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01x03 - Deus Vult

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Saga of Tanya the Evil". Aired: January 6, 2017 – March 31, 2017.*
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The series focuses on a salaryman whose reincarnation as the titular character living in an alternate version of World w*r I leaves her to be trapped in an endless cycle of reincarnation.

01x03 - Deus Vult

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Unified Year , Imperial Army Northern Garrison

T: It was a few days after the wounds from my first battle had healed.

T: Military Commander's Office

Gu: Second Lieutenant Degurechaff, here are your deployment orders.

T: Thank you.

T: Just don't send me to the front lines...

T: The Tactical Instructor Squad back home?

Gu: Only someone accomplished enough to earn the Silver Wings

Gu: could be assigned to an instruction unit at your age.

T: That's exactly what I wanted!

T: But I can't make my happiness too obvious.

T: This is an honor, but...

Gu: You are dissatisfied?

Gu: If you have a problem with it,I can pass it on.

T: No!

T: I am grateful for this incredible honor.

T: But this is a position at the rear,where it could be said not much is done.

Gu: Don't worry about it.

Gu: Even if you are an ace, deploying you to the front lines

Gu: would be bad for appearances.

T: I guess that settles it, then.

T: Deployment orders received.

T: This is wonderful!

T: Safe, rear-echelon deployments... How I love you!

Gu: Very well.

Gu: Then head to the General Supply Staff.

T: Is this for technology testing?

Gu: Yes, they need you to testa new type of computation jewel.

T: It's true that testing new equipment falls under the instruction unit's duties...

T: May I ask about this new jewel?

Gu: Unfortunately, all I've been told that it's a prototype.

T: I understand.

T: Thank you...

T: ...kidding me?!

T: You can't be serious!

T: How is this a safe, rear-echelon deployment?!

T: Cruscos Army Aerial Unit Testing Grounds

Gu: Second Lieutenant Degurechaff, are you conscious?

Gu: Second Lieutenant!

T: Oxygen density and body temperature are dropping fast.

T: At this rate, I won't last long.

.: Episode Deus Vult

.: Elenium Type-?

Gu: By synchronizing four computation jewel cores,

Gu: this prototype grants revolutionary abilities.

Gu: It uses tremendous magical energy,

Gu: but with the amount you have, that shouldn't be a problem.

T: There are all kinds of problems!

T: These crystals aren't stable at all.

T: If this keeps up, they'll explode again!

T: If this keeps up, they'll explode again!

Gu: Roger.

Gu: We'll bring this experiment to an—

Gu: Second Lieutenant! Can't you go any higher?!

: Doctor?!

Gu: Theoretically, you should be able to reach , meters!

Gu: Imperial Military Technology Development Chief Engineer Adelheid von Schugel

T: A standard computation jewel's maximum altitude is ,!

Gu: The load is within acceptable parameters!

T: Those are theoretical numbers!

T: For use as military-grade items, keep durability in mind!

Gu: What are you talking about?

Gu: That would ruin the jewel's optimized synchronization!

T: I don't know when this defective junk will explode!

Gu: Defective junk?

Gu: You called my masterpiece "defective junk"?

Gu: Take that back now!

Gu: Take that back now!

T: Even if the Empire is a meritocracy,

T: what's a guy like him doing as a chief engineer?!

Gu: T-Temperature of jewel cores is rising.

T: I'm cutting the magic supply

T: and emergency purgingthe jewel's magical energy!

Gu: Engine has shut down.

Gu: Motive power lost.

T: At least there won't be a disaster like last time...

T: I am done with this crap!

T: This thing's as defective as an Italian Red Devil!

Gu: Second Lieutenant Degurechaff...

Gu: Again? We're doing this again?!

T: That's my question.

T: If the safety hadn't worked, pieces of mewould be raining down on the base!

Gu: Wait!

Gu: Where's your report?

T: Talk to me about it later.I'm going to the medical room.

Gu: It's because you're failing to concentrate hard enough.

Gu: And you call yourself a soldier?

T: A soldier's job is to use weapons,

T: not spend her time trying to get defective junk to work!

Gu: Y-You called it "defective junk" again?

Gu: Didn't she?

Gu: Y-Yes.

Gu: Take that back...

Gu: For this time and the last time, too!

T: The thing's way too fragile.

T: It'd be more at home in an art museum!

Gu: Why?!

Gu: Why don't you understand how revolutionarythe four-way synchronization is?

T: I'll admit that it's revolutionary.

T: That's why I want you to make something that works!

Gu: Theoretically, it works!

Gu: So why can't you get it work properly?

T: They say a thin line separates genius and madness.

T: But I didn't think talking to himwould be impossible.

T: Doctor, anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

T: That's a famous law.

Gu: That's idiotic!

Gu: Who said something so stupid?!

T: If you live a long life, you'll understand!

T: With the way this is going, I'm doomed!

T: I'm better off on the damn front lines!

T: Request for Transfer

T: Imperial Military General Supply Staff, Technology HQ

Gu: So, what do we do?

Gu: Do we accept it?

Gu: I actually have a daughter about her age.

T: "The brass have decided that the Type- isunreliable and unsuitable for general use.

T: Additional funding has been frozen,and the project has been, de facto, canceled."

T: Yeah, nothing beats being proactive.

T: Only incompetents cling to the metaphysical.

T: In a few days, I'll be on the fast trackin the Imperial capital, coffee in hand.

Gu: This is a serious problem.

Gu: You haven't developed even the tiniest bit of faith.

T: B-Being X...

Gu: Indeed.

T: It's rare to have such an unpleasant reunion.

T: Ten years have passed,and you're still just as unreasonable.

Gu: It seems you've not grown at all, either.

T: Unfortunately, I'm not desperate enough to rely on "God."

Gu: Your attitude is as unacceptable as ever.

Gu: I'd intended to limit my interference to a minimum,

Gu: but foolish little lambs need to be shown the way.

T: Don't worry about me...

T: I'm not the type to stay fenced in.

Gu: Why will you not praise the Creator?

Gu: Long ago, merely speaking to themsufficed to make humans worship God.

Gu: Sometimes, humanity even called to me.

T: And so, I should pray to sometraditionally hand-crafted knick-knack?

T: You're kidding me.

Gu: Perhaps I should give you a blessing.

T: A blessing?

Gu: A miracle.

T: Gonna part the seas or something?

T: Or change water into wine?

T: Miracles are illusions caused byinsufficient observation and understanding.

T: They're just...

T: glorious misunderstandings.

Gu: I don't know about that.

T: A dream?

T: "Deus lo vult."

T: "God wills it"?

T: Can we seriously not?

Gu: An experiment with magical-energy

Gu: transformation and affixation, via multilayer interference.

Gu: Since the project's canceled,

Gu: I'll obviously do the experiments I'd been putting off, right?

T: If you fail, it could blow upthe whole proving grounds.

Gu: The march of progress always has victims.

Gu: Of course, it won't be only you. I won't move from this spot.

T: To be honest, I'd prefer if you found another use for your passion.

Gu: A scientist must be loyal to his research, right?

T: I'm a soldier, not a scientist.

Gu: Then I should give you an order.

Gu: Lieutenant, are you ready?

Gu: Observation teams standing by.

Gu: Activating energy supply to the Type-.

T: Guess I'm out of ideas now...

T: Second Lieutenant Tanya Degurechaff, taking off!

T: Present altitude , meters.

T: Climbing at a speed of .

T: The jewel's synchronization is unstable.

T: It's going to explode!

Gu: Lieutenant,

Gu: no need to worry.

Gu: Our success is assured.

T: Doctor...

T: Where are you getting that confidence?

Gu: It's simple.

Gu: Last night, I received divine inspiration.

Gu: I heard God's voice, and an idea came to me by divine inspiration.

Gu: The god of inventions revealed himself.

T: Doctor, I thought you were an atheist.

Gu: I'm a devout believer now.

Gu: Haven't you also met God, Lieutenant?

Gu: If we pray to God, he will grant our wishes!

Gu: Otherwise, we both become martyrs here!

Gu: Irregularity in energy coefficients. They're going out of control.

T: I'm purging the magical energy.

Gu: No!

Gu: That will disrupt synchronization and destroy the jewel!

T: Damn it!

T: The safety...

T: It's not working?

T: Is this...

Gu: This is a good opportunity, right?

Gu: Let us both pray to God!

Gu: Jewel cores on the verge of fusion!

T: You got me...

T: You set me up, Being X!

Gu: I have blessed your computation jewel

Gu: and performed a miracle.

T: A miracle?

T: You call strapping a b*mb to me a miracle?!

Gu: Now, you must pray to God

Gu: each time you use your computation jewel.

Gu: And eventually, your heart will be filled with faith.

T: Th-That's cheating.

T: You vile piece of sh*t!

Gu: Go now,

Gu: and spread the name of God.

T: God's miracles are great.

T: Praise the Lord

T: and his worthy name.

T: What did I...

T: Did I just pray?

T: To that thing?!

Gu: The cores' synchronization stabilized.

Gu: Magical energy successfully affixed to spatial coordinates!

Gu: I never thought it would actually work.

T: If you just look at the results, this thing is amazing...

T: It's amazing,

T: but it's cursed!

Gu: We did it! We did it!

Gu: It worked!

Gu: I knew it... God is real.

Gu: Deus lo vult...

Gu: God wills it.

Gu: Unified Year , Rhine Theater

T: I praise the power of the Lord

T: and give thanks for his blessings.

T: First, that unreasonable reincarnation,

T: and now this curse.

T: But I have to use it to survive on the front lines...

T: What a dilemma.

V: L-Lieutenant, is there a problem?

T: No!

T: Focus on your work.

V: R-Right.

V: But the main unit fromthe nation's center has gathered.

V: I don't know if we need further reinforcements.

T: What did you say?

V: I-I'm sorry!

T: I'm on the front lines with a cursed jewel...

T: Curse you, Being X!

T: Imperial Strategic Headquarters Strategy and Operations Bureau

R: As the documents you see state...

R: After Second Lieutenant Degurechaff'sfirst battle with the Entente Alliance,

R: she received the Silver Wings as*ault Badge.

R: After contributing to development of a new computation jewel,

R: changes in the military situation led to heremergency deployment to the Rhine theater.

Gu: While in the Rhine theater, she wiped outan entire enemy mage company on her own...

Gu: And she's still carrying outassault missions there?

Gu: She's the ideal soldier.

Gu: Why do you call her a monster?

R: I won't deny that she is a talented mage.

R: But her personality is extremely unusual.

Gu: Is this about the training school incident?

Gu: Keeping rebellious new recruits in lineis part of an officer's job.

R: She is the only one presently capable of using that computation jewel.

R: I believe that indicates latent danger, too.

Gu: You aren't mistaken, Lieutenant Colonel?

Gu: She's still ten.

Gu: She's just a kid.

Z: Lieutenant Colonel Rerugen,

Z: I'm told that you are very good at your job.

Z: Your transfer from Personnel to Operations was, in part,

Z: due to your wide range of knowledge.

R: You overestimate me, but thank you.

Z: And because of that,

Z: I want to respect your opinion as much as possible, but...

Z: We have already decided what to do with Second Lieutenant Degurechaff!

V: I want to sleep in a comfy bed.

V: I want to take a shower.

V: I want to eat apple pie, even if it's from a can...

V: J-Just kidding!

V: I have no dissatisfaction with our mission!

T: Just a few months ago, you were so new to this, you could barely fly.

T: And now look at you.

V: This isn't good.

V: I hope I don't end up like Kurst and Harald...

V: I spoke to Lieutenant Schwarzkopf and recommended you for an officer track.

V: I'm going to be an officer?

T: If you don't want to leave the muddyand bloody front lines, I won't force you.

V: No, no, no, no, no!

V: That's not it!

V: It just seems too good to be true.

V: I'm not sure how to handle it...

T: Head back to the capitalas soon as you're ready.

V: Lieutenant, um...

T: What?

V: My new deployment area won't be blown up by a*tillery, right?

V: God is real, huh?

T: "Second Lieutenant Degurechaff,you are hereby promoted to First Lieutenant

T: and are to attend the military academy."

T: This is the second time I can remember that I've been to university...

T: I'll get a nice easy job studying at the rear!

Gu: Looks like your ride isn't here yet.

T: Lieutenant Schwarzkopf!

Gu: You're always so cold.You won't even let me see you off?

T: I'm sorry.

T: I didn't feel right about leavingthe unit and returning to the capital.

T: Is that why you recommendedCorporal Serebryakov for officer training?

T: She worked directly under me, after all.

T: She's already left.

T: And this makes me look like a superior officer who cares for her troops.

Gu: I want to thank you again.

Gu: Your hard work and new computation jewelhave really helped us.

T: No, thank you, Lieutenant.

T: Unfortunately, I won't have much chanceto use this thing at the academy.

Gu: Either way, I wish you luck.

Gu: God is always with us.

T: W-With u-us!

Gu: What's the situation in the Rhine theater?

Gu: Still a stalemate.

Gu: The main unit made it there.

Gu: But our pre-w*r plans are proving useless.

Gu: So our main force is lacking in mobility and adaptability?

Gu: Our current task is to establish a powerful unit that can adapt to any situation.

T: Warm food and an easy life await me in the capital...

T: If I can get on the railsat the military academy,

T: my future is as good as made.

Gu: A new rapid-response unit, huh?

T: I was worried for a while.

T: But now I feel kind of bad for Being X.

T: A farewell gift?

V: Y-Yes, you've done so much for me.

V: And so, I wanted to thank you.

T: Looking at it, it's obvious that it won't fit.

V: It won't?

V: But you're a growing girl.

V: It'll fit you soon!

.: Next Time Campus Life

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