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14x19 - The Blame Game - Airplanes

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.

14x19 - The Blame Game - Airplanes

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(upbeat music)

♪ Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination

♪ And when he's tall, he what we call a dinosaur sensation

♪ Barney and friends are here for you

♪ To sing and dance and play games too

♪ Barney comes to play with us

♪ Whenever we may need him

♪ Barney can be your friend to

♪ If you just make believe him

(playful music)

- Hey Melanie, you want to come play ball with us?

- Maybe in a while, Olivia

I need to finish this for the art show tomorrow.

- Okay, see you later.

- I hope everyone likes this as much as I do.

What do you think, Barney?

(laughing)

Barney!

- Oh, hello, Melanie.

Oh, it's beautiful.

It looks like you've been working very hard.

- I've been working on this windmill for days.

- Oh and you've done it all by yourself?

- That's right, Barney all by myself.

- Oh wow!

♪ I can do it

♪ There's nothing to it

♪ I can do it by myself

♪ Had to ask for help

♪ When I was small

♪ But now I'm bigger

♪ I can do it all

♪ I'm feeling proud as you can tell

♪ 'Cause I can do it by myself

♪ Cut and paste

♪ You can do it, you can do it

♪ By myself

♪ You can do it, you can do it

♪ Glue and stick

♪ You can do it, you can do it

♪ By myself

♪ You can do it, you can do it

♪ I'm feeling proud

♪ As you can tell

♪ 'Cause I can do it by myself

♪ Oh, you sure can Melanie

(upbeat music)

♪ I can do it

♪ There's nothing to it

♪ I can do it

♪ By myself

♪ Had to ask for help when I was small

♪ But now I'm bigger

♪ I can do it all

♪ I'm feeling proud

♪ As you can tell

♪ 'Cause I can do it by myself

♪ Brush my teeth

♪ You can do it, you can do it

♪ By myself

♪ You can do it, you can do it

♪ Comb my hair

♪ You can do it, you can do it

♪ By myself

♪ You can do it, you can do it

♪ I'm feeling proud

♪ As you can tell

♪ 'Cause I can do it by myself

♪ Everything I do

♪ I do so well

♪ 'Cause I can do it by myself

- There, it's all done.

I was afraid that I wouldn't

get it finished in time for the art show.

- Oh but you did

and I'm very proud of you Melanie.

- Hey guys!

- Hi, everybody. - Hey B.J.

- What's up?

- Look what I made.

- Oh yeah, looks good.

(laughing) - That took a lot of work.

- Cool.

- Thanks.

- Can you play ball with us now?

(playful music)

Oops.

- Oh, careful Marcos.

If you play with the ball inside

something could get broken.

- Sorry about that.

(bell ringing)

- Listen, it's the ice cream man.

And oh, can we get some?

(laughing) Please Barney.

- Oh that sounds super dee duper.

- Oh yeah! - Come on everyone.

Ice cream time.

- Oh, are you coming Marco?

- Wait for me.

- I'm right behind you.

Let me put the ball away.

Uh oh!

Oh no, I broke it!

(dramatic music)

Maybe if I don't say anything, nobody will know.

(light music)

- Today's special, is tootie fruity bubble gum.

- Oh wow! - I think I'll have strawberry

(laughing) - I like chocolate.

What about you, Barney?

- Oh well, on a warm day like this

I like any kind of ice cream.

♪ Icy creamy ice cream

♪ Cold and sweet

♪ Icy creamy ice cream

♪ Can't be beat

♪ Icy creamy ice cream

♪ I giggle when I eat

♪ My icy creamy ice cream

♪ What a treat

Oh, I just love ice cream.

♪ Me too

♪ I could eat a bowl

♪ I could eat a cup

♪ When I get some ice cream

♪ I eat it all up

♪ Eat it with a topping

♪ Eat it all alone

♪ Eat it on some pie

♪ Or a triple dipper cone

(laughing)

♪ Icy creamy ice cream

♪ Cold and sweet

♪ Icy creamy ice cream

♪ Can't be beat

♪ Icy creamy ice cream

♪ I giggle when I eat

♪ My icy creamy ice cream

♪ What a treat

(upbeat music)

- My favorite ice cream is strawberry.

- I like chocolate.

♪ Chocolate or vanilla

♪ Peach or bubble gum

♪ Peppermint, strawberry

♪ Yummy, yum, yum

♪ Maybe it's a sundae

♪ Maybe it's a shake

♪ I can eat a gallon

♪ Or eat it with some cake

♪ Icy creamy ice cream

♪ Cold and sweet

♪ Icy creamy ice cream

♪ Can't be beat

♪ Icy creamy ice cream

♪ I giggle when I eat

♪ My icy creamy ice cream

♪ What a treat

♪ Icy creamy ice cream

♪ What

♪ A

♪ Treat

- I like all the ice creams. - I like chocolate.

- I couldn't decide which I liked the most

it was all so yummy.

Oh, Marcos, you missed some really great ice cream.

It was terrific! - Uh huh!

- What do we do now?

Who wants to play a game?

- Oh, I do, I'll play. - That sounds like fun.

And what about you, Marcos.

- I don't really feel like playing now.

- Uh oh, Marcos, you're not sick, are you?

- No, no, you guys go ahead.

- Oh, I wanna go see if my windmill is dry now.

- Hold on, Melanie.

Uh!

Let's play a game first.

- Wait a minute.

I thought you didn't feel like playing.

- Oh, I feel great now.

So, what do we play?

- Um, well, there are many kinds of games.

What games do you like to play?

(upbeat music)

♪ When we're together

♪ There's nothing better

♪ Than playing a game with a friend

♪ With games we all know

♪ We can get up and go

♪ We can make up new games

♪ And pretend

♪ Laughing and running

♪ Or singing a song

♪ Climbing and jumping

♪ All day long

♪ I love it when we play together

♪ Playing games

♪ There's nothing like playing a game

♪ Everyone loves to play games

♪ Let's keep on playing our games

(upbeat music) - Ten!

♪ Dancing along

♪ We can play all day long

♪ We never get tired of the fun, no

♪ There's always a new game

♪ Or one with a new name

♪ A game we can teach everyone

♪ There are many outdoor games

♪ That we love to play

♪ And others we save

♪ For a rainy day

♪ As long as we're playing together

♪ Playing games

♪ There's nothing like playing a game

♪ Everyone loves to play games

♪ Let's keep on playing our games

(giggling) - Okay, which game

are we gonna play?

- How about kickball?

We can all play that.

- Oh I like that idea. - That's a great idea, Melanie

- I'll go get a kickball.

- Alright.

- Hold on, B.J.

I'll go get it.

- Oh, that's okay, I got it.

- Is everything alright, Marcos?

- Oh yeah, sure.

- 'K.

(slow music)

- Know it's in her somewhere.

Oh, I got it!

(giggling) Ah, kickball, alright!

Oh man!

Oh, I gotta tell somebody about this.

(playful music) Oh, this is bad.

- Kickball will be fun.

- Hey everybody, come in here, quick.

(upbeat music) - Okay, B.J.

Come on.

(upbeat music)

- Aye, yaya!

What happened to Melanie's windmill, oh?

- What is it B.J.?

- Look at this.

- Oh no, what happened?

How did it happen?

- I don't know.

Looks like something smashed it.

- What am I going to do?

The art show's tomorrow

and my windmill's ruined.

- Maybe you can fix it.

- Oh, yeah, we can all help.

- That's a good idea, B.J.

You help Melanie and I'll be back in a few minutes, okay.

- Okay, Barney

- Okay.

- It's okay Melanie, we'll help you with it.

(soft music) Okay, let's see.

- Is something wrong, Marcos?

- Barney, did you ever do something bad

but you didn't mean to?

But it just kinda happened.

And you thought

maybe it'd be alright if you didn't tell anybody.

- You mean like

accidentally breaking something?

- Yeah, I broke Melanie's windmill.

And I'm afraid she's going to be mad at me.

- If we do something wrong

we should always tell someone.

It's the honest thing to do.

♪ It's better to be honest

♪ It's better to tell the truth

♪ It's better to be honest

♪ Always tell the truth

♪ Its better to be honest

♪ Its better to tell the truth

♪ Its better to be honest

♪ Always tell the truth

♪ Sometimes, it's hard

♪ Sometimes, we make mistakes

♪ But if you tell the truth

♪ Then you'll feel really great

♪ Sometimes, things can happen

♪ And sometimes things go wrong

♪ But if you tell the truth

♪ Things get better before too long

♪ They really do

♪ Its better to be honest

♪ Its better to tell the truth

♪ Its better to be honest

♪ Always tell the truth

♪ Don't make something up

♪ And never tell a lie

♪ Just always tell the truth

♪ Come on, give it a try

♪ Its better to be honest

♪ Its better to tell the truth

♪ Its better to be honest

♪ Always tell the truth

- I will.

♪ Always tell the truth

♪ Yes, I will

♪ Always tell the

♪ Truth

That's what I'm gonna do

I'm going to tell Melanie the truth.

- Great.

- Thanks, Barney, don't know what I'd do without you.

- I think you would have done the right thing.

(upbeat music) - Where does this go?

- Uh, I think maybe here.

- Oh! (soft music)

- Um, Melanie

I need to tell you something.

- Uh huh!

- Well, I broke your windmill.

When you went outside to get ice cream.

I'm very sorry, it was an accident.

The ball hit your windmill and broke it.

I should have been more careful.

- Why didn't you tell me before?

- I was afraid you'd be mad

and wouldn't want to be my friend.

- Even if I'm a little mad

I'm still your friend.

I'm glad you told me.

- And so am I.

You did the right thing, Marcos.

- Thanks!

I'd like to help fix it.

If you'll let me.

- Yeah, sure, come on.

- Oh, it's always best to be honest and tell the truth

because that's what true friends do.

♪ I'm so happy

♪ You're the one

♪ That's here today

♪ Oh, having fun

♪ Wherever we go

♪ Whatever we do

♪ It's better with a friend like you

♪ Everything's better with a friend

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do

♪ It's better with a friend like you

♪ Everything's better with a friend

♪ Everything's better with a friend like you

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do

♪ It's better with a friend like you

♪ Playing, pretending, whatever we do

♪ It's better with a friend like you

Bye, bye!

(upbeat music)

- Now, here's something that'll tickle your funny bone.

- What did one eye say to the other eye?

- [All] What?

Between you and me,

something smells.

(laughing)

- If you liked that,

you're gonna love this.

(upbeat music)

♪ When I feel happy

♪ I can smile

♪ The biggest smile I know

♪ Then you can see my happy show

(laughing)

♪ Ha, ha, ha

♪ Hee, hee, hee

♪ Come on get silly

♪ And laugh with me

♪ Giggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, h*, h*, h*

♪ When you're feeling happy

♪ Let it show

(laughing)

♪ I've got the sillies

♪ When you get 'em

♪ You'll be silly like me

♪ I can't stop laughing

♪ As you can see

(laughing)

♪ Ha,ha, ha

♪ Hee, hee, hee

♪ Come on get silly

♪ And laugh with me

♪ Giggle, gaggle, wiggle, waggle, h*, h*, h*

♪ When you get the sillies

♪ Let it show

(laughing)

♪ I've got a tickle

♪ It makes me wiggle

♪ It makes me giggle, too

(laughing)

♪ Can't hold it in

♪ I just gotta giggle

(giggling)

♪ Ha, ha, ha

♪ Hee, hee, hee

♪ Come on get silly

♪ And laugh with me

♪ Giggle, gaggle, wiggle, waggle, h*, h*, h*

♪ When you're feeling happy

♪ Feeling happy

♪ When you get the sillies

♪ Got the sillies

♪ When you've got a tickle

(laughing) ♪ Got a tickle

♪ Let

♪ It

♪ Show

- Come on Barney, you can do it.

Come on, you're almost there.

- (giggling) One, okay.

(cheering) Okay, one more time.

And, whoa!

(cheering) (applauding)

Oh, thank you, thank you.

And thank you for inviting me to play hopscotch.

- [Both] You're welcome!

(buzzing) (laughing)

- Um, what's that strange sound?

Do you hear it?

- Zoom (laughing)

(upbeat music)

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking

captain B.J.

We hope you're enjoying your flight today.

Zoom!

(laughing)

If you look this way,

you'll see a really cool playset.

And if you look that way,

uh oh, we're headed straight

to a big purple Barney - Oh, no, no, no

look out, whoa (laughing)

That was some fancy flying, Captain B.J.

- Oh, thanks Barney.

What do you think of my new airplane?

Isn't it the most awesome thing you've ever seen?

- Oh my, that's a terrific toy.

- See, it's just like a real plane.

It has two wings and a tail and everything.

- And this is the c*ck

where the pilot sits to fly the plane.

(giggling)

- Oh, where are you going to fly now?

- Oh, way up there.

- Okay!

- Zoom!

(upbeat music)

♪ Look

♪ Look

♪ Hey look up there

♪ Up in the sky

♪ There in the fluffy clouds

♪ Way up high

♪ Let's shout "Hooray"

♪ As they zoom by

♪ Hey, look at me I can fly

- Hello.

♪ I'm like a bird in the sky

♪ Flying around with them

♪ Oh so high

♪ I wave hello

♪ Then I wave good bye

♪ Hey look at me

♪ I can fly

- Look at me guys!

♪ Hey look at us

♪ Up in the sky

♪ Here in the fluffy clouds

♪ Way up high

♪ We hear a "Hooray"

♪ As we zoom by

♪ Hey look at us

♪ We can fly

♪ I'm like a bird in the sky

♪ Flying around with them

♪ Oh so high

♪ I wave hello

♪ Then I wave goodbye

♪ Hey look at me

♪ I can fly

♪ Hey look at me

♪ I can fly

- Zoom!

- Oh, here I come.

(giggling)

- That things totally tippy top BJ.

- (giggling) Oh, thanks Riff.

And now it's time to land.

- Cool, okay

- Let's just move this stuff out of the way.

- Thanks, Barney.

- There you go (giggling)

Oh, captain D.J. you're clear to land.

- We're coming in,

please fasten your seat belts

and put your tray tables in the upright position.

- Whoa, here we go.

(laughing)

- Oh man, this plane is the greatest.

- Oh check it out

it even has

propellers.

(giggling)

- That's right,

some planes have propellers that spin around and around.

They help the planes fly through the air.

- Sometimes they should like

the Beat Bopping beat of a drum.

Here listen!

- Okay - I'll show ya.

(drumbeat)

Yea!

(laughing) - Wonderful!

If all airplanes sounded like that,

oh, the sky would be filled with music.

- [Both] Hi Riff, hi B.J.

- Hello. - Hey Madison, hi David.

- Barney - Um?

- Do you want to play some more hopscotch?

- You guys can play too.

- Oh, that sounds great.

Oh, thanks for inviting us.

- Yeah, sounds fun.

- Uh, thanks maybe later (giggling)

Oh BJ can I play with your plane, please?

- Um, sure.

- Ah, thanks.

- Oh, it's very nice of you to share B.J.

Now, let's share a game of hopscotch with Madison and David.

- Oh, cool! (giggling)

- Okay.

- Um, I wonder how the propellers spin around like that.

(beat bopping)

♪ How does this thing work

♪ How does this thing work

♪ How does this thing work

♪ I really want to know

♪ What if I push here

♪ What if I pull there

♪ How does this thing work

♪ I really want to know

♪ I've got a lot questions

♪ I really want to know

♪ Why things work the way they do

♪ I like

♪ To find

♪ The answer so

♪ How does this thing work

♪ How does this thing work

♪ How does this thing work

♪ I really want to know

♪ What if I push here

♪ What if I pull there

♪ How does this thing work

♪ I really want to know

I wonder what's in here.

Oh what if this was a real plane (laughing)

It'd be full of people and suitcases (laughing)

Wouldn't it be fantastic fun to be in a real airplane?

Cool a-rama!

(upbeat music)

♪ Let's go flying in a plane today

♪ It's so much fun to fly away

♪ To a place we really want to see

♪ Or to visit some friends and family

♪ Flying in a plane

♪ Flying in a plane

♪ We love flying in a plane

♪ The airplane pilots take great care

♪ When flying passengers

♪ Here and there

♪ They check their list

♪ For every flight

♪ To make sure everything's just right

♪ Flying in a plane

♪ Flying in a plane

♪ We love flying in a plane

♪ The flight attendants are always nice

♪ They smile and give good safety advice

♪ They help with bags

♪ And finding seats

♪ And sometimes even pass out treats

♪ Flying in a plane

♪ Flying in a plan

♪ We love flying in a plane

♪ When the pilot is ready to go

♪ The engines rev

♪ And we all know

♪ That soon we will be soaring high

♪ With the clouds in the big blue sky

♪ Flying in a plane

♪ Flying in a plane

♪ We love flying in a plane

♪ Flying in a plane

♪ Flying in a plane

♪ We love flying in a plane

(upbeat music)

I better put this back on the plane but

uh oh, where does it go?

Oh, I have to get it back together.

Okay, let's see, um.

Um, the propeller goes here.

Uh, nope, oh!

Okay and um

and that wing goes there

but wait, that's not it.

Oh, maybe it fits here?

Oh no!

It doesn't even look like a plane anymore.

Oh, what am I gonna do?

- There you go. (cheering)

One more, whoa, alright - Whoa, yeah!

That was fun.

Thanks for inviting us to play.

- Oh, yes, thank you very much.

- [Both] You're welcome.

- Oh, I just love hopscotch, oh

(laughing)

Okay, bye, bye now.

- Oh, no! - So much fun.

- B.J.'s coming!

- Oh, hi Riff

- Oh, hi, hi - Are you finishing playing

with my plane?

- Um, uh huh.

- Okay, so

can I have it back now, please?

- Um, sure BJ, why not.

- Riff what are you doing?

- Oh, here you go BJ.

- Whoa!

What happened to my plane?

- I'm sorry B.J., I wanted to see how it works

so I took it apart

but then I couldn't remember how to put it back together.

I shouldn't have taken it a part without asking.

I'm really, really sorry.

- Oh, I'm sure we can put it back together again.

(laughing)

- What?

- It's just so funny looking (laughing)

- You mean you're not mad?

- No, I know how to put it back together.

- Oh wee!

- Observe closely.

See a wing goes on each side, like this.

The tail goes in the back - Oh, that's how it goes.

- And the propellers go on the front of the plane, like this

- Well! - Ta da!

- I'm so glad you knew how to fix it.

- Oh, look B.J. you're not the only one

who brought a plane to the park today.

- Awesome!

- Oh, look at all of them.

- Let's all pretend to fly like an airplane.

Do you want to fly with us?

Just stretch your arms wide and--

Fly!

- Whoa! - Yea!

(upbeat music)

(beat bopping)

♪ Oh, we are flying in an airplane

♪ Lookin' out the window

♪ Watching the clouds go by

♪ Flying in an airplane

♪ Lookin' out the window

♪ Up so very high

♪ Lookin' out the window

♪ We can see the wings

♪ Down below

♪ We see other things

♪ Like little tiny buildings

♪ And cars so small

♪ It makes me feel

♪ Like I'm really tall

♪ Oh, we are flying in an airplane

♪ Lookin' out the window

♪ Watching the clouds go by

♪ Flying in an airplane

♪ Lookin' out the window

♪ Up so very high

♪ Pretending I'm a pilot

♪ Is a lot of fun

♪ I think when I grow up

♪ I really might be one

♪ But for now

♪ I'm just enjoying being in this plane

♪ Safe from the snow

♪ And from the rain

♪ Oh, we are flying in an airplane

♪ Lookin' out the window

♪ Watching the clouds go by

♪ Flying in an airplane

♪ Lookin' out the window

♪ Up so very high

♪ Yes, we are flying in an airplane

♪ Lookin out the window

♪ Watching the clouds go by

♪ Flying in an airplane

♪ Lookin' out the window

♪ Up so very high

- Come on, Riff, let's go play with my airplane together.

- Are you sure you want me to play with it?

- Oh, sure I'm sure.

- Alright!

- Pilot to copilot, are we ready for take off?

- Copilot to pilot, yes we are.

(laughing)

- Bye, bye, see ya. - Bye B.J.

Bye, Riff.

- Zoom!

- See ya!

We had a wonderful time pretending we were airplanes.

Flying high up in the sky.

It's so much fun to pretend

and it's even more fun

to spend that time with someone you love.

♪ I love you

♪ You love me

♪ We're a happy family

♪ With a great big hug

♪ And a kiss from me to you

♪ Won't you say you love me to

♪ I love you

♪ You love me

♪ We're best friends

♪ Like friend should be

♪ With a great big hug

♪ And a kiss from me to you

♪ Won't you say

♪ You love me to

(upbeat music)