12x06 - To Catch a Thief: A Mystery Adventure

[bunniefuu]

[Cheerful instrumental music]

♪

(Kids) ♪ barney is a dinosaur from our imagination ♪

♪ And when he's tall

♪ He's what we call a dinosaur sensation ♪

♪ Barney's friends are big and small ♪

♪ They come from lots of places ♪

♪ After school, they meet to play ♪

♪ And sing with happy faces

♪ Barney shows us lots of things ♪

♪ Like how to play pretend

♪ Abcs and s and how to be a friend ♪

♪ Barney comes to play with us

♪ Whenever we may need him

♪ Barney can be your friend too ♪

♪ If you just make believe him ♪

Come on, marcos. Come on.

Coming. I'm coming.

Wait here, okay, barney?

Let's play.

Okay.

(Kids) ♪ it's a bright new day

♪ Full of possibilities

♪ It's a bright new day

♪ Anything can happen; just wait and see ♪

♪ It's a bright new day

♪ And we can't wait to get started ♪

♪ From when the sun goes up

♪ Until the sun goes down

♪ Fun and surprises will be all around ♪

♪ Sunday, monday, any day

♪ Together with our friends

♪ We can learn and play

♪ It's a bright new day

♪ Full of possibilities

♪ It's a bright new day

♪ Anything can happen; just wait and see ♪

(Man) go!

(Kids) ♪ it's a bright new day

♪ And we can't wait to get started ♪

♪ It could be sunny outside or pourin' rain ♪

♪ We know the weather will always change ♪

♪ It really doesn't matter 'cause we find a way ♪

♪ To make the most of every day ♪

♪ It's a bright new day

♪ Full of possibilities

♪ It's a bright new day

♪ Anything can happen, just wait and see ♪

♪ It's a bright new day

♪ And we can't wait to get started today ♪

How about a little soccer game?

(Tracy) all right, let's do it.

Whoa!

(Tracy) oh!

Sorry about that, marcos.

It's okay. I'll get it.

Oops, got to tie my shoe first.

Where'd it go?

It rolled over there, didn't it?

Yeah, I thought so.

Did you see it, barney?

[Twinkling]

Whoa-h*, hello.

(Kids) barney!

(Barney) oh.

So what are you two doing today?

Well, we were playing soccer.

But we lost the ball.

Have you seen it?

No, but it sounds like we can have an adventure

While we try to find it.

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ On an adventure today

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ We can hardly wait

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ It's gonna be so great; let's go ♪

♪ Let's go

(All) ♪ let's go, let's go

[Barney giggling]

♪ Let's go and explore the world ♪

♪ Each day will bring something new ♪

♪ Anything is possible

♪ Make a wish and it might come true ♪

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ On an adventure today

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ We can hardly wait

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ It's gonna be so great; let's go ♪

(Kids) ♪ let's go

(All) ♪ let's go, let's go

♪

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ On an adventure today

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ It's gonna be so great

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

♪ We can hardly wait

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

(All) ♪ let's go, let's go

♪ Let's go ♪ let's go

(All) ♪ let's go, let's go

I don't see it anywhere.

Me neither.

I'm sure it's around here somewhere.

Whoa!

[Barney giggling]

Hey, guys!

Great catch, barney.

Why, thank you.

We're playing ball.

What are you guys doing?

We were playing soccer, but we lost the ball.

Oh, well, you want to play with us till you find it?

Well, that sounds tee-rrific.

Ball games are so much fun.

Do you like to play too?

[Twinkling]

(Barney and kids) ♪ well, you can throw 'em

♪ You can catch 'em

♪ Pass 'em, bat 'em

♪ Get your dog to fetch 'em

♪ When you have a ball

♪ You have the world's greatest toy of all ♪

♪ You can hit 'em

♪ You can roll 'em

♪ Kick 'em, bounce 'em

♪ You can even bowl them

♪ When you have a ball

♪ When you have a ball

♪ You have the world's greatest toy of all ♪

♪ There are big ones

♪ There are small ones

♪ Hard ones, soft ones

♪ Bounce against the wall ones

♪ When you have a ball

♪ When you have a ball

♪ You have the world's greatest toy of all ♪

(Kids) basketball.

Big ball.

Kick ball.

Soccer ball.

Golf ball.

(Barney and kids) ♪ well, you can throw 'em

♪ You can catch 'em

♪ Pass 'em, bat 'em

♪ Get your dog to fetch 'em

♪ When you have a ball

♪ When you have a ball

♪ You have the world's greatest toy of all ♪

♪ When you have a ball

♪ When you have a ball

♪ You have the world's greatest toy of all ♪

♪ It's the world's greatest toy of all ♪

♪ It's a ball!

[Twinkling]

Hut!

Catch, barney.

(Barney) okay.

I have it. I have it. I--

Oh, I don't have it.

[Laughter]

Sorry about that, barney.

Oh, that's okay.

Let's go get it.

(Barney) all right.

Good throw, though.

It's in there somewhere.

Yeah, nice throw.

Hey, I don't see it anywhere.

Me neither.

I thought it landed over here.

That's strange.

This is the second ball we've lost today.

Wonder what's going on here.

Well, I don't quite know.

Maybe we ought to play tetherball for a while.

It'd be hard to lose that ball.

Good thinking, cuz.

(Tracy) great idea.

I wonder what could be happening to those ba*ls.

Do you know?

All right. Let's do this, beej.

(B.j.) Okay, riff.

Comin' at you!

All righty!

(All) whoa!

Guess I don't know my own strength.

Guess not.

I'll get it. Sorry.

(Marcos) we'll help you. (Tracy) yeah.

(Barney) okay, let's go, everyone.

(Marcos) come on.

Hey, that's weird.

I saw it land over here.

But now it's gone too.

It's like all the ba*ls are disappearing.

Oh, they must be here somewhere.

Unless someone took it.

Or some thing.

[Laughs]

What are you talking about, beej?

There's a ball-taker somewhere around here.

A ball-taker? Right.

You know, somebody or some thing

Who's taking all the ba*ls in the park.

Is he serious, barney? For real?

Well, we don't really know what happened.

It's a bit of a mystery.

It's a very mysterious mystery.

And I know just who can solve it!

Ha-ha!

Wh-- where's he going, barney?

I'm not sure. I'll go see.

Be back in a minute.

(All) bye, barney.

Whoa, what have we here?

Detective b.j.'S my name,

Solving mysteries, my game.

I see.

And what's this?

Aha! Just what I've been looking for.

What have you been looking for, b.j.?

A helper.

Will you be my helper, please?

Oh, I'd be dee-lighted, detective b.j.

I'm going to solve the mystery of...

The missing ba*ls.

I'll find them if it's the last thing I do.

Oh, great!

Wh-wh-wh-- oh, man.

Is everything okay?

Well, I lost my magnifying glass.

Uh, b.j.

Huh?

Oh!

[Laughs]

Thanks, helper barney. Sure.

Now I'm going to find...

Those missing ba*ls.

Well, that's a very nice way to help your friends.

Well, that's what detectives do, right?

We help people. That's right.

♪ A detective is a person who gives help ♪

♪ Each and every day

♪ If you like to help people ♪

♪ Then being a detective is a-okay ♪

(Both) ♪ 'cause people helping other people ♪

♪ Is what this world's about

♪ And people like detectives

♪ We couldn't do without

Elementary, my dear barney.

[Twinkling]

(Barney) ♪ oh, a teacher is a person who gives help ♪

♪ Each and every day

♪ If you like to help people

♪ Then being a teacher is a-okay ♪

(Barney and kids) ♪ 'cause people helping other people ♪

♪ Is what this world's about

♪ And people like our teachers

♪ We couldn't do without

♪

(Barney) ♪ oh, a doctor is a person who gives help ♪

♪ Each and every day

♪ If you like to help people

♪ Then being a doctor is a-okay ♪

(Barney and kids) ♪ 'cause people helping other people ♪

♪ Is what this world's about

♪ And people like our doctors

♪ We couldn't do without

(Barney) ♪ there are lots of other people who give help ♪

♪ Each and every day

♪ If you like to help people

♪ Then helping other people is a-okay ♪

(Both) ♪ 'cause people helping other people ♪

♪ Is what this world's about

♪ And the people who are helping other people ♪

♪ We couldn't do without

♪

You bet, barney.

Feels good to help people.

Oh, barney! B.j.!

You're not going to believe it.

We were playing basketball, and it disappeared,

Just like the others.

Your basketball disappeared?

Yes!

Aha!

The mystery grows even more mysterious.

Never fear.

Detective b.j. Is on the case.

All right. Come with me, helper barney.

I'm right behind you, detective b.j.

(B.j.) Make haste.

(Barney) okay, let's go.

(B.j.) This is weird.

Better now.

Better now.

You're sure it was here?

Yup, it rolled right over this way.

And when we came to get it...

It was gone.

Aha!

Never fear.

Detective b.j. Is on the case.

So what are you going to do,

Detective b.j.?

Elementary. Well, i--

[Clears throat] yeah?

[Whispering] what am I going to do, helper barney?

(Barney) well, a detective solves mysteries

By looking closely at the world around him.

Oh, that's right.

[Whispering] and how do I do that?

(Barney) he does it by using all five of his senses.

Right!

Five senses. That's right.

And what are those?

(Barney) let me show you.

We see with our eyes... Eyes.

Hear with our ears,

Touch with our fingers,

Smell with our noses,

And taste with our mouths.

And those are our five senses.

Can you show me things you can do

With your five senses?

[Twinkling]

(Barney) ♪ with our eyes we

(Kids) ♪ see!

(Barney) ♪ with our ears we

(Kids) ♪ hear!

(Barney) ♪ with our fingers we can

(Kids) ♪ touch!

(Barney) ♪ with our nose we

(Kids) ♪ smell!

(Barney) ♪ with our mouth we

(Kids) ♪ taste!

(Barney) ♪ I am an eye

♪ Yes, an eye is what I am

♪ Sometimes I need glasses to see the best I can ♪

(Barney and kids) ♪ with our eyes we see, with our ears we hear ♪"], index,…}

♪ With our fingers we can touch ♪

♪ With our nose we smell

♪ With our mouth we taste

♪ Now thank you very much

♪

(Barney) ♪ I am an ear

♪ If I'm working, you can hear

♪ Please don't put things inside me ♪

♪ I'd like to make that clear

(Barney and kids) ♪ with our eyes we see, with our ears we hear ♪"], index,…}

♪ With our fingers we can touch ♪

♪ With our nose we smell

♪ With our mouth we taste

♪ Now thank you very much

♪

(Barney) ♪ you know me

♪ I'm a finger that lets you touch ♪

♪ I can tell if it's hot or cold ♪

♪ Or if it's smooth or rough

(Barney and kids) ♪ with our eyes we see, with our ears we hear ♪"], index,…}

♪ With our fingers we can touch ♪

♪ With our nose we smell

♪ With our mouth we taste

♪ Now thank you very much

♪

(Barney) ♪ I am a nose

♪ On an elephant I'm a trunk ♪

♪ With me you'll smell the difference ♪

♪ Between a flower and a skunk

(Barney and kids) ♪ with our eyes we see, with our ears we hear ♪"], index,…}

♪ With our fingers we can touch ♪

♪ With our nose we smell

♪ With our mouth we taste

♪ Now thank you very much

♪

(Barney) ♪ I am a mouth

♪ I'm the one that lets you taste ♪

♪ With me you enjoy your dinner ♪

♪ So it won't go to waste

(Barney and kids) ♪ with our eyes we see, with our ears we hear ♪"], index,…}

♪ With our fingers we can touch ♪

♪ With our nose we smell

♪ With our mouth we taste

♪ Now thank you very much

♪

[Twinkling]

(B.j.) Observe.

We must leave no leaf unturned.

Aha.

Aha!

I see something.

(Barney) oh, what do you see, detective b.j.?

I see a little bitty bug on this flower.

[Laughs]

You think the bug took the ba*ls?

Well, you can never tell.

These bugs can be very tricky.

Now, then, I shall look for some clues

Using my other senses.

Wow! Whoa!

(Barney) well, hello, there, josh.

Hiya, barney.

(All) hi!

Has anybody seen a baseball around here?

I was throwing it with my friend,

But now we can't find it anywhere.

Oh, no. Another ball is missing.

Drat! Could you show us exactly what happened, josh?

Sure, I was standing over there,

And I threw the ball,

And it went flying over this way.

Aha! Whoa.

It landed by these plants.

When I got over here, I heard a strange sound.

What kind of sound was it?

Helper barney, please.

I'm the detective.

I think I can handle this.

(Barney) oh, of course.

What kind of sound was it, josh?

It sounded sort of like this...

[Branches rustling]

Aha!

I've solved the mystery.

The ball-taker was...

This bush.

[Laughs]

You really think so, cuz?

Perhaps.

I'll keep looking.

(Tracy) hey, what's this?

Huh?

It feels like some kind of animal fur.

Oh, aha.

[Sniffing]

It smells familiar.

I've smelled this smell before,

But I'm not sure where.

Well, don't worry, detective b.j.

I'm sure you'll solve this mystery.

Now, let's see.

I've used most of my senses.

I saw the bug with my eyes,

Heard the bush with my ears,

Touched the fur with my fingers,

And smelled it with my nose.

That's everything but taste,

And there's nothing here to taste.

Oh, well, you better do something soon,

Or all the ba*ls will be gone.

Come on, guys.

Let's keep looking. Good idea.

What am I going to do, barney?

I have to help my friends.

They need me.

But I don't know what to do.

If you keep thinking,

I'm sure you'll come up with something.

Yes, that's it, helper barney.

Think.

Think, think, thinkety-think.

Thinkety-thinkety, thinkety-think.

Think, think, thinkety-think.

Thinkety-thinkety thinkety-think.

I know I can do this.

♪ In my mind I can see it ♪

♪ In my heart I can feel it ♪

♪ I know I can make it come to be ♪

♪ When I've got to solve a problem ♪

♪ Or imagine something new

♪ I think, think, thinkety-think ♪

♪ That's what I do

♪ Sometimes a new idea

♪ Takes some time to come to me ♪

♪ It doesn't always happen right away ♪

♪ I try to do my best

♪ And imagine what could be

♪ To make it happen in a very special way ♪

♪ In my mind I can see it ♪

♪ In my heart I can feel it ♪

♪ I know I can make it come to be ♪

♪ When I've got to solve a problem ♪

♪ Or imagine something new

♪ I think, think, thinkety-think ♪

♪ That's what I do

♪ I think, think, thinkety-think ♪

♪ That's what I do

I think I've got it!

[Barney humming]

Whoa! Oh, detective b.j.

My, that's the, uh,

Biggest one of those I've ever seen.

Why, thank you.

It's a ball-taker-catcher.

Oh, right.

All it needs is this.

The ball-taker will see it and try to take it,

And my invention will catch him...

Or her... Or it.

Come on, let's hide and wait.

Okay, detective b.j.

But you'll need to be careful

You catch the right ball-taker.

Oh, right, helper barney, sure, sure.

Okay, here I come.

Let me out of here!

Who turned off the lights?

[All exclaiming]

Who is it? See? Aha!

I told you

Detective b.j. Would catch that ball-taker.

You really did it.

Good going, b.j.

Great job!

(B.j.) And now for the unmasking.

Observe.

Aha!

Riff?

(All) riff?

Whoa, thanks, guys.

You mean it was you taking the ba*ls?

Huh?

I didn't take anything.

But my invention caught you...

With that.

What? Oh, yeah, this.

Well, I have this because--

Oh, I can't believe it.

Riff, my own cousin,

My own best friend,

The ball-taker.

But, b.j., I--

I never would have guessed.

Was there something you wanted to say, riff?

Yeah.

I was walking by, and I saw the ball

And decided to put it away so it wouldn't get taken.

And then a blanket fell on me.

You mean you aren't the ball-taker?

No way.

Oh.

I can't believe you thought it was me.

Oh, riff, riff, come back.

Oh, no.

I called my own best friend the ball-taker.

Now I've hurt his feelings.

We'll go talk to him, b.j.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh.

We all make mistakes sometimes.

You got that right, barney.

This is a doozy.

♪ Oh, oh, oh, what a big mistake ♪

♪ No, no, no

♪ Look, my knees have started to shake ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa

♪ This is more than I can take ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, what a big mistake ♪

♪ I thought things were going okay ♪

♪ But they turned out wrong

Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha.

♪ And I hope everything works out ♪

♪ Before too long

♪ But until they do I'm gonna sing this song ♪

Ha-ha-ha!

♪ Oh, oh, oh, what a big mistake ♪

Oh, barney, I really blew it this time!

♪ So, so, so you made a big mistake ♪

♪ No, no, no

♪ You don't need to shiver and shake ♪

♪ All you need to know

♪ For goodness' sake

♪ Is that you can learn

♪ I can learn

♪ Yes, you can learn

♪ From your mistakes

♪ Cha-cha-cha

I want to learn from my mistake, barney,

But I don't know how to fix this.

Riff is my all-time best friend.

I should've known he didn't take those ba*ls,

But I didn't even listen

When he tried to tell me the truth.

Oh, barney, how can I ever tell him

How sorry I am?

Oh, I think he knows.

Huh?

Hey, cuz, everybody makes mistakes.

Riff, can you ever forgive me?

Ah, sure.

Thanks.

But next time, don't make up your mind

Till you know the whole story.

Oh, I won't, riff,

Not ever, never again.

Of course, we still don't know who's taking the ba*ls.

Yeah. Right.

But I feel better.

Oh, I think I do.

Huh? What?

Hey, who's that?

[Barking]

(B.j.) Is that the ball-taker?

[Laughs]

It was a dog!

Aw.

(B.j.) And here are the missing ba*ls.

[All exclaiming]

[Barks]

There you are, fetch.

Did he take your ball?

Uh-huh.

(Woman) oh, I'm so sorry.

He really likes to fetch.

That's how he got his name.

Watch. Fetch.

Look at him go. There he goes.

Whoa!

Oh, boy!

Good job, fetch.

(Barney) good dog.

(Riff) he can really fetch.

Well, let's go.

Bye, barney. Bye, everyone.

(All) bye.

All along, it was a little dog.

I can't believe it.

I almost messed up our friendship

For no reason at all.

Hey, we'll always be friends, beej.

(Barney) the very best of friends.

(Both) ♪ shoobee doobee doobee

♪ Best of friends is what we'll be ♪

♪ You'll see

♪ Shoobee doobee doobee

♪ Best of friends is what we'll be ♪

♪ Agreed?

♪ I like you, and you like me ♪

♪ It's as easy as abc

(Kids) ♪ near or far

(Barney) ♪ wherever you are

(All) ♪ best of friends is what we'll be ♪

♪ Shoobee doobee doobee

♪ Best of friends is what we'll be ♪

♪ You'll see

♪ Shoobee doobee doobee

♪ Best of friends is what we'll be ♪

♪ Agreed?

♪ A friend will share

♪ A friend will care

♪ A friend is someone who's always there ♪

♪ Lose or win, you can count me in ♪

♪ We'll be friends through thick and thin ♪

♪

♪ Shoobee doobee doobee

♪ Best of friends is what we'll be ♪

♪ You'll see

♪ Shoobee doobee doobee

♪ Best of friends is what we'll be ♪

♪ Agreed?

Best of friends?

Best of friends.

Hey, I have an idea.

Oh, what's that?

We could all be detectives together.

We can all solve mysteries.

Great idea. Yeah.

That sounds super-dee-duper.

Yeah.

But, guys, we got to get home now.

Can we do it tomorrow?

That'd be great.

(Riff) oh, cool!

See you tomorrow!

Bye, marcos. Bye, tracy. Bye, josh.

Come on, riff.

Let's go find a mystery right now.

Oh, can't wait! Bye, barney. Bye, barney.

(Barney) okay, bye-bye. Well, see you soon.

Solving a mystery is always fun,

Especially when we do it with the friends we love.

♪ I love you

♪ You love me

♪ We're a happy family

♪ With a great big hug

♪ And a kiss from me to you

♪ Won't you say you love me too? ♪

(Barney and kids) ♪ I love you

♪ You love me

♪ We're best friends like friends should be ♪

♪ With a great big hug

♪ And a kiss from me to you

♪ Won't you say you love

♪ Me

♪ Too?