02x08 - Storytelling

[bunniefuu]

["IN THE WIGGLES' WORLD"
PLAYING]

THE WIGGLES [SINGING]:
Ooh-ooh-ooh.

We know a world, a magic world.

Come with us and see.

Anything can happen
in this special world.

It can happen to you or me.

It's where the Wiggles live.

Why don't you come along and
meet their friends as well?

There's music and dancing,
magic and games, and lots

of great stories to tell.

In the Wiggles' world,
in the Wiggles' world,

you're all welcome here.

So let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles' world.

Ooh-ooh-ooh.

Hi, everybody.

THE WIGGLES [SINGING]: In the
Wiggles' world, in the Wiggles'

world, you're all welcome here.

So let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles' world.

Ooh-ooh-ooh.

This is the story of a man
who lived a long, long time ago.

And his name was Uncle Noah.

Now, Uncle Noah had to save
some animals from a flood.

So he built a really,
really big boat.

And he called that big
boat Uncle Noah's Ark.

There were some ducks on the
ark, and the ducks went quack.

Can you do that with us?

The ducks went quack.

The cows went moo.

Now Uncle Noah had a
rooster on the ark.

And the rooster went
c*ck-a-doodle-doo.

There were some cats on the ark.

And the cats made
a terrible row.

They went meow.

There was a little pig on the
ark, and the little pig went--

[snorts]

How did that little pig go?

It went--

[snorts]

There were some
goats on the ark.

And the goats shook their
heads, and they went meh, meh.

Now let me see what else
was there on the ark.

Some donkeys.

Let's see some
long-ears donkeys.

And the donkeys
went ee-ohh, ee-ohh.

Gee, it was noisy on the ark.

But it was lots of fun, too.

So why don't you come on board
Uncle Noah's Ark with us?

["uncle noah's ark" playing]

[SINGING] A long,
long time ago,

as all you folks
should know, Uncle Noah

built himself an ark.

Now that's a boat, folks.

For 40 days and nights, the
rain was quite a fright.

The animals nearly
tore the ark apart.

The ducks went quack.

The cows went moo.

The rooster c*ck-a-doodle-doo.

The old tom cat sure
raised an awful row, meow.

The little pig-- [snorts].

The billy goat meh.

The bullfrog said,
"Biggest rain we ever had."

Uncle Noah's ark
is a madhouse now.

[animal noise]

The horses and cattle
and fowl of the air.

Even the long-eared
donkey was there.

Ee-ohh.

The ducks went quack.

The cows went moo.

The rooster c*ck-a-doodle-doo.

All were there at
Uncle Noah's Ark.

Quack, quack, c*ck-a-doodle-doo.

Moo, biggest rain we ever had.

Ee-ohh, ee-ohh,
moo, quack, quack.

The ducks went quack.

The cows went moo.

The rooster c*ck-a-doodle-doo.

The old tom cat saw
raised an awful row, meow.

The little pig-- [snorts].

The billy goat meh.

The bullfrog said,
"Biggest rain we ever had."

Uncle Noah's Ark
is a madhouse now.

[animal noise]

The horses and cattle
and fowl of the air.

Even the long-eared
donkey was there.

Ee-ohh.

The ducks went quack.

The cows went moo.

The rooster c*ck-a-doodle-doo.

All were there at
Uncle Noah's Ark.

But what about the unicorn?

[SINGING] All were
there at Uncle Noah's Ark.

Ee-ohh.

c*ck-a-doodle-doo.

Quack, quack.

Meow, meow.

[rain pouring]

Why does it have
to rain today?

I don't know, Dorothy.

But I think it's
going to rain all day.

Oh, I wanted to have
a picnic in the park.

We don't need a
park for a picnic.

We can have one right here, now.

MURRAY: Except we just
finished breakfast, Anthony.

Oh, yes, I forgot.

Oh, it's not much to do
on a rainy day, I guess.

Oh, I don't know.

We can always go
outside and get wet.

Oh, go away, rain.

[thunderclaps]

Dorothy, would you like
to hear a Wiggle tale?

A Wiggle tale?

Oh, yes, please.

How about you?

Would you like to
hear a Wiggle tale?

OK.

Let's have a Wiggle tale.

ANTHONY: Once upon a time,
there was a little dinosaur

called Dorothy.

DOROTHY: Oh, my name
is Dorothy, too.

ANTHONY: So it is, Dorothy.

Well, this Dorothy had a
garden filled with roses.

DOROTHY: So do I.

JEFF: She loved roses
more than anything

and had every kind
of rose imaginable.

MURRAY: She had rosy roses.

GREG: Posy roses.

ANTHONY: Cozy roses.

JEFF: Even nosey roses.

ANTHONY: Every day, Dorothy
would walk amongst her roses

and cheerfully greet them.

"Hello, big red roses.

Hi.

Hello, small red roses."

[laughs] "Hello,
medium-sized roses.

Hello.

Hello, hello, hello,"
[laughs] and so on because

Dorothy loved her roses.

GREG: Well, one day, Dorothy
noticed that her roses--

JEFF: --were not
looking very happy.

In fact, they were
looking quite sad.

"Oh, goodness me, I've been
so busy admiring my roses

I forgot to water them."

ANTHONY: And so she ran
about all that day watering.

JEFF: Watering.

GREG: Watering?

MURRAY: Watering.

ANTHONY: Because Dorothy
had so many roses,

she was only able to
water some of them.

"Oh, what am I going to do?"

she cried.

"Oh, dear.

Oh, dear."

MURRAY: And then that night--

JEFF: It rained.

GREG: And rained.

ANTHONY: And rained.

And the next morning, Dorothy's
roses were good as new.

[gasps] "Oh, hooray!"

[laughs] "Oh, thank you, rain.

Thank you."

[laughs] "My lovely,
lovely roses, yummy."

[laughs] And that's
the end of the story.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you for that
lovely Wiggle tale.

Now I'll never be
unhappy when it rains.

I wonder if there's
anything interesting on TV.

["dorothy the dinosaur" playing]

[SINGING] I was looking out
my window late the other night.

She was sitting in the garden
and gave me such a fright.

Eating all mom's roses
there in the moonlight,

it was Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Hey!

Chomp.

I knew that if mom saw her
she'd never let her stay.

A dinosaur as big as that
needs feeding night and day.

I'd have to find a
place where I could hide

her away, Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Oh, roses.

[SINGING] Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

I like it here.

[SINGING] Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Chomp.

I knew that she was so big
that she'd soon be found.

My mother called
the dog catcher.

He came around.

When he laid his eyes on
her, he fell to the ground.

Now I take it that's
Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Oh, my stomach hurts.

[SINGING] Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

I'm still hungry.

[SINGING] Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-champ.

I think I'll find some
roses in that back garden.

[SINGING] Dorothy
the Dinosaur.

They called up the police
to take a right away.

They called up the zoo
to find a place to stay.

I said they couldn't take her.

I said, "No way, that's
Dorothy the Dinosaur."

That's me.

[SINGING] Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

DOROTHY: Oh, roses.

[SINGING] Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Chomp.

DOOR: [hiccups]

Let us in, please.

[hiccups]

The door's got the hiccups.

Maybe if we surprise
the door, it

might get rid of the hiccups.

Good idea.

One, two, three.

THE WIGGLES: Boo!

Oh, wow.

[sighs] You did it.

My hiccups are gone
Thank you, Wiggles.

Now, where did my bone go?

Wags, me hearty, just
the dog I wanted to see.

Uh-oh, I hope he isn't going
to try and teach me a trick.

I'm going to teach you
how to sit up and beg.

[heaves]

I don't need to
sit up and beg.

I can stand and beg.

It's easier.

Now, watch closely.

Crouch down like me.

Yeah, come on.

Now heave, too.

[heaving]

Oh, good dog.

Oh-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Good pirate.

["john bradlelum" playing]

[SINGING] Number
one, number one,

now the song has just begun.

With a rum tum taddle
um old John Bradlelum,

hey, what funny folk we'd be.

[laughter]

Number two, number
two, the rooster

crows c*ck-a-doodle-doodle-doo.

With a rum tum taddle
um Old John Bradlelum,

hey, what funny folk we'd be.

[laughter]

Number three, number
three, I like you,

and you like me with a rum tum
taddle um old John Bradlelum,

hey, what funny folk we'd be.

[laughter]

Number four, number
four, knock, knock,

knock, knock at
your door with a rum

tum taddle um old
John Bradlelum, hey,

what funny folk we'd be.

[laughter]

Number five, number
five, five busy bees

buzzing in a hive with a rum tum
taddle um old John Bradlelum,

hey, what funny folk we'd be.

[laughter]

Oh, hi, Anthony.

ANTHONY: Hi, Greg.

Epicazeeb-- epica-- no.

Epica-- oh, epica,
boo, boo-- epica--

What are you doing?

Shh, not too loud, Anthony.

You'll frighten it.

Frighten what?

The hat.

No, the rabbit.

What rabbit?

Shh. [WHISPERING]
The rabbit in the hat.

[WHISPERING] I don't
see a rabbit in the hat.

I know.

It's hiding.

Greg, I don't have time
for these silly games.

I've got to go and make
the perfect carrot soup.

Ah, just what I need.

May I borrow it?
- Well--

Here we go.

Get ready, rabbit.

Abracaba-- abracadabra,
abracababa--

I was using that--

Shh, I think it's coming.

Abraca-- abraca-- again.

Whoa!

[rabbit munching]

Oh, no.

I almost had it.

If only I could remember
the magic words.

Oh, well, the
rabbit took my carrot.

You wouldn't have another
carrot, would you, Anthony?

That was my last one.

Give me back my carrot, rabbit!

Greg, you wouldn't mind
practicing your magic tricks

in your room, would you?

I guess not.

Abracad-- oh, dear.

Abracad-- oh,
something or other.

I'm going to have to
make onion soup now.

I'm going to cut onions.

It makes me cry.

[sniffles]

No.

Oh, don't cry, Anthony.

Hey, take a look at this.

This will make you smile.

["zardo zap" playing]

[SINGING] Well, Zardo
Zap was flying around.

She landed her saucer
here on the ground.

Zardo Zap hadn't
been here long when

she started singing this song.

Doo doo doo doo do do do do.

Doo doo doo doo do do do do do.

Doo doo doo doo do do do do.

Doo doo doo doo do do do do.

When everybody saw
her on the ground,

people started gathering around.

Very soon, her song caught on.

Everyone sang along.

Doo doo doo doo
do do do do do do.

Doo doo doo doo
do do do do do do.

Doo doo doo doo
do do do do do do.

Doo doo doo doo do do do do.

She thought that
Earth was really hip.

She was tired and hungry
after making the trip.

Thirty zillion
clicks is a long way

to come to get some Pappadums.

Doo doo doo doo do
do do do do do do.

Doo doo doo doo
do do do do do do.

Doo doo doo doo
do do do do do do.

Doo doo doo doo do do do do.

Doo doo doo doo
do do do do do do.

Doo doo doo doo do
do do do do do do.

Doo doo doo doo
do do do do do do.

Doo doo doo doo do do do do.

[camera clicks]

Oh, really?

Yes, really.

Well, I once saw
a baby this tall.

Ha, I once saw a
baby as tall as this.

Oh, that's nothing.

I once saw a baby
as tall as this.

[chuckles]

Well, I once saw a
baby that was this tall.

A baby that was that tall?

Yes.

Babies don't grow that tall.

Baby giraffes do.

I saw a baby giraffe

Wow, that's amazing.

Hoo-hoo-hoo.

What are you two doing?

Oh, we're just
telling tall tales.

Hoo-hoo hoo.

DOROTHY: [laughs] Oh,
I'm glad you're all here.

Can you tell another
Wiggle tale, please?

Would you like to hear
another Wiggle tale?

Another Wiggle tale coming up.

Oh, I love a good tale.

ANTHONY: Once upon a time--

GREG: There were
four famous leapers.

JEFF: A purple leaper.

ANTHONY: A blue leaper.

GREG: A yellow leaper.

MURRAY: And a red leaper.

ANTHONY: Each of them wanted
to leap across the sky.

But they couldn't.

Then one day--

GREG: They decided
to leave together.

And that's how the first
Wiggle rainbow came to be.

Hey, that's great.
[applause]

It's great.

["TOOT TOOT, CHUGGA CHUGGA, BIG
RED CAR" PLAYING]

[SINGING] Toot
toot, chugga chugga,

big red car, we'll travel
near and we'll travel far.

Toot toot, chugga chugga,
big red car, we're going

to ride the whole day long.

Murray's in the back
seat playing his guitar.

Murray's in the back
seat of the big red car.

Toot toot, chugga chugga, big
red car, we'll travel near

and we'll travel far.

Toot toot, chugga chugga,
big red car, we're going

to ride the whole day long.

Jeff is fast asleep.

He's having a little rest.

We'd better wake
him up, so let's

all call out, "Wake up, Jeff!"

Toot toot, chugga chugga, big
red car, we'll travel near

and we'll travel far.

Toot, toot, chugga, chugga,
big red car, we're going

to ride the whole day long.

Anthony is eating.

He's got so much food.

He's eating apples and
oranges and fruit salad, too.

Toot toot, chugga chugga, big
red car, we'll travel near

and we'll travel far.

Toot toot, chugga chugga,
big red car, we're

going to ride the day long.

Greg is doing the driving
singing "scooby-doo-ah."

Greg is doing the driving
of the big red car.

Toot toot, chugga chugga, big
red car, we'll travel near

and we'll travel far.

Toot toot, chugga chugga,
big red car, we're going

to ride the whole day long.

Toot toot, chugga chugga, big
red car, we'll travel near

and we'll travel far.

Toot toot, chugga chugga,
big red car, we're going

to ride the whole day long.

["IN THE WIGGLES' WORLD"
PLAYING]

THE WIGGLES [SINGING]: We
know a world, a magic world.

Come with us and see.

Anything can happen
in this special world.

It can happen to you or me.

It's where the Wiggles live.

Why don't you come along and
meet their friends as well?

There's music and dancing,
magic and games, and lots

of great stories to tell.

In the Wiggles' world,
in the Wiggles' world,

you're all welcome here
so let's give a cheer,

welcome to the Wiggles' world.

Ooh-ooh-ooh.

In the Wiggles' world,
in the Wiggles' world,

you're all welcome here
so let's give a cheer,

welcome to the Wiggles' world.