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01x26 - Doctor Barney is Here!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.

01x26 - Doctor Barney is Here!

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funding for Barney and Friends has been

made possible in part by a grant from

The Corporation for Public Broadcasting

and financial support by viewers like

you

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imagination and when he's taught he's

what we call a dinosaur sensation

Barney's friends are big and small they

come from lots of places

Barney shows us lots of things

laughs

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see

pop slots with me

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hey look there's Tash and Kathy oh come

on let's go

hi wanna play some basketball with us

thank you

what's the matter with Kathy

Kathy are you having a sad day

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was he happy oh yeah okay

ladies and gentlemen

presenting the dinosaur who makes

everybody happy

oh

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you really are sad aren't you Kathy yeah

now how can we help Kathy feel happy

again hey I've got an idea but it's kind

of silly

oh that is kind of a silly idea in fact

it's a super duper silly idea

you made it great to be crazy

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a horse and a flea and three blind mice

sat on a curb Stone covered with ice a

horsey slipped and fell on the flea

whoop said the flea there's a horse on

me crazy

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way down south where bananas grow a flea

stepped on an elephant's toe the

elephant cried with tears in his eyes

why don't you pick on someone your size

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way up north where there's ice and snow

there lived a penguin and his name was

Joe he got so tired of black and white

she wore pink slacks to the dance last

night

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thanks everybody I feel lots better now

but Kathy why were you sad before

well tomorrow I've got to go visit the

doctor oh the doctor uh-huh

I'm not sick I'm just getting a checkup

but I'm still kind of scared oh I know

sometimes I feel that way too but you

don't need to be scared of visiting the

doctor Doctors Care About Us they want

to help us stay healthy or help us get

better if we're sick

my doctor's a really nice lady she gave

me a checkup right after my birthday

it wasn't scary I wish you could all

come with me to the doctor's office but

I know you can't but we can go on a

make-believe visit to the doctor right

now then maybe you won't be scared

anymore oh

boy okay we'll go into the classroom and

get everything ready come on let's go

great

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well Kathy are you and Teddy ready for

our pretend doctor visit

let's go okay

good land here we are oh you must be

Kathy the doctor will see you in a

little while I'll go tell them you're

here well I guess we'll just wait here

in the waiting room that's what we're

doing too there are books to read and

toys to play with SO waiting for the

doctor is fun oh I guess I'll just sit

here I'm too scared to play Cassidy the

doctor will see you now

is the doctor nice oh yes this doctor is

very nice just follow me

goodbye Barney I'll see you soon

and here's the doctor

Barney

how did you do that oh just a little

Barney magic for a very special friend

now then in a checkup the doctor just

looks at all the ways you're growing and

looks to be sure that every part of your

body is healthy okay okay then first

let's see how much you weigh step right

up on my special doctor scale please

okay let's see you way

58 pounds would you please write that

down nurse Tasha yes Dr Barney thank you

now let's see how tall you're getting to

be turn around please

video I'll pull this up and I'll just

set it gently down on top of your head

and it says that you are 48 inches tall

that's four feet my you're getting big

got it okay now just hop over here to

the examining table

oh wait a minute you're just walking I

asked you to hop over remember

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oh that's much better now have a seat

right up there

and there you go

now I'll begin by looking in your eyes

and ears with a little flashlight nurse

thank you you're welcome okay I'll just

take a look in this eye first

and this one

very good now if you'll turn your head

to the right I'll look in your ear okay

and the other one

okay great

now I'll look in your mouth tongue

depressor please what's a tongue

depressor oh that's the one that looks

like a big ice cream stick

here it is oh thank you

okay say ah

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oh looking good I'll just throw this

away okay here we go

and now I'll test your reflexes why are

reflexes oh I'll show you teeny tiny

Hammer please oh thank you you're

welcome okay I'll just take this and do

this oh hey that made my light jump do

it again please okay

and oh you've got stupendous reflexes oh

now I'm going to use this stethoscope to

listen to your heart okay okay

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yes your heart sounds just like a drum

gee I've never heard that before

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oh your heart's got a real good beat

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okay what's going on here

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and everything from the neck up then

comes my tummy and my legs and Toes soon

I'm finished with my checkup and I'm

feeling extra fine healthy most followed

the time

the doctor is a friend of mine yes the

doctor is

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quicker when the doctor screw and I'm

all done sometimes I even get a sticker

and I'm feeling extra fine

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cause the doctor is a friend of mine the

doctor is a friend of mine yes the

doctor is a friend of mine

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are we all done with my checkup Dr

Barney well almost uh oh do I have to

get a shot but this is only a

make-believe shot so real shots won't

seem so scary but why what does the real

Doctor have to give real shots that

ain't her I know why the shot is a

special kind of medicine it hurts a

little but it can keep you from getting

very very sick that's right oh okay I

guess

first we clean a spot on your arm

then the doctor or the nurse gives you

the shot and you don't have to look

nurse Tasha please

tell me when it's over

it's over it is you're right that didn't

hurt too much

here's a pretty bandage to cover the

spot

here you go

and here's a sticker for being a brave

girl there you go check up sober

now are you still scared to visit the

real Doctor no I'm

anymore I'm

we all went to the doctor a lot would we

never ever get sick well everybody gets

sick now and then but you know there are

things that we can do every day to help

us feel good what kind of things Barney

well I'll show you just follow me

here we are we've got pictures of some

feel-good rules that help us stay

healthy and here's feel good rule number

one

hey I know what that is

washing with soap and water right you

should wash your hands nice and clean

before you eat and wash your whole body

when it's time for a bath everybody

needs to wash even little babies but

they need help from grown-ups that's

right real babies need real grown-ups to

help them wash but we could wash your

baby dolls right now

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this is the way we wash your hair when

we take a bath

this is the way we wash our hands wash

our hands wash our hands this is the way

we wash our hands when we take a bath

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towels to dry these babies okay I'll get

some okay

here's one for you oh thank you Michael

and here's another towel for you thanks

and here's a towel for you thank you and

here's a blankie a blankie

oh don't take my blankie this is mine

mine mine oh I'm sorry baby bop I

thought it was a towel

okay that's all right hi

friends

oh look you've been watching very good

baby pop we've been having fun learning

the feel-good rules and rule number one

was watching oh well what is rule number

two well

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it's food it's healthy food right Barney

yep eating healthy food for meals and

for snacks helps you feel good yeah

there's baby Bob's most favorite snack

apples and bananas

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I like to eat eat

apples and bananas

I like to eat eat

apples and bananas

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apples and bananas

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I like to eat Meats

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ice ice

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Baby Bop light healthy foods

but whenever we eat there's another

feel-good rule that we should remember

what is it right now

you're right

oh that's right

you're trying to brush your teeth after

every meal over a snack

oh I'm brushing my teeth on top

so much fun I hate to stop but while I'm

brushing my teeth

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I'm brushing my teeth and back

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no I never let the water run

I never let the water run no one ever

let the water run

away

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wow look at those shiny teeth good thing

I put on my sunglasses

now let's see washing eating healthy

foods and brushing our teeth that's

three feel good rules are there any more

Yep there are two more rules here to

help us feel good beginning with

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a exercise exercise means getting up

running around and stretching your

muscles that way your body will get nice

and strong like mine huh

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I'm Derek the strong man

I'm so strong

I can lift a school bus

over

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yeah yeah

okay goodness

Derek how did you get such big muscles

well exercise should give you big

muscles but these are

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Derek made a funny joke he sure did but

you know exercise really can make your

body strong and it's lots of fun so

let's do some exercises right now okay

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I

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lift my legs

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upon my face

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around and round

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I love exercise

it's fun

the exercise can make you a little tired

oh Baby Bop is Big tired now I think

it's time for a nap okay

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night night everybody

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's very sleepy it's too bad she won't

find out the very last feel-good rule oh

but baby bop already knew the last

feel-good rule she did sure because the

last feel-good rule is

to get lots of sleep at nap time and

bedtime yeah

yeah I didn't know sleep was good for me

it sure is when you go to sleep at night

it helps your body get ready for lots

more fun the next day I'm sometimes

going to bed is fun too that's right

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and it's almost bedtime

I do certain things to get ready

I put on my Chubbies and I brush my

teeth and I say good night to my teddy

and

think of my favorite song

if I think you're my friends and some of

my toys

I'll be asleep before long

when the morning is here and my eyes

start to clear out of bed I know I'll be

leaving

I will feel all rested and ready to play

but right now it's time to be sleepy

and think of my favorite

song If I picture my friends and some of

my toys

I'll be asleep before long

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after all we've done today I think we'll

all get lots of sleep tonight and when I

get home I'm going to tell everybody

about the feel good rules I am too

that's a nice idea

Barney I

would rule we haven't talked about yet

uh-huh and the rule is be nice to your

friends and you'll feel good too oh that

is a good rule

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won't you say you love me too

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I love you you love me we're best

friends

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see you soon

thank you for making me happy Dr Barney

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hello again to all my friends I'm glad

you came to play our fun and learning

never ends here's what we did today

I'm glad that Kathy isn't afraid to go

to the doctor anymore because doctors

are people who want us to feel good

I'm also glad that we had a chance to

learn lots of feel-good rules today

we found out that washing with soap and

water is good clean fun

and that eating healthy foods is good

for our whole bodies

it also helps us feel good if we always

brush our teeth after we eat although

you probably use a smaller toothbrush

than I do

it's also good to get lots of exercise

every day oh I love to exercise

and we even found out that sleeping is

good for your body and the last part of

a healthy happy day

and do you know what else makes me feel

good having friends like you because I

love you

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thank you

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