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13x02 - Big Brother Rusty: China

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.

13x02 - Big Brother Rusty: China

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[upbeat music]

♪ Barney is a dinosaur

♪ From our imagination

♪ And when he's tall He's what we call ♪

♪ A dinosaur sensation

♪ Barneys friends Are big and small ♪

♪ They come From lots of places ♪

♪ After school They meet to play ♪

♪ And sing with happy faces

♪ Barney shows us Lots of things ♪

♪ Like how to play pretend

♪ ABC's and --'s

♪ And how to be a friend

♪ Barney comes To play with us ♪

♪ Whenever we may need him

♪ Barney can Be your friend too ♪

♪ If you just Make-believe him ♪

[upbeat music]

I spy with my little eyes, something that's purple.

Purple, hmm, let me see, what is purple around here?

Do you know, Barney?

Well, there's me!

[all] Barney!

Hi, everyone!

We are working on our kite and playing I spy,

wanna play?

Yes, thank you.

I've got to do something else, you guys go ahead.

Okay.

Let's see now, I spy

with my big eye something red.

Does it look like a circle?

Uh-huh. Do you see something red that's shaped like a circle?

Something red, red circle?

Hmm, give me a minute here.

Oh, I'm having a ball playing this game.

Eli, its right next to you.

What? The ball?

That's not a circle.

That's technically what you call a sphere.

Well, yes, it is a sphere

and a sphere is shaped like a circle.

I wonder what other shapes we can spy.

Come on, let's go see.

This will be fun.

♪ Shapes, shapes It's easy my friend ♪

♪ You can tell a shape

♪ By the shape that it's in

♪ Shapes, shapes Sing it again ♪

♪ You can tell a shape

♪ By the shape that it's in

♪ Would you know a triangle

♪ If you saw one?

♪ Have you ever tried

♪ To draw one?

♪ It has three corners

♪ And three sides

♪ A triangle has three sides

♪ Oh yeah

♪ A triangle has three sides

♪ Shapes, shapes

♪ Its easy my friend

♪ You can tell a shape

♪ By the shape that its in

♪ Shapes, shapes

♪ Sing it again

♪ You can tell a shape

♪ By the shape that its in

♪ Would you know a square

♪ If you saw one

♪ Have you ever tried

♪ To draw one

♪ It has four corners

♪ And four sides

♪ A square has four sides

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ A square has four sides

♪ Shapes, shapes

♪ Its easy my friend

♪ You can tell a shape

♪ By the shape that its in

♪ Shapes, shapes

♪ Sing it again

♪ You can tell a shape

♪ By the shape that its in

♪ Would you know a circle

♪ If you saw one

♪ Have you ever tried

♪ To draw one

♪ It has no corners

♪ And no sides

♪ A circle curves around and round ♪

♪ A circle curves around

♪ Shapes, shapes

♪ Its easy my friend

♪ You can tell a shape

♪ By the shape that it's in

♪ Shapes, shapes

♪ Sing it again

♪ You can tell a shape

♪ by the shape that it's in

♪ You can tell a shape

♪ By the shape that it's in

I don't have time for any tea parties.

Oh, you do too.

Hi everybody.

You wanna come to my tea party

with me and my very favorite big brother

in the whole wide world?

Sissy, I'm your only big brother.

That's why you are my favorite.

Hold these please.

Who else wants to come?

Maybe later.

We're gonna go fly our kite.

Check it out. We added a tail.

Oh, Cool. Kite.

BJ.

Rusty, would you come to my tea party?

Sorry. Can't, I'm reading up on China.

Oh, China.

Why?

Well, my baby sister's from there.

Your sister's from China?

I didn't know you had a sister.

I don't, yet.

My parents are adopting her.

Oh, that's do-ope.

Oh, Rusty, my man.

You're gonna be a big brother.

Just like me.

You stick with me, my friend,

and I'll show you how to be the best big brother ever.

I hope your sister likes tea parties

just like me.

I hope she like basketball,

Just like me.

Well, I hope she just likes me

I'm sure she will Rusty.

You just keep your eye on me.

I'll teach you all about being a big brother.

[upbeat music]

♪ I like to play ball, but not by myself ♪

♪ It's much more fun to play with someone ♪

♪ with my sister around

♪ There's always someone I can count on to play with ♪

♪ We always have fun

♪ Isn't it great to have someone to share with ♪

♪ Isn't it great to have someone who cares ♪

♪ Whenever I'm in trouble or I need some help ♪

♪ My sister is always there

♪ I like to play with dolls But by myself ♪

♪ My brother's more fun Than anyone else ♪

♪ And even though We don't always agree ♪

♪ I've always got him And he's got me ♪

♪ Isn't it great to have Someone to share with? ♪

♪ To share with

♪ Isn't it great to have Someone who cares? ♪

♪ Someone who cares

♪ Whenever I'm in trouble Or I need some help ♪

♪ My brother is always

♪ My sister is always

♪ Together, together We're always there ♪

Come on, Eli, let's go try out the kite.

Okay.

Oh, and, Rusty, don't sweat it,

you'll be a great big brother.

Okay.

[all] Bye!

Oh, kite. Oh, look at that pretty castle.

Just right for a beautiful princess.

Just like you, Sissy.

See, always treat your sister like a princess.

That's what I do.

No, you don't.

But you should.

Barney, How do I know if I'm gonna be good big brother?

You've always been a good friend

and I know you'll be a terrific brother.

Thanks. I wish I knew more about China.

Well, I know a good way to learn about it.

On the computer.

[all chattering]

All right.

I wonder what happens if I type the word China?

[Barney] Let's see.

Oh, you found a map of China.

Oh, It's a very big country.

Oh, and that right there is the great wall.

It's very old and very long.

It looks like it goes on just about forever.

The giant Panda bear comes from China.

He eats a lot of bamboo.

Uh, he's so cute.

And look, we have some things from China right

here in the caboose.

Did you know the kites were invented in China?

No way.

Are those lion thingies from there too?

Oh yes.

Sometimes they're called guardian lions

and sometimes they're called foo dogs.

Are there any real dogs in China?

Oh, certainly.

Let's look on the computer again.

See? Chows, Shar Peis and pugs all come from China.

Oh, look at the pugs, I want one of those.

You'd probably like a cat better.

Why?

Because, cause...

Yeah.

Cause I'm your big brother

and I said so.

Little sisters need our guidance.

You know, Rusty.

There's another way we can learn about China.

If we use a little imagination

and take a little look in,

[Children] Barney's scrapbook board.

♪ There are so many places we can go ♪

♪ There's just so much to see

♪ If we use our imaginations

♪ We can be anywhere we want to be ♪

♪ Nowhere we go again we're traveling ♪

♪ there's a great big world to see ♪

♪ We're gonna have fun you know ♪

♪ Everywhere we go

♪ A new adventure for you and me ♪

♪ meet a friend or two

♪ That's what we'll do

♪ And learn how they live each day ♪

♪ We're going to travel around this great big world ♪

♪ In a new and exciting way

♪ Okay

♪ Here we go again

♪ We're traveling

♪ There's a great big world to see ♪

♪ We're gonna have fun you know ♪

♪ Everywhere we go

♪ A new adventure for you and me ♪

Welcome to China.

[children clapping]

Oh, Barney it looks like they are having a party

Awesome.

We probably came at the right time.

It's the Chinese New Year celebration.

Wow.

Man, they are awesome.

Now it looks like they're getting ready for the lion dance

What's that?

Oh, the lion dance is a traditional dance believed

to bring luck and happiness.

Think the shows is about the begin.

Lets watch.

[oriental music]

[children chattering]

[children cheering]

Ni hao, Barney.

I'm terrific.

Ni hao means, "how are you" in Chinese?

Tenten, this is Rusty.

-Hi -Hello.

You know, BJ and Baby Bop.

-Hi, Tenten! -Hi.

Oh, what's that pretty envelope?

It's a gift for the new year,

for good luck.

And now we're having some sweet treats.

What'd you join me?

Absolutely.

[Children] Yes, yes we would.

Oh, this tea set is so pretty.

Please have some sweets from our prosperity tray.

They're very special.

They also bring good luck for the new year.

Looks good.

What should I try first?

I like the lychee nuts.

And the candy coconut

And here are some yummy almond cookies.

Oh, well this is almost like a tea party.

Let's pretend it is.

Okay.

When you have a tea party, what do you serve?

[upbeat music]

♪ Won't you come To our tea party? ♪

♪ We'll have fun With the friends we see ♪

♪ Eat some cream And berries too ♪

♪ Play like animals In the zoo ♪

♪ Ha-ha-ha

♪ He-he-he

♪ Welcome to our tea party

♪ Make a wish, count One, two, three ♪

♪ Ha-ha, he-he

♪ It's our tea party

♪ We got sweet tea

♪ Got green tea too

♪ Sometimes nice Hot tea will do ♪

♪ Good friends And good company ♪

♪ Won't you have A cup with me? ♪

♪ Ha-ha-ha

♪ He-he-he

♪ Welcome to our tea party

♪ Make a wish count One, two, three ♪

♪ Ha-ha-he-he

♪ Welcome to our tea party

♪ Make a wish count One, two, three ♪

♪ Ha-ha-he-he

♪ It's our tea party

Oh, man.

That was tasty.

Yeah. Thanks a lot.

You're very welcome.

We're going to make lanterns for good luck over there.

Do you want to help?

[all] Yeah.

Barney, can you help show them how?

Well, I'd be happy to, Tenten.

All right.

Now first, everyone pick a piece

of this beautiful red paper here.

Red is good luck in China.

That's my favorite color.

Now. Fold the paper lengthwise.

Like that?

Like that.

Now with your scissors, cut lines along the folded side,

But don't cut all the way through.

And be careful with your scissors.

I'll watch you for a second.

Looking good.

Now unfold the paper.

Okay.

Okay. Very good.

And use some tape and tape the paper together

to make a circle.

Oh, cool.

Right now, take another strip of paper

You can use these.

And tape it across the top of the lantern

for a hangar.

There you go.

Oh, now I can carry it.

Look at that.

So pretty.

Right, now it's time to decorate

with markers and tassels and anything else you like.

Oh, what fun?

What kind of things do you like to make?

♪ What shall we make today?

♪ We'll make something fun

♪ What shall we make today?

♪ We'll make something fun

♪ Using paint or pencils

♪ Crayons, clay or string

♪ Putting things together

♪ You can hear us sing

♪ What shall we make today

♪ We'll make something fun

This robot's for my sister.

This teddy is for my daddy.

This house is for my mommy.

This is for my sister.

I made this for my friend

I made this for my baby brother.

I made this for my mommy.

This picture is for my daddy.

♪ What shall we make today

♪ We'll make something fun

♪ What shall we make today

♪ We'll make something fun

♪ Using paint or pencils

♪ Crayons, clay or string

♪ Putting thing together

♪ You can hear us sing

♪ What shall we make today

♪ We'll make something fun

Look what I made.

Nice job, Baby Bop.

Oh, thank you, Rusty.

I made it all by myself.

[gong sounds]

What was that?

It's time for the puppet show.

Come on.

Let's go.

Barney, can you help tell the story please?

Oh yes, I'd be delighted.

All right. I love a good puppet show.

Now, Sissy, stay here

be quiet and behave.

BJ, I am behaving.

Once upon a time, there was a pretty little Nightingale.

She had the most lovely voice in all of China.

The emperor heard about the Nightingale

and said "it would make me happy to hear.

I'll invite her to sing for me".

The Nightingale was so excited.

She practiced her song all day.

but each time she sang

her big brother told her to sing differently.

If she sang high notes,

he would say...

"Sing low notes".

Finally, the Nightingale went to the palace

to sing for the emperor.

Thank you for coming.

Please sing for me now.

[whimsical music]

But the emperor, didn't like her song at all.

He said,

"I thought you had the best voice in all China,

but I did not hear that today".

The Nightingale's brother felt badly

Emperor, it's my fault

please allow my sister to sing again

and you will be happy with what you hear.

All right. Let the Nightingale sing again

[whimsical music]

This time the nightingale sang the song

in her own language

and the emperor was very happy.

[children clapping]

I'm a nightingale

Sissy you have to be quiet when you watch a puppet show

you can't be so loud.

Oh, BJ!

You broke my lantern.

Oh, Barney.

Are you okay, Baby Bop?

Oh, BJ makes me so mad sometimes

♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ I'm really, really mad

♪ Uh, uh, uh

♪ She's really mad today

♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ I'm really, really mad

♪ But if you take Some slow breaths ♪

♪ You're mad will go away

♪ Breathe

♪ Breathe

♪ Breathe

♪ Breathe

Did that help?

A little. But...

♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ I'm still really mad

♪ Uh, uh, uh

♪ She's really mad today

♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ I'm really, really mad

♪ But if you March Around the house ♪

♪ Your mad will go away

♪ March, march, march

♪ March

Did marching help?

A little. But...

♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ I'm still really Really mad ♪

♪ Uh, uh, uh

♪ She's really mad today

♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ I'm really, really mad

♪ But if you sing This song again ♪

♪ Your mad will go away

♪ La, la, la

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la

♪ La, la, la

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la

Did that work?

Oh, Barney, BJ is being so bossy to me.

He keeps telling me what to do

and it's just not fair.

Come on, Baby Bop.

If BJ can't get along with his sister,

how can I get along with mine?

BJ and Baby Bop get mad sometimes,

but that doesn't mean they don't love each other.

Sometimes brothers and sisters forget

how much they care about each other deep down inside.

Oh, Barney, I didn't mean to be so bossy to Sissy.

Oh, I know.

You're kind of like the Nightingale's brother

in the puppet show.

Yeah. Hi really mess things up.

But I think you can fix them now, if you want to.

Oh, man I want to, Sissy.

Yes.

I'm sorry. I was so bossy.

I was just trying to help.

But I don't need help.

Not all the time.

I know.

Here I fixed this for you.

Oh, well thank you.

And if I get bossy sometimes,

It's cause, well cause,

Yes, BJ.

Well, its cause I love you.

Oh, BJ I love you too.

You're the best big brother ever.

-Man. -Oh, and, Rusty...

Rusty. If you're like BJ,

you're going to be a great big brother.

You will.

Even if brothers and sisters don't always get along,

they're still family.

[whimsical music]

♪ I like my friends we play each day ♪

♪ I listen to the things that teachers say ♪

♪ But the people I love especially ♪

♪ Are me and my family

♪ Me and my family

♪ Me and my sister

♪ We're quite a pair

♪ With like to sleep with the teddy bear ♪

♪ My brother wants to sit on my daddy's knee ♪

♪ Me and my family

♪ Me and my dad drive all over town ♪

♪ We talk about things while we ride around ♪

♪ We go to the park

♪ Or the library

♪ Me and my family

♪ I like my friends we play each day ♪

♪ I listen to the things my teacher says ♪

♪ But the people I love especially ♪

♪ Are me and my family

♪ Me and my family

♪ We are a family

All right, everybody.

I think it's time for us to go home.

Yeah. I really want to be there

when my little sister arrives.

Before you go,

I want to say, [speaks Chinese]

Whoa, what does that mean?

Happy New Year.

[Children] Happy New Year.

And Rusty, I have something for you.

This one says "sister" in Chinese

and this one says "love."

How do you say "thank you" in Chinese?

[speaks Chinese]

Oh... [speaking in Chinese]

You're welcome.

Now, uh-- [speaking in Chinese] Bye now.

[all] Bye.

Come on, Rusty.

Those acrobats were so cool.

Oh, man, China was awesome.

Well, I'm glad you had a good time.

I'm going to ask Tenten to be my pen pal,

so I can learn more about China.

Well, that's a great idea.

Hi, Barney.

Hello, hello.

Barney.

Oh, hi, May Ling.

-Mom? -Sweetheart.

I've got somebody I'd like for you to meet.

Rusty, my man.

I think that's your baby sister.

This is May Ling.

Hi, I'm Rusty.

I'm your big brother.

This is for you from a special friend in China.

[Baby Bop] Aww.

Being a good brother or sister or friend is easy.

When we follow our hearts

and show the people we love

how much we care.

♪ I love you

♪ You love me

♪ We're a happy family

♪ With a great big hug

♪ And a kiss from me to you

♪ Won't you say You love me too? ♪

Oh, I do love you, Barney.

♪ I love you

♪ You love me

♪ We're best friend Like friends should be ♪

♪ With a great big hug

♪ And a kiss from me to you

♪ Won't you say You love me too? ♪

Hey, Sissy,

why don't we have that tea party now?

Okay.

-All right. -Come on!

-Bye. -Bye.

[Barney] See you soon. Bye.

All right, I guess we better get going too.

[Barney] Oh, okay.

We can come back to the park another time.

You can see all the neat thing and meet all my friends.

-You'll love it. -All right, let's go.

-Well, I'll see you later. -Bye, Barney.

Bye, Mel, bye, May Ling.

-Bye, Rusty. -Bye, Barney.

[Barney] Goodbye!

[whimsical music]