11x20 - Riff's Musical Zoo/Riff's Musical Zoo

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.
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11x20 - Riff's Musical Zoo/Riff's Musical Zoo

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( to tune of "Yankee Doodle" )

♪ Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination ♪

♪ And when he's tall, he's what we call a dinosaur sensation ♪

♪ Barney's friends are big and small ♪

♪ They come from lots of places ♪

♪ After school, they meet to play ♪

♪ And sing with happy faces

♪ Barney shows us lots of things ♪

♪ Like how to play pretend

♪ ABCs and --s and how to be a friend ♪

♪ Barney comes to play with us whenever we may need him ♪

♪ Barney can be your friend, too ♪

♪ If you just make-believe him. ♪

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Okay, now I have a hat to keep the sun out of my eyes

and then water in case I get thirsty.

What else do I need, Barney?

Whoa! Well, what about me?

Barney! Aw.

Of course, I'm taking you.

Oh, then it looks like you're all set

for our big trip.

Yeah. I can't wait to go, too.

♪ The zoozy-zoo, the zoozy-zoo, I'm already to go the zoo. ♪

Hi, there, Baby Bop.

Hi, Barney, hi, Rachel.

Hi.

Oh, my, that's quite a wagonful you have.

I have lots of snacks and juice and my yellow blanky, of course.

Of course.

And I even borrowed

BJ's binoculars.

I want to get a good look at all the cute animals.

Well, that's a great idea.

You never know what animals we'll see at the zoo.

Oh, boy!

♪ What'll we see at the zoo?

♪ What'll we see at the zoozy-zoo? ♪

♪ What will it be when we're walking through? ♪

♪ Come with me to the zoozy-zoo ♪

♪ Come with me to the zoo

Hi, there.

♪ There will be lions and tiger cats ♪

♪ And buildings full of birds and bats ♪

♪ And maybe a baby kangaroo

♪ That's what you see at the zoo ♪

What'll we see at the zoo?

♪ What'll we see at zoozy-zoo?

♪ What will it be when we're walking through? ♪

♪ Come with me to the zoozy-zoo ♪

♪ Come with me to the zoo

♪ The ducks are swimming to and fro ♪

♪ With the penguins round and round they go ♪

♪ The monkeys and chimps play peek-a-boo ♪

♪ That's what you see at the zoo ♪

♪ What'll we see at the zoo?

♪ What'll we see at the zoozy-zoo? ♪

♪ What will it be when we're walking through? ♪

♪ Come with me to the zoozy-zoo ♪

♪ Come with me to the zoo!

Whoa!

ALLHi, Riff!

Hi, everybody. Is it zoo time yet?

Oh, boy!

No, Tracy and her mother aren't here yet.

Well, I see some zoo animals already.

Yeah, there's an elephant and a monkey.

And a polar bear and a penguin, too.

Oh, I can't wait to see the real zoo.

Do you think we'll see all these animals?

Well, we just might, Baby Bop.

Goody.

Hi, everybody.

ALLHey, Tracy.

Is it time to go? Is it? Is it?

I'm sorry, Baby Bop, my mom can't take us today.

But she promised she'd take us next week.

Oh, well, that will be okay.

Yeah, we can wait till then.

But I'm ready to go now.

I have snacks and everything.

Next week will be here

before you know it, Baby Bop. Yeah.

And all the animals will still be there waiting for us.

I know. I just wish we could go today.

I want to see the penguins waddle around

And I want to hear the lion roar

and I want to hear the elephant make elephant noises.

(Barney laughs)

Hear them, huh?

Well, I have an idea.

Oh, oh, you know, Barney,

if Boppity Bop can't go to the zoo,

what if I bring the zoo to her?

That sounds like a tee-rific idea.

Thanks.

You keep her busy, Barney.

Okay.

Hey, everybody, follow me.

Huh? What's that, Mr. Penguin?


Barney, that penguin didn't say anything.

I don't know.

I think he's excited that you're going

to visit him at the zoo.

(buzzing sound)

Did you just talk, Mr. Penguin?

(buzzing)

I think it's coming from outside.

Outside? Outside, outside.

Let's go see.

(kazoo's playing "Let's All Go To The Zoo" melody)

What's going on?

I thought I heard a penguin!

Since we couldn't go to the zoo,

I decided to make a musical zoo right here in the park, see?

I found a bunch of musical instruments

that sound like real animals.

(squawking sound)

(laughing)

That kazoo sounds just like a penguin.

But I thought the penguins were really here,

and maybe a polar bear, too.

The park is too warm

for most penguins and polar bears, Baby Boppity Bop.

Because where they live, it's very, very c-c-cold!

Whoa!

(humming)

♪ When my teeth start to chatter ♪

♪ And my fingers freeze

♪ That's how I know it's cold

♪ When I shiver and shake from a little bitty breeze ♪

♪ That's how I know it's cold

♪ When I see my breath like smoke in the air ♪

♪ It's really kind of fun, so I don't care ♪

♪ It's cold!

♪ It's c-c-cold!

♪ It's c-c-cold, burr, I wish I had fur ♪

♪ I wish I was a bear with furry-furry hair ♪

♪ It's cold!

♪ It's c-c-cold

♪ When the ground is covered with fluffy white snow ♪

♪ That's how I know it's cold

♪ When the trees are full of icicles ♪

♪ That's how I know it's cold

♪ I'll wear my hat and scarf and gloves ♪

♪ I'm just a kid

♪ Who really loves when it's cold ♪

♪ It's c-c-cold

♪ C-c-cold, burr, I wish I had fur ♪

♪ I wish I was a bear with furry-furry hair ♪

♪ It's c-c-cold, burr, I wish I had fur ♪

♪ I wish I was a bear with furry-furry hair ♪

♪ It's c-c-cold, burr, I wish I had fur ♪

♪ I wish I was a bear with furry-furry hair ♪

♪ It's c-c-cold, burr, I wish I had fur ♪

♪ I wish I was a bear with furry-furry hair ♪

♪ To find the perfect place to play ♪

♪ I hope it's going to snow today ♪

♪ 'Cause it's cold

♪ It's c-c-cold.

Check this out.

It's a cool instrument from Africa.

Sounds just like a frog.

Okay. Ready?

(croaking sound) Wow!

It does.

Oh, now what animal sound does that make?

Well, that trombone sounds like a really big animal.

(low note plays)

(all laugh)

I know that one.

It sounds just like an elephant!

BARNEYThat's right.

♪ Elephant, elephant, elephant, elephant ♪

♪ She's big and friendly

♪ Elephant

♪ Wrinkled and gray

♪ Elephant

♪ And with her great big feet

♪ Better get out of the way of the elephant ♪

♪ Elephant

♪ Every sound in the jungle the elephant hears ♪

♪ With her floppy king-sized elephant ears ♪

♪ Got a trunk for a nose as long as a hose ♪

(blows low note)

♪ The elephant

♪ Elephant

♪ The elephant

♪ Elephant

♪ The ground, it shakes

♪ Elephant

♪ Every time she walks

♪ Elephant

♪ And she sounds like a trumpet whenever she talks ♪

♪ The elephant

♪ Elephant

♪ The elephant

♪ Elephant

♪ The elephant

♪ Elephant!


(laughing)

What other animal sounds do you have there, Riff?

Well, let's see, um...

here's a drum from Africa.

Man, I like drums.

But drums don't sound like animals.

Oh, this one does. Just listen.

(drum roars)

Hey, that sounds like a lion's roar.

Yeah, it does. Yeah. Cool.

What kind of animal does that drum sound like?

Oh, this is a drum from Brazil called a cuica.

See if you can guess what animal this is.

(bark-like chattering)

That sounds like a silly little monkey.

(giggling)

Here, everybody try one.

Okay.

Okay.

And one and two and here we go.

(playing instruments)

Wow, that was great!

Well, we have a zoo-per- dee-duper musical zoo.

(laughing)

But I just wish I could see the animals, too.

Well, you can...

if you use your imagination.

♪ Every animal talks in its own special way ♪

♪ Now let's listen to what some animals have to say ♪

(roars)

♪ A polar bear wants to say

(roars)

♪ "How are you today?"

(bark-like chattering)

♪ A monkey wants to say

(bark-like chattering)

♪ "Yes, how are you today?"

♪ Every animal talks in its own special way ♪

♪ Now let's listen to what some animals have to say ♪

(trumpets)

♪ An elephant wants to say

(trumpets)

♪ "How are you today?"

♪ The world is full of animals

♪ From big to very small

♪ Each one is so different

♪ Wish we could meet them all

♪ Every animal talks in its own special way ♪

♪ They are so much fun

♪ 'Cause they have a lot to say. ♪

That was great. Cool.

Oh, thank you for making a musical zoo for me, Cousin Riff.

Yeah, thanks, Riff. Thanks, Riff.

Aw, you're welcome.

I think your zoo will hold us

till we get to go to the real one.

Ooh, hey, let's take these back

to show BJ.

Oh, great idea.

Bye-bye! All righty.

Bye, Baby Bop. Bye, Riff.

Later, skater.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

Now I really can't wait

to go to the zoo next week.

Me, too. So much fun.

Oh, and I can't wait to have another fun day

with special friends like you.

♪ I'm so happy you're the one

♪ That's here today having fun

♪ Wherever we go, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend ♪

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you ♪

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do ♪

♪ It's better with a friend like you. ♪

Bye-bye.

Time for Barney's Music Box.

♪ The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout ♪

♪ Down came the rain and washed the spider out ♪

♪ Out came the sun and dried up all the rain ♪

♪ And the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again ♪

♪ And again and again

♪ And again!

Whee!

I hope you get to meet Barney.

You'll really like him.

I wonder where he is anyway.

Is someone looking for me?

Barney!

Oh, hi there, Ryan.

Oh, and, uh, who's this?

This is my pet frog Edgar.

Hi, Edgar.


He looks like a very happy frog, too.

You must take good care of him.

Oh, can I see? Please?

Hi, Baby Bop. Oh, hi. Sure, Baby Bop.

I was just fixing up his new home.

Good idea, Ryan.

It's important to take care of our pets.

♪ Yes, let's take of our pets

♪ Our hamsters and bunnies and turtles ♪

♪ Our fishes and frogs and our cats and our dogs ♪

♪ Let's take care of our pets

♪ Give them food and water

♪ Run with them down the trail

♪ Brush out their fur, you might get a purr ♪

♪ Or even a wagging tail

♪ Yes, let's take care of our pets ♪

♪ Our hamsters and bunnies and turtles ♪

♪ Our fishes and frogs and our cats and our dogs ♪

♪ Let's take care of our pets

♪ Our fishes and frogs and our cats and our dogs ♪

♪ Let's take care of our pets.

Ryan, come on, it's time for soccer practice.

I'll be right there, Victor.

I just have to find somebody to watch Edgar.

Oh, oh!

Can I, please? Can I please watch him?

I promise I'll do a good job.

And I'll be here if she needs help.

Well...

okay then.

Thanks. Bye.

Bye-bye.

Okay, little frog...

Ew!

Barney, this frog is sort of slimy.

Baby Bop, do you want to play hopscotch?

Oh, yes, I'll be right there.

Baby Bop, you did promise you'd watch Edgar.

Oh.

Well, I guess you're right.

(sighs)I can't play now, Myra. Sorry.

Okay, maybe later.

Do I really have to watch him, Barney?

Now when you promise you'll do something,

you really should do it.

Oh... yeah...

But I can tell you a story while you watch Edgar.

It's all about a frog and a promise.

Goody. And it started once upon a time

in a magical kingdom

where a bee-YUT-iful princess lived.

Got it.

Me, me, me, me.

Uh, almost.

Oh, dear, my royal ball.

Now, where is it?

Oh, here it is.

But, oh, I can't reach it.

RYANMaybe I could... ribbit... help.

Who said that?!

Who's there!?

It was... ribbit... me.

I can get the ball for you,

if you promise me something in return.

Ribbit, ribbit.

Anything!

I've watched you having fun with your friends... ribbit.

I want to be your friend, too.

(laughing)Oh, a frog for a friend?

But you're icky and squishy...

and gooey and...

oh, and ooey.

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, ooey

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, eeew ♪

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, ooey

♪ Who wants to play with you?

♪ First up on my icky list

♪ Mud squeezing through my fist ♪

♪ It's the best, don't you know ♪

♪ Try both hands and let it go

♪ Eeew

♪ Yuck

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, ooey

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, eeew ♪

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, ooey

♪ What else does a yucky frog do? ♪

♪ Slimy, mossy me, oh, my

♪ Just the right stuff for a muddy pie ♪

♪ But goofy, oopy puddles still are number one ♪

♪ For having some icky, squishy, gooey fun ♪

(laughing)

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, ooey

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, eeew ♪

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, ooey

♪ That's what a yucky frog can do ♪

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, ooey

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, eeew ♪

♪ Icky, squishy, gooey, ooey

♪ Who wants to play with you?

Oh... oh, wait.


Oh, okay, I'll be your friend.

Ribbit, ribbit. Promise?

Promise.

Don't go anywhere.

Ribbit. I'll be right back.

Okay.

Did you find it, Princess?

Oh, yes.

The frog's getting it.

Ribbit, ribbit. Here you go, Princess.

Hi, froggy. Hi.

Okay, everybody, let's play.

But... ribbit, you said you'd play with me.

A princess-- play with a frog?

Oh, I don't think so.

Come on, everybody.

But she said she'd be my friend, and friends play together.

(clears throat)

Lunch is served.

Don't worry, Mr. Frog.

I have an idea.

I'm glad you got your royal ball back, Princess.

Ribbit, ribbit.

Ah, Mr. Frog, will you join us for lunch, please?

Thank you, your majesty.

Ribbit, ribbit.

Oh! I can't eat lunch with a frog!

Ew!

Excuse me, I'll be right back.

I want to play with my real friends, King Barney.

Not a frog.

♪ Sometimes in life, there are things you must do ♪

♪ Even though they're not your favorite things ♪

Yeah?

♪ Just smile, and who knows?

♪ If you see things through

♪ You could have some fun with them, too ♪

♪ I'd rather play with my friends ♪

♪ And have a good time

♪ Than do the things I promised to do ♪

♪ I'd rather play hide and seek ♪

♪ Dance a step or two

♪ These are the things that I want to do ♪

♪ Sometimes in life, there are things you must do ♪

♪ Even though they're not your favorite things ♪

♪ Just smile, and who knows?

♪ If you see things through

♪ You could have some fun with them, too ♪

♪ I'd rather shop for new shoes ♪

♪ Or sing the blues

♪ Than do the things I promised to do ♪

♪ I could play pretend

♪ Build a castle or two

♪ These are the things that I want to do ♪

But you know-- doing the things we're supposed to do

makes you feel really good, doesn't it?

♪ Sometimes in life, there are things you must do ♪

♪ Even though they're not your favorite things ♪

♪ Just smile, and who knows?

♪ If you see things through

♪ You could have some fun with them, too ♪

That's right.

♪ You could have some fun with them, too. ♪

You made a promise, Princess.

Why don't you play with all your friends, including the Frog?

Do you want to play now, Princess, do you?

I'm good at hopscotch and leapfrog, too.

Ribbit, ribbit.

Uh, you like to hop...?

I like to hop, too.

Maybe we can hop together. Ribbit, ribbit.

Well... okay.

Come on, everyone.

Come join us for a royal hop.

Hop this way. Ribbit.

♪ Hop, hop, hop, hop...

Let's hop, Barney.

Okay, here we go.

♪ I know someone who is lots of fun ♪

♪ With a happy kind of dancin' Yeah?

♪ All of her friends say, Baby Bop, do the Baby Bop Hop ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop

♪ Hop, hop, hop, hop

Come on, everybody, let's hop.

♪ I know someone who is lots of fun ♪

♪ With a happy kind of dancin'

♪ All of her friends say, Baby Bop, do the Baby Bop Hop ♪

♪ Hop, hop, hop

♪ Hop, hop, hop, hop

Come on, Froggie, let's hop.

♪ So sing this song, you can hop along ♪

♪ Whenever you feel like jumpin' ♪

♪ 'Cause when you hop you feel tip-top ♪

♪ Doin' the Baby Bop hop

♪ Let's do the Baby Bop hop

♪ Hop, hop, hop, hop

♪ Doin' the Baby Bop Hop

Hop.

Oh, you know, you are a very fun frog.

I'd love to have a friend like you.


ALLWow!

Wh-what happened?.

You kept your promise and it broke the spell.

A mean witch turned the Prince into a frog

and he couldn't turn back into a prince

until a princess became his friend.

The witch thought no one would ever be friends

with someone like me.

Well, she was wrong.

Come on, my new friend.

Come on everybody, let's go play.

Okay, well, have fun.

Bye, now.

And so the Princess kept her promise,

and the Princess and the Frog-Prince

were friends for ever after.

The end.

Oh, yay, good story, Barney. Thanks.

Did you like it, too, Edgar?

Ribbit, ribbit.

Are you done yet, Baby Bop?

Oh, not yet, Myra.

I'm still watching Ryan's frog.

We're back.

Thanks for taking care of Edgar, Baby Bop.

I watched him, just like I promised.

And, uh, Barney helped.

It's always best to keep your promise.

It's the right thing to do-- and it's one more way to say...

I love you.

(to tune of "This Old Man")

♪ I love you, you love me

♪ We're a happy family

♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you ♪

♪ Won't you say you love me, too? ♪

♪ I love you, you love me

♪ We're best friends like friends should be ♪

♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you ♪

♪ Won't you say you love me, too? ♪

BABY BOPCome on, big hug.

Oh, do you think I can watch Edgar again sometime?

Sure, Baby Bop. Any time.

Oh, goodie.

I'm gonna go tell BJ.

Bye. Bye, Edgar.

BARNEYSee you later.

Bye, Baby Bop.

Well, I better get Edgar home now.

Hey, can you guys help me with this?

Sure. No problem.

I'll see you later. Bye, Barney.

I had fun today. Bye.
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