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01x23 - Barney's Best Manners

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.

01x23 - Barney's Best Manners

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the party is a dinosaur from our

imagination and when he's tall he's what

we call a dinosaur sensation

Barney's friends are big and small they

come from lots of places after school

they need to play and sing with happy

faces Barney shows us lots of things

like how to play pretend

ABC's and one two threes

foreign

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and I'll push you okay man

oh we take turns oh we take turns we

play with toys we play with toys because

that's what's right cause that's what's

right for girls and boys we're girls and

boys

and boys

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thank you

oh we take terms

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and we include

everyone

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everyone

oh we take turns so we'll all have fun

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can a dinosaur join in the fun too sure

Barney Tina and I have been playing on

the swing would you please push me again

man sure I'd love to oh I like the way

you've been taking turns manners are

rules for being nice to people and

you're using good manners and being

pulled like to each other

you all the way up to the star

and I'll pretend I'm swinging at night

time

I'm starting slow and Swinging real low

but soon I'll be going much higher

then I'll swing so high I'll be up in

the sky and pretend that I'm a high

flyer

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oh There She Goes

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she better look around soon because if

she's not careful to watch where she's

going I might just bump into the Moon

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she better look around soon because if

she's not careful to watch where she's

going I might just bump into the Moon

she might just bump into the Moon

I like to look up at the sky as I swing

back and forth it's fun to play outside

we can do lots of things outside and

guess what Barney we plant a special

outdoor surprise for you today oh a

surprise oh I love surprises let's see

is it a game we're gonna play well

that's part of it oh goody games are fun

fun and games fun and games oh okay yeah

let me see uh is it something special

we're going to eat it's lots of things

we're gonna eat we're gonna have an

after school picnic a picnic that sounds

like a super duper delicious surprise

it'll be a lot of fun but why don't we

play a game until we get hungry how

and we could pull on the other end

okay Barney the team that can pull the

ribbon over to its side of the stump

wins the tug of w*r ready yep

go oh

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oh nice going kids that's the funniest

tug of w*r I've ever been in why don't

we play another game before our picnic

okay what should it be oh how about a

sec race

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okay the first person to hop past the

steps and then over here to the gate

wins everybody ready just a second

Barney

Derek I think I saw something in your

bag yeah okay get on your mark and it

was big yeah get set I think it was a

big bug a bug

yeah

Derek is the winner oh

boy looks like that butterfly got a

little shook up not as shook up as Derek

was I think I'm ready to eat now me too

would you like to join us of course Tina

I'd be delighted everything we've

brought us in the classroom let's go get

it

me with the door sure thank you you're

welcome Tina

there are lots of things we can do to be

nice sometimes they're hard to remember

but there are two little things you

should never forget from January through

December

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he's talking about pleasing thank you

they're called the magic words

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use them in the morning at noon at night

cause it's a great way to be polite

thank you they're the magic word Derek

would you please help me with this sure

thank you

you're welcome

we're talking about please and thank you

they're called they're called the magic

words

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saying please and thank you cause

they're the magic words

use them in the morning at noon and

night cause it's a great way too people

wise

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here Barney let me help you with those

why thank you Michael sure

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in the morning at noon at night cause

it's a great way to be polite

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okay everybody I think we're ready to

eat boy this food looks great it's a

picnic full of healthy snacks

stacking on healthy food is what we like

to do eating apples oranges carrots and

some celery tea nuts and cheese and some

of these and a glass of fruit juice too

these are some of my favorite foods and

they're all good for us too

I cannot healthy food is what we like to

do

those oranges carrots and some celery

too nuts and cheese and some of these

and a glass of fruit juice too I just

love fruit juice these are the best

after school snacks

what we like to do eating apples oranges

carrots and some celery too much

you know eating healthy snacks is good

for us and being polite to other people

is good for us too hey everybody besides

saying please and thank you what are

some ways we can be polite when we're

eating it's not polite to reach across

the table for food you should ask

someone to pass a food to you

Michael would you please pass me the

carrots oh sure thank you you're welcome

and it's not good manners to talk with

your mouth full

you shouldn't make noise or chew with

their mouths open either that's right

I can make a clap with my hands

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I'm very quiet

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when I'm chewing my veggies I always

keep my mouth closed I can make a click

with my teeth

make a scary noise

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I always try to be polite when I eat but

even if you don't talk with your mouth

full or chew with your mouth open or

smack your lips you can still be loud

what do you mean some foods are just

noisy I'll show you take a bite of your

carrot stick okay

now men bite into your Apple

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Derek eat one of those crackers

here comes the celery

oh

I guess you're right Michael some foods

are noisy all by themselves but I'm glad

you all use good manners anyway sure

because we were all taught good manners

when we were little and speaking of good

manners hit it Barney

oh please oh okay oh

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okay

hey let's tell them about good matters

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my parents started teaching me when I

was just two all about manners and the

right things to do they told me learn to

say thank you and learn to say please

and

excuse me if you happen to sneeze

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my parents kept on teaching me when I

was three and then the more I learned

the more that I could see that there's a

way to do it wrong there's a way to do

it right everybody use your manners now

and be polite

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okay watch me now watch me watch me here

we go okay

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nightmares

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good meters are important to everyone in

the world

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I just love good manners hey I bet you

know some other ways you can show good

manners you should always cover your

mouth when you cop

or when you sneeze

if you're chewing gum you should keep it

in your mouth and not play with it I

know a silly song about something you

should never do with gum oh what's that

those are chewing gum lose its flavor on

the bedpost overnight if you chew it in

the morning will it be too hard to bite

can't you see I'm going crazy won't

somebody set me right does your chewing

gum lose its flavor on the bedpost

overnight

that's a good question

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I would never take them out of my mouth

and stick it to something sometimes my

mom lets me chew bubble gum but it's not

good manners to blow bubbles in front of

people it's okay to blow bubbles with

friends though but with bubble gum you

can only make one at a time why don't we

have some fun making lots of bubbles

lots and lots of bubbles please

wait a minute let's make this our very

special splash day

and for that we need some special

clothes

here we go

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here I'll get the door oh thank you

you're welcome

Tina may I have the fly swatter sure

thank you you're welcome

here Michael oh thanks here man

you can use these thank you Derek they

use them for what for making bubbles

just dip them in the bubble mix just

watch

wow

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look now oh excuse me man I didn't mean

to bump into you oh that's okay Michael

here we go there's some more

holy sure

oh that is huge

foreign

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thank you

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sometimes I Splash too much I hope I

won't get in trouble

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it is

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playing with water is fine

hey let's have a splash party yeah we

can do all sorts of fun things with

water

I watch my daddy do this every morning

oops missed the spot

just as good as my dad

boy this is smooth

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I don't think the fish are biting Barney

and do you know why they're too busy

swimming oh

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they're pretty

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down in the Meadow in an itty bitty pool

if Three Little Fishies and a mommy

fishy too swim said the mommy fishy swim

if you can and they swam and they swam

all over the dam

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stop saying the mommy or you will get

lost but the Three Little Fishies didn't

wanna be bust so the Three Little

Fishies went off on a spree and they

swim and they swam right out to the Sea

oh

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today careful Little Fishies that's a

big ocean out there

hooray said the Little Fishies here's a

lot of fun we'll swim in the ocean till

the day is done so they swim and they

swim and it was a lark till all of a

sudden they met with a shark

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help cried the Little Fishies look at

the whales quick as they could they

turned on their tails back to the pool

in the meadow they swam and they swim

and they swim all over the dam

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fishies

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Derek would you like to see me make a

star out of water the star the water how

can you do that watch

foreign

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Tina thank you Derek

okay Baby Bop guess how many cups it

will take to fill this up and bring the

ducky to the top let me see I guess

eight I guess six maybe three and I say

four okay Baby Bop fill it up okay

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fill it up two

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fill it up

three

fill it up

I guess Michael you were right it took

four cups to bring ducky to the top oh

can we do one more please sure okay

guess how many cups it will take to fill

this up can I say 12. maybe seven I

think ten will fill it I guess eight

again

okay all right

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fill it up four

fill it up five

fill it up

six did anybody guess seven cups

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

you were right baby bop it took eight

cups to fill this up

thank you oh thank you

I gotta take a nap now baby bop's tired

okay

I guess we'd better get going to Barney

but

um oh no problem

whoops

thank you for Splash day Barney it was a

lot of fun oh you're also welcome

I love you you love me

we're a happy family

with a great big hug and a kiss from me

to you

won't you say you love me too

I love you you love me we're best

friends

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hahaha

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thank you

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hello again to all my friends I'm glad

you came to play our fun and learning

never ends here's what we did today

I like picnics fun

you can enjoy being outdoors with

friends and eat healthy snacks that

taste yummy too hmm you can have fun

playing tug of w*r or making bubbles

it's important to be polite and use good

manners always take turns when you're

playing and remember to say please and

thank you and remember too that I love

you

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thank you

foreign

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