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02x03 - May I Help You?

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.

02x03 - May I Help You?

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“Barney Theme Song"

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sensation

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Barney's friends are big and small they

come from lots of places

lots of things

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very good class now let's try it all

together

thank you

Alphabet Song

a b c d e

e h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y

and z now I know my ABCs next time won't

you sing with me oh I'd like to sing

with all of you that's a super neat

super idea

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s

w x y and z now I know my ABCs tell me

what you think of me

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I think you're all super duty

okay class let's quiet down and use our

indoor voices gee Derek you sound sort

of like a teacher I am amusing my

imagination and pretending to be a

school teacher and we're playing school

oh I understand Barney would you like to

play two you can see what we do in

school every day

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so when you come to school what do you

do first first you hang up our jackets

and sweaters and put our things

now

classroom helper what is a classroom

helper the classroom helper gets to have

to teach her in lots of different ways

everybody

wants to be the Clash of helper so

everybody gets a turn it's a good idea

when there's a job for only one taking

turns is lots of fun

Taking Turns

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each day in school each day that makes

it fun that makes it fun

we take turns in school each day that

makes it fun from work or play and we

take turns in school each day

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oh great sweeping the room looks cleaner

already

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so we'll all have fun

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told me take turns so we'll all have fun

and we include everyone

oh we take turns so we'll all have fun

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so whose turn is it to be the classroom

helper

classroom helper will be

That's My Name all right

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bring our classroom helper will do is

change the day on the calendar

the numbers help us count the days in a

month

sometimes it's kind of hard for me to

see the numbers especially when I'm far

away that happened to me too maybe you

need some glasses to help you see better

my parents are going to take me to the

eye doctors for our checkup oh that's a

very good idea Sean

but at this cause I can see all the days

just fine

There Are Seven Days

there are seven days there are seven

days there are seven days in a week

Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday

Friday Saturday day Sunday Monday

Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday

Saturday

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s there are seven days there are seven

days in a week

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Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday

Friday Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday

Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday I

know another fun way of saying the days

of the week we can say in Spanish

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oh I wonder what it'll be

let's make some funny fish funny fish

how can we make funny fish oh this looks

like a job floor

The Barney Bag

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well I've been looking in my barn today

and I found a lot of things

and gadgets and odds and ends and even

some old strings

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see what we can make today

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first everyone is drawing the shape of a

fish onto some paper

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oh sure once you have them drawn it's

time to cut them out oh and I'm so glad

you're all using safety scissors

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that's what makes them interesting

because there are so many different

kinds

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of putting some yarn on there

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[Applause]

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you all worked really hard and there are

so many different kinds since we've got

make believe

why don't we have

we had everybody okay great oh you're

The Fishing Song

right John this is a great fishing spot

one two three four five once I caught a

fish alive six seven eight nine ten then

I let him go again

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but they didn't really hurt that much

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one two three four five once I caught a

fish alive six seven eight nine ten then

I let him go again

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that's my blanket

hi Barney hi everybody

oh here's your blankie thank you oh I

love my blanket

oh look

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this is the story of The Three Billy

Goats Gruff oh goody one beautiful

morning the smallest billy goat gruff

that's me what to us over the old bridge

there's lots of people grass on the

other side so here I go

who's that crossing over my bridge oh

it's the scary troll who guards the

bridge

when Billy Goats walk on this bridge of

mine I eat them up and they taste just

fine but you can cross my bridge today

if you know that my words to say I'm too

little to eat wait for the second billy

goat gruff he's bigger than me

well okay

then the second billy goat gruff came to

the bridge that's

lots of

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trap stop who's that crossing over my

bridge

when Billy got to walk on this bridge of

mine I eat them up and they taste just

fine but you can cross my bridge today

if you know the magic words to say but

I'm too little to eat wait for the third

billy goat grub he's bigger than me

well okay

that's when the third billy goat gruff

came to the bridge and he was the very

biggest of them all that's me

there's lots of yummy grass on the other

side that's where I go

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who's that crossing over my bridge stop

oh yeah why should I oh

when Billy go to walk on this bridge of

mine

I eat them up and they taste just fine

but you can cross my bridge today

if you know the magical words to say I

don't know the magic words but I am

going to cross

wait it's okay I'll tell you the magic

words okay what are they the magic words

are please and thank you oh I should

have thought of that okay may I please

crush your Bridge yes you may

oh I almost forgot thank you you're

welcome

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again and The Three Billy Goats grew up

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Please and Thank You

there are lots of things we can do to be

nice sometimes they're hard to remember

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but there are two little things you

should never forget from January through

December

and thank you they're called the magic

words

that should be heard remember please and

thank you cause they're the magic words

use them in the morning at noon and

night cause it's a great way to be

polite

thank you they're the magic words

please and thank you what we're gonna

talk about please and thank you they're

called the magic words

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remember please and thank you let's bear

the magic ones use them in the morning

at noon and night cause it's a great way

to be polite ladies and gentlemen

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I sing please sure thank you

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cause they're the magic words

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yes we say please and thank you a lot

here in school Oh Derek sounds like a

teacher people

we're playing make believe all today

room helper I get to help the teacher ow

and people helping other people we

couldn't do it

People Helping Other People

there are lots of people who give help

each and every day if you try to be nice

and help other people it's

a-okay

cause people helping other people is

what this world's about and the people

who are helping other people we couldn't

do without

Oh Derek is a teacher who gives help in

the classroom today if you want to be a

teacher then teaching like Derek is

A-Okay

cause people helping other people is

what this world's about and people just

like Derek

couldn't do without

ocean is who gives help in the classroom

today if you want to be a helper then

helping like Sean is

A-Okay

cause people helping other people is

what this world's about and people just

like Sean we couldn't do without it

there are lots of other people who give

help each and every day if you try to be

nice and help other people it's oh

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there are lots of different kinds of

helpers Baby Bop there are grown-up

helpers and classroom helpers

and you can even be good helpers at home

Barney can a sister be a kind of helper

a sister can be a very important helper

to Asha but why did you ask because I'm

going to be a sister really soon

my mommy is going to have a baby and my

daddy says I'll be sister oh that's

going to be lots of fun I can tell the

baby about school and about the alphabet

and how to count and how to play games

yeah games baby pop life games

now

okay class let's vote how many people

want to play a game now

everybody wants to play a game so

classroom helper which game do you

choose today let's play Ruby Lou

Looby Loo

here we go

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I put my right hand in I put my right

hand out I give my hand a shake shake

shake and turn myself about

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Saturday night I put my left hand in I

put my left hand out I give my hand a

shake shake shake and turn myself about

here we go

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I put my right foot in I put my right

foot out I give my Florida shake shake

shake myself about here we go

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I put my left foot in I put my left foot

out I give my foot to shake shake shake

and turn myself

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in I put my whole self out I give myself

a shake shake shake and turn myself

about here we go

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I put my whole self in I put my whole

self out I give myself a shake shake

shake and then I go bye bye bye

baby

I'm really glad that you all showed baby

bub how much fun school is every day in

every way but class

or it's almost over

I've got to get to my sitter's house oh

okay well what do you all do at the end

of the day I know know yes Sean we clean

up the classroom

let's go

Clean Up

clean up clean up everybody everywhere

clean up clean up everybody do your ship

clean up clean up everybody everywhere

clean up clean up everybody do your

share clean up clean up everybody

everywhere clean up clean up everybody

do your share

well now the whole classroom is ready

for more fun tomorrow yeah sure okay

we've all got our jackets on let's lie

now the shortest goes right the tallest

goes to the back okay

looks like I'm the tallest so I'm the

last in line and when we leave the last

one in line should turn off the line oh

I guess that must be really important it

is we turn off the light so that we

Turn Off the Light

don't waste electricity oh I see

when I walk out of the classroom

and no one else is there I turn off the

light day or night cause I know that it

shows I care

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and you chose I care

and if I can't reach the light switch I

find someone taller

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there we go lights out

now your classroom helper too

in school or at home it's a special way

I Love You

of being nice to the people you love

okay

I love you

you love me

we're a happy family

with a great big hug and a kiss from me

to you won't you say you love me too

I love you you love me we're best

friends

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okay let's line up again

shortest in front and tell us the back

that's you Barney Barney Barney's not

the tallest now

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foreign

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to all my friends I'm glad you came to

play our fun and learning never ends

here's what we did today

we found out how much fun it can be to

be a good helper at school or at home

one good way to be a helper is to share

work and chores like cleaning up the

room

we can also work together when we're

just having fun like when we shared all

of the things in the Barney bag and made

10 Pretty Paper fish one two three four

five six seven eight nine ten remember

our play about The Three Billy Goats

Gruff that was a good reminder to say

please and thank you and have good

manners

another good way we work and play

together is to vote on what everyone

would like to do

there are lots of little ways to be a

good helper even turning off lights when

you leave a room

being a helper is a nice way to let

people know you love them and you know

what I love you

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thank you

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see you soon Barney coming up later

shout out big yay because our play with

me Sesame friends will be here to play

but first it's time for some super duper

fun and songs with Barney again coming

up next right here on Sprout

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