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the music what kind of music would a
pizza play if a pizza played a song
would it plank would it trip like a
magic feet
would a tinkle a tinkly tune would it
hum
flying like a chinese g*n
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what kind of music would a pizza make
absolutely nothing pizza charlie horse
music pizza
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did you hear that we're having a toy
exchange
if you've got an altar you can make a
change
if it's old but it's good it is paper or
wood
then exchange exchanges
here we are at the toy exchange
happily will arrange to swap a toy that
you find that you don't want a wine for
a toy if you're skilled you can learn
how to build i soldier a witch any toy
we can switch for you
if you've got
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a teddy bear
if you've got a toy you used to
love a soldier in bed who guarded your
bed
you don't have to drop him
you can find it right here at the toy
exchange
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bring us your toy and we'll make a
change
if it's yellow or blue listen here's
what you do
exchange it we'll change it for
something that's new in another toy
today great man great
man uh and lamb uh junior would you
please help the kids put the rhythm
instruments into the box near the drums
yeah no problem charlie thank you later
charlie i must say you you never cease
to amaze me
i mean the idea of the toy exchange is
outstanding
no it really is bringing in
toys you've outgrown to exchange for
other choices
i mean it's a lesson yes it's really
sensational
you took the words right out of my mouth
that's where i get all my words
you know i told junior he that you were
gonna like it you know
like it yeah but you know junior he oh
now don't knock junior i'm not knocking
him he's cool he's my bud
big cool and little cool that's who we
are well i thank goodness for junior i
got to tell you oh yeah you know i'm the
people person around the restaurant but
junior he takes the phone calls he takes
the orders he
sets the tables he carries the food he
practically runs the restaurant i know
uh who's going to play these other
rhythms
yeah i'll me and my buddies i invited
all the cool guys at school you know to
come and hang out
with my pal junior and me oh
how's it going to work well um i told
the guys that we'd have bunches of goofy
um rhythm instruments you know and they
could get up on the
stage and clown around and make a lot of
noise and and
and show off show off yeah it's going to
be a blast
uh-huh did you hear that we're having a
toy exchange
where do you come up with these ideas
well if you got it
you got it and you know you got it
yeah i'll tell you what else you've got
yeah you remember that
new bike that you wanted yeah
the the one that i couldn't afford all
of the fancy bell
uh-huh well today i'm going to go out
and buy you
that bell thanks a lot
and then for your birthday i'm going to
go and slip that bike underneath it
you're kidding no no of course your bike
will depend upon the success
of the toy exchange hey me and my buddy
junior we'll do it
we'll nail it i hope so because i'm not
gonna be here to help you get ready you
told me you told me i mean i'm not gonna
be here until
right before the toy exchange starts you
told me you told me i forgot what you
told me
where are you gonna be i'm taking lamb
chop and some of her friends
on one of those special nature walks of
mine you want to come
ah with the little kids yeah you enjoyed
my nature walk last summer
last summer i was a little kid this year
i'm hanging with junior
yeah well with me away you and junior
are sharing gel
i got it covered i got signs
all over town and and the bulletin board
at school it says the
toy exchange and and i called all the
coolest guys and they're coming
and even i thought he made seven wrong
numbers and they're all coming
that's great yeah it's that charlie
horse idea
oh i'm so glad you like it i can't wait
to tell junior that you like it
hey junior where are you
here i come here i come so charlie what
did you think of the toy exchange
oh oh shari just loved your idea of the
toy exchange loved it you thought it was
mine
hey sure i did and the rhythm instrument
then oh that was a great idea you had
cause i'm tired because i'm tired you
know shari is so excited with this idea
of yours who knows
if it's a success she might even
give you a raise charlie you really are
a pilot
yeah you're well you're kidding it's you
and me me and you
us we're a team right right right
yeah it goes untied i mean i couldn't do
this toy exchange
without you i mean there's a lot of work
i don't know
what is the matter with you you don't
look so good you know i
think i got the flu oh try to look a
little better would you i mean i think
i hear shari coming
whoa what was fast it was a sneeze big
deal a sneeze
you got it cold oh
junior go home not home what do you mean
home for a sneeze
i feel like sneezing myself and i'm
perfect that's you
aren't you sorry i don't want to let you
down junior
come on we serve food here you're
sick one sneeze everybody's sick go home
go to bed
oh no you can't go home he can't go shh
go home darling okay
sorry charlie oh bye
oh oh oh oh look what you've done
what did i do without junior we can't do
this toy exchange
so we'll cancel we can't cancel why not
because
all the cool guys at school are coming i
told you they want to see me working
with my buddy
junior so you work with somebody else oh
well um how about uh
hey john hey girl is an
eighth an eight
takeout is not cool yeah but he's not
clever
takeout is not junior junior who is not
going to be here
not not you need somebody oh
i wish you could come i mean really he
needs help
how about lamb chop oh she's a kid
hush puppy a kid a kid i cannot work
with kids
i do not need kids kids are okay in
their place but this
place is not their place not today
which leaves us with takeout oh not cool
not cool not school all right um charlie
horse
uh take out what are you doing
sweetheart
would you get us some um ice cream oh
thank you
now look charlie
if there's no toy exchange yeah there'll
be no rhythm then yeah
there'll be no extra customers yeah and
then there'll be no
bike no bike
take out take out you have the ice cream
darling oh i got it
is it cool yeah it's cold
but let me tell you take out it's not
cool
today i want you to do junior's job
june you're smart oh you're smart
and if you do junior's job you'll get
even smarter
and you know in this country a smart
monkey
can get to be president president you
really think i could do it
oh yo oh yeah sure
he's ready sherry yeah i think so all
right take
out show me how you would clear the
table
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take out you're here where's junior but
junior's not here
oh that's right he's sick because that's
why why
why what why i'm taking his place oh
that's one reason
and the other reason because then i can
be president
president you mean we lose junior and we
gain
a president uh-huh uh-huh a smart monkey
can get to be president
we've had very few monkeys or presidents
no monkeys who ran the country
why well because if you're going to be
president you have to know
how to write i could write really
did you write this uh-huh uh-huh did you
uh-huh uh-huh all right any idea what it
said
was it a pizza
what was it mr president um water
water water water nothing i'm a cook i
don't
i don't make water i have a pitcher
there you go of water right here and i
have a glass
right here and i'm pouring in
you go and that is
what i always wondered how they did that
well now you know could i have one of
those pictures
sure hey you can have this very one
they ask for four waters i'll bring four
glasses pour in some of this water stuff
from the pitcher
and crystal water hey watch it
the country is going to be so lucky to
have you you think
oh yeah i think you can do anything that
you set your mind to
could i do junior's job why not why not
can you answer a phone call depends what
it asks can you make change
i don't know what's it made out of can
you set a table no
all right this is easy listen to me here
is a tape
look how to set a table what you're
gonna do is play this and they'll teach
you
how to set a table everything you need
to know is on here really
absolutely wow
it's good huh all you have to say is
i can do it say that
when now now is good but i can do it
like this i can do it
i can do it oh you're halfway there my
boy you are halfway there yeah
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okay
what are you all doing you're making
music that's not
music that's noise well i'll tell you
that's why should i go tell charlie
horse
because he thinks that that noise that
he's making with those rhythm
instruments is music hey
it is music well if that's music cell is
this
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any sounds can be used to make music
well then how come you always tell jolly
horse
don't slam the door but why isn't the
noise of a door slamming music
uh-huh yeah because if you make
one noise you got a sound but you make
another
and then another you've got a pattern
one
two three maybe you've even got rhythm
and if you've got
rhythm you've got music because music is
just
sounds organized into a pattern
so when charlie slams the door
again and again and
again he's making music nah he's making
trouble
yeah but you said take a sound
one single sound it might be the
sweetest sound around
but if a single sound is all you've got
too bad
one sound alone can not be
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music
that's starting to
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you've got to gather a whole bunch of
sounds
and make a pattern with them
form a shape
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