01x10 - Haircut

[bunniefuu]

[SINGING] Ba da
dum ba da da dum.

Ba da dum dum, ba da da, da.

Ba da dum dum ba.

We're ready to wiggle.

Wiggle your fingers
high in the sky.

We're ready to wiggle.

Wiggle your ears,
and wiggle your eyes.

We're ready to wiggle.

Wiggle your hair,
and wiggle your nose.

We're ready to wiggle.

Wiggle all 10 toes.

Wiggle all 10 toes.

Woo!

[SINGING] Toot, toot,
chugga, chugga, big red car.

We'll travel near,
and we'll travel far.

Toot, toot, chugga,
chugga, big red car.

We're going to ride
the whole day long.

Murray's in the back
seat playing his guitar.

Murray's in the back
seat of the big red car.

Toot, toot, chugga,
chugga, big red car.

We'll travel near,
and we'll travel far.

Toot, toot, chugga,
chugga, big red car.

We're going to ride
the whole day long.

Jeff is fast asleep.

He's having a little rest.

We better wake him up, so let's
all call out wake up, Jeff.

Toot, toot, chugga,
chugga, big red car.

We'll travel near,
and we'll travel far.

Toot, toot, chugga,
chugga, big red car.

We're going to ride
the whole day long.

Anthony is eating.

He's got so much food.

He's eating apples and
oranges and fruit salad too.

Toot, toot, chugga,
chugga, big red car.

We'll travel near,
and we'll travel far.

Toot, toot, chugga,
chugga, big red car.

We're going to ride
the whole day long.

Greg is doing the driving
singing scooby doo wa.

Greg is doing the driving
of the big red car.

Toot, toot, chugga,
chugga, big red car.

We'll travel near,
and we'll travel far.

Toot, toot, chugga,
chugga, big red car.

We're going to ride
the whole day long.

Toot, toot, chugga,
chugga, big red car.

We'll travel near,
and we'll travel far.

Toot, toot, chugga,
chugga, big red car.

We're going to ride
the whole day long.

DOROTHY THE DINOSAUR: Puzzles
are some of my favorite things.

I love finding the bits that
fit and then putting them

together to make a picture.

This one has letters on it--

A, B, C, D, E. That
one's a picture,

but it's upside down from here.

So I can't quite work
out what it's about.

That looks like it
might be a train.

Oh, you really have to
concentrate to get it right.

There's an owl.

Sometimes, I do a puzzle
upside down just for fun.

[SINGING] Ba, da,
da, ba, da, da, bum.

Ba, da, da, bum, ba da.

Ba, da, da, bum, ba, da, ba, da.

Woo!

It must be the hottest day of
the year here at Wiggle house.

They say there'll be a
nice cold change later.

I hope it gets here soon.

This heat is too much.

Hi, guys.

Hi, Anthony.

There's something different
about Anthony today.

Do you know what it is?

I just can't put
my finger on it.

His shirt's the same.

The shoes are the same.

What are you guys looking at?

Anthony, there's something
strange about you today.

Strange?

I'm just hot.

When did they say they cold
change was coming through?

In a little while.

Hey, I know what it is.

Your ears are bigger.

My ears?

No, same size.

Maybe it's his nose.

Nose?

No, not my nose.

Hey, guys, I know what it is.

It's his hair.

My hair?

I only had a hair cut at
Madame Bouffant's Styling Salon

for the Modern Man last week.

Well, I'd say it's time
to get her on the telephone

to arrange an emergency cut.

Let's go, Wiggles!

[upbeat music]

[telephone dialing]

Hello, Madam Bouffant,
it's Murray Wiggle.

It's an emergency.

Anthony's hair has
grown really long.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

What happened?

I'm on hold.

Yes.

Good.

See you soon.

She's on her way.

[knocking]

That was quick.

Who goes there?

It is I, Madame Bouffant,
your hair's best friend.

Likely story.

You'll have to do the test.

But I only do hair and nails.

What is Murray's
favorite color?

Luscious red.

Lucky guess, but you may pass.

Oh, Madam Bouffant,
we're so glad you're here.

Please, stand back, everybody.

I've seen this before.

What is it Madam Bouffant?

What could possibly
make Anthony's hair

grow that quickly?

It's a very rare condition
called rapid hairiness.

It means your hair grows
really quickly when it gets

really, really, really hot.

So the hot weather
is causing it.

Is there anything we can do?

Oh, you just provide
him with care and support

and leave the rest to me.

I'd recommend you look away.

This is not going to be pretty.

[rapid music]

Ta da!

What do you think?

Well, it's very nice, but
maybe something different

would be better.

[rapid music]

Ta da!

No.

[rapid music]

Ta da!

Eh.

[rapid music]

Ta da.

Oh, no.

[rapid music]

Ta da.

[rapid music]

Ta da!

I think I'm a genius.

I think you are
too, Madame Bouffant.

Thank you so much
for fixing my hair.

Well, you won't have to
worry about the heat anymore.

That cold change
has come through.

Thank goodness.

Guys, I'll just walk
Madame Bouffant to her car.

It'll be nice to cool
down outside too.

Here's your bag.

Bye, Wiggles.

Sorry to leave you
with all this mess.

No problem, Madame Bouffant.

See ya.

See ya.

After you, Madam Bouffant.

See ya, Madam Bouffant.

Thanks for my new haircut.

[wind howling]

It's cold.

Oh, well, at least my
hair won't go longer now

because it's not hot anymore.

Oh, it's cold.

It's cold.

It's cold.

- Huh!
- Huh!

Huh!

What is it?

Don't tell me my hair's
grown long again.

Oh, no!

I'm bald.

Oh, hot weather makes
my hair grow long,

but the cold weather
must make it super short.

Oh, quickly, get me Madame
Bouffant on the phone.

[telephone dialing]

Hello?

[SINGING] Ba, da, da,
dum, ba, dum, ba, dum.

Ba, da, da, dum,
ba, da, da, dum.

No hair, I could
get used to this.

Feels good, and there's no
brushing in the morning.

Yippee!

No brushing, and it feels good.

I like being bald.

[SINGING] A long, long time ago
as all you folks should know,

Uncle Noah built himself an ark.

Now that's a boat, folks.

For 40 days and nights, the
rain was quite a fright.

The animals nearly
tore the ark apart.

The ducks went [duck quacking]
The cows went [cow mooing]..

The rooster [rooster crowing].

The old Tom cat sure
raised an awful row.

[cat screeching]

The little pig [pig snorting].

The billy goat, [goat braying].

The bullfrog said,
biggest rain we ever had.

Uncle Noah's ark
is a madhouse now.

The horses and cattle
and fowl of the air, even

the long-eared donkey was there.

[donkey braying]

The Ducks went [ducks quacking].

The cows went [cow mooing].

The rooster, [rooster crowing].

All were there at
Uncle Noah's ark.

[ducks quacking]
[rooster crowing] [cow mooing]

Biggest rain we ever had.

The Ducks went [ducks quacking].

The cows went [cow mooing].

The rooster, [rooster crowing].

The old Tomcat sure
raised an awful row.

[cat screeching]

The little pig, [pig snorting].

The Billy goat, [goat braying].

The bullfrog said,
biggest rain we ever had.

Uncle Noah's ark
is a madhouse now.

The horses and cattle
and fowl of the air, even

the long-eared donkey was there.

[donkey braying]

The ducks went [ducks quacking].

The cows went [cow mooing].

The rooster, [rooster crowing].

All were there at
Uncle Noah's ark.

But what about the unicorn?

All were there at
Uncle Noah's ark.

[SINGING] Henry
the octopus lives

down in the deep blue sea.

Henry the octopus, he's
a friend to you and me.

Hi, everybody.

Or as we say in octopus
language, bri boop.

It was a lovely
morning in the ocean.

The water was cool,
clear, and blue.

Henry the octopus lived in
his house under the sea.

Henry was busy
preparing a birthday

party for the Fishettes,
the twin fish.

All the Underwater Big
Band were there helping.

Come on, everybody.

It's party time.

The Fishettes will be
here at any moment.

Have we got everything ready?

--asked Henry.

Just then, Joey the crab arrived
carrying a lot of balloons.

Here are the balloons, Henry.

But I think I got too many.

Jack brought Joey back to the
ocean floor and said, Henry,

the birthday rule is
to stay really cool.

We have the streamers.

We have the balloons.

The party fun is starting soon.

The guests of honor
arrived, the Fishette twins.

Everyone cheered
and let them in.

Happy birthday!

Oh, thank you, everyone.

This is really great.

Let the party begin.

We can hardly wait.

And so the games began.

First was Pin the
Tail on the whale.

Henry was blindfolded and tried
to pin the tail on the whale

but missed the mark.

Oh, I missed
that time, but I've

still got seven turns left.

Everyone laughed and
then played musical shells.

We'll play music,
and when it stops,

everyone will find
a shell to sit on.

[music playing]

That was a fun game.

Now, let's cut the cake.

There was a beautiful
mud cake with a candle

for each Fishette.

They were so excited.

It's a happy
birthday to both of us.

We've had so much fun.

You've made such a
fuss with streamers

and games, balloons, and cake.

We've eaten so much
our bellies will ache.

The Fishettes and
Henry's Big Band

celebrated the birthday
well into the afternoon.

Birthdays are
special days to share

with friends, especially with
friends like Henry the octopus.

[SINGING] Have a happy
birthday fishies.

Have a happy birthday, fishies.

Have a happy birthday, fishies.

We didn't forget.

We didn't forget your
birthday is today.

Hip, hip, hooray!

Hip, hip, hooray!

Hip, hip, hooray!

[SINGING] Ahoy
there, me hearties.

You're all welcome here.

It's Captain
Feathersword's Pirate Show.

[coughing]

[nose blowing]

Wags!

Wags, my friend!

Oh, thank you, Wags.

I don't know if I can
drink that yummy lemonade

or eat those delicious biscuits.

I'm so sick with the flu.

But I'll try.

After all, I do have
to keep up my strength.

Oh, Wags, could you please
get me an ice-cold face towel?

I have such a terrible fever.

Thank you.

[nose blowing]

Oh, oh, Wags.

I'm so sick.

Oh, Wags, thank you
for looking after me.

Oh, cake still
warm from the oven,

just what the doctor ordered.

Oh, Wags, I know
it's a special cake

for the party tomorrow night.

But couldn't I just have
a little slice, Wags?

No.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
[CRYING] Wags.

Hello.

Oh, all right, all right.

I'll just have to nibble on
these hard, old biscuits.

Oh, oh, misery, Wags.

Could you please fetch
your Captain his slippers?

I would get up, but
I'm just so weak.

[grumbling]

Cake.

Oh, I am sick.

I do deserve just a little
slice, a tiny, weeny piece.

He'll never know.

Oh, thank you, Wags.

You're such a good doggy.

Thank you.

Just one last request
from a sick, old seaman.

Could you fetch my
favorite feathersword?

This should make me feel better.

Oh.

Oh.

That's the thing,
them there biscuits

is making me feel well, unwell.

[whimpering]

Oh, look at that.

It shrunk.

Oh, OK, OK.

How did you know it was me?

I only had such a little
slice, just a teeny weeny,

little teeny little piece.

Oh.

Oh, I don't feel so good.

Oh, no.

No more.

Thank you, Wags.

It must be this flu.

It's making me feel well, sick.

[SINGING] Crunchy
munchy honey cakes.

Crunchy munchy honey cakes.

Crunchy munchy honey cakes.

Crunchy munchy honey cakes.

Crunchy munchy honey cakes.

They're great to eat,
and they're fun to make.

In your hand or on a plate,
crunchy munchy honey cakes.

What do you do?

Apron on and wash your hands.

Get a bowl and a baking pan.

What's next?

Rolling pin and mixing spoon.

We'll be mixing very soon.

Crunchy munchy honey cakes.

They're great to eat,
and they're fun to make.

In your hand or on a plate,
crunchy munchy honey cakes.

What do you do?

Take the flour and honey too.

Put them together
and make a goo.

What's next?

Add some milk and muesli flakes.

Now we're almost ready to bake.

Crunchy munchy honey cakes.

They're great to eat,
and they're fun to make.

In your hand or on a plate,
crunchy munchy honey cakes.

What do you do?

Roll some ba*ls on
the baking tray.

Then in the oven right away.

What's next?

Stand back and watch them bake.

Now let's eat those yummy cakes.

Crunchy munchy honey cakes.

They're great to eat,
and they're fun to make.

In your hand or on a plate,
crunchy munchy honey cakes.

Crunchy munchy honey cakes.

Crunchy munchy honey cakes.

Crunchy munchy honey cakes.

Crunchy munchy honey cakes.

Crunchy munchy honey cakes.

Crunchy munchy honey cakes.

Crunchy munchy honey cakes.

Crunchy munchy honey cakes.

[upbeat music]