14x05 - Pistachio - BJ Snack Attack

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♪ Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination

♪ And when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation

♪ Barney and friends are here for you

♪ To sing and dance and play games too

♪ Barney comes to play with us whenever he may need to

♪ Barney can be your friend too if you just make believe him

- Hi Rachael.

- Hi Barney, wanna see my picture?

- Well sure, would you like a pistachio?

- Yes please, thank you Barney.

- Sure, I'd like one too. Now see here,

oh that's very nice, I like the way you put (chews loudly)

By the (chews loudly) very good.

- Come see by picture, Barney.

- Okay Baby Bop. Very (chews loudly) Baby Bop.

- Well thank you, I think.

- Pistachios?

- Oh, what are pistachios, anyway?

- Well, pistachios are crispy, crunchy nuts,

and whenever I eat them, I always want more

♪ Just can't get enough. Just can't get enough

♪ Just can't get enough, yeah. I just can't get enough

♪ There's nothing I like better than a tasty treat

♪ Sharing it with others makes it really sweet

♪ Having lots of friends; yes, it's better than one,

♪ and when we're all together, oh it's so much fun!

♪ Just can't get enough. Just can't get enough

♪ Just can't get enough, yeah. I just can't get enough

♪ Playing with our toys can be so much fun

♪ But, we rather have a lot of toys than only one

♪ Just can't get enough. Just can't get enough

♪ Just can't get enough, yeah. I just can't get enough

♪ We like to ride our bicycles, all day long. Oh, yeah!

♪ Exercise is fun, and it makes us strong

♪ Just can't get enough. Just can't get enough

♪ Just can't get enough, yeah. I just can't get enough

♪ Just can't get enough. Just can't get enough

♪ Just can't get enough, yeah. I just can't get enough!

- Almost done, just a little more ...

- Me too. - Just about finished here.

(loud crunch) - [All] Whoah!

- What happened?

- Yup, nothing like a good pistachio. Oh, no, I'm all out!

But I have more inside, I'll just have some extra ones.

- Barney sure does like pistachios.

- You can say that again, Baby Bop.

- I couldn't even say it the first time.

- I wonder how many more pistachios he has in there.

- Well maybe I should go check and see.

- Oh, I'll go with you! - Me too.

- Okay, you guys can stay here and work on the paintings.

- Okay, bye!

- Okay let's see if we can find him.

Ooh, we need to put this up first.

Oh wow! - Oh wow!

- Wowzer! Pistachios everywhere.

- Just in time to join me for a homemade pistachio treat.

- Oh, what is it? - Pistachio ice cream.

- Ice cream? Let's try it! - Okay!

= What kind of ice cream do you like?

- I love ice cream.

♪ Icy, creamy ice cream. Cold and sweet.

♪ Icy, creamy ice cream can't be beat.

♪ Icy, creamy ice cream. I giggle when I eat

♪ my icy, creamy ice cream. What a treat.

- I like vanilla best.

- I like cherries on my ice cream.

♪ I could eat a bowl. I could eat a cup.

♪ When I get some ice cream, I eat it all up.

♪ Eat it with a topping. Eat it all alone.

♪ Eat it with some pie or a triple dipper cone.

♪ Icy, creamy ice cream. Cold and sweet.

♪ Icy, creamy ice cream can't be beat.

♪ Icy, creamy ice cream. I giggle when I eat

♪ my icy, creamy ice cream. What a treat.

- My favorite ice cream is strawberry.

- I like chocolate.

♪ Chocolate or Vanilla, Peach or Bubble Gum.

♪ Peppermint, Strawberry, yummy yum yum!

♪ Maybe it's a sundae. Maybe it's a shake.

♪ I could eat a gallon or eat it with some cake.

♪ Icy, creamy ice cream. Cold and sweet.

♪ Icy, creamy ice cream can't be beat.

♪ Icy, creamy ice cream. I giggle when I eat

♪ my icy, creamy ice cream. What a treat.

♪ Icy, creamy ice cream. What a treat!

- That ice cream was pretty good.

- [Both] Yeah!

- And here are some more pistachio treats.

We have pistachio pops, a fresh pistachio cake,

and don't forget, pistachio pie, dig in everyone!

I'll just put this tray away and be right back.

- Well, come on, Beej, dig in.

- I'm not gonna try it, you try it.

- I'm not gonna try. - Don't look at me!

- Guys, we have to get rid of these

pistachio treats before Barney comes back.

- Okay, let's hide them! - Good idea.

- Okay. - Alright.

- Ew, what are those made of? - Where to put these?

- I don't eat anything the same color as me.

I'll put the pistachio thing there.

- Oh, here he comes.

- Well you certainly cleaned those plates.

- Yeah, we cleaned them. - Yeah.

- You know, I should find some more pistachio recipes.

- No, that's okay Barney, don't bother.

- Let's see now this sounds tastypistach-aroni and cheese.

- Oh, gross, now what will we do?

- I got an idea, but we'll need some help.

(whispering)

- Let's see now, pistachio pizza, pistachio popovers,

pickled peppercorn pistachio puffs!

- Are you ready Barney? The show's about to start.

- What show is that Riff?

- A really special one, I think you're

going to like it, come on, let's go!

- Okay, I just love shows.

- Great, it's a little story called, "The Popcorn Pot."

- Once upon a time, long long ago, a poor family

was kind to a fairy and so she gave them a wonderful

popcorn pot, and the magic words were go,

and the magic words were stop.

They said, "Go pot go!" And it started to pop.

Yummy popcorn filled the pot right up to the top.

They said, "Stop pot stop!" When there was enough.

And they put the pot away with their other stuff.

But one little child wanted much more,

and took out the pot while the others did chores.

- Go pot go!

- She said with a shout, so the little pot popped

and popcorn came out, and out, and out,

until popped popcorn was all about!

"No more," said the girl, "Haven't you heard?"

But the pot didn't stop, those weren't the right words.

- Oh, halt! Cut it out! No no!

- But the popcorn kept popping right up to her toes.

And just when the popcorn rose up to her shin,

the rest of her family hurried in.

- Stop, pot, stop! - They all said with a shout.

And since those were the words.

- No more popcorn came out. - The girl said:

- Oh, I'm sorry, and I have to confess.

Too much of a good thing is a very big mess. The end.

- [All] Bye!

- You know, your show really made me think

I can make pistachio popcorn, I'd love that.

- But Barney, you were supposed to think

you should stop eating pistachios.

- What, why? I don't eat that many.

(rumbling)

Yeah, I forgot about those, maybe

I have been eating too many, maybe I've made a big mistake.

♪ Oh! Oh! Oh! What a big mistake

♪ No! No! No! Look my knees have started to shake

♪ Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! This is more than I can take

♪ Oh! Oh! Oh! What a big mistake

♪ I thought things were going okay but they turned out wrong

♪ And I hope everything works out before too long

♪ But, until they do, I'm gonna sing this song

♪ Oh! Oh! Oh! What a big mistake

♪ So. So. So. You made a big mistake

♪ No. No. No. You don't need to shiver and shake

♪ All you need to know, for goodness sake

♪ Is that you can learn, I can learn from my mistakes

You're right, I'll stop eating pistachios for a while

but what am I going to do with all these?

- I have an idea, we can put them in jars and make maracas.

- And we can feed the rest of the squirrels.

They're nuts about nuts. (laughs)

- Thank you all, now I see too much of anything is too much.

But there's one thing I can't get enough of.

- What's that, Barney? - Friends like you.

♪ I'm so happy you're the one that's here today having fun

♪ Wherever we go, whatever we do,

♪ It's better with a friend like you

♪ Everything's better with a friend

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do

♪ It's better with a friend like you

♪ Everything's better with a friend

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do

♪ It's better with a friend like you

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do

♪ It's better with a friend like you

Bye bye!

- Now here's something that will tickle your funny bone.

- What do you use to count cows?

- [Offscreen Group] What?

- A cow-culator. (laughs)

- What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?

- I don't know.

- I'm stuck on you. (laughs)

- If you liked that, you're gonna love this!

♪ One, two , one two three four

♪ Find the numbers in your house, play a little game

♪ It's so much fun to see how many numbers you can name

♪ Find the numbers in your house

♪ All the numbers in your house

♪ What's that on the wall? That makes the sound "tick tock"

♪ It has two hands and twelve numbers.

♪ I know, a clock!

♪ Find the numbers in your house, play a little game

♪ It's so much fun to see how many numbers you can name

♪ Find the numbers in your house

♪ All the numbers in your house

♪ Ding-a-ling-a-ling,

♪ What's ringing in your home?

♪ You push the numbers to call a friend

♪ I know a telephone!

♪ Find the numbers in your house, play a little game

♪ It's so much fun to see how many numbers you can name

♪ Find the numbers in your house

♪ All the numbers in your house

♪ Find the numbers in your house

♪ All the numbers in your house

- Hello, Lindsay, it's a terrific day, isn't it?

- Hi Barney, oops! - It's a breezy day too!

And that means it's a super-dee-dooper day for flying kites.

- You said it, Barney! - Hi, BJ!

- Hi, Barney! - Oh and Baby Bop!

- Hi guys, how are ya? - And Riff.

Looks like everyone is out flying kites today.

- Well you don't have a kite, Barney.

- Well here you can have this one.

- Oh, thank you BJ. - You're welcome.

- Come on, let's fly our kites, up up uppity up to the sky.

- Whoah, let's go, if you pretend, you can fly a kite

with us, let's run and get those kites in the air.

♪ Flying so high with its tail in the breeze

♪ Up in the air with the greatest of ease

♪ Flipping and dipping with colors so bright

♪ I love to fly my kite

♪ Whirling, twirling, high in the air

♪ Whirling, twirling, floating up there

♪ At the end of the string, it's a wonderful thing

♪ I love to fly my kite

♪ Look at it flutter and dance all around

♪ Hear the wind blowing it high off the ground

♪ Feel the string tugging and just hold on tight

♪ And you can fly a kite

♪ Whirling, twirling, high in the air

♪ Whirling, twirling, floating up there

♪ At the end of the string, it's a wonderful thing

♪ I love to fly my kite

- Oh, I really do.

- Sissy, can you take my kite please?

- Well why are you stopping BJ?

- All of a sudden I don't feel so good.

- Does your tummy hurt BJ?

- A little bit, I'm feeling kind of tired too.

- Maybe you need something to eat, B.

- But I just ate, Riff, I had a couple of candy bars,

a lollipop or two or three, about this many cookies,

some donuts, a little slice of pie-

- I think that's what made your tummy hurt, BJ.

Maybe you should go in and rest for a little.

- That's right, Barney's right.

- Oh maybe you are right, Barney, okay.

- Come on hang in there. - Feel better soon.

- Does BJ's tummy hurt because he ate too many sweet treats?

- Don't be silly sissy, you can never eat too many treats.

- Well BJ, sweets do taste good, but too many

of them can make you feel not so good.

- Next time you should try some healthy snackity snacks.

- That's right, Riff, there are plenty of foods

that taste good and are good for you too, like apples

and oranges and peaches and bananas.

- Oh, they look good enough to eat, yummy yummy,

and they smell good too, this peach feels fuzzy.

- This apple sounds good and tastes totally tippity top.

- Precisely, we can see food with our eyes.

- Smell it with our noses-

- Touch it with our fingers, and hear it with our ears.

- And best of all, we can taste

this wonderful food with our mouths.

♪ Snackin' on healthy food is what we like to do

♪ Eating apples, oranges, carrots and some celery too

♪ Nuts and cheese, and some of these,

♪ And a glass of fruit juice too

♪ Snackin' on healthy food is what we like to do

♪ Eating apples, oranges, carrots and some celery too

♪ Nuts and cheese, and some of these,

♪ And a glass of fruit juice too

♪ Snackin' on healthy food is what we like to do

♪ Eating apples, oranges, carrots and some celery too

♪ Nuts and cheese, and some of these,

♪ And a glass of fruit juice too

- Are you feeling better now, BJ?

- Yeah sissy, I am, come on let's go out and play some more.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Are you sure you're feeling okay, BJ?

- Yeah, Riff I'm feeling ... I'm feeling ... really bad.

- Maybe you'd better sit down and take a short rest, BJ.

- Good idea, Barney.

- Yeah, you take it easy Beej,

we'll be right over there okay?

- We'll come back to check on you.

- Thanks guys. - No problem.

- Here, sweet dreams BJ. - Yeah, sweet dreams ...

Wow, what happened here?

I must be dreaming, I have to be.

Look at all the candy and cake and jelly beans

and ice cream this is a dream come true!

- Sweet treats to eat, scrum diddly umptious sweets!

- I love sweet treats, what kind do you have?

- I have candy canes and gumdrops

and lollipops and don't forget the cookies.

♪ Lookie, lookie it's a cookie, cookie

♪ A cookie that I'm going to eat

♪ Lookie, lookie it's a cookie, cookie

♪ Yummy and nummy and sweet!

♪ First, we make them then, we bake them

♪ I can hardly wait until they're done!

♪ Lookie, lookie it's a cookie, cookie

♪ Cookies are wonderful fun

♪ Ice cream, get your ice cream

♪ Icy creamy ice cream cold and sweet

♪ Icy, creamy ice cream can't be beat

♪ Icy, creamy ice cream. I giggle when I eat

♪ my icy, creamy ice cream. What a treat

♪ Icy creamy ice cream, cold and sweet

♪ Icy, creamy ice cream can't be beat

♪ Icy, creamy ice cream. I giggle when I eat

♪ my icy, creamy ice cream. What a treat

♪ First, we make them then, we bake them.

♪ Then, we decorate them when they're done!

♪ Lookie, lookie it's a cookie, cookie.

♪ Cookies are wonderful fun, cookies are wonderful fun!

- Here you go, and some more, and some more, and some more!

- Have lots and lots and lots!

- Oh, no thank you, oh no thanks guys, I've had enough.

- No more!

- Cookies and cupcakes and candy, oh my.

- You can never have too many sweets.

- Oh true. - Remember?

- Cookies and cupcakes and candy oh my.

Really, that's enough, I have plenty.

I've had all I want, no more, please no more.

No, no, no more, oh man, I guess I was dreaming.

Yeah, I was dreaming, and my stomach doesn't hurt anymore.

Barney, sissy, Riff! - What is it BJ?

- I just had the craziest dream,

and you were there, and you were too.

- What are you talking about BJ?

- Oh, it doesn't matter, what matters is

I'm back and I'm feeling a whole lot better!

Or I will be after I eat, I'm kinda hungry for a snack.

- [All] A snack? - BJ ...

- I mean a healthy snack of course.

- Do you mean something like- - Whoah!

- Are these all healthy snacks, Barney?

- They're super-dee-dooper good for you.

- Thanks, Barney! - Sure!

Do you like to snack on healthy treats?

There are all sorts of yum, yum, yummy foods you can eat.

♪ There are so many foods that you can choose

♪ From chicken and rice, to vegetable stews

♪ If you're willing to try, you can't go wrong

♪ A little bit of everything will help you grow strong

♪ It will, say yum yum yum

♪ Yum yum yum (Yum yum yum)

♪ Listen to your Tummy Say" "Mmm! This food is yummy!"

♪ Say "Yum, yum, yum" Yum yum yum.

♪ Yum yum yum, Yum yum yum.

♪ Good food is good for you.

♪ It's good for your heart, and good for your bones

♪ Good for your hair, look how mine has grown

♪ Good for your eyes, and good for your teeth

♪ Good for your skin, and your muscles underneath

♪ Say "Yum, yum, yum" Yum yum yum.

♪ Yum yum yum, Yum yum yum.

♪ Listen to your tummy say "Mmm! This food is yummy!"

♪ Say "Yum, yum, yum" Yum yum yum.

♪ Yum yum yum, Yum yum yum.

♪ Good food is good for you, it's so yummy!

♪ Good food is good for you. Yum, yum, yum!

Well how do you feel now, BJ?

- Terrific, Barney, my tummy feels great

and I'm not tired anymore, I feel like playing.

- Would you like to fly kites with us?

- Yeah, I'd love to! - [All] Bye Barney!

- Bye-bye.

- Guys I have to tell you about this wild dream-

- Bye! - Bye, see you later!

- It's so nice to have fun and so much fun

to share those times with people we love.

♪ I love you, you love me, we're a happy family

♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you

♪ Won't you say you love me too?

♪ I love you, you love me, we're best

♪ Friends like friends should be

♪ With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you

♪ Won't you say you love me too?

- Bye Barney! - Bye, see you soon!