doodle")

♪ Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination ♪

♪ And when he's tall, he's what we call a dinosaur sensation ♪

♪ Barney's friends are big and small ♪

♪ They come from lots of places ♪

♪ After school, they meet to play ♪

♪ And sing with happy faces

♪ Barney shows us lots of things ♪

♪ Like how to play pretend

♪ ABCs and --s and how to be a friend ♪

♪ Barney comes to play with us whenever we may need him ♪

♪ Barney can be your friend, too ♪

♪ If you just make-believe him. ♪

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(kids panting, laughing)

Safe. Oh, that was so much fun.

That was great. That was so fun.

What'll we do now?

I don't know.

How about follow the leader?

Nah, I don't want to play that.

I wonder if Barney knows any other games.

Whoa-ho!

KIDSHey, Barney!

Oh, hi, everybody.

(chuckles)

What are you doing?

We don't know; we can't decide.

Do you know any games we can play?

Now, let's see.

Oh, there's leapfrog.

(chuckling)Whoa!

Oh, and jump rope.

That's always fun.

Oh, look.

BARNEYHmm...

Oh, tiddlywinks or duck duck goose... and tag.

(chuckling)Hey, where did everybody go?

RACHELOh, cool dog.

Can we pet her? Sure.

Hi, Barney.

Oh, hi, Susan.

Hi, guys.

Hello.

Hi, BJ. Hi, Baby Bop.

Oh, is this your dog?

Yep, her name's Pilgrim.

Oh, hi, pretty Pilgrim.

BJMan, she's awesome.

Wish I had a dog like this.

Well, would you like to watch her while I mail these letters?

Oh, would I?

That'd be great.

Well, thanks. I'll be right back.

No hurry.

Take your time.

Bye. Bye, Susan.

Hey ya, Pilgrim, how are you, girl?

Oh, she sure is a great dog.

Isn't she, Barney?

Oh, she sure is, and if she could talk,

she'd probably say the same about you.

♪ Our animal friends have special voices ♪

♪ Just like you and me

♪ If our animal friends could talk and sing ♪

♪ What fun the world would be

ALL♪ What fun the world would be ♪

Oh!

♪ If a big brown dog could sing a song ♪

♪ What song would he sing?

ALL♪ If a big brown dog could sing a song ♪

♪ He'd sing "Woof, woof, woof!" ♪

♪ He'd bark until he raised the roof ♪

♪ With a "Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!" (barking)

(Barney and BJ laugh)

BARNEYGood dog. Good dog.

♪ If a little dog could laugh out loud ♪

♪ Just how would she laugh?

ALL♪ If a little dog could laugh out loud ♪

♪ She'd laugh "Yip, yip, yip!"

♪ She'd run and skip and bark

♪ "Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip!" ♪

ALL♪ Our animal friends have special voices ♪

♪ Just like you and me

♪ If our animal friends could talk and sing ♪

♪ What fun the world would be

♪ What fun the world would be. ♪

Good dog.

I'm back.

How was Pilgrim?

Oh, she was terrific.

Oh, good.

Well, we have to run some errands.

See you later.

ALLBye, Pilgrim.

Bye, Pilgrim.

Oh.

OLIVIAOoh, ooh, ooh,

I've got an idea.

What if we bring our own dogs to the park


and we can have a pet show?

Oh! Awesome!

We can have a super-dee-duper dog show.

Oh, oh!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and we could have a doggy parade.

And we can dress them up for a costume contest.

Yeah! Then we can pick the best one of all.

Let's do it! Oh, that might be hard to do.

I'm sure they're all winners.

We'll let you decide.

You can be the judge.

(chuckling)Okay.

That'll be tee-riffic!

Oh, and I'll give out the prize.

BABY BOPOh, goody. Come on.

Let's go get our dogs.

Come on, guys, let's go.

There's going to be a prize.

Well, Sissy, looks like we're the only ones without a pet.

What are we going to do?

Uh... I have a doggy.

Wha... Y...

You do?

Uh-huh.

And wait till you see him.

He's so cute.

I'll be right back.

Don't go away.

Okay. Oh.

Barney, guess I'm the only one without a dog...

and I'd sure like to have one.

I know it can be hard when you really want something, BJ.

Yeah, I'll say.

Boy, I wish I had a dog.

♪ I keep wishing that my wishes ♪

♪ Would happen right away ♪

♪ But every time I make a wish it seems I have to wait ♪

♪ Wait, wait, wait, wait

♪ Sometimes things don't happen exactly as we want ♪

♪ Seems I'm wasting time just waiting here ♪

♪ To see how it turns out

♪ I keep wishing that my wishes ♪

♪ Would happen right away

♪ But every time I make a wish it seems I have to wait ♪

Oh, I know, BJ.

♪ Why can't things happen? ♪

♪ Why can't they just appear? ♪

♪ It's hard to wait, anticipating ♪

♪ That it might take years

♪ I keep wishing that my wishes ♪

♪ Would happen right away ♪

♪ But every time I make a wish it seems I have to wait ♪

♪ Wishing that my wishes would happen right away ♪

♪ But every time I make a wish it seems I have to wait. ♪

Oh, it'll be okay.

(BJ groans)

Okay, we're all set.

Welcome, everyone, to our dog show.

Yay!

Now, let's see the dogs.

This is my dog Chula.

(applauding)

BARNEYOh, hi, Chula.

And this is Flash.

Flash.

Wow.

And this is my dog Coco.

Oh, Coco, so pretty.

And this is good old Lucky.

Go get 'em, Lucky. (BJ laughs)

And here's my dog Fluffy.

(kids and Barney laughing)

Well, that's an unusual dog.

Yes, 'cause it's imbizzivul.

That means you can't see it 'cause it's pretend.

Oh!

Whoa! Whoa, Fluffy!

Heel, boy, heel!

(chuckles) Ooh.

Well, as official dog show judge,

I think it's time to see the tricks the dogs can do.

(chuckles)

Teeter...

BARNEY & KIDS♪ You don't have to be a cute ball of fuzz ♪

♪ To do all the tricks my doggy does ♪

♪ Let's all bark-- ruff, ruff-- because ♪

♪ It's fun to do the tricks my little dog does ♪

Oh, wait, wait.

Ooh, good Fluffy.

♪ Good little doggy

♪ You don't have to be a cute ball of fuzz ♪

♪ To do all the tricks my doggy does ♪

♪ Let's all bark-- ruff, ruff-- because ♪

♪ It's fun to do the tricks my little dog does ♪

Oh, yeah.

Tunnel.

Good girl.

BARNEYAw.

♪ Good little doggy

♪ You don't have to be a cute ball of fuzz ♪


♪ To do all the tricks my doggy does ♪

♪ Let's all bark-- ruff, ruff-- because ♪

♪ It's fun to do the tricks

♪ My little dog does Jump! Whoa! Good!

♪ Let's all bark-- ruff, ruff-- because ♪ And through the tunnel.

Round the tunnel. That's good. ♪ It's fun to do the tricks

♪ My little dog does. Yay, Fluffy!

You did it. (laughs)

Well, that was tee-riffic.

Now let's get ready for the costume contest.

Yeah, let's go. Okay, good luck.

Let's go, come on.

Oh, man, I wish I had a dog.

What's going on, Barney?

Oh, uh, we're having a dog show.

Oh, what fun.

Uh-huh.

But you know, I saw BJ over there

and he was looking a little sad.

I'm afraid he is.

He wishes he was part of the show,

but he doesn't have a dog of his own.

Oh.

Well, maybe I can help.

Hi, BJ.

Hi, Susan.

Hi, Pilgrim.

You know, I was wondering if you would like

to enter Pilgrim in the show for me.

Really?

You mean it?

Sure.

Oh, thanks. I'll take real good care of her.

Oh, I know you will.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Got to dress her up a little.

There you go, Pilgrim. (BJ laughing)

Good Pilgrim. Perfect.

Well, come on, everyone, find a seat.

(giggling)Okay,

now it's time for the Costume Contest!

(kids cheer and applaud) Whoa!

First we have Rachel and Chula in basketball jerseys.

And Olivia and Flash are dressed like ladybugs.

Oh, my.

Eva and Coco are pretty ballerinas!

(applause)

Ryan and Lucky look like they're going fishing!

Oh, and here's Baby Bop and her invisible dog

(kids laugh) with matching bows.

Oh.

And last, but not least,

BJ and Pilgrim with matching caps!

Hi, guys!

(kids cheering)

Come on, Pilgrim.

Now it's time for the last part of our show...

the Big Parade of Dogs!

Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

♪ The parade goes marching by

♪ Every dog is going to try ♪

♪ To be the best one in the show ♪

BABY BOP♪ They're keeping up the pace ♪

♪ With a very happy face

♪ As they march, march, march

♪ To and fro

BJ♪ Every dog is just so smart ♪

♪ And they all have done their part ♪

♪ Everyone of them is special, yes, indeed ♪

ALL♪ We're having lots of fun

♪ Yes, we'll march until we're done ♪

♪ We just can't wait to see

♪ Who the Best In Show will be

BARNEY♪ Yes it's just so hard to know ♪

♪ Who will be the Best In Show

♪ They all seem like they're winners, yes, indeed ♪

ALL♪ We're having lots of fun

♪ Now the parade is almost done ♪

♪ We just can't wait to see

♪ Who the Best In Show will be! ♪

Okay, Barney...

who wins the very best dog of all?

Yeah. Well, uh, let me add up the scores here.

And average out the average and...

Oh!

Now how about that!

What is it, Barney?

Well, it looks like all the dogs are winners!

And that means...

First Place for everyone!

Whoa.

All right!

Yay. Thanks, Barney.

Pilgrim had a lot of fun, BJ.

Oh, she's a really great dog.

She is, and she sure likes you.

Maybe I can bring her to the park sometime

and you can play with her.

How'd that be? Oh,

that'd be fantastic!


Thanks for taking such good care of her.

No problem!

Oh, thank you all for sharing your dogs with us.

Our pets are our friends...

and a friend is a very special thing, indeed.

♪ I'm so happy you're the one

♪ That's here today having fun

♪ Wherever we go, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

ALL♪ Everything's better with a friend ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you. ♪

Bye-bye. (giggling)

GIRLTime for Barney's Music Box!

♪ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands ♪

♪ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands ♪

♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪

♪ And you really want to show it ♪

♪ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! ♪

(sighs)

Feels like it's been raining for days...

Weeks.

Months.

Years.

For a long time, anyway.

What're you looking at?

KIDSHey, Barney!

Hi, everyone.

We were looking at the rain.

We wanted to play outside, but it was too wet.

But the rain is very good for the flowers and the trees.

But not so good for us.

Well...

what if these raindrops were made out of lemon drops

and gumdrops?

(all laugh)

That'd be different!

NATHANI'd like that!

They can be, if we use our imaginations.

(chuckles)

♪ If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops ♪

♪ Oh, what a rain that would be ♪

♪ Standing outside with my mouth open wide ♪

ALL♪ Ah ah-ah, ah ah-ah, ah ah-ah ah ♪

♪ If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops ♪

♪ Oh, what a rain that would be... ♪

That's better.

♪ If all the snowflakes were candy bars and milkshakes ♪

♪ Oh, what a snow that would be ♪

ALL♪ Standing outside with my mouth open wide ♪

♪ Ah ah-ah, ah ah-ah, ah ah-ah ah ♪

♪ If all the snowflakes were candy bars and milkshakes ♪

♪ Oh, what a snow that would be ♪

♪ If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops ♪

♪ Oh, what a rain that would be ♪

♪ Standing outside with my mouth open wide ♪

ALL♪ Ah ah-ah, ah ah-ah, ah ah-ah ah ♪

♪ If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops ♪

♪ Oh, what a rain that would be! ♪

(all laugh)

That was great, Barney.

Oh, man...

it's still raining.

And we still can't play outside.

But there are other things we can do.

Like what?

Like, uh... make some music!

ALLYeah!

Let's go see what we have here.

Ooh, I want to play the bongos!

Me, too! Me, too!

And me, too!

Hold on, everybody.

You don't all have to play the bongos.

There are some other instruments,

like this bell...

or this triangle...

Or the xylophone.

But I want to play the bongos!

VICTORI asked first.

But I want to. So do I!

Hmm, uh,

maybe we should do something else...

like make some lunch!

KIDSYeah!

I know!

We could have a pretend restaurant!

With menus...

And waiters and customers!

Oh, and of course,

we'll need a chef-- that's who cooks the food.

I want to be the chef!

Me, too!


No, me!

What about me?

Hmm, it looks like everyone wants to be a chef today.

I'm not sure how that's going to work.

We could end up with a real mishmash.

BARNEYI think we have everything we need.

(giggling)Oh!

♪ I was standing in the kitchen talking to my friends ♪

♪ And we decided to make a special soup ♪

♪ It would be real different ♪

♪ 'Cause it would have something from each food group ♪

ALL♪ And we're gonna call it mishmash soup ♪

♪ And we don't know how it's gonna taste ♪

♪ It's gonna look a little weird ♪

♪ And seem a little strange ♪

♪ But we won't let it go to waste ♪

♪ So, in goes some bread ♪

♪ And then a little milk ♪

♪ Now don't forget some fish ♪

♪ And the fruits and the veggies that we put in next ♪

♪ Will make it a very special dish ♪

ALL♪ And we're gonna call it mishmash soup ♪

♪ And we don't know how it's gonna taste ♪

♪ It's gonna look a little weird ♪

♪ And seem a little strange

♪ But we won't let it go to waste ♪

♪ No, we won't let it go to waste. ♪

See, a few more things.

Here's another fish.

And another.

Plus this one. And this one.

And I think it's ready now.

Uh, who are we going to serve this to?

Yeah, if everyone is the chef...

There's nobody to eat the food.

Uh-oh, we don't have any customers in our restaurant.

(all groan)

This is a little like what happened

with the bongos, isn't it?

What do you mean, Barney?

Well, you all wanted to play the same instrument

at the same time, and because of that,

no one got to play any music.

That reminds me of what happened to the rabbit

and the coyote and the moose and the bear.

ALLWhat coyote? What moose?

What rabbit? What bear?

What are you talking about?

Well, it's a very old story

told by Native Americans called the Kootenai people.

Have a seat and I'll tell you the story.

Yeah. Yeah. Great.

Sounds like fun. So, uh, comfy?

KIDSYeah. Okay.

Our story begins deep in a forest

where there once lived a coyote.

One day, the coyote was taking a nap,

when a bunny hurried by.

I wonder where Bunny's going so fast.

Uh-oh, maybe there's a storm coming. I better go, too.

("Flight of the Bumblebee" plays)

(both panting)

Meanwhile, in another part of the forest,

Moose was doing his exercises, when suddenly...

Where's Bunny going so fast?

And why is Coyote chasing after her?

Oh, no, there must be a fire.

I better run, too.

(metal clanks)

("Flight of the Bumblebee" continues)

(all panting)

Not far from there, Bear was fishing

in a cool stream, when...

Where's Bunny going?

And why are Coyote and Moose with her?

There must be something terrible chasing them.

I better run, too.

("Flight of the Bumblebee" continues)

Before long, Bear caught up with Moose

who was so tired

he had to stop.

Why are you running, Moose?

(panting)I was following Coyote.

We'd better ask Coyote what's wrong.

Come on!

Okay.

("Flight of the Bumblebee" resumes)

Just ahead, they found Coyote.

Like Moose, she'd gotten so tired,

she just had to stop.

(panting)Why were you running, Coyote?

When I saw Bunny go by,

I followed her.

We better ask Bunny why she's running.

Come on.

(all panting)

("Flight of the Bumblebee" resumes)

But they didn't find Bunny until they got to her house.

Well, hello, Coyote and Moose and Bear.

What are you doing here?


We saw you running all through the forest.

So we ran, too.

Is a storm coming?

Is there a fire?

Is something chasing us?

Please tell us.

ALLWhy were we running?

(laughing)

I don't know about you,

but I needed to pick carrots out of my garden.

(all groaning)

KIDSGreat story, Barney.

I liked it. Thanks, Barney.

You're very welcome.

I can't believe all those animals

chasing after the rabbit.

They weren't even thinking

about what they were doing.

They were just chasing that silly rabbit for no reason.

Kinda like what we were doing.

We all wanted to play the bongos like Victor.

And we all wanted to be the chef,

just because Victor was.

We don't all need to do exactly the same thing,

do we, Barney?

No, you don't, Nathan.

You can all do different things,

because you're all different.

That's what makes you so special.

(giggles)

♪ You are special, you're the only one ♪

♪ You're the only one like you

♪ There isn't another in the whole wide world ♪

♪ Who can do the things you do

ALL♪ 'Cause you are special, special ♪

♪ Everyone is special

♪ Everyone in his or her own way ♪

♪ Oh, you are special, special

♪ Everyone is special

♪ Everyone in his or her own way... ♪

Wow!

BARNEY♪ You're important, oh, you really are ♪

♪ You're the only one like you

♪ The world is better just because you're here ♪

♪ You should know that we love you ♪

ALL♪ 'Cause you are special, special ♪

♪ Everyone is special

♪ Everyone in his or her own way ♪

♪ Oh, you are special, special

♪ Everyone is special

♪ Everyone in his or her own way ♪

KIDSEveryone?

ALL♪ Everyone in his or her own way. ♪

Whoa! (all laughing)

Oh, boy, oh, boy!

Barney's right.

We can do lots of different things.

(kids agreeing)

So what do we do now?

I know, we can make music.

And this time we can choose different instruments.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

That's a wonderful idea, Tracy.

I'll play the xylophone.

I'll go for the triangle.

I'll go for these bells.

And I'll play the bongos.

There are many different things we can do,

because we're all different,

and that's why I love you.

(kids play "I Love You" to tune of "This Old Man")

♪ I love you, you love me

♪ We're a happy family

♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you ♪

♪ Won't you say you love me, too? ♪

♪ I love you, you love me

♪ We're best friends, like friends should be ♪

♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you ♪

♪ Won't you say you love me, too? ♪

Oh, I do.

Hey, look!

It stopped raining.

Great! Let's go play.

(all agreeing) Okay.

Bye, now, I'll see you soon. Bye, Barney!

Oh, I had fun today, bye!