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02x05 - Honk! Honk! A Goose on the Loose!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barney & Friends". Aired: April 6, 1992 – November 2, 2010.*
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Features Barney, a purple anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational messages through songs and small dance routines with a friendly, huggable and optimistic attitude.

02x05 - Honk! Honk! A Goose on the Loose!

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sensation

Barney's friends are big and small they

come from lots of places after school

they need to play and sing with happy

faces Barney shows us lots of things

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foreign

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laughs

Sean that's still too loud Joey I didn't

make that noise there's something in the

hall and it's big let's go see

was it just kind of big no it was great

big you'll see well here goes

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[Applause]

what

was that we don't know let's check it

out

thank you

[Applause]

what you looking at

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are we glad to see you oh and I'm always

glad to see my friends but who is your

new feathered friend I guess it was a

goose the biggest ghost in the whole

world akush you could ride on I guess

you could ride on

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there's only one person who would have a

goose that big

excuse me

did anyone here happen to see a goose

about this tall it's Mother Goose

oh Barney it's wonderful to see you

again

how are you dear I'm fine put her there

Sean

football

nice to have you back do you you know

her sure remember the goose a long time

ago and you're Julie and you are Derek

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ever read my book of Rhymes and you are

both very good readers oh that's right

are you really the Mother Goose from the

book well now let me see got mother

Goose's clothes

I've got mother Goose's glasses

let's see if I've got her face

okay

so I suppose I really am Mother Goose oh

we do it all the time

[Applause]

Mother Goose and I'm here to say that I

love to talk in rhyme I've been around

for many many years for a very very very

long time I've been around for many many

years for a very very very long time

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[Applause]

now what is a rhyme you ask

what is a rhyme you say

rhyming words will sound the same like

fiddle and diddle name and game like

rubber dub dub three men in a tub I like

to talk in rhyme

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now some of my Rhymes are funny and some

are for sleepy time and others talk

about

looks like the sheep in little bowl peep

like sugar and spice and three blind

mice I like to talk in rhyme oh I'm

Mother Goose and I'm here to say that I

love to talk in rhyme I've been all

right

very very very long time I've been

around for me

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for a very very very long time

okay

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yeah

Mother Goose would you please recite one

of your rhymes for us please please

two little black birds sitting on a hill

one name check the other name Jill Fly

Away Jack Fly Away Jill come back Jack

come back Jill that was really cool I

just love rhymes about birds speaking of

birds where did Clarence go who is

Clarence oh Clarence is my Goose a very

large goose and I ride on his back when

I fly through the air

wow we were flying to the library just

now to take them another copy of my book

but then Clarence heard something going

honk honk like this

yes just like that

nah anyway I guess Clarence thought it

was another goose honking because down

he flew now I don't know where to find

him oh he was here just a minute ago but

then he flew away oh well I'm sure he'll

be back soon

I did so want to get to the library but

we've got a library right here see

it's a very nice one too but this is

your classroom Library

I wanted to go to the big Public Library

I've never been to that Library oh

at the public library there are whole

rooms full of books about all sorts of

things and what fun you can have with

those books little boy why with one of

those books and a little imagination you

can do just about anything

have an adventure in a far away land you

can learn about a tuba in a marching

band you can travel to the stars or the

deep blue sea when you learn to borrow

books from the library

but please don't be loud so that

everyone here can read

you will be proud when you take a book

home from the library

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travel to the stars or the deep blue sea

when you learn to borrow books from the

library

but please don't be loud so that

everyone here can read you

take a book home from the library

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all the public library is one of my

absolutely favorite places to go oh yes

and I must take my book there so the

children can borrow it I hope Clarence

comes back soon maybe you flew to the

library to get some books well I don't

think so dear because Clarence is a

goose and a goose doesn't have a library

card and you must have a library card to

borrow books from the library I don't

have one either neither do I what no

library cards well

we must do something about that right

now

oh look at that

pick a card any card

how all you have to do is write your

names and the cards

there's some markers you can use

yourself

I know how to write my name

is

h

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a w

oh

oh

that was a tight fit my name is almost

too big for the card

and what if your name really was too big

to fit Oh you mean a big name like

Ichabod cute even bigger you mean a

bigger one like Cindy Mindy Wendy

our biggest name of

all and you're thinking guys

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt his name

is

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith

now let's try our library voices a

little bit softer

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt his name

is

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let's be even more quiet in our

make-believe Library

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sometimes it's fun to be loud but now

let's use our very quietest Library

voices

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[Applause]

Barney it's always such fun visiting you

and your friends oh and it's always fun

reading your nursery rhymes Mother Goose

thank you dears and you know my Goose

Clarence just loves these Rhymes too

wherever he is

oh I always like hearing Derek's ideas

since Claire smells Mother Goose worms

maybe he'll come back if he hears them

yeah that's an extra

extraordinary idea

let's find some Rhymes to do right now

we will have so much fun I just know

Clarence will come back

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to Market to Market to buy a fat pig

home again home again jiggity Jake to

Market to Market to buy a fat hog home

again home again jiggity jog

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty

Dumpty had a great fall

all the king's horses and all the king's

men couldn't put Humpty together again

now listen carefully and do what I do

this is the way the ladies right

trippity trip trippity trip this is the

way the ladies right trippity trippity

trip

this is the way the gentlemen ride

Gallop Patrol

this is the way the gentleman ride

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well after you

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foreign

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get to the library well if Clarence came

back wants to hear your Rhymes I'm sure

he'll come back again if we do some more

Rhymes

when you're feeling down you just have

to build yourself right back up again

and that reminds me of another rhyme is

it one we know I'm sure

we do know this it's London Bridge

London Bridge is falling down falling

down falling down London bridge is

falling down my fair lady

Mars iron bars build it up with iron

bars My Fair Lady

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iron bars will bend and break my fair

lady

oh who's next oh

build it up with silver and gold silver

and gold silver and gold build it up

with silver and gold My Fair Lady

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oh

my look at the time the library will be

closing soon and I do want to take my

book there

I hope Clarence will come back soon

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Ring Around by Rosie a pocket full of

posies ashes ashes We All Fall Down oh

maybe we should tickle this time

tipped around the rosie a pocket full of

posies ashes ashes We All Fall Down

now I know all of you know how to skip

so skip around

is ashes We All Fall Down okay now let's

be bunnies and Hop Around the Rosie

Hop Around the Rosie a pocket full of

posies ashes ashes

ashes

oh my gosh okay so go down here I might

just take a nap well maybe I should read

some of your bedtime Rhymes man maybe

you should maybe we all should oh good

idea oh

it's raining it's pouring the old man is

snoring

he went to bed and bumped his head

I'm gonna get up in the morning

Starlight Star Bright first star I see

tonight

I wish I may I wish I might have the

wish I wish tonight

hey Willy winky runs through the town

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go upstairs

and downstairs

in his nightgown wrapping at the window

crying through the lock

are the children in their beds for now

it's eight look luck

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my son John went to bed with his

trousers on

one shoe off the other shoe on Diddle

Diddle Dumpling my son John

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rockabye baby in the treetop

when the wind blows the cradle will rock

when the bow breaks the cradle will fall

and down will come baby

foreign

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best and I thank you very much

I guess the children at the library will

just have to wait until tomorrow for my

book I don't think I don't think so why

is that Derek because I have a really

big idea about how we could catch clamps

but we all have to work together okay

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okay Sean start honking like you did in

the classroom and we'll do the rest okay

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hi Clarence I'm a goose too

okay Julie now you go

oh

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look here's the little girl that brings

breadcrumbs for the geese

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look at all this good Goose Creek

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I think I'll leave the rest of these

breadcrumbs right here

hey look up there

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clearance we've been looking for you all

day

and now I really must be going up I'm

going to get to the library with this

book and I could not have done it

without all your help thank you so much

thank you Bernie

we were glad to help Mother Goose and we

have lots of fun with your book today oh

we sure did well with all the fun we had

today with just one book think of all

the fun and the whole Library full of

books

I can't wait to get to the library and I

can't wait either I've got to go but you

always know where to find me remember

I'm in the book

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I just love meeting your friends oh and

I love all of you

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I love

you love me

we're a happy family

with a great big hug and a kiss from me

to you

won't you say you love me too

I love you you love me we're best

friends

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I can't wait to go to the library to

borrow mother Goose's book yeah that'll

be fun funny bunny

foreign

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[Applause]

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to all my friends I'm glad you came to

play our fun and learning never ends

here's what we did today

oh we had a super deep duper time today

when we got a visit from Clarence the

goose and from our good friend Mother

Goose

Mother Goose was taking her book of

Rhymes to the library for children to

borrow you can borrow books if you put

your name on a library card just as Sean

did

we try to bring Clarence back by telling

lots of Mother Goose rhymes like to

Market to Market

and Humpty Dumpty

we found fun games in mother Goose's

book like London Bridge and Ring Around

the Rosie and I got to use my

imagination to make believe that I was

wee willy Winky

we had such a good time it's no wonder

that Clarence came back to Mother Goose

and you can have fun like that too with

Mother Goose's book or lots of other

books from the library you're going to

love the library and I love you

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thank you

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