hello kids
do any of you play sports yes I do yeah
I love to do gymnastics oh I think we
have a video of that Gerald can you run
VT you got it Bo Leighton what is your
favorite thing in the whole wide world
gymnastics
oh that's that's so impressive I wonder
if I could do the splits
cool sports game I once saw
it's called
Sports
I remember it like it was yesterday
reporting live from StoryBots Stadium
commentator bow it's a beautiful day not
a hint of a cloud the fans are excited
just look at that crowd but which team
will win today who'll wear the crown
here at StoryBots stadium in the heart
of the uh nobody knows
what wait a second nobody knows where
the stadium is nobody knows where it is
it's hidden somewhere in Michigan
yeah
we're getting off track early here let's
just say people look it up on the
computer where it is okay
um
but but
um you can't look it up because
um other people who like made it there
and they forgot to like
put on the website
over there huh
or even Travelers tried to find it but
they can't and then they end up
in aha oh
at home
so what you're saying is it's an empty
Stadium yeah
oh boy it's newts versus hedgehogs the
tension is thick
the notes win the coin toss and here
comes the donut
I've never seen anything like it at all
but Patterson has it well under control
he sh**t the pajamas who goes for the
world's fastest guinea pig
has moves that'll put up the shame a
trash can and look it's trash talk in
the elf it's out of the game and is off
to the dump
team town
oh why I'm sorry yes yes
that's so polite okay sure and robot a
tiger
okay okay both teams have yetis and
robots and paint and butterflies with
laser cannons and a gorilla and more but
the hedgehogs are really behind in the
score the newts are just waving their
arms around
maybe like this
[Music]
foreign
that's bad
the home team has won what do you win
well a donut well that would fit and
they and they put unicorn powder in it
oh now you got my attention oh Christ
stay tuned for sports ball of the day
for hours of meaningless chat
honey that's not at all how I remember
the game
bye from here
next time I'll be reading everyone's
favorite The Little Engine That Couldn't
be bothered
oh yeah I'm totally blowing this off
huh I guess I'll be taking the bus
04x05 - Sportsball!
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When Bo the StoryBot attempts to read her stories to a bunch of imaginative kids, they hijack the narrative and take it in all kinds of crazy directions.
When Bo the StoryBot attempts to read her stories to a bunch of imaginative kids, they hijack the narrative and take it in all kinds of crazy directions.